What's the legal amount of cocaine in Louisiana? >> What do you mean? No, I mean like pharmaceutical. What if my deal said it was pharmaceutical? >> You caught me off guard that pharmaceutical. >> You don't know how much pharmaceutical cocaine I can have on me? >> No. >> You don't know. >> Do what? >> How much do you have? I'm going tell you if it's enough or not. >> This is kind of awkward. >> I got a question. >> What the hell? What's the legal amount of quein allowed in Texas? >> That is not a correct question. >> Can you just do me a favor? Say the ABCs A to Z without singing it. >> A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P H I J K L P 1 2 3 4 I I don't know. Like I don't Hey, people always ask me, "Officer Jensen, how do I fix the door?" Well, I don't know how to fix a door. My name's not Officer Jensen. My name's Officer. >> They got tactical twinks on the force now. In what situation would you ever call this guy in? What would constitute a code twink to come arrest all the smaller twinks? How many tiny twinks are you guys arresting that you needed a specialist? Look, you call me old school, but I think if you're going to be a cop, you probably should be able to not be distracted by glitter or, you know, knocked over by a welltimed fart. I want to file a report. And one other thing, why is that officer all the way back there? >> He has his body cam on and he is trying to fit you in the frame.