We've got another part-time lawyer who thinks watching two episodes of Cops makes him immune to arrest. Spoiler alert, it doesn't. Police are dispatched to an Applebee's for a motor vehicle accident. Witnesses say a man later IDed as Croissanto Figureroa blocked a woman's car, yelled obscenities, and then got hit when she tried to escape. He sped off before police could arrive. Tracking the license plate, officers head to Figueroa's home. Knock on that front door. Nothing. I'm going to try the back door. Keep knocking. These footsteps here. Yeah, he went in the back door. Just stay at the front. Gerial police open the door. 21. I was like, "What you mean they curse into my car?" And I was like, "Yeah, I went inside Apple and I told the manager and the manager said that that she wasn't going to do nothing." Mhm. And then they're knocking in the back door and my kids are asleep. Yeah. 6:12 to 21. I got contact in the front. Do you mind if we talk to him? I understand he is a little impaired, but we have to talk to him cuz he was the one involved in the incident. So, if you could just get him. She said he's like drunk out of his mind. So, that was about Is there anything that we have to do in regards to him? I mean, he's not in the vehicle now, but he's knocked out. Where is Do you mind if we come in? He's coming right up. Okay. Whose vehicle is behind us? Mine. Okay. Hey, sir. How are you? Officer De, what's your name? My name is Chris. Chris. Okay. What's your name? Officer Deutsch. Dorich. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Uh, I'm honestly almost half asleep. My wife just woke me up. Um, I just came back from Abbeies. Okay. And I had somebody I I I did not report it was someone back then back into my car. It was one of the employees and I I believe they were drunk. And you believe what? I believe that they were drunk. Okay. It's one of the employees. I told them that I was not I was not I will not report it. I don't know who called, but I talked to their manager and I talked to the manager and told them that uh their employee crashed into my car. So, my car is right over here. Mhm. Um I came home, I was at Applebee's, which is like 3 minutes away or so. I came home and um I told him that I I did I didn't want to report anything and um I don't know. You guys are here now. You have your license on you? I do not. I don't have anything on me. Where's your license? Do you have a license? Yes, I do. All right. Is it in the house? Um, where's your Maybe in the car? Okay. Would you mind put Do you have shoes on? Would you mind grabbing your license for us? I will not. You will not what? I'm I'm at home and that's just Okay, so let me get this straight. You're at Applebee's. You're involved in an auto accident. You're driving the vehicle and then you left the scene of an auto accident. Is that correct? Someone hit me, right? So, you were involved in an auto accident. Yes. And you left the scene of an auto accident. Yes. Okay. All right. That's a no. No. Right. All right. So, at this Okay. So, let let me explain something to you. Okay. I'm investing investigating the auto accident. Okay. So, I'm going to require you to go get your ID. Okay. Not asking. I'm telling you. You're going to give me your ID. I need your insurance information and your registration. All three of those things. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm at my house and you It doesn't matter if you're at your house. It's required. We need that. So, you have to give it to us. You're not. You're awake. You can walk out my house or I will call my lawyer right now. No, you're not going to tell me what to do. I will call my lawyer right now. You are pressing my yard in front of my yard. Is it no traffic? What they explained to you? You left the scene of an accident that you were involved in. So you are required to give us your Doesn't matter. Well, you go all We already got their information. Now we need your information. I have the license plate. I We have their information. We don't need it cuz we already have it. We need yours. Now there's my license plate. My question is go get my license plate. My license plate's right. No. And we need the insurance. I will close my door and you off. See you. Bye. I'm sorry. I will tell you this. I have kids sleeping. You want to go this? We go. We go. We could go all over. I will call my lawyer right now and he will come. Dude, a lawyer has nothing to do with this. It's up to you. You tell me what you want to do. You tell me. No. No. I know my rights. I don't give a They want to me, I will them. They they I know the rules. I'm in my house. They they they they they are trespassing. So you tell me what you want to do. What I want to do? You want to know what I want to do? Yes. I want you to just get your ID. Get I don't have it on me. Look, I understand. I'm asleep. Come on, bro. My wife woke me up. I was asleep. Okay. You tell me what you want to do. I want you. Do you want Do you want to go and do this process? Because I will walk out of here out of my property where you should which you are trespassing. I will go to my truck and get my license my license and everything which in is in is in my truck. I do have Yeah, then get that. That's all that's all we want. Listen listen. That's all we want. No. You want to talk or I'll go to sleep. You you you tell me. You're my wife. I will go to sleep. I will respect everything you would tell me. What do you want to tell me? You tell me right now. I will go to sleep. You tell me. Listen. No. All so so she knows too. All we need is the his ID and insurance card and that's it. Sorry. And we're out of here. Listen to me. So maybe explain it to him. My wife will come all over you. I hope so. My wife tell me what to do and I will do. Okay. Wife, what do you want him to do? You not You are not my wife. Wife, what do you want him to do? Babe. Babe. Babe. Come here. You are my You want to get ted? You are my You want to get tased? I swear to God, I'll tase you right now. You do whatever you want. I swear to God, I will tase you right the now. You got the heart. Do you have a heart? Do you have a heart? Do you have a heart? I have kids. I have property. You have all the way to me. You want to get taser taser taser taser tas that will not hurt that will not hurt me. That will not hurt me. That will not hurt me. I will go to jail. I will go to jail for my kids. I will go to jail for my kids. I will go to jail for my kids. It's your arms. Yes. I will do whatever you want me to do. What do you want me to do? That's what you want me to do. Okay. I I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. Will. I will. I will for my kids. I'll do anything for my kids. That's fine. As long as you understand me, I will understand you. Sir, sir. Sir, excuse me. Can I talk? Can I talk? Can I talk? Want to talk? Can I talk? No, I will not talk. I will stay here and I will talk to my lawyer. Yes. Yes, sir. Can I put my shoes on? Can I put my shoes on? It's cold. Doesn't matter. You had your chance. Okay. [ __ ] Wow. I can't believe you guys doing this. You You know you You know where you at? Do you know where you at? Do you know where you at? Yeah. I am in Cherry Hill. Good. I'm a friend. My My My wife woke me up. She said you was here and I'm glad you're here because guess what? I will put you. Stop. Enough talking. I will not talk and I will press charges on you guys. That's fine. You guys are hurting me. Please. Can you loosen these up? They're way too hot. All right. Look, can you listen to Can you listen? We're going to have an ambulance. Come check you out. No. No. I don't want to. Well, you have to. No. Listen to me. You done, bro? Listen to me. No, I'm not done. Okay. You listen to the up. You sit the right way when you're ready. You You don't listen to me. I'm not a animal. I'm the same. I'm the same as you. I'm I'm I'm a human being. I'm a human being. You losing this. What the is you doing? It's not fair. It's not fair. All right. You want to treat me like animal? I'm treating animal. Knock it off. I'm going trick you [ __ ] animal. Ma'am, is that your is that your husband? Can you do me a favor? Can you just get his ID from the car or inside for me? Said it might be in the car if you want to check there first or if you might need the keys. I'm just going to have her get that ID, his ID cuz like I said, it's like What was the vehicle that was there? So, it's pushed up. This is what I was trying to tell you. I'm assuming it was the front end. I didn't really get I don't know where she backed up to, but the front end is like pushed up against this. So, I mean, I don't know if I don't know. I didn't get a chance to talk to Clank to see where. Yeah, cuz she's supposedly backed up into him, I think. I mean, it could be this. It could be anything. Yeah. So, she was saying that uh he blocked her into a spot or something and she started backing off him. Yeah. Yeah. I think Yeah. I think she was blocked in and then she backed up, hit him, and then he took off. Okay. I will not I will not I will not speak again until I speak to my lawyer. That will be the last word you will get from me. I will not speak again until I get my lawyer. Okay. We're going to bring you to the hospital. Make sure you're okay. All right. I'm just buckle, man. I will sleep. Okay. He's going to put your seatelt down. All right. Yep. Thank you. I would be more lovely to talk to my lawyer. Okay. I will not give you guys a hard time. I promise. I did because you guys gave me a hard time. We didn't. Yo. Yep. Where are we going? To the hospital. Where? Hospital. Where? Jefferson. Where? Jefferson Hospital in Cherry Hill. Why? Because you're extremely intoxicated and you just got tazed. Really? Yeah. So, does that mean does that have something wrong with me? I don't know. All we needed was your insurance card and your ID and you got very aggressive for no reason. Right. So, what about the other person that was drunk and hit my car? You just said that was a employee. What? Yes. The employee hit me my hit my car while I was leaving. Okay. So, can I get their information of them? It's going to be on the accident report. Really? Yeah. So, I could press charges of them of them if you wanted to. Yes. Okay. How can I go about that? That's something we'll explain a little bit later. Right now, we have to get you checked out. Awesome. You're You're not in the right frame of mind right now to be for me to try telling you things. Yes. Cuz you are intoxicated. Okay. Which is what your wife told us. Which I'm not. I mean, I'm fully smell I know where I'm at. I know everything. Like I I I I I'm not intoxicated. I did have I I tell you, I'll be honest with you. I had three drinks. I had three long islands, but other than that, I was trying to leave. I tipped the lady. I gave her a good tip and I left. Okay. As I was leaving, another lady as I was leaving, she backed up until I got Okay. Now, um, do you have any of the other You got to wait. All right. So, like I was saying, are you going to fight with me? No. No. All right. All right. Come on. I don't have shoes. Oh, you got to walk in it. They'll they'll give you new socks inside. Okay. Um, I say it again. So with this other driver that hit me, sorry, but I know I'm wrong, but the other person that hit me is more wrong than I am. That's why I kind of wanted to fight because, you know, he's charged with assaulting police, resisting arrest, obstruction, and making terroristic threats.