Bro, I'm a king, bro. You're going to escort me to the airport. >> I'm going to escort you out of >> car. >> I have a weapon. Get out. >> Welcome back to the Van Balion channel, guys. Today we head to Illinois where a sovereign citizen who literally thinks he's a king quickly turns into the court jester when Sergeant Sparky enters the arena to inject a dose of reality during a traffic stop for speeding and no headlights. Right, let's get into the video. >> at midnight. You dig? >> What's going on? >> [music] >> I'd go to the grave before >> Roll down the window. >> Better behave. You're dealing with some real Can I get a law student speaking cryptic [music] code? >> turn the music down? That's why I'm here. >> valuable like gifts of gold. >> [music] >> Whoa, stay in the car. Don't Don't >> [music] [music] [singing] [music] [music] >> driver's license. You don't have one? This is a traffic stop. You're detained. You're not free to leave. >> What did you pull me over for? >> For speeding and you don't have your lights on. >> I was going 61. I'm getting off at this >> 75. >> I'm getting off at this exit. >> And you don't have your lights on. >> I have a clean driving history. >> It's the car. >> You do not You have to turn your >> Officer, do you know my lights are off? Behind it. >> Because they're not illuminated on the back. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BRO? >> YOU don't have your lights >> It's the car. >> Did he really just try to blame a traffic violation on the vehicle itself? Next, he'll be blaming the car for speeding. Seriously though, tell me you're driving while intoxicated without telling me you're driving while intoxicated. And we haven't even got to the part where he claims to be king yet. >> You don't have your lights on. >> [music] >> What do you mean get away from >> [music] [music] >> You still know how to turn your lights on, right? >> Are my lights on, bro? >> No. >> [music] >> Go up there and check me. You know my lights are not on. >> You're not getting out of the car. >> the car to tell you >> Absolutely not. >> Lights are on. >> I didn't ask you to get out of the car. Do not get out of the car. >> You don't You don't have to ask me. I'm not from here. >> It's a law in every state. >> I'M NOT FROM THE STATES. THAT'S WHY I GAVE YOU MY PASSPORT. >> US >> ESCORT ME TO THE AIRPORT. >> STOP. >> ESCORT me to the airport. I'm a king, bro. Lost in a foreign land. Why do you keep Strong AS THE WIND. GET AWAY FROM ME. >> A king lost in a foreign land. More like a drama queen with a persecution complex and delusions of grandeur. >> You work for somebody. You got a You got insurance. Get away from me. I'm going to take your bond from you tonight. I'm going to show you that I'm the baddest you ever ran into to do some [ __ ] too. You just broke the law. >> Stop. [music] >> Stay in the car. Stay in the car. >> You don't have any authority to touch that door. I have a weapon. I have a weapon. Call them. I have a weapon. >> Yeah, that's probably not the smartest thing to say to a police officer, but it is a great way to get arrested at gunpoint. >> Stop. Daddy [music] doody. >> Stay in the car. >> I'm on daddy doody. I'm the baddest >> car. You said you have a weapon in the car. This is why my gun is out. at you. >> [music] >> Turn the car off. Turn the car off now. >> Can I call my lawyer? >> Turn the car [music] off. Turn the car off. >> Hey, can I call the mayor? >> Turn the car off. Do you hear me? >> Uh >> Turn the car off. Turn the car off. >> Yeah, I don't think being held at gunpoint by a police officer is the best time to start preaching the Bible, and especially when you don't follow those teachings yourself. >> Turn the car off. I'm not getting engaged in a conversation. You're going to stop the car off. Turn the car off. >> No. I don't know how. You just said I didn't know how to turn my lights on. >> Turn the car off. >> I got to turn the car I thought this ain't my car, bro. >> It doesn't matter. Turn the car off. Listen to what I'm telling you. >> No. >> Turn the car off. >> No. >> Well, a lot more units coming. >> No. I don't give a You're going to escort me to the airport. >> I'll escort you out of the car. That's what I'm going to do. >> You lost your license, bro. You just lost your job. All right. You lost your job. >> Yeah, spoiler alert. No police officer lost their job as a result of this traffic stop. Anyway, speaking of being escorted out of the vehicle, here's back up to facilitate that process. >> All right. He says he's got a weapon in the car. All right. Is it on you or in the car? Where in the car? In the trunk? Okay. Step out. All right, cuffs. Put your hands behind your back. Look, you see? Relax your hands, dude. Relax. Relax or I'm going to force the cuff on. Relax. Yes, I can tell you relax. Put your hands behind your back. I'm going to drop you. >> HEY, MAN. >> GET DOWN. GET DOWN. VICTOR 1, TAKE THE BOY. >> How to go from brave to baby in a matter of seconds, courtesy of Sergeant Sparky. Furthermore, thank you to whoever implemented the blur tool on this one. You spared us the sight of his butt crack. Not all heroes wear capes. >> Put your hands behind your back. Piece of [ __ ] >> Sir, you're under arrest. Stop resisting. >> You're under arrest. >> Stop resisting. >> [ __ ] All right, let's get him on his side. Move it. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's relax, Schultz. Relax. Here. >> Sit up. >> Take a deep breath. All right. >> Dude, what do you need? >> Hey, if you can take out Schultz other side, Shultz. Take a breather. All right. Can you Can you stand up, sir? >> No. >> ALL RIGHT. >> NO! >> [screaming] >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> THE SHIT'S IN MY BACK! >> OKAY, WELL THEN SIT UP. >> AH! >> WE'RE GOING TO stand you up. >> Ah, my legs are under THE CAR. >> I KNOW. We're going to help you slowly. >> MY HAND IS ALREADY BROKEN AND I'M MISSING a finger. I'm disabled, please, bro. Please, bro. Already, I'm missing No, I CAN'T KICK MY LEG. I'M I GOT THE [ __ ] IN MY BACK. WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME? IT'S IN MY BACK. YES! I GOT I'M MISSING A FINGER I'M BRO BRO >> I think I'm just going to leave this here for a few seconds. >> How are you? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> Here you go. Here's this. >> Oh! Oh! Oh! >> Keep breathing. >> Thank you. Oh, [ __ ] Hold on. Do me a favor. >> Yeah, bro. >> Get two cuffs. Just get two cuffs. Get two cuffs, please. Get two cuffs. >> Sector one, we are secure here. If anybody else is coming this way, they can slow down. We got a lot >> I'm telling me to do [ __ ] They're telling me to do [ __ ] That [ __ ] is in my back. >> Okay, we need to get you up. >> No, I can't. No, that [ __ ] GOING TO HURT MORE. CAN I JUST TAKE my shirt off? Two cuffs, please. Two cuffs. THANK YOU. >> [screaming] >> JESUS CHRIST. OH, JESUS CHRIST. OH, Jesus Christ. >> All right. All right, I'm putting this FIRST SET ON. >> REALLY? JESUS. >> ALL RIGHT. >> CHRIST. OH, [ __ ] OH, [ __ ] OH, [ __ ] >> All right, got it. Right there. >> Put me right here IN THIS ONE. >> OH, [ __ ] IT'S STILL IN MY SHIRT. >> YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE ALL >> MY SHIRT OFF? >> IT'S GOING TO BE >> PLEASE LET ME TAKE MY SHIRT OFF. >> JUST WAIT. >> HOLD ON, RELAX. >> WE CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME. >> [ __ ] I choose the shirt. I CHOOSE THE SHIRT. I CHOOSE THE SHIRT. I choose the shirt. >> Relax, man. Now we need your help to stand you up cuz we got THE PARAMEDICS COMING. >> [ __ ] CAN I TAKE THE SHIRT OFF FIRST? >> WE got to have you stand up first. >> Yeah, we got you guys stand up first. >> Okay. >> Oh [ __ ] Spread your legs out. >> The irony of him calling himself a king while again acting like a drama queen is amazing. Anyway, the officer who initiated the stop now explains the absurdity of the situation to another colleague while our self-pity friend whines and cries in the background and then onto the inventory of the vehicle where they make some interesting and typical finds. >> Lights were on and he was speeding. Immediately aggressive to that weapon and I'm going to get him to open the doors, screaming at the officer. >> Just let me lay down. >> No [ __ ] that's why He was saying >> On my stomach. >> I'll put a shirt on you. >> Put me on my stomach. Let me lay down on my stomach. Y'all just TASED ME ONTO MY STOMACH. >> OKAY, just relax. Hey, just relax. Just relax. I got you. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Thank you guys all for coming. Appreciate it. >> We heard you. >> Yeah. >> Grand conversation. He said to kick it out. >> Normally I never say that [ __ ] That's the first time I said that [ __ ] I know. I know. Well, he said he kept trying to open the car, get super aggressive, said that I would have been fired, didn't tell me where it was and kept trying to get out. Arrested for no reason. His lights weren't on. Yeah. >> Oh oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Is it just the poking or what's what's going on? >> It's a TASER IN MY BACK. >> OKAY, BUT IT'S NOT it's not activated. >> in my skin. >> Okay. All right, you'll be fine. Paramedics are coming. What's up? Yeah. Hey, let me some gloves on. Okay. Said uh bunch of stuff back there. >> Of course, he has a black law dictionary in the vehicle and according to the police an open bottle of tequila, which explains a lot. And although he claimed to have a weapon in the vehicle, no weapon was found during the search. >> All right, if you're good with it, we'll have you sit down. >> Yeah. No, I don't want to sit in the car. >> the probes out. >> Yeah, take the probes out first. >> No, right now the can't the cuffs can't come off, unfortunately. >> the shirt off an hour ago, dude. >> We're going to have you sit down here. Let's turn this way. Okay. Right this way, buddy. >> It's dragging still. >> I know. That's why you're going to sit down on the edge here. >> out right there. It's dragging It's dragging on the floor. >> All right. >> It's dragging on the ground. >> You the the cuffs right next to your butt. Sit down. There you go. >> What's your name? >> This is Ishmael. >> Ishmael? >> Okay. Listen, I'm going to pull that real quick. >> Yeah, do it. >> No, it's not. Ready? 1 2 3 I'm going to get them out. They're just going to stay on the ground. >> Okay, cool. >> Yeah, they're just in his driving Okay. What do you guys want to do? >> I can just cut it if or break it and then that way get it out of the way there. >> Uh >> All right, do you want them to evaluate you, check your blood pressure, make sure you're good to go? >> No. >> No? What's your What's your procedure? >> For us? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, we're going to have him sign a refusal and then >> Okay. All right, sir, we're going to walk to the car this way, okay? Right this way, sir. You can Hey, you got to wake up. Let's go. All right, we're going to come right by you, folks. Excuse us. >> Door's open. >> Thank you. All right, watch your head as you get in, sir? Watch yourself. Watch yourself here. I want to make sure you're buckled in. All right, sir. There you go. >> Right, so he was transported to jail, refused to comply with the booking in process because, of course he did, but was ultimately charged with DUI, having an open container of alcohol in the vehicle, speeding 15 to 20 mph over the speed limit, operating an uninsured motor vehicle, and improper lighting. On August the 6th, 2026, he pleaded guilty to DUI and resisting arrest, while the remaining charges were dismissed as part of a plea agreement. He was sentenced to imprisonment with time served.