I'm ready to go. Okay, relax. Stop. We're We're going to crash. We're going to crash. Get from away the Don't shoot me, please. Oh god. No, no, no, no. Einstein said that only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and he wasn't too sure about the universe. So, today we're going to find out if he was right. Get ready to dive into a world of dumb thieves and see how they managed to get caught. It's just a normal human thing to do, but the people in today's hidden files were so dumb they possibly proved Einstein was right once again. Shoplifting seems to be taking America by storm. More and more scenes of looting emerge online. So, let's start with a case of shoplifting. But this time, when the cops arrive, the perps act like nothing's going on. I'm paying for my stuff. I got three different transactions, and that's all I was doing. Three different transactions I paid FOR MYSELF. WHY THE I GOT A I GOT HEY, MAN, TWO OF THEM. WHY I GOT TO DO THAT? AND I'M PAYING FOR MY [ __ ] WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HEY, MAN"? HIM. OKAY. I'M PAYING FOR MY STUFF. THREE DIFFERENT TRANSACTIONS. I I GOT MONEY. I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT THAT. BUT I'M JUST SAYING I'M PAYING FOR MY STUFF. THAT'S ALL I'M DOING. I GOT THREE DIFFERENT TRANSACTIONS, so I'm paying for my stuff, and that's all I was doing. All right. Where's your Where's your stuff at? Over there. So much talking and yelling, and she basically said just three things. She wanted to pay for her stuff. It was three transactions, and that's all she was doing. And that's all I was doing. But you know how these things go. I bet the staff inside has a different story to tell. So, she paid for it? The whole buggy's already backed up. Nothing's paid for. This is all the stuff from the buggy. She's attempting to leave with the buggy. So, they told her she has to pay for everything. She's making a big scene out of it. So, for the record, she only paid for one item. It's not even paid. This is a suspended A suspended transaction. But she said Yes. She's trying to scam. Yes. She's saying she's going to pay for different each transaction and every one by one. No, you don't have So, like I said, she's making a She's making a big scene. That's trespassing. This is not the first time we had an incident with her. Let's face it. It was obvious from the get-go. Bullies and otherwise bad people know that sometimes an attack is the best defense. That's why they're yelling all the time, and that's why the suspect in this clip was so loud and high-pitched when the cops approached her. And if you ask me, she's not about to quiet down anytime soon. And they suspended MY MY TRANSACTION, AND I'M PAYING FOR my stuff. Okay. All right, what's your name? You got your ID with you? DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY ID. I JUST WANT MY YOU KNOW WHAT? That's a complete day. Okay, listen. Listen Don't worry about my ID. Don't worry about a [ __ ] thing. Okay, listen. That's it. That's it. Listen. All right. Cuz this [ __ ] done made me mad. I understand. And I want to hit SOME [ __ ] RIGHT NOW. And I don't like that. I know I ain't going to hit THE POLICE. CUZ Y'ALL AIN'T GOING TO TAKE ME JAIL. Y'all can kiss my ass on everything. I love you. Suspended transaction. She didn't pay FOR HER ITEMS. RIGHT, AND I'M PAYING I'M SPEAKING TO HIM, so give me one second. Relax. Relax. He's trying to uh do one by one individual on the items. But you had the whole cart full ready to walk out. So, manager just wants to not prosecute, but wants to go ahead and trespass you. So, that's his what is that for today. We'll grab your ID. We'll get your information. You're not You're not You're not If you come back tomorrow I'll come back when it's tomorrow. Listen perfectly. That's fine. AND NO HEY, Y'ALL AIN'T GOING TO GIVE ME MY ID, EITHER. OKAY, WELL, now you're going to go to jail, then, for obstruction, because you're not giving me your ID. Nope. Okay. Okay. So, you want to take me to jail or you want to go home? I'm going home. Then give me your ID. Now, if this was any normal person, they'd give their ID and go home. Then choose another store to go to. But we're not dealing with normal people today. We're dealing with dumb criminals who do dumb stuff, and you wouldn't believe what this one did next. Stop playing games. your ID, or you're going Let go of my hands. Stop playing games, or you're going to get Let go of my hands, cuz I will get you. Okay. Get Get THE ID. WELL, LET GO OF MY HANDS. DON'T HOLD MY [ __ ] HANDS. OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR ID. CUZ I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES. I'm not playing games. ID now. ID now, or you're going to get a resisting You're going to get a resisting charge. Go with the ID. So, you can pay for all of this. Can you get the ID? GIVE ME A MINUTE. WELL, HURRY UP. LET ME GO ON MY WAY. HURRY UP, GET the ID. I'm going with the good ass beat. Cuz I ain't going to jail. Okay, give me your ID. They give me a minute. Let me find it. Hey, you give me a minute to find You can just give your name. It's a lot easier. Give me your name. No, I'm going to give you my ID. If she was going to give him her ID, she would have done it already. Am I right? What's the point of this procrastination? She's got nothing to gain from playing these games, except end up in jail with a bunch of charges. Then again, she doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed, if you know what I mean. You're about to go to jail. I'm not playing Okay. You are going to go to jail if you keep playing with me, cuz my patience is running very thin. Okay? So, give me your name, or you got 2 minutes to get me the ID. Give me a minute. Let me find it. You got about 1 minute left. What's your name? Jasmine. Thank you. How hard was that? I have no words for that. I really don't. I'm out of Wayman. One, two. So, you won't hold that. Let me go down here. You're not You're not free to go. You're not free to go, okay? Hey, talk to you. You're not free to go. As soon as he's DONE WITH THAT, THEN YOU CAN I'M TALKING TO YOU. I'm talking to I'm talking to you. WHY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU? I'm talking TO YOU. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. YOU CAN'T GO nowhere till he's DONE. I CAN GO WHEREVER THE [ __ ] I WANT TO GO. GO AHEAD, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL. I got an idea. Maybe she should go back to school and learn some proper grammar. And she should also get some manners while she's at it, because this kind of behavior leads to only one place. For now, it looks like she's going to get away with a trespass. Or is she? I'm talking to y'all. I HAVE NO WORDS FOR NOTHING. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. Don't talk to me. I'm good. I ain't scared of y'all. Y'all want me to be scared. I ain't scared of y'all. Y'all dumb. Listen. By the way, but you got my ID. Why not Let ME GO TO THE STORE. LET ME GET WHAT I'M GOING TO GET AND GO HOME TO GO TO BRAVO AND GET ME SOME more [ __ ] stuff. With this. This cash. All right, that's a complete day. That's a complete day. I'll go to Bravo and spend my money. I think everyone will be relieved when she goes to Bravo, except the employees there. I have to say, I made a mistake. When I first heard her irritating voice, I thought she was this obnoxious because she was angry at the cops. But as it turns out, she talks like this to everyone, even the people she loves. Listen to this. Y'all girl. HELLO. YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, CUZ I'M NOT WITH THIS, AND I'M TRYING TO GET MY AND I GOT THREE DIFFERENT TRANSACTIONS. AND THIS OLD [ __ ] MR. Bill [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Why the building? WHY THE BUILDING? GIRL, I GOT THE POLICE ON ME. GOT ME OUT HERE WITH THESE [ __ ] POLICES, GIRL. I AIN'T GOT NO WORDS, NO NOTHING. SO, I'M GOOD. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. And a [ __ ] try to fight to the jail for what? You kiss my A [ __ ] try to fight to the door. I ain't IN THE BUILDING. YEAH, GIRL, I I'M PAYING FOR MY STUFF. I'M PAYING FOR MY STUFF. LIKE I'm paying for my stuff. I can go TO BRAVO AND THAT'S ABOUT THE SAME. I guess what she lacks in grammar, she makes up for in originality. I don't know about you, but Mr. Bill and Cliffer the Bodybuilder got me in stitches. But even the person talking on the phone with the suspect suggest she better get out of there before it's too late. I'M GOING. THAT MAN GOT MY ID. WHY NOT I DON'T GOT NO WORDS, NO NOTHING. I'M GOOD. AND I FEEL like going to the store, and I'm going to get me some more Don't worry about here at the establishment, right? She's clearly Hello. I DON'T GET NO SO, YOU'RE NOW YOU'RE NOW BEING TRESPASSED. THAT INCLUDES THE liquor store. So, if you come anywhere on this plaza, that includes the liquor store. The liquor store is part of Wayman. It doesn't matter. If you come back here, anywhere on this property, you're going to jail, okay? All right, that's a case number. All right, have a wonderful day. You got 2 seconds. Bye. I'll get a statement from you, and then uh she'll be trespassed, okay? Okay. Did you really think she would walk away? At first I was surprised the cops didn't arrest her already. But then I realized they'd have to listen to her all the way to jail. Ain't nobody got time for that. But then a bystander confronted the cops and made them do something about the loudmouth thief. Disturbing the peace and all everything, man. She needs to be locked up. Yeah. Oh, trust me, she gets in that She's trying to steal over $100 worth of merchandise, man. Got in the guy's face and everything. And she's still going on. You guys going to allow that? Give me Give me a second. Give me a second. If I was to do that, I'd been locked up. Listen, there's a First Amendment right, freedom of speech, okay? Yeah, this cop can justify all day long, but the man is right. Not only was she disturbing the peace, she also lunged at the cops twice, which could be considered an assault. But, just as I was thinking that, the officers agreed, since she was still on the property and causing a disturbance, she should be arrested. Come here. Let's go. Oh, come on. Come on. We told you to leave. Let's go. I'm going to go. Oh, you're still here. Come on. NO, I'M GOING TO GO. WE WENT out with my sister. Let's go. Let's go. No, I'm going to go. I don't want to Let's go. Tell my SISTER WE'RE IN THE STORE. GET OUT OF THE CAR OR WE'RE GOING TO PULL YOU OUT of this car. Out of the car or I'm going to pull you OUT OF THE CAR. LET'S GO. GET OUT OF THE CAR. GET OUT OF THE CAR. Let's go. Get out. Let's go. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Let's go. We're way past that. No, we're going to go. Hold on, Shanteau. Hold on. Hold on, Shanteau. Hold on, Shanteau. All right, now hold on. Let's go. No, I need my phone. No. I'm going to go. Now, you're going to get a charge for resisting. If you keep resisting, then you're done. No, let me get my wallet. You're not going to get anything. Let me get my wallet. I got it. No, come out AND GET MY WALLET. WOW, these cops really mean it this time. Let's go. Have a seat. Have a seat, please. I'M GOING TO GO. HAVE A SEAT. Have a seat or I'll sit you down. Have a seat. Have a seat cuz we're done playing games. Let's go. I'M GOING TO GO. SIT DOWN OR I'M GOING SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. MOVE. LET'S GO. SIT DOWN. When the officers finally managed to sit her down and close the doors, that's when the angry facade goes away and makes room for tears. But, not long though. As soon as the cop sits and starts driving, the Karen is back to her old self. Can I have my shoe? Yeah, your shoe is in the front. That was all you wanted to do. Hate me to death. Y'all been wanting to hate me to death with that old flower ass [ __ ] That was all you wanted to do. Somehow, I doubt all that. I think the last thing these cops wanted was to have to listen to this woman rant all the way to jail. I know the law. My god, mommy's a bad bunny. I know the [ __ ] law. You need to ride [ __ ] faster cuz I need my mother shoe and I got the COME AND PISS ALL OVER THIS ALL OVER YOUR [ __ ] BACK SEAT. SO, HURRY UP and get me the [ __ ] up out this Yeah, it's always someone else's fault. But, the truth is, if this thief was smarter and just kept quiet and left, she wouldn't be on her way to jail now. Once there, she was charged with trespassing and resisting arrest, which are both considered misdemeanors. She pleaded guilty and got a deferred sentence, but was dumb enough not to pay for court costs. So, no doubt she'll be back in jail soon. Let's hop on over to Ohio, where back in 2023, a woman had an interesting problem. Her mom was drunk and would not let her leave. Not only that, but she also took her daughter's keys and refused to give them back. I have to admit, this is a pretty weird case, but it seems that these officers had prior interactions with this family. Actually, I don't without my lawyer. Okay. We're going on sideways over here. Here's the situation, Jasmine. I had to come and arrest you last time for domestic violence out here. I Listen. I I That doesn't mean anything to me. Listen, you're on 2 years court monitor probation. You're not even supposed to be drinking right now, okay? I'm not. You are. right now. You are. It's very clear. And you're on 2 years court monitor probation. You can't even stand up straight for long. So, first of all, I have a bad back and I'm in the middle of Here's what we're trying to avoid. a court case Here's what we're trying to avoid. with We've got a car sitting in the middle of the street right here. That's her car. That's not my problem. You took the She locked my dad's car in the middle of the road. I don't care about that. I'm talking about right now. Oh, that's fantastic. I have a lot of problems with my children. No, I'm sorry. Okay. Now, she's willing to prosecute, so Okay. Oh my god, imagine being so obnoxious that your own kids dislike you so much that they have no problem prosecuting you. I mean, that's lower than low. But, not only does she not realize that fact, but she continues playing stupid. They're of age and I don't have to deal with this anymore. You're right. They don't have to deal with that anymore. keys. She just found her keys. She has a key, not the key to the car. Not the key to her from her car. I didn't take anything from her car. All her dad used to do this [ __ ] to me all the time. going to give you one opportunity to go get in the house and get her keys and the clothing that you took out of her car and give it back to her. What clothing? Okay. Jasmine, I'm going to give you one opportunity Okay. to go get the things out of the Narrow it down to what clothing. Because she just took a lot of clothing from me. Let's talk about cashmere sweaters. Let's talk about with the tags still on it. I just went out to lunch today with Ralph Lauren. Like, I JUST TOOK THE TAGS OFF OF HER OUTFIT. OKAY. We need her car keys. I don't have her car keys. You know what she had was a spare and I threw it in the yard. That your boy right here recovered. Okay. That's it. She said that you physically got into her car in the passenger door after the dogs ran out in the street and you removed the key from her ignition and ran inside. the streets. Way to focus on what's important, Karen. The dogs? Listen, I'm all for second chances, but some people just shouldn't be parents. It's as simple as that. My guess is, if Jasmine could throw her daughter under the proverbial bus right now, she'd do it. First of all, she is a familiar. She's not allowed to play the victim card on this when it's her dog that I'm taking care of. Right, but she can't stand to live here completely intoxicated. one-legged chicken I'm taking care of. Her squirrel. Yeah. Who? She doesn't. What keys? She doesn't even live here. She leaves for a week at a time or so when the Yeah, that's unfortunate. We have to go in the house. I'm extremely familiar with the situation. You see, kids, that's why I always tell you not to drink. If you drink, you'll end up alone with a dog, a one-legged chicken, a squirrel, and kids who'd rather put you in jail than spend time with you. And it's not just the daughter. Last time, it was her son. I'm not doing anything. Yeah, great. I got arrested last time because my ass decided that he wanted to pull some wrestling move on me. Great, because he was punished and I took his phone. You threw your other ones. He got your ones. If she threw them Jesus Christ, you just picked up her keys. That's a valet key. No. Not the That's a valet key. Oh, sorry. That's No, it's to the car that's down in my bed. Dead tired. really good in the car. When you took me out of my bed because I sleep naked? Do you want to do this? Jasmine, we're trying to avoid the inevitable here. Doing this. Naturally, it's always someone else's fault, not the suspects. But, this woman is so dumb that she fails to realize that she's about to go to jail over a stupid quarrel with her kid. She's obviously a bitter, angry person and her rage is about to spill over on the cops. You took the keys from her ignition and ran TAKE ANYTHING FROM HER. WHERE'S the footage? Okay. Her car is in the middle of the street with no keys in it. Why would she not HAVE HER KEYS? MY DAD'S CAR. IN MY FACE. REALLY? I'M NOT even in your face. Back up. Stop screaming in my face. Really? CUZ I'M HALF DEAF. screaming in my face. GREAT, I'M HALF DEAF. AGAIN, you got to give it to these people. They do come up with original ideas. But, the problem is they're not smart enough to realize that this will just get them in the more trouble. Well, back up. Now you're spitting on me. No, I'm not. Back up now. You're letting this ho Back up. Funny. Back up. Or what? Or what? Let's not even go there. You know what happens every time we come out here and you're all drunk. I'm not. Yes, you are. my own house, minding my own business with my own animals. My and the stirred this goddamn pot like she always does. Like my oldest daughter does. Like my son does. That's great. Do you have children? You want to stop screaming obscenities? Hey, great. I'm half deaf. Right here. Back up. Back up. I don't know why, but this woman looks like a bully. Deep inside, she probably hates herself. But, instead of confronting that, she takes it out on everybody around her. The thing with bullies is is that they look strong till they get punched in the face. I doubt that she'll get punched though, but she will most likely get arrested. How do you think she'll act then? You backed up. Yep, cuz you're spitting in my face. I DID NOT. REALLY? MY LIPS ARE SO DRY. My Carmex is inside. Yeah, ask her. Yeah? My little baby girl. 21 or 18. You take me to jail. I swear to god. Man. You're not afraid to leave. Jasmine. Where am I going? I'm throwing my cigarette butt away. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. No. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I have PTSD. Don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Please don't touch ME. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME. PLEASE don't touch me. Please don't touch me. Listen. Please don't touch me. You need to settle down. Please don't touch me. NO. NO. NO. TOUCH ME. DON'T JASMINE. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I have PTSD. DON'T TOUCH ME. I SWEAR to you don't touch me. You are going Jasmine. God damn it. Jasmine. DON'T. I CAN'T YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH 21 OBSTRUCTING, RESISTING, and evading. I have PTSD. Yeah, just as I suspected. The moment someone imposes on her, she crumbles away into hysteria. Meanwhile, the cops are still trying to find those keys. Get them off Calm down. Please get these off of me. Help. Collaborate. God damn get these off of me. Get these off of me. Get them off of me. Get them off of me. Get them off of me. Where did you put your daughter's keys? Get them off of me. GET THEM OFF OF JASMINE. I HAVE PTSD. Where are your daughter's keys? [ __ ] I can't get I can't even say [ __ ] Where are your daughter's keys? Get these god damn Get them off of me. GET THEM OFF OF ME. GET THEM OFF OF ME. GET THEM OFF OF ME. ALL RIGHT. YEP. GET THEM OFF of me. Come on. Get them off of me. Get them off of me. Get them off of me. I have PTSD so bad. Get them off of me. God damn it. PLEASE. PLEASE HELP. HELP. IT'S FUNNY WHEN KARENS flip out so much that they start imitating wildlife. Have you ever heard what a peacock sounds like? No. This is the theft charge for the keys. Oh my god. Oh god. Jasmine. Oh god. You're under arrest right now, okay? Yes, ma'am. No. Help. Help. Help. Anyhow, our peacock lady ended up being arrested over the dumbest prank ever. She continued screaming all the way to the car and on the road to jail. Get these things off of me. Get in the car. Get them off of me. Get in the car. Get them off of me. Get them OFF OF JASMINE. THERE YOU GO. AH. GET THEM OFF OF ME. GET THESE OFF OF ME. Get them off of Get them Get them Get them Get them Get them Call my lawyer. Call my lawyer. You called your lawyer? Call my Call my lawyer. Call my Call both of my lawyers. Oh my god. Wow. You're going to jail. Your belly is touching In the end, the stupid prank with the daughter's keys brought Jasmine charges of theft misdemeanor, obstructing official business, and resisting arrest. Obviously, her life is a mess. And if she doesn't get help soon, it's only going to get worse. Let's hope she finds a way to turn things around. Meanwhile, we go to the place where everything's bigger, Texas. More specifically, we go to the Deerbrook Mall, where in December 2022, there was a shoplifting incident at the Dillard's department store. Supposedly, the guy watching the security cameras noticed two young women trying to steal some purses. He notified the security, who then detained the suspects and called the police. The ones sent out to investigate were officers Wang and Alanas. The security agent is actually their colleague, who's apparently working two jobs. Who's Cindy? Yeah. Okay. And you are Alicia. You guys ever been arrested before or anything? Yeah. All right. So, what's I mean, what's going to happen is you're going to probably get a $100 bond after a several hours. Then you call family or friend to go downtown and pay the bond and then you guys can get released from the station, but it's going to be a waiting process, okay? If you've never been arrested before, if that's true. Thank you. She's 18. What's that? She's 18. No, you can't you can't pay for yourself while you're being in the jail. Like it's not possible. Is this This is also hers? Yeah, this is This is Cindy's now. This is her. This is Cindy's purse. This is that This is what This is the item that she was Yeah. Cindy had this item. Yeah. This is Cindy's stuff. She wants you to grab it. Okay. I just I'm just separating what's in here. Well, this seems to be pretty straightforward. These girls wanted some designer apparel. So, when they came to the store, one of them took a handbag and put it in her purse, while the other took a handbag, a keychain, and a wallet. The total amount of the goods was valued at $555. Nowhere to go now but handcuffs. All right. Go ahead and stand up for me. I got to put you guys in handcuffs. When we get back to the station later, we're going to have a female officer search you guys. Uh is there anything on your body that we should we should be concerned about? Like is there any more merchandise or anything like that? Okay. No narcotics or anything? Nice. Any Anything in your bras or anything? No. Okay. The girls were escorted from the store, where another police unit was waiting to take them to jail. Surprisingly, these young ladies took this without any drama. I think a lot of the older women in today's videos might learn a thing or two from them. Come here real quick. I'm not going to bring back y'all's cuffs. Not you. Cuffs are going to come off and then another pair are going to go right back on, okay? All right. There you go. You can relax a little bit, okay? Man, what are y'all stealing? What in the crap were y'all thinking today? Come on over here. Could y'all find I got I know why you arrested her. Cuz she's almost as tall as you. Here. I know your hand will probably come out of there. But do me a favor, okay? So, I don't have to lock those down any tighter cuz you got a little bitty hands. Don't just don't slip them around, okay? You good? All right. I figured you'd be hating on people that were taller than you, not the ones that were like actually shorter. I hate on you. The cops are keeping it lighthearted, but I don't think their sense of humor sits well with the girls. And on top of it all, the tall officer has some fatherly advice for them. Really? I ain't hey. I ain't saying you're guilty of anything. That's up to a a jury. But Really? Huh? Hang on. Something's freaking rolling around over here. I can't hear anything. Say again? Can you tell us how all this works? Oh, sure. So, what's going to happen is we're going to take you over here to our jail, book you in on the charge of theft. And then they're going to do the charges and send them kind of like an email to the DA's office. And then from there we wait for the DA to send back saying what your bonds are going to be. The girls then confirm that they're 18 and that they've never been arrested before. According to the officer, although the bond will probably be just around $100, the entire process will take 8 to 12 hours. But even more importantly, he tells them how this could affect their future lives should they decide to go to college and apply for any kind of aid. A theft charge is a is a crime of what they consider a crime of moral turpitude, okay? If you don't know what that is, that means you don't really care about what what's wrong or what's right even though you have knowledge of what's wrong and what's right. And it kind of puts you in the same level as somebody that would beat their spouse. Okay? The end as of potential like government aid things of that nature. So. So, kids, those are two lessons we learned today. Don't abuse alcohol and don't shoplift. And if you have a couple more brain cells than the suspects in today's video, you should know that by now. To be fair, the girls in this clip seem like good people who just made a mistake. The problem is that they put so much value on material stuff, they decide to resort to crime to get them. On the bright side, they're not taking this too badly. And the cops' humor certainly helped ease the tension. All right. Well, first off, see if you can slide your hand out of there. You said what? See if you can slide your hand out of there. She's got like little tiny hands. Almost, okay? I just didn't know if I got if it actually could or could not. I told her when I put her in, I said, "You probably slide your hands out of there, but don't do that." But it'd make me look bad if we pull up here and you're getting out and opening the door for yourself or something. No, you got to stay in the car. I'm playing tough. All right. Move forward. After some more joking around, it's time for some more advice. Basically, the officer advises them not to pursue this in court because major department stores have lots of cameras and very expensive lawyers. Basically, there's no way the girls can win and it'll cost them a fortune. The best option would be to cut a deal with the DA and then get some kind of deferred sentence. What they're looking at is this little stuff that what y'all are charged with getting it done, getting it over with. They don't have to spend time in a courtroom any much longer than what they have to to get it resolved. Turn this heat back off for Um So, basically if y'all go in there and basically ask for it, chances are they're going to approve it just for the mere fact that you you all haven't been in any trouble, okay? We haven't been. Yeah. So, this way it'll show you were arrested, okay, but it'll never show a conviction on you. So, anyway, what I was explaining to you is they'll put you on like a probation, okay? However long the probation is, it could be 60 days, it could be 160 days, okay? At that point, I mean, it could be longer. I'm just saying, you know, just to vary the time frame, okay? At that point, they'll tell you as long as you don't screw up during your probation, you do what the the terms and conditions of your probation say, and you pay for your court costs, after your probationary period, it never gets filed with the state as far as a conviction. Well, that's a pretty good deal, if you ask me. What's even better, after the last probation ends, they can enlist a lawyer and get the record of the arrest expunged. So, basically, no one will ever know. Let's just hope they follow his advice. And how about that? Not only did you learn not to drink or steal, but you also learned how to get away with it, should you be dumb enough to steal stuff. I mean, that's got to be worth subscribing to the channel, right? Just imagine what else you'll learn tomorrow if you do. Our next suspect on the dumbest list actually had no idea, and the idea was so stupid that it might actually work. Watch the moment officers arrive at this location in Maricopa, Arizona, where a private home has supposedly been burglarized. Yep. Let me check this front door. Okay. Front door. Yeah, fire alarms going off here. Police department! No, go away. I'm naked. Who is it? What's your name? Do you live here? Do you live here? Dude, he's he says he's naked. Tell him to go away. Let's get more units. I mean, telling the cops you own the place is not such a bad idea, I guess. But the guy could have put some effort into it, like looking for the owner's name. Instead, he gives them his real name. Saying he's naked doesn't make any sense at all. So, naturally, the cops are suspicious, and they want to cover all the exits as soon as possible. We need to do this from the back. Whoever gets here next, I'm going to need somebody on the back of the house, please. Actually, Jared, Yeah. you hold the door. Meredith, you hold that side. We ain't going in. Nah, that would be too easy of a win for the drone to find in somebody. Stop. But before the cops have the chance to surround the house and make their move, there's some movement from inside the house. Hey, he's coming out. No. Yes. Show me your hands. Do you live here? Yeah, I live here. I just took a shower. This is your house? Yes, it's my house. I wouldn't be in here. All right. What are we going to do? Okay, do me a favor, walk out. Just walk out with your hands up, bro. Walk out? I'm not coming in. Just come out here real quick. You come out. Come in. I'm not coming in. You have to come in here. Just come out. check it. Just come out. You have to check it. I can contact with the owner. Check it. Come out. Just walk out to me. Walk out to me. Do you have any weapons? All right, come on. I'm going to check you real quick. You're going to check me? Just for weapons. You live here, bro? Yes, I do. Okay, what's your name? Juan. Okay, just just chill with me real quick. What time is We have alarms going off. I know they do go off. They're all haywire. Do you know the Do you know the alarm is on? lit, yeah, I know. 2098. Is anyone else inside the house? No, but check. Okay, I can't I don't want to check it unless my other partner Just stay right here with me. Just stay right here. I'm not I'm not going to run. Look, Paul. Why don't you go in? Paul, stay right here, bro. I'm right here, bro. You don't have to be in my front door. Come out here. You come in here. Okay, so pretending he was the owner didn't really work. What I don't get now is, what's the game plan? What did he intend to do if the officer had followed him? Or if his partner showed up and then both of them followed him inside? Did he intend to swindle them into believing he was the owner? Or was this just a bluff to see if they'll walk away? What do you think? Okay. So, he came out, but What is he saying? He says I'm the homeowner. He just got out of the shower. I have a first name of Paul. He's saying that he lives here. He just got out of the shower. But he went back in and shut the door. Hey, if you've got this, I'm going to go back, Jordan. Cuz he was He's on the side? He's on the side, okay? Or do you want me to stay here? That's what I was going to do. He's coming. I was already en route. The female officer goes to the other side of the house, where her colleagues are getting ready to enter. This is a critical moment, because they don't know if the suspect has any weapons or what his intentions are. As they're inspecting the storage room, Officer Jordan got his backup and will attempt to get the suspect to come out once more. Please try the front door. Just advise units on scene that we're about to start trying to make contact with the front door. Paul! I like this window. We just want TO TALK TO YOU. What he say? Watch this window in the back. I got this window, too. Is it unlocked? No. PAUL! MARICOPA POLICE DEPARTMENT, WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. He came out last time, too. We just want to talk to you real quick. He can walk out. Nope, Paul, or should I say Juan, does not want to come out. He knows what happens when he does. So, maybe he's just buying some time, trying to figure out if there's a way he can still get out of this somehow. What he doesn't know is that the cops had already contacted the owner, who said there should be no one in the house. Meanwhile, the other officers are getting ready to approach him by entering the house through the garage. Door into the house is unsecure and open from the garage. Maricopa Police Department, if you're inside, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN! Come out with your hands up! You are considered a trespasser. We do not identify you as the resident. Come out with your hands up until we get this straightened out. Come out with your hands up and we'll figure it out, my friend. No, come in with your hands down. What is it with this guy and inviting cops inside? Is it that he has no one to talk to and wants to hang out or whatever? It's just weird. But the moment he sees the guns, he backs away. Yeah. Did he just go in? Yep. Okay. Where's K9? Uh, probably 2 minutes out. We're going to send a dog in, man. I don't want you to get bit. Gomez, he's the suspect. Just come out so we can go ahead and get this straightened out, man. Come out right now. All right. Relax. All right, turn away from me. Walk backwards. The cuffs are off. Drop them. The cuffs are off. You don't have to grab me like that. Put your hands behind your back. like that. Listen, I don't know you, man. Don't grab me like that. to keep myself safe, okay? Don't grab me like that. Why are you grabbing me? We're not hurting you. We're going to secure you. Okay, so it seems like we have a gentle burglar on our hands. The good thing is, he didn't resist or hurt anyone. But when the cops try to question him, he still insists on playing dumb. He tells the cops to never come into his house like that again. But by that time, the cops are on the phone with the owner. So, it's pretty obvious this guy's an impostor. All right, we're going to go and search that We're going to search the house, make sure no one's in here. Is that okay? All right, and what's your name, sir? Okay, and what's your name again? Jared. Ron, okay. All right, Ron, we'll go ahead and clear the house, and we'll look for the the pastor to come down here in a few minutes. Paul, have you had any drinking alcohol today? No, I haven't had nothing. Nothing? I didn't just got to get to sleep. You're about to go to sleep? Yeah, I'm doing a movie right now. A what? A movie. A movie? Who's doing a movie? Classified information. You what? Classified information. That's classified information? Okay. That's the last four numbers. on. So, are you Are you doing the movie by yourself or you having help? Obi-Wan Kenobi. That's all you need to know. How Star Wars got mixed up in this is beyond me. By the looks of it, our suspect is under the heavy influence of something. None of what he's saying is making any sense, but he'll have lots of time in jail to sober up. The man was later identified as Juan Merino, age 32. He later confessed that he had come in through the unlocked side door leading into the garage. He had then taken a shower in the residence, ate some crackers, and drank a sparkling soda. Basically, he was there for the snacks. In case that one got you sleepy, get ready for some action. Wait, let's get that from another angle. This incident occurred when Michigan police officers started pursuing a Jeep that was going 30 miles over the speed limit. The Jeep pulled over and the officers approached the driver. At that point, they had no idea the Jeep was actually stolen. So, let's rewind a bit. Got a black Jeep high rated speed West 8 Mile. Wyoming Mile. Looks like we're stopping in front of the Kroger on West 8. Wyoming and West 8. Plate's going to be 088 Mary 638. 088M638. I'll take another car. Yeah, how you doing tonight? Officer Jelly, you know why I'm stopping you? Uh, probably that was sliding back there. My four-wheel drive is acting up. Okay. Yeah, you were sliding back there and then the reason for the speed is what? No reason at all. Okay. Your driver's license? Here's the driver's license. This car registered to you, sir? No, sir. I thought it's a manufacturer plate. Yeah. Where's it come back to? Uh, it's come back to the dealership. The dealership? Yeah, it was recalled in my last vehicle. Okay. What dealership did it come back to? The way the suspect is squinting his eyes, you immediately see he's overloading his brain cells attempting to come up with something smart to say. But hey, if he was smart, he wouldn't have been driving a stolen car over the speed limit. He wouldn't be stealing it in the first place. Then he spins a story about how he already had this car, had the same problem, and then got this one. But pretty soon, they figured out the guy gave them fake documents, and the plates actually came back for a different car. This driver's license number comes back to Jose Alvarez. Jose Andrews Martinez. a different guy? Yeah, completely different. Let me see this one. Yes, this is a fake. That's what it felt like in my hand. Cuz what does that say on his name? Paul Myers. Why does this say Jonathan Youngblood? The officer then gets out to see if the VIN number on the car matches the one on the papers, and he gets the driver to open the door. But he hasn't told the driver yet that there's a problem with the papers. Any problem? I'm just making sure the VIN matches up. That's it. You want to pop the door open so I can see the VIN? It ain't got it over there. Should be right here on the inside of the door. You look there. It should have been right here. This is where it should have been. All right. But yeah, they just threw me this one. They said this is something they used. Okay. Yeah, I got it. I'm stuck with a dealership. Got you. The man plays dumb and he knows what's going on. He's probably praying God makes these cops go away, but they're onto the suspect because the evidence just keeps on piling up against him. So, after discussing it, they decide to make him shut the vehicle off. The VIN The VIN on the inside door is kicking off. Oh, so it's stolen? I don't know if it's stolen, but it's not there. All right. Okay. All right, you got to shut the car off now. Shut the car off for me real quick, bud. All right. So, here, take your seatbelt off for me. Okay. Yeah, take it off. All right, all right. Don't take off. Oh, come on, stop. Don't take off. We're going to crash. Okay. Stop. Stop. Stop. We're going to crash. Stop, bro. Okay, relax. Stop. We're going to crash. We're going to crash. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. We're going to crash. We're going to crash. All right. Relax, dude. Listen, relax. Relax. All right, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Okay. Relax. Okay. Relax, dude. Relax. Stop it. Relax. Whoa, that was an intense moment. Let's see that from the other officer's angle. 623 59 91 taking off. They're taking off on foot in the vehicle. Grab him. Grab him. Grab him. Hey. Stop. Listen, relax. Give us cars. Relax. Hey, relax. Relax. Relax. Stop. Relax. Relax. You got to stop. You got to stop. You got to stop. You got to stop, dude. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, relax. Hey, he's got to He's got to stop pulling on you. You got to keep I don't feel safe, bro. Come on, this This is hell. Relax. We're not going to shoot you. Relax. You need to relax. Hey, out of the car. Look at me. Hey, I got to go. No. to go. What? Relax. Listen. Turn your engine off when you can. Get out of the car. I'm accelerating. Get out of the car. You're going to get Tase me right now. Okay, I'm getting tased out, bro. He's getting tased. Tase me, bro. Get out. Tase me, bro. It's interesting how the suspect says he's going to get killed at one moment and he's asking to be tased the next. My guess is is that he was hoping he'd get hurt during this arrest, and therefore, he could later claim police brutality and racism in court. I might be wrong, but do you have a better explanation for his actions? Then, right as they pull him out, a scuffling ensues. Get out of the car. Step out. Step out of the car. Step out of the car right now. Step out of THE CAR RIGHT NOW. YEAH, you almost killed me. OH, FOR WHAT, DUDE? FOR WHAT? YOU CAN FEAR ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. NOW, that was a hell of a ride. The question is, did the cop do the right thing? Yeah, he got the bad guy and ended up being a hero in all, but what if the suspect had a gun or even a knife? This could have easily been a tragic event, and to be fair, a stolen car is not worth anyone losing their life over. They could have still gotten in pursuit and would have caught the guy eventually without anyone risking injury. But I think this was one of those fight or flight situations, and the officer acted purely on instinct. Luckily, it turned out great. Peace out, game, dude. What the hell's wrong with you? Got it, bro. You got it. Get him off. That's cool. Who you thinking, dude? That's cool. Search him. I want to search him. Car stolen? Is that what it is? Is that your name? You're in a hot car? After the suspect was searched and placed in the squad car, other officers arrived at the scene. As the arresting officer explains what happened, the one who had a wild ride is visibly shaken. Most likely, he's experiencing what MMA fighters call an adrenaline dump. Hey, him you in the car? Yeah. I'm going to shut the car off. Come here real You all done? I'll start asking for you. You good? Yeah. Is he the only one? Yeah, the car's stolen. Is it? No VIN. It's supposed to come back there. He gave us a fake ID. Hey, why don't you just have a seat? I got to stand up so I don't fall. Okay. It's either car stolen It's got to be. The VIN's off it. As soon as I pointed it out, I thought he was He was driving, so I was dragging with him. After a while, another officer decides to search the suspect once again. The suspect is calm, probably contemplating his choices in life. The good thing is he cooperates with the cops. Hey, you got any weapons on you or anything like that? That car stolen? You must be out of your mind. What do you want? Take your shoes off. Give me your feet. The suspect was later identified as 25-year-old Donald Brazil. Nothing was found on him that could further incriminate him. Meanwhile, as the EMS arrived, our action cop got another chance to brag about his scars. This is something men do often. What's up, boys? What do we got going on? I got dragged. You were dragged? Yeah. Not just a little ways, huh? It's a good It's a good half a quarter mile. Yeah. Dragged by the guys in there. Me and him were fighting for control of the car. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I jumped a few curbs, came in the parking lot. Uh I don't know. I just felt the pop in my knee. I don't know if I felt the do it in my knee. It's been killing me. Yeah. I don't know what the hell happened. Are you able to move your head up and down? I can like I can move it. I just like All right, don't try. Try that. You're a tough cookie, dude. After that warm display of brotherly affection, the officer was taken to the hospital for a checkup. He fully recovered and resumed his duties. As for our perp, it was later determined that he had stolen the Jeep months ago from a township not far away. But, because of his dumb actions, in addition to car theft charges, he was now also charged with assault on a police officer. Since we started this video with shoplifting, it's only fitting to end it with the same. But, this particular shoplifter is probably unlike anything you've ever seen before, and he seemed to be ready for them. No, man. My arms are up. You're going to shoot an innocent guy. I swear to god. Can you pull your pants up? Yes. No, cuz you can be reaching for a weapon. Man, please. This I have a baby, dude. I am 911. Do not call 911. Did he call 911? If you call 911, you're going to You shot me, dude. Cops are here for a reason. Look at the kids around you, dude. Yeah, you stole the car then. Bro, I just left church. I GOT KIDNAPPED. Lord Jesus, forgive me. But, these cops are devils. This incident took place in May 2023 when police received a call from a store employee complaining about a man misbehaving. Now, misbehaving is a pretty general term, so the officers didn't know what to expect. But, I don't think any of them could have anticipated what would happen next. Sir, what's your name? Anthony Brazil, 510. All right, let's go. No, I need two officers. I need a supervisor. I need to know who you are, man. I need a supervisor. Go ahead. No, man. My arms are up. You're going to shoot an innocent guy. I swear to god. Can you pull your pants up? Yes. No, cuz you can be reaching for a weapon. Okay. Man, please. I'm not going to shoot you. All right. Cops don't work for them. Huh? Who dropped you off here? I don't know. You don't know? This Look, the cops not even calling the cops. I have my arms up. Man, please. Don't do this. It's on Listen. Come on, dude. If you continue this, you are going to get arrested. Okay, so this is a weird one, huh? First of all, the cops were called because this guy was behaving erratically, and he supposedly reached for the cash register at some point. But, the female officer is alone, and she does not want to confront a man who's, by the looks of it, much larger than her. Besides, he's acting really weird. Who knows what he might do next? Okay, do you want to get arrested? Huh? No, they want you to leave. I need two officers. I need two officers. This kid is going Man, please. This I have a baby, dude. I already got shot by that Who? That's right. Who? Because he I didn't I That's right. Who? Who? He doesn't steal, dude. That's right. Who? Absolutely right. Don't shoot. Right there. 191, how far out is 93? 191 This is a Look at how many people will be on CNN. This is horrible. This is horrible. He This is what This is mother What is horrible? Dying. Probably 3 minutes away. I died twice, and my arms are up. You will have no rights. My arms are up. Requesting a supervisor and another officer. I'm recording. I left with my phone. 911 Yeah, I I told you can't shoot me. I'm not dumb. I knew I went here. No matter how I try, I just can't figure this guy out. He's completely gone bananas. So, my guess is either he's on or he's got serious mental issues. Most likely, both. The female cop then manages to get him to move. The question is, how far will they get? I have a supervisor on the way for you. No, you don't. I'm I You're not your baby. I know it's 4 real, 5 minutes. You're the one insisting I have another officer on the way. No, I don't. You did. All right. Will you walk with me? Nope. Listen, I'm showing you my hands. Okay. Walk with me. We'll both show our hands. Okay, we'll both Go ahead. You're going to walk in front of me. I'll walk next to each other. I know. I know there's little kids. All right, come on. I was like it Listen, there are children. And your wiener's almost showing, so let's cover All right. Right there. Listen, this is my gun. I am 911. Do not call 911. call 911? If you call 911, you're going to jail. Look, I just dialed Siri and 911. Yeah, it's real. They're stupid. I'm smarter than them. 191, please disregard the 911 call he's making. 911, SHE'S GOT A GUN. YES, SHE'S KILLING ME. MAN, YOU'RE GOING TO GO to jail. There, that little outburst that you just witnessed was a foreshadowing of what was to come. When a person is this crazy, you never know what they might try next, and it takes a small thing to trigger them, like this officer trying to make him exit the store. I just Get from away the Don't shoot me, please. God. No, no, NO, NO. I JUST WANT THE COP. 911 SIR, GET OUT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M SO I I know you. Get on the ground. On the ground. I'll tase YOU RIGHT NOW. GET ON THE ON THE GROUND. I'LL TASE YOU RIGHT NOW. GET ON THE GROUND. ON YOUR FACE. YOU YOU DROVE ON YOUR FACE. YOU DROVE me to detox. You're going to get tased, dude. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. I I My arm I got shot by Put your hands behind your back. Sir, who's on my front? I GOT SHOT. I GOT SHOT. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. I'M BUTT NAKED. WELL, I have no weapon. Don't shoot, please, bro. As the cops struggle to put the man in cuffs, he starts wailing because his arms won't bend, and it probably hurts. And, well, he's pretty crazy. But, soon enough, he'll get tired of wailing, and that's when the real fun starts. Oh my god. Please. No, man. They're trying to kill me. Dude, they killed We need someone to think about this. They just shot They not trying to kill me again. Look. Officer Webster Don't Hands on the ground. What? Hey. Hands on the ground. On your stomach. I WILL TASE YOU. ON YOUR STOMACH. I WILL TASE you now. ON YOUR STOMACH. I WILL TASE YOU NOW. On your stomach. ON YOUR STOMACH. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN. ON YOUR STOMACH. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN. ON YOUR STOMACH. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN. ON YOUR STOMACH. ON YOUR STOMACH. ON YOUR STOMACH. GET on your stomach. Boy, my abs are starting to hurt from all this tasing. It's remarkable how this crazy guy keeps fighting. Being crazy probably helps because even after being tased repeatedly and being threatened numerous times, he keeps on talking gibberish. At one point, the cops threatened to pepper spray him as well. On your stomach. On your stomach. On your stomach. You're going to get pepper sprayed, dude. Get on your stomach. Get on your stomach. Get on YOUR STOMACH. OH, YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO GET KICKED BACK UP. NO. NO, NO, NO. Let go. No. Nothing. Dude, I'm not going to tell you [ __ ] GET ON YOUR STOMACH. NO. GET ON YOUR STOMACH. MY ARMS DON'T BEND. WHAT THE NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY [ __ ] NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE. DUDE, this is Turn over now. YOU'RE THE GOOD COP. YOU'RE THE HERO. You're the HERO, MY COP. YOU GOT SHOT. THEY GOT YOU BAD. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO. GUYS, IT'S EASY. I got you. I got you. It had enough. You're going to get it again. Get on your stomach. This guy is not giving up, is he? Right now, there are three cops pointing their tasers at him, and he still won't cooperate. Then even more cops arrive, and they try to roll him over. Let's see how that goes. No, put it on my hand. We can get him on his side and his leg. Nice meeting you. My arm won't bend. Okay, which way you guys going to roll him? You're a hero, dude. Yo, bro, you're I'm standing up. I'm standing up. No, you're going to roll over. up. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MY ARM'S IN FRONT OF THEM. SPREAD OUT ON THE WALL. PLEASE, HELP ME. What the [ __ ] Your arm's going to break, DUDE. OKAY. BRING HIS ARM BACK. HELP ME. PLEASE. CAN YOU BRING him up here? I'll take it. Okay, hold on. Give him the other arm now. Give him the other arm now. It's really not bending. Yeah. There you go. Stop. Well, I guess his arms did bend in the end. Then he said some more gibberish. You shot me good. I did it for a reason. Look at the kids around you. Yeah, it's hard, man. You want to injure this? I swear to god. He has my text. Give my phone to IKEA. The evidence of the phone I tried to give in you. Dude, I tried to hit up some white dude with a phone. Dude, it's Ow, DUDE. IT'S ANY BLOCK? ANY WHITE? DUDE. YOU OKAY? YEAH. NO. NO. DUDE, I'M HELP ME. HELP ME. GOD, THIS IS GOING TOO LONG. STOP GRABBING ME. I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. You have to go to jail. Save me. Save me now. Pressure please. Give me the Narcan. Please, I'm dying. Lord Jesus. This is what the world's doing. Fire rescue is on the way. No, they're not. Yeah, they're not. It's been 25 minutes of this. Well, wait, they can't come in when you're fighting us. I know. Come on. I'm fine. So, we got the likely culprit here. The suspect mentioned being taken to detox before, and now he's asking for Narcan, a nasal spray used in cases where people overdose on And the officer that first used the taser on him seems to remember their encounter. Dude, this kid dropped me at detox. Dude, it's on record. He dropped me at detox. You take me up at Lowe's. He's me. Dude, you saved my life. That's why he's killing you. This is the I had the phone right over there. iPhone. Yeah, bro, you said you were going to you said you were going to sober up. Sir, no, I Yeah, and I did. I swear to No, you didn't. I swear to god, I'm sober, dude. I'm videoed standing in the corner. Dude, I was for 25 minutes I swear to god. Listen, you put yourself in this situation. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Dude, this is god trying to help kids. That guy was at three dollars. Please. All right, the more you talk and freak out, the worse this is going to be for you. Well, that's probably the first smart thing he said all day. Doing will kill you. So, yes, if you keep on doing them, it's like you're dying. First, your social life dies. You lose all your friends and family, and then your body deteriorates to the point of no return. So, don't do kids, okay? They're bad, and before they kill you, they'll make you say crazy stuff like this. Stop, please. What? No, I never did. I can't Okay, I'll stop. THEY'RE STILL SUING ME. STOP. WHAT THE [ __ ] DID YOU GUYS DO? I SWEAR TO NOTHING. LOOK, if I'm going to do this Well, I think that's why he ran. No, come on. He probably ran. I don't know. I got it. No, I swear to god. No, the kid was scared. One and only. Bro. Yeah. ONE AND ONLY. GOD. THERE WAS TWO PEOPLE STANDING HERE. I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT WHEN HE THERE'S TWO OF US. DUDE, I'M FINE. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP. DUDE, STOP. HEY. HEY. STOP MOVING. STOP. I'M DYING, MAN. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS AN HOUR, DUDE? I'm dying. The cops are killing me. The cops are killing me. Dude, stop. I just left church. This is definitely involved with drugs. Bro, I JUST LEFT CHURCH. I'M NOT KIDDING NOW. I'M NOT KIDDING, DUDE. I know you're fighting. I'm not fighting. AMBULANCE. AMBULANCE. YEAH, he's not fighting because the cops got him folded like a pretzel with his butt crack showing for the whole world to see. You might be wondering why the cops aren't doing anything now that they finally got the man in cuffs. Well, our suspect is a big boy. I mean, literally. The four of them barely managed to keep him confined. There's no way they can carry him into the car. So, they have to wait for the ambulance, and the suspect is really excited to see them. The ambulance is not coming in until I die. The ambulance is not coming in until I die. Hey, the ambulance is right here. Can you talk to the paramedics over there? The ambulance, CAN YOU STAND ME UP? NO. STAND ME UP. HEY, WE'LL STAND YOU UP IN LIKE 2 SECONDS. STAND ME UP. WE'LL STAND YOU UP IN 2 SECONDS. SIR, STAND me up, please. They're killing me. We're going to wait on the ambulance. No, I WANT A DIFFERENT ONE. DIFFERENT AMBULANCE GUY. I'll stand up. They just beat the [ __ ] out of me, dude. Look. They shot me up. Please, dude. You're the worst. Yeah, this looks sexy. This looked like [ __ ] like 30 minutes ago, dude. Hey, what's your first name, man? Anthony William Caprio. I told you 100 times. 12 18 1986. What did you say? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Even after all that. Let's go. Ambulance to camera. Come on, man. Even after all that. 100 times. I bet the paramedics were really excited to see Anthony. I'm sure they had nothing better to do that day than to listen to him ranting or singing. Lord Jesus. My savior. Soldier is not mad. You all of my pain. Holy I ain't dead. Lord Jesus. I'm a real [ __ ] Do you need me to This is getting worse and worse. This is getting worse. I'm a real [ __ ] Let me take a look. I already break. I'm a guy. You want to break my arm? Anthony was taken to the hospital for medical evaluation, which is standard practice when a suspect has been tased. Not to mention his extreme level of intoxication. In the end, he was charged with one count of resisting an officer without violence, one count of resisting an officer with violence, one count of battery on a law enforcement officer, and breach of peace or disorderly conduct. One thing's for sure, none of the people involved will ever forget this encounter. We can only hope that Anthony gets sober and manages to get his life back on track. If he doesn't, I wouldn't be surprised if we see him again soon. Thanks for being here. I would ask you to subscribe, but I know you already did. See you next time.