I think he jail TO JAIL. >> OH, THEY JUST WANT TO TAKE ME TO JAIL. >> WHERE IS CAR? >> YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO SEE MY CAR. >> WHO'S GOING TO WALK TO SCHOOL? WHAT THE >> TO JAIL? LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR STOMACH NOW. >> What's up everybody? I hope you guys are ready for a crazy episode. We have a degenerate Karen who goes nuts and fight the cops as her boyfriend is getting arrested. But first, I want to show you this lunatic who got arrested over some missing guacamole at Chipotle. Without further ado, let's get started. >> Who's inside? >> Um, the other female. >> What happened? >> I was in the store. They came in arguing. I thought they were going to go their separate directions. They did not. They kept continued fighting. So, I got involved and I was like, "Girl, it's not >> Who who was the primary aggressor, do you think? like he was really >> they were both going at it. They were both aggressing each other. >> All right. >> And then the fight started. >> She just left from the back. She opened our back door and then >> So you probably cuz the car >> Okay. >> 36. The first uh sub subject is going to be by the stop sign in front of Chipotle. Apparently the other subject w went out the back door of the uh area. So, I'm going to go and try and locate her. >> So, they tried to locate the Karen. They couldn't find her at first. But, let's put that aside for a moment. How ghetto do you have to be to get arrested over Chipotle? I mean, Chipotle isn't even that good. Who cares if they didn't give you enough guacamole or enough cilantro sour cream? You can just ask for more politely. You don't have to go full-blown ratchet. Police instructed the woman to leave the area, but she refused. >> You go where? I didn't drive. >> I I don't care. Start walking. >> I'm I'm not kidding. I'm about to put you in handcuffs. Start walking. >> Go where? >> Anywhere but here. >> Go to the sidewalk. >> Waiting on my friend. >> Cool. You can wait. You can wait on the sidewalk. [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you talking to me, bro? Damn. Leave me the [ __ ] alone. I'm not doing [ __ ] I'm standing here. >> Go on the sidewalk. You are trespassed. Look. >> I'll find her. I'll find her. >> This is why we should have done the entire plaza. Relax. Relax. Relax. You're [laughter] done. You're done. You're done. Bro, okay. >> Y'all don't got to man. >> Then relax. Then relax. >> [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] relaxing. >> Okay, >> I got you. >> Call my auntie. >> Bravo 37. >> 61. Not Jay. Can you please get your phone and call my auntie? >> They just want to take me to jail. This was your This was your home, >> bro. >> I WAS GOING TO WALK TO SCHOOL. WHAT THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> TOO LATE. >> 0134. >> Why y'all foring me? I'M 125 [ __ ] POUNDS. >> SO, she said to call her auntie. Imagine how that conversation would go. Hey auntie, your niece got arrested at Chipotle again. They didn't give her enough guacamole and she went full-blown batshit crazy and started punching the employees. I would just hang up the phone. I would say, you know what, that's her problem. If you want to act like an univilized [ __ ] you better be ready to accept the consequences. >> All right. What is this that I'm talking This is not what we wanted to do tonight. Clearly it is. Cuz we doing it. >> I beg you to leave. >> Bro, I was going to walk to school. >> Sorry. >> You're okay. >> What are you talking about? I don't want to be in a car right now. I want to be by myself and cool the off. >> 51 resisting whatever one we want to use. >> But she was she was one. >> Yes. From the plaza. >> Yes. >> Not from the plaza. From the Chipotle. I never >> I never trespass her from the closet. Here's some AirPods. >> Okay. >> You have a bag? >> I do. I have all of it in the back in the trunk. I have right here in the trunk. All right. [snorts] >> We'll take all the all that off soon. So, she got arrested for battery. Now, let's move on to the next body cam. >> That was beyond stupid, man. >> Sorry. >> You You do realize you almost collided with another car, sir. >> Where's your license at? >> It's on the back. >> In your in there? >> Yeah. Where's it at? In there. >> Any guns, knife, bazookas, grenade launchers, dead hook parts. You mind if I look in it before you start? >> Ma'am. Ma'am, >> but I don't understand IF I >> STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. Listen to me. Stop. You don't stop. Calm down. I don't want to listen. I don't want to be throwing my idea out there if I wasn't driving. >> Ma'am, calm down. I'm going explain it to you. Okay. >> I get it. >> No, you don't get it. I'm trying to explain it to you. >> Okay. I want you to explain. >> We are stopping. I'm going to If you stop talking, I would love to. >> Go ahead. Explain. >> Okay. >> You are in a vehicle that is being stopped. Okay. >> So, we are requesting your driver's license because we are allowed to. >> Totally. >> Okay. So, give my >> giving my ID. I do not want to be getting in trouble for anything that I was not participating in. No. >> So then let me have your driver's license. >> Well, I have participate participating in it. >> I'm not going to ask you. Listen, I'm going to ask you one more time and then I'm going to take you out of the car and I'm going to put you in handcuffs. >> But you're going to put me in handcuffs cuz I wasn't participating >> because you're not cooperating. >> BUT I WASN'T IN [ __ ] IF I wasn't driving, >> I'm going to give you one last chance >> here, my guy. >> Thank you. >> But I wasn't participating in the [ __ ] >> Watch your knees. >> I'm sorry. Have a step back here. So, this body cam is extremely long. It's 35 minutes and the guy is very respectful. There is a language barrier, but eventually he does get arrested without incident. His girlfriend, on the other hand, is completely nuts. So, as usual, I'm going to streamline the body cam so that I save you some time and we get straight to the action. >> That decision has 30 days in jail. He can't. He can't. Why would he have to do 30 days IN JAIL GOING OVER 100? >> That's not 30 days in jail. >> Okay. >> 26. >> That is not 30 days in jail. >> According to you guys on the everything online 30 100 days 30 days in jail. >> There's 30 days in jail. He can't >> I don't know where you're getting this 30 days in jail from, but I have not heard 13. He can't go 30 days in jail. Please, he can't go 30 days. [ __ ] let me knock him out once. He doesn't need to go 30 days in jail. >> He doesn't have to go 30 days in jail. Please. Please. Please. 30. >> I'm begging you. >> Okay. Youing idiot. You dumb. >> Listen. LISTEN TO ME. >> MY CAR. YOU GUYS GOING TO TAKE MY CAR? YOU GUYS CANNOT TAKE MY PHONE. >> When do you lie? >> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE MY CAR. DON'T TAKE MY CAR. >> WHERE'S YOUR PHONE? >> Don't take my car. >> I'm begging you. Come here. >> Where's your phone? >> You guys are NOT GOING TO SEE MY CAR. >> WHERE IS YOUR CAR? >> YOU NEED YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY CAR. [screaming] PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CAR. >> You need to relax. PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CAR. YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CAR. YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CAR. >> Get my mom to pick UP MY CAR. PLEASE DON'T PICK UP MY CAR. >> WHERE IS YOUR PHONE? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE CAR. DON'T TAKE MY CAR. >> PLEASE. MY DAD'S NOT HERE TO PICK UP MY CAR. MY DAD. IT'S UNDER HIS NAME. PLEASE don't take my car. Please don't take my car. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BATH. DON'T TAKE MY CAR. I'LL HAVE MY DAD MY MOM PICK up my car. Please don't take up my car. Please don't take my car. Please. >> PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CAR. >> YOU SAID KEYS. I was the only key. Sure you had. >> It's in my car. Yeah, cuz I didn't want her to get in the car and take off. >> DON'T TAKE MY CAR. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR. LET ME HAVE MY MOM TAKE MY CAR. >> UM, LADY, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you know, getting your car towed, it might suck a little bit, but it's not the end of the world. a couple hundred bucks and your car is going to be out of there like nothing happened. Why the hell you tripping out like that? It's like the thought of her boyfriend doing 60 days in jail was putting her in mild distress, but the thought of losing her car for an afternoon is driving her completely nuts. Ladies, your priorities are all backwards. >> Come. You guys can't take my car. You guys can't take my phone. Please don't take my talking to >> All right. Well, come out of the car, please. >> Let her go. >> You can call your mom out of the out of the car. >> Take my car. I'm begging you. Don't take my car. I'm begging you. >> Come over here. I don't want you to get hit by a car. >> Don't take >> Come over here. I don't want you to get hit by a car. Hold on. NAPLES. >> YOU'RE not in Naples. She thinks WE'RE IN NAPLES. [screaming] >> WHAT AM I going to do with her? >> She doesn't. >> Do you want me to tell your mother where you're at? >> Somebody needs to come and pick you up. >> Naples, please. >> You're not in Naples. >> You're not in Naples. >> You're in Fort MYERS. WHERE AM I? FORT MYERS BEACH. >> You're over by Fort Myers Beach. Yes, but you're by Health Park. Bass Road. >> Mommy, please. >> Do you want me to tell her where you're at? >> Speak English. >> Okay. >> Do you speak any English, ma'am? >> No. >> There's I I don't know how to >> Okay. >> You want to get You want to get an Uber AND GO HOME? >> NO. I WANT MY CAR TO GET HOME. >> Tell her you're at Bass Road in Summerland Road. Someone needs to come pick you up. You going to send her a P? She's going to send her a point. >> I can't take my car. I can't have it because my wife just had a car. >> You [laughter] can get it out of the yard tomorrow. I really don't understand why she keeps jumping up and down. It's like, holy [ __ ] lady. You're acting like a total degenerate. If you can't control your emotions like that, then I don't think you should go out anywhere. I think you should stay at home, preferably in a padded room. And if someone could supply you with a straight jacket, that would be even better. >> You can pick it up at the tillyard tomorrow. >> No, she can pick it up. Can't she pick it up if she's coming here? >> No. Why can't you pick it? I can't pick it up here. I'm not going to be able to pick up my car. >> Okay. Your father is passed. IT'S IN HIS NAME. >> DAD, YOU GUYS [screaming] ARE GOING TO ASK FOR HIM. I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO PICK UP THE >> YOUR MOTHER. YOUR MOTHER CAN TAKE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE DOWN THERE. >> I'M THE NEXT OF KID. THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS AUTHORITY TO THE CAR. YOU NEED to me over. >> No, you can take the death certificate down there. >> YOU GUYS GOING TO ME OVER. I WOULD BE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY. >> I CANNOT SPEAK TO YOU LIKE THIS. >> LET ME LEAVE THIS COURT. LET ME JUST >> HAVE YOUR MOTHER come pick you up now or I'm going to put you in the back OF MY CAR. [ __ ] TAKE THE CAR. WHY THE CAN'T TAKE THE CAR WITH HER DRUG? Let me take the car with me home. LET ME TAKE THE CAR WITH ME HOME. [screaming] She's picking it up. WHY CAN'T I PICK IT UP WITH HER? >> LISTEN. >> NO. >> DID YOU SEND HER THE POINT? >> OKAY. >> Send it to her. >> Listen. It's either you get somebody to COME PICK YOU UP OR PICK UP MY CAR WITH GO TO JAIL. >> TAKE ME TO JAIL. >> OKAY. >> WHAT THE AM I GOING TO DO? WHAT THE WHY YOU GOING TO TAKE ME TO JAIL? WHY YOU GOING TO TAKE ME TO JAIL? [screaming] LET ME GET A RESISTING CHARGE. >> LET ME TAKE SOME SEX. MY MOM THE >> LET ME GET >> LET ME TEXT THE [screaming] CODE. WHY AM I GOING TO GO TO JAIL? LET ME TEXT >> OVER THE WALL ON YOUR STOMACH NOW. >> PLEASE LET ME TEXT THE CODE. PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE THAT. Please don't be like that. PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE THAT. >> PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE THAT. >> YOU CANNOT BITE ME. >> DON'T BE LIKE THAT. I'M GOING THROUGH MY [ __ ] Don't be like that. In case I love the pink head back so she don't bite you. >> NO. [screaming] >> NO. >> YOU CAN'T BITE ME. >> WELCOME. You guys can't DO THIS TO ME. PLEASE, I'M not fighting you guys. >> I think the officer is making the right call. She doesn't want to get bitten by whatever this creature is. I mean, if you get bitten by this Karen, you might end up just as crazy as she is. I don't know if it's an extreme case of rabies or karinitis, but something is not right over here. >> YOU DREW FREAKING BLOOD FROM WHERE YOU BIT ME. >> I DIDN'T DRIVE BLOOD, YOU DUMB. >> I DIDN'T DRIVE BLOOD. I DIDN'T DRAW BLOOD FROM YOU, MAN. You didn't let me take the [ __ ] UP TO MY MOM, BRO. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE CAR FROM ME. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO TAKE THE car from me. >> Get the other arm. Let me give you a [ __ ] brain. You dumb, [ __ ] >> I can't STOP RESISTING RIGHT NOW. >> STOP RESISTING AND kicking me. STOP. [screaming] >> YOU UNDERSTAND ME? STOP. >> TOLD YOU GUYS MY You guys still did it. >> Well, now you're going to jail for a Philly. you. >> So, I had to blur it there because even though the original video didn't have it blur, I want to be extremely cautious when it comes to the YouTube guidelines. And it showed her badonadonk a little bit too much. And honestly, I don't think you guys want to see that anyways. So, I hope you guys understand. I have to make sure that my videos don't get age restricted. So, it's what I got to do. >> You didn't let me do what I needed TO DO TO CALL MY MOM. PLEASE LET ME STOP. LET ME BREATHE. YOU DUMB MOTHER. Let me [ __ ] mother. Let me breathe. Please. Please let me breathe. YOU DUMB MOTHER. WHY YOU PULLING me like Why you pulling me like that? >> CAN YOU NOT ME? [screaming] >> We got to GO THIS WAY. OW. OW. >> FIX HER BIKINI. >> HUH? >> FIX HER BIKINI. >> FIX my bikini cuz this dumb face is [ __ ] pushing me over. STOP BEING A BRO. I HAVEN'T done [ __ ] to you THIS ENTIRE TIME. My job. Take my That's blood from biting. I didn'ting [ __ ] >> Oh, that door slam must have felt so satisfying. Obviously, she got charged with disorderly intox and resisting arrest. Now, that's it for the video. Thank you so much for watching.