There was nobody. I was just sitting on my tongue. Nobody was around me. >> Okay. And you were over at the beach >> like I was I was near the water. >> Near the water. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> What did I do? What did I do? >> So apparently you were masturbating on the beach. >> Who Who saw that? >> I mean a couple people. >> No, they didn't. That's not true. >> Why would they call us that? >> Nobody Nobody was around. Who was it? An anonymous call. >> Is this one of my buddies? Okay. One of my buddies. >> No, it's it's not one of your buddies. It's It's a family. >> Okay. Look, let me let me show you what I did. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Is there anything in the bag? >> No. >> Cuz if I look through it, I mean, if you can open it and can I see the contents inside the bag? >> Yes. >> I don't I don't really understand what y'all >> We're just here because someone called and we're very concerned. Okay. >> This is really highly offensive to me. >> I got it. I got you. And that's why I'm trying to figure out. >> It's my vibrator, but I just put it in my I was sitting on the beach and I just Just Okay. Do I need Do I get a ticket? >> So, so you did have a vibrator. >> Listen, I was sitting on the water like this and I just put it in there and it was covered up and I just had an orgasm. I'm sorry. I was stressed out. >> Okay, just hang tight for me. >> I'm sorry. Nobody saw me. I was in the water. Okay. So, if this is anonymous, >> I mean, if nobody saw them, they wouldn't have called, right? >> No, nobody saw Please don't do this to me. Are you serious? Jug