Sir, I'm sorry. He punched me first. I told him to leave me the [ __ ] alone. The [ __ ] kept talking me crazy. This dude right there. I told him to leave me alone, man. He kept talking me crazy and he and I'm I punched his ass. I'm sorry. >> I don't think we're here for you. >> Oh, okay. I'm sorry. My bad. Sorry. >> What's going on? >> We got a call about >> No, I mean like with your parking job. You're not like intoxicated, are you? >> Okay. Well, it's a little disrespectful, but that's all right. >> Oh, a little disrespectful. Would you accept that from me? >> Well, there's safety procedures. Right. Starting with the emergency lights if you're not going to follow traffic laws. Right. >> Do you have your ID with you? >> Do I have my ID on me? No, I don't. >> I just need you to identify yourself. >> I'm not going to do that. Right. Why would I have to? I'm supposed to. Says who? >> All right. Well, I tell you what. >> N I'll tell you what. You should probably just either get back in your car and fix the parking. >> Take orders from you, bud. >> You're not going to dictate how this goes. >> Oh, yeah. Hold on. Follow the tip of my finger right here. >> Ready? >> Ready? >> Well, I tell you what. You're >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. All right. >> Oh, looks like I did dictate this stop now. Better luck next time, guys. The intimidation [ __ ] doesn't work with me. >> Listen here, young man. This means you are officially a junior officer. And if I need your backup, guess what? You're up. So, >> like, when you guys walk up on people that you guys know don't like you that have chased you around before, someone's eventually going to probably beat you guys up. >> That's what we're aiming for. >> Why? >> Low key. Just to get some content out of it. >> Okay. Okay. So, you're going to be the victim of an assault for a [ __ ] >> Don't hand me no crazy [ __ ] like this, son. I am a state trooper. >> Yeah, Froot Loop trooper, >> [ __ ] [ __ ]