you traitor colonizer. >> This woman wasn't just caught stealing beer at Walmart. She also threw the cans at customers, called everyone around her colonizers, and went on a rant about Florida. The cops gave her multiple chances to leave, but she refused. >> It's not rocket scientology, dude. >> Not like being in jail and having a migraine. That's just rude. >> Who's the one throwing beer? >> How's it going? >> Hi, officer. How you doing? >> What's your issue tonight? Why you throwing beer at people? >> I did not throw any beer at nobody. >> I never You didn't throw any beer at anybody? >> Oh, hell no. >> I do not do that. I am backwards. >> So, what happened tonight here, >> sir? Cuz they talking. Come here. >> They can stay right here. They're fine. >> Okay. >> Can I come to you? So, >> you can stay right there. >> I'm not going to Okay. >> What happened tonight? >> Uh, I'm an [ __ ] I admit it. I have an addiction issue. >> Okay. >> Did you pay for these beers? >> No, I did not. >> Okay. Okay. So, uh, just just hear me out and then I'll let you speak because I know you have you got you have your duties. I understand that and I respect you, sir. >> Okay. So, let me get this straight. You didn't throw any beer at anybody. >> Why is your beer spilled all over the front of your buggy? >> Because I'm a slob. I I offered >> Who? Who called? >> I did. >> Right there. >> So, what happened? Um, so first she went inside of the store, she stole the beer that she's um drinking and then she went out with it with the cards. Then she came back in the store and then she was very loud in front of the store like right in that corner. Yep. Um I asked her politely she did leave at some point. Then she came back um right here which is customer that she went right in front of the door and then she was kind of in the way of the customer. So I told her to exit the whole property completely because I >> Did she hit anyone with the beer can? >> No, she opened. >> Who' she throw it at? >> You guys have video of it? >> Uh, I would have to pull the video. But I just want her transparency. >> That's fine. But if I got video of her throwing the beer can at someone, I'm probably going to arrest her. >> Uh, I can try to see if I can get a footage, but I'm not really sure if I got to cover that. >> Where is the person that she threw the beer at? >> Uh, question. They left already. >> Let the customer >> who all saw it? >> Uh, >> did anybody see it? >> That did you see when uh they uh almost threw the beer can on the customer? >> No, but um she was when I came out, she had her cart like this and the guy was trying to get through. >> Did anybody see her throw the beer can >> the lady out front of the door? But I know the customer that's the one that told me when she left, but nobody saw it. >> The cameras probably saw it. If you can either find someone that saw it or pull the camera footage so I can do what I need to do. >> All right. What's your What's your name? >> This here that there is a thing called um what I call it personally I call it extra bennies. Why do I call it extra bennies? Because >> Native American you [ __ ] traitor colonizer. All of it was like that. >> Doc, you don't got to talk. You don't got to talk. Go ahead. Back in there. You know, you got some book. You got some work to do. >> Yes. Don't talk to him like that. >> I will not anymore. I promise. >> I'm Native American. >> Okay. So, that gives you the right to act like this. >> That gives you the right to treat people like this and act like this >> only if they're [ __ ] and unspiritual. Yeah. But anyway, yes. Yes, sir. I understand what you said. >> I can go to jail to spend the night. It's okay. You can go now. I'll spend the night. >> You can stay right here. You can stay there. I don't care. >> Since he works here, he can be wherever he wants. >> Yes, he can. >> Stay there. >> Yep. I'm just securing my property so it's easier for the jail. >> I was uh hoping to go 10:15 on her cuz she threw she threw her her beer on someone and threw the can at someone, but no one saw it and there's no video footage of it. >> Yes, sir. >> You're hereby trespassing this property. >> Yes, sir. No problem. >> So, you are not to come back here. >> I will never come back. >> All right. >> I don't want I hate trying to fart. I worked here for 7 years. I thought you could get me dirty. >> Come grab this case of beer. >> Um, here's the other thing. I catch you driving. >> I'm going to pull you over. Listen to me. >> I I was just going to give him his property. I'll drive. >> What? You guys only want the beer back, right? We only see her take the beer. So, I don't know if you can take anything. >> What else did you steal? >> Pardon me. I'm sorry. What else did you steal? >> As long as my weight is my my I don't think my wallet's in there. >> Nope. Your wallet's in your purse. >> Yes. Everything Everything's in my purse. >> So, here's the deal. You've been drinking. >> Yes, sir. >> If I catch you driving that vehicle. >> No, sir. >> I'm going to pull you over for a DUI. >> Definitely. >> You understand that? >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. >> Oh, can I have my Oh, yeah. I love Taz. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. CSM, I'm sorry. I used to work at I used to work at >> um um >> Okay. >> Um you can go back to your vehicle if I come through here. >> My vehicle's locked. If I have to, I'll spend the night. But that means that just means I'll just I'll spend the night. >> You can sober up for an hour or two and then you can leave. >> But I won't I'll have to call you back because I don't have a key. >> You're locked out of your vehicle right now. >> Yeah. I have to get a slim tip because I I'm I'm uh on disability. You guys are cool. I'm on disability and so sorry I'm allergic to Florida. Don't worry, I'm moving. You'll never see me again. I'm serious. I am serious as a heart attack. So, hi officer. Um, [ __ ] it. Florida. I'm sorry. So, no, you will never see me again. I will sit there next to >> When was the last time you used? >> This morning 6:00 a.m. >> What' you use? >> Just uh drink it. No, I wasn't. I was smoking some. >> You haven't shot anything up in the past 24 hours? I don't snort anything the past 24 hours. >> No, no, I don't. No, I don't do that. Um, sir, I'll be honest. My my name is really 218510. >> Oh, >> and that Oh, he said >> now it makes sense. >> Oh, I'm evil. >> No, sir. I'm not evil. >> I didn't say you were. >> Okay. No, I know you. You did not. And I apologize. >> Yep. >> Y'all can go and go home, man. B up. Get you. Have a good day. >> They can stay right there. They work here. >> Get Yes, you do. And I focus on me. I will. Okay. >> [ __ ] them. I don't give a [ __ ] about. >> So, yes, sir. I have uh my digits are 218510. I uh I originally am not from Fucknuts Fluoride where everything comes to die. >> Uh the elders. >> Yep. Okay. So, here's the deal. >> Yes, sir. >> You need to go back to your vehicle. >> Yes, sir. >> You need to find a way to get inside your vehicle. >> I can't, but that's okay. >> You're going to have to figure that out. >> No, I'll just have to sit here and wait. >> But you cannot stay on this property. >> I have to. >> You cannot. >> I can't help it. You were trespassed from this property. >> If you follow me home or >> how did you get here? >> I drove my car. >> So, where are the keys for it? >> Is he asking this question? >> It's not Thank you for Thank you for the acknowledgement. It's not rocket scientology, dude. >> Where? >> The keys are locked in the [ __ ] car. That's why I'm in this problem. >> Then you need to call someone to come unlock it. >> I have no one. >> You have no one to unlock your car? >> My brother. Excuse me, sir. I'm talking. Okay. Don't be rude and unspiritual. >> Okay. >> I'm talking. my brother, the reason I got here. Okay. >> Okay. I just wanted to make sure you got your call. >> I'm listening. >> That's okay. Okay. I just want to make sure you got your call. I want you to be safe. >> All right. So, here's the deal. >> Anyway, uh before being read spiritual, my brother does live here. That's how I got to this [ __ ] up state. Okay. >> I should be back in Michigan. No, I'm not. I'm here unfortunately. Too bad. So sad. W. So, uh I will have to sit at my car for whatever the [ __ ] nuts hours you want. Patrol car can come drive by. I don't care. I will sit there. I will mind my business because that's what I do. I mind my business. I just want to go home. I have the beginnings of sugar. But that's not your fault fault and you don't give two [ __ ] about it. And that's okay. So, I'm going to say if you want to trespass me, then take me to jail and then I'll do emergency phone call. But my brother used to live 2 miles from me. He no longer does. He lived two miles from me. Guess what? He's a Humpty Trump. He's He [ __ ] is Republican. He's all about >> I'm not going to listen to this anymore. Nope. You're done. You're done. You need to get to your vehicle and you need to find a way home cuz if I come back through here tonight and you're still here, I'm going to take you to jail for trespassing. Do you understand that? >> Do you understand that? >> Of course I do. I'm not stupid. >> Please head to your vehicle. >> I'm just trying to think if somebody's going to call cuz most of the people that are are at this time, I don't know what [ __ ] time is. I'm on Indian time. Most people that uh I could call or just wait it out until you came and arrested me. They probably were you. >> Okay, I don't care how you figure it out. >> You probably just take me to jail. >> I'm giving you the opportunity. I'm giving you the opportunity to find a ride home. >> I know. I love you. >> So, please gather your stuff and go to your vehicle. >> It's not going to work. >> Gather your stuff and go to your vehicle. >> I need a pay phone. They don't have one and they don't want and they're obvious. >> Do you not have a phone? >> It's a yes or no question. Okay. Who do I need to call to come and get you? >> It be my brother or another recovering person. >> Okay. >> So, since >> What is his phone number? >> Jesus. He's at work. Don't bug him at work. >> I can bug him at work. You don't have the right. >> Okay. So, >> here's the deal. >> It's okay. You don't got to tell me. >> Me and my partner are going to drive away. >> Nope. I want you to gather your stuff and go to your vehicle. >> Somebody to call on me. >> Okay, I'm giving you the opportunity. >> Wish I did. I wish I did. I don't. Please handcuff me. Could you use two? >> I'm not going to do that right now. >> Could you Could you please use two handcuffs cuz I have a bad shoulder. >> As of right now, I'm not going to do that. Okay. I'm giving you the opportunity to find a ride home. >> I want to, but I can't. >> Okay. I'm giving you the chance >> to go to your vehicle and figure it out. Okay. >> I understand that, sir. >> Are you guys okay with that? Are you guys okay with her waiting at her vehicle? See, everyone's okay with that. You okay with that? Everyone's okay with that? >> It's not going to work. So, okay. So, excuse me, sir. So, at 6:00 in the morning, after I've sobered up, >> you're not sitting here till 6:00 in the morning. I'm giving you two more. Of course not. >> I'm giving you two more chances to go to your vehicle and wait. >> Why are you making this so difficult? >> I I I'm not I don't want to. I really don't. You think I want to go to jail? >> I've been the [ __ ] jail. >> I'm giving the option not to. >> Dude, I've been to jail. >> I'm giving you more more options than I give more people. More most people. >> I love you for it. You're very [ __ ] cute. But I There's no options, kid. >> There's no options, kiddo. My brother, he's old like me. He's a working man. >> He works three jobs cuz that's what Mexicans do. So, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Just just give me an extra get an extra pair of handcuffs out, please. And thank you. >> Please and thank you. Cuz I got a bad shoulder. I got a bad shoulder, dude. >> Seriously, I got a bad I got titanium. >> I hear you. >> [ __ ] hair. I got my spiritual hair. Excuse me. I have a titanium spine. I don't want to hurt my shoulder or my neck or my back. The kitty cats are at home. They'll be fine. As long as lightning don't strike and [ __ ] crash a tree out my house. It's I'm sorry. There's no >> You're dragging this out and you're making it worse. >> You good with it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. All right. Being placed under arrest for not trust for not leaving warning after trespass. Okay. >> Yes, sir. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> I got a bad shoulder. Put your hand behind your back, >> please. I got a bad shoulder. >> You wanted this fine. >> You got two cuffs on here. >> Okay. That's okay. Quit moving. >> Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's beautiful. I Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Lock it. Lock it down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean I didn't I had I'm sorry, buddy. Sir, I'm sorry. Yeah, I got a pair of handcuffs like you said at home. Department of Department of Corrections is >> lock them off, please, so I don't tighten them on myself. >> I don't want to tighten them myself. >> Quit moving. >> I'm sorry. >> All right. Walk in my patrol car. >> Yes, sir. Passenger side. >> His car. Your car. >> Passenger side. >> Yes, sir. >> 620. 250. More like put your head up against my car. >> Do you have anything in your pockets I didn't know about? >> Uh, I don't think so. No. I think they're empty. Feel free to check. It's okay. It's okay. >> All right. Have a seat. >> Yes, sir. >> Going to have to help me up. Uh, put my head down, you know. Come on. Uh, let me try. Let me try. No. All right. Let me Give me a second. Wait. I got to Oh, [ __ ] hell. You got the armor off. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Got the I'm scared. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Ow. Ow. That [ __ ] hurt. Thank you. [ __ ] That hurts. Ow. Ow. Ow. [ __ ] Way too many opportunities. Smooth pictures. Thank you, sir. Appreciate you. [Applause] All right. Be quick. I'm kind of stinky back here now. Precisely. That's okay. But I I'll survive. No, no worries. >> Okay. >> No worries, mate. No worries, mate. I'll survive. I don't want you to be freezing cold cuz that [ __ ] hurts your bones cuz it hurts my bones. But right now, I don't care if my bones hurt. I would love some AC. But if you don't have any, that's okay. Thank you, sir, for asking. You're >> welcome. Oh, >> I'm sorry for the sniffles in the coffin. No worries. I don't have my rona. I'm just allergic to fucknuts fluorido. That's all. It's okay. I'm not going to get you sick. So, I just want to let you know. So, sorry about that in advance. Not like being in jail and having a migraine. That's just rude and unspiritual. You know, I can do jail, but not with a migraine. Well, I can. I'll be okay. I'll survive. Please open the gate. Please. I'm ready to go to jail. Thank you. >> That's beautiful. I Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. >> The charges for the case are headed theft, a misdemeanor, trespassing after warning, a misdemeanor as well. [Music]