[Music] thank you [Music] all right all right sir sir Police Department hello hello wakey wakey sorry you gotta wake up for me yeah he's breathing there we go okay good morning hey gotta wake up oh wake up come on bro what are you doing good morning please Department sir gotta wake up for me wake up come on hello yes hi I'm good how are you doing what are you doing you're at the receipt Department how you doing what's your name what James Mormon James Mormon James what are you doing right now sleeping you're tired where are you before this you what you're at home where are we going no you're good take a second wake up you want to stand up yeah come let's go to the other side over there okay I'm good I'm gonna pat you down when we get over there okay you don't got no weapons on you right no okay let's get off the roadway though okay all right sleep squeeze through here okay come over here to the side of the grass area okay oh it's on the grass there we go this over off the roadway perfect all right you said your name James right here for him bud face me all right no weapons on you right no okay I'm gonna pat you down real quick just face the turn around you okay you're gonna relax hands back here for me is back here Palms together interlock those fingers okay fantastic spread those feet apart nothing in your pockets nothing sharp nothing pointy no no okay okay where's home at in Detroit where were you going is your wallet in your is your ID in your wallet can I grab it out thank you you were going to where I'm sorry nothing your pockets I can go in your pockets right six five five three six seven yeah he's got a gun in the car okay I've seen a gun game you can relax [Applause] what's going on can you take over here okay we're good all right you're tired why are you so tired you don't know it's been a long weekend but all right do you know where you are right now yeah okay all right I just gotta make sure we're on the same page here okay have you had anything to drink or where no it's not you last night how much were you drinking not a lot okay obviously I mean he's not called because yeah when was the last time you had a drink well it's 7 43 in the morning now so when when's last night can can screwed off [Music] it's like midnight 1am 2 A.M okay do you do any uh narcotics or anything like that no no okay so just drinking a little bit um so so here's what we're gonna do now okay I mean obviously you're passed out by in the wheel we got to make sure you're good to drive right oh good well I mean I don't know yeah there's ways that we can turn yeah so we're gonna do a few tests make sure you're good to drive if you're good drive you'll be on your way okay does that sound like like a plan oh [Music] once we once we get that taken care of if you're good to drive we'll make sure the gun's good do you have a license to carry a firearm you open carrying okay all right perfect your guns in the back okay I'd walk Ariel okay like I said so we're just doing some tests okay I mean I'm already not I mean you have the right to refuse them but obviously I mean if I don't think you're good to drive you're not gonna be driving away if you want to refuse them you're more than welcome to do so but on my end I have to make sure that you're able to drive away before I like to get back in the driver's seat and keep driving okay so it's up to you there's a series of a few small stops stuff like that I just woke up so yeah no take a second if you want to be cheating if you want to take a second to wake up get some fresh air I mean I know it's cold out here and stuff all right so the first one that we're gonna do okay I mean are you are you good to start you're waking up I might be able to okay first one that we're gonna do obviously we're on a flat service or anything you're gonna watch me first and just pay attention hands down by your side okay uh the first one we're gonna do is just the walk and turn so what you're gonna do is you're gonna take a series of small steps one two three four all the way to you get to nine okay nope just keep watching all the way all the way till you get to nine okay does that make sense when you get to nine you're gonna take a serious keep watching keep watching you're gonna take a series of small stuff and then do nine steps all the way back okay does that make sense so Heel To Toe stops keep your hands down by your sidewalk in a straight line you have any questions before you start well one second you have any questions before you start no okay make sure you count out loud nine okay all right go ahead [Music] four five six seven eight nine do I gotta go back thank you [Music] um okay all right this next one is here's what we're gonna do okay so same thing just watch me demonstrate it and then it'll be your turn okay just hands down by your side fantastic so what you're gonna do is pick a foot and your foot either one whichever one's better for you you don't have any ailments that are wrong with your feet your back nothing like that no okay so you're gonna take a foot and you're gonna lift it off the ground like that okay what you're going to do is you're just going to count one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand four one thousand until I tell you to stop okay keep your hands down by your side keep your foot like this elevated off the ground okay does that make sense do you have any questions no okay you may begin when you're ready okay you might begin if you're ready or do you want to see me do it again don't forget to count out loud okay um [Music] now try one more time [Music] okay you're good you can stop you good okay all right definitely good okay um what I want you to do now pick a number between 14 and 16. 14 to 16. yes sir [Music] 16. okay um count back from 100 to 89 stopping at 89. coming back from 100 to 89. really go yeah I told you these are just small tests that we got to do and they're pretty cut and dry yeah he's got to do the same ones man they're nine different friends but Colin Berg from wood 100 to 89. 100 uh 99 oh 99.89 88 87 86 87. okay all right nadio no all right okay what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna go have a seat in the back of my car and because I have to read you something off my computer okay you're not going to handcuffs or anything I just got to read you something off my computer it's in the car so come on over to me for me foreign hop on in for me yeah it's cold out here fantastic I'm gonna slide on up to the driver's seat and I'll be right with you okay watch your toes I don't want to smash them in the door fantastic thank you [Applause] [Music] my computer I just had to wait for this yellow box to come so I had to wait for them well I'll tell you in a second so give me just a second I'm gonna read you something off my computer and then if you can go with that then we'll go from there but I just had to wait for them to bring it because I didn't have one on me okay so I'm gonna go right up there right now and read it to you okay all you gotta do is wrap your lips around this tube right here it's a clean straw blow into it make a seal keep blowing until I tell you to stop okay foreign Michigan the legal limit in Michigan for driving on like with alcohol in your systems of 0.08 you know I don't know what you blew 0.25 so you are well Way Beyond the legal limit okay okay you're scared oh you're straight okay well from what you just blew okay can you put my truck in the parking lot please I I I have my girl come pick it up she just got off work where does she work at she worked at Henry Ford Hospital okay all right we'll get there in a minute okay let me go put this back I'll be right back with you okay go ahead and face into the car for me put your hands behind your back as of right now you're being placed for driving under the influence of alcohol okay Palms together you don't like those fingers thank you I'm not even thank you y'all have her come get the card we'll get there in just a minute okay all right this officer right here is just sort of searching one more time okay [Applause] no you're good you're good ain't nothing on me I told him I was in the car no no I don't like this type of [ __ ] cause I know what the [ __ ] go on [Applause] searching that's fine they already searched me when I got out the car I did I did a pat down pretty much I didn't go in depth into the mail officer so he can search you a little better okay that's cool I'm fine with that but they should know that [ __ ] man I haven't did nothing wrong just fell asleep when the train came got off the freeway go ahead and step back in for me okay yeah I'll get my phone please what do you want out of the car your phone we got your wallet yeah you got my wallet if you got my ID can I get my phone absolutely I will grab your phone I need that now okay because I got kids at the house okay I'll grab your phone for you okay yep [Applause] [Applause] okay I got your wall your phone and then I got your at least your house keys right here well you're not gonna go on it right now no no I I need I need I got keys I understand that we're gonna drive right there right now okay well like I said we got to get you in the car first and then we'll worry about your truck okay okay I can't even go nowhere I'm restrained I understand that okay [Laughter] all right listen you didn't say anything to give you a phone call okay because you're under arrest at this point okay we'll work with you okay she said she'll give you a phone call when you get to the jail okay there's a process we have to go through okay doesn't have to make this any worse than it has to be okay we don't need to go obstruct in any of that crap okay let's just take a seat in the car we'll get you back then we'll get you a phone call okay [Applause] um like not even a week ago [Applause] all right while we're waiting for your phone to charge up a little bit more around it does it usually plug in easily plug it easy but the port is kind of [ __ ] up so you gotta wrap it around I understand okay uh while we're waiting for that to charge up a little bit more I'm just going to go ahead and get the get your shoes and stuff off of y'all okay I understand but that's just what I'm glad to see here I don't know like regardless you have to take take the stuff off that we have to take off okay you're nursing I mean it's just while you're in here okay I'm completely fine but where are the stars like where's the manager whoever I mean he'll tell you the same thing but what's up yeah yeah I'm not pulling up and wrong I just want to just chilling go down yeah yeah I'm not trying to take all my stuff off yeah I understand that we just have policies I don't make them it's just how things go man we're not treating you any different than anybody else I got more cameras at Walmart like come on man yeah and that's what I'm saying if I don't abide by my policies it's going to be on these cameras that's what I was asking for the actors to do the best above you yeah he's oh I'm here right now I mean I'm not doing nothing wrong like okay yes I fell asleep behind the wheel sitting at the train tracks I understand that I'm trying to get home to my kids I am straight I will walk home no you don't understand that I understand it you got kids a producer you got kids I'm pretty sure you got kids no well in charge of whatever well you understand that's going to put me in a situation with my kids yeah bro if I don't do my job then what you mean put you in a situation just like you work I know I'm not gonna have a job if I don't do my job right that's what I'm saying my job pays your job bro okay I appreciate that I would like you to continue paying my job so I got to do my job man yeah I'm charging your phone dude I've treated you with respect I'm not being no no violent type of person look at that yeah like I just want to go home to my kids yo oh blowing this blowing that move okay that's cool I'm fine with that I just want to go home to my kids I will walk I would have somebody to pick up my truck that's fine yeah I'm gonna hold me for what we have to work the other [ __ ] to do okay I'm trying to answer your questions and you keep interrupting me but there's there's policies and there's a procedure for what we do we don't we're not treating you any different than anybody else Danielle wanted to take home to take my [ __ ] off I can just sit right here and just wait I'm not doing nothing wrong I'm not charging at y'all I'm not trying to get out this [ __ ] I'm not trying to go there I'm not doing nothing I understand I understand you want to sit there because we we can't do that that's not part of what we do here it's nothing personal we take everybody's shoes we'll give you Foodies if you need we got to take we gotta take your jewelry all that stuff um I'm not doing enough you ought to treat me like y'all treat me like I just shock somebody or something like I said wait this is what we do um for us I'm not about to be cold here for real we're going to give you a blanket this is stupid as [ __ ] bro [ __ ] wrong but James [ __ ] wrong all right well yeah I'll tell you one thing I'll be asking you the whole time I might tell you straight up how it is you might not like it but I'm gonna be honest bro I just and uh if you think about this when you go home tonight okay and any piercings James do you have an inhaler for your ass off okay but all right you know [ __ ] that no no don't care about my health now [Applause] the last thing is just your earrings okay thank you I didn't see it wrong I'll pick it up for you I got it it's right here we got the vacuum for that one on there I came off okay all right thank you yeah [Applause] [Applause] the longer this goes the longer it's going to take to get you out of here and everything so the quicker we get this done the quicker we can take care of you not understanding all right ten thousand times let's just sit on your hands for a second all right that's fine I don't have nothing y'all got my firearm everything what the [ __ ] I have kids and they go ahead and lift your feet up when you step on your feet real quick oh bro both [Music] yeah right and then for these just just because yeah you just put them over your socks okay all right [Music] okay so the property that we took from you that's in this bag right here and right there we have your social security card your wallet there was a couple debit cards in there keys phone two lighters your Speedway card your hoodie your shoes belt your chain and then your two earrings you had a dollar and five cents okay I just need a signature from you is just acknowledging that that's the property that we're agreeing on right now okay right here where this little X is [Applause] uh yeah there you go perfect [Music]