Hey, people always ask me, "Officer Jensen, how do I fix the door?" Well, I don't know how to fix a door. My name's not Officer Jensen. My name's Officer. >> They got tactical twinks on the force now. In what situation would you ever call this guy in? What would constitute a code twink to come arrest all the smaller twinks? How many tiny twinks are you guys arresting that you needed a specialist? Look, you call me old school, but I think if you're going to be a cop, you probably should be able to not be distracted by glitter or, you know, knocked over by a welltimed fart. That's all I'm saying.