Dion's drunken driveway debacle. On November 22nd, 2023, officer Nick [ __ ] responded to what was thought to be a domestic call. Instead, officer found Dion drunk, defiant, and ready to turn a driveway into a stage. Hello. What can I do for you? I want my cigarettes back. I want my keys back and I'm trying to leave. I will walk and go get a hotel room. I'm trying to leave. Okay. I'm just not trying to argue with them. I didn't want any arguments. Okay. I can get her out here if you want her out here. Nope. It's my wife. I will ask her for it. That's right. Police department. What do you think? What's going on? My husband's drunk. Just do you have his wallet or something? I don't know where he went. He was drunk. Okay. Nothing physical. No. Just drunk. Sorry. You were called now. That's all right. I'm going to get out of here then. Oh, I see you. All right. She said she doesn't know where they're at. She took them right out of my pocket. No. Are you serious? I'm going to sit here and fight with them. No, I'm not trying to do that. You don't have to fight. You can go for a walk. They took my [ __ ] out of my pocket. What do you want me to do? But you guys are married. Actually, I'm not married. Supposed to be getting married on uh December 21st. Do you live here? Yeah. Either way, I I I can't force her to tell me where they're at. [Applause] Great. Have a good night. [Applause] Not planning on driving, are you? Not planning on driving, are you? I'll pull you over. I can smell the alcohol on you. [Applause] Go ahead. Pull me over. You're not driving. You're not out there. You're not driving? No, I'll be out there tomorrow. With what? My feet. I'll wait for you. Okay. Okay, there. If you want a DUI, that's fine. Dion greeted officers with slurred insults and refused to follow any directions. Turns out no crime had been committed. Unless you count trying to get more booze after your fiance hides your keys. I don't know if he has a gun on him, but he started saying that he's going to drive away drunk and drive to the park, and he's not very happy. You got to calm down, man. Are you guys going to take all four of you guys to come get me? You have to relax. You guys leave. You need to relax. Are you staring at your hands out of your pocket? I'm not even doing that. You do anything, I'm going to teach you. Just I didn't do anything. We're just going to detain you for nothing. That's fine. Why? We've got a phone in my wallet. Why are you guys detaining? What did I do besides talk [ __ ] That makes absolutely no sense. Tell me what I'm being arrested for. You're not being arrested. So why am I being detained? Do you understand the issue that I have when you say that as soon as I leave, you're going to drive away and drive through the park? I don't even have keys. She already took all this. I don't know that. I don't know if you have a You've already been talking to my wife, dude. 30 seconds. Oh, there. Huh? For a second. No, he's he's completely I out here and not following orders. We didn't know what was going on with you two. Okay. Something about a wallet or something. He's the one who called us initially. Yeah, he he puts this I did hide the car keys from him. Yeah, absolutely. He's drunk. No, he doesn't. I don't. He just wants to go get more alcohol and stuff. I'm not going to He's better off going where he's going, I guess. But he's starting with my mom. He's starting with me. He's flipping us the bird. Yeah. So, as long I thought he was going to come out here and get sober, but I guess not. Okay. Anything going on with you guys in here today? Nope. Yeah, I got I I take sleeping pills and I had two glasses of wine last night. Okay. And I was cooking something and it smoked up the house. My mom, we just moved in with my mom and she came out and she blamed it on him. So today he went out and got off work, got drunk. Okay. You guys going to arrest me for whatever and I haven't even done anything. You're being detained right now because of the statements that you made. For what? Because of the statements that because I'm going to take off of my truck. Then my wife has my my truck keys. She took that [ __ ] out of my That's why I called you, mother. You dumb mother. Who you I'm the one that called you. I don't know if you have a spare. Are youing serious? You realize how you're acting right now? I don't give a started because I wouldn't get I'm the one that called you. You dumb motherucker. I'm the one that called you. You're a grown man. You wanted me to get your wallet and your keys for you. You are a grown man and I told you I couldn't do and I could have walked to the hotel room. So do it. Yeah. Well, I don't have my keys, do I? You don't. No, they took but I'm detained. I'm detained now cuz I was going to take off of my truck, right? That took my [ __ ] Said you were going to drive for the Is there anybody that we can call that can come pick you up so you can Yeah, that dumb right there. I'm actually trying to get my wallet, which she took out of my pants and my car keys, and I'm going to walk and go to a hotel room. I hope you do. Well, if she gives me my [ __ ] back, then I'll be happy to do that. She's got to do that. We can't go. Yeah. Well, searching through herself. Like, what? What do you want me to do? Put a gun to her? She searched right through here and got right through that and got my wallet. That got my wallet. Maybe it's cuz she was worried about you driving so much. I don't give a [ __ ] about her me drive. I didn't drive anywhere. I didn't say you did. Well, that's fine. That's what I'm saying. You're not Don't touch my [ __ ] You're not listening, man. You're not. I'm not trying to listen to nobody. Don't touch my [ __ ] You're not being Nobody touches my wallet or nothing. You're not being reasonable. No, that's being not reasonable. Touching my [ __ ] Taking wallets out of my pocket while I'm asleep. No, that's [ __ ] Think she took your stuff cuz you're drunk and she doesn't want you to drive anywhere. I don't get I didn't try to drive anywhere. You didn't say you did. Huh? I didn't say you did. I said she doesn't want you to. I don't give a [ __ ] what she wants. Don't touch my [ __ ] Okay. You guys are going to be married here soon. Um, probably not. Think I would say that's probably not a good idea. I'd rather take a knife to my throat and slice it and not deal with anybody. Especially you, especially her. Okay, that's fine. I want my wallet and I want to go about my way. That's what I want to do. She said she doesn't know where they're at. She took the wallet out of my pocket. Okay. So, we got You're right. You ever lose your own set of keys? My own set of keys? Sometimes people lose [ __ ] man. The only time my keys got different set is when that took them and put them somewhere else. Otherwise, they're on the hook or in my pocket. I don't let anything leave my pockets. What? Dion, is that your name? Yep. Can I search you? Yeah, go ahead. She's saying that you might have your uh what wallet on you. If I do, she probably took that. Uh that's mine. I know. I I'll give it back. [Applause] She doesn't know where your wallet is. Oh, wow. Go ahead. Go ahead. Lift it up. Okay. Tell me where that debit card is. Tell me where that debit card is. is supposed to be right there in that front wallet. That gossip. Okay. She took it out. So, go ahead, ma'am. Do you happen to have a debit card? He's not getting my debit card. I don't know. He's saying that there his debit card is not in his wallet because his wallet's out in his in his pocket. No, I don't have Okay. Sorry. Okay. No, that's fine. University claim she have. She has to have a debit card that she's going to provide you right now. Down to like 50. How's she going to provide? Who do you bank with? How is she going to provide me when she has my debit card? She's not going to give you a a debit card right now. She doesn't have one to give to you. She took out of my wallet. Okay. Well, she says she does. So basically I'm So I have nowhere to go. That's fine. Whatever. I'll just sleep out here in the car. Do I have a truck key? Oh, absolutely not. So how the am I supposed to go? Where am I supposed to go? You can't drive away drunk. We can't let that happen. I'm not saying drive away drunk, right? But if can I at least sit in my truck because that would make you in physical possession of vehicle in some form of go. But yeah, she could take my debit card. Are you married? We're supposed to be doing that on December 21st. That ain't going to happen. It's a joint account. That should go [ __ ] sucking. It's a joint account. There's nothing we can do about that. So, basically, you're saying go out on street and off to the bank. Pretty much what you're saying. You have an ID. You can Where do you bank at? Yeah, I have an ID. And that does nothing for me when you took my debit card out of my wallet. Where do you bank at? First Federal Savings. Oh, it doesn't do me any good when she took that goddamn card out of my wallet. You can't go to the bank and get money out without the card. ID. How the do you expect me to do that? With a withdrawal slip and an ID. So, you take your ID up to that bank and say, "Hey, can I have this?" Go up to him. You fill out a withdrawal slip. They give you cash. Yep. Yeah. You going to drive me up there? Exactly my point. You said you guys are bunch of [ __ ] mother Here's the thing is the way you treat us take this [ __ ] off the way you've treated us since we got here. Why would why would you expect about you? You guys can go suck a gnarly dick. All right. Why don't Why don't we do this then? Because you've already said take this [ __ ] off. Have I done anything? You already said that you're part then you said you're going to walk into [ __ ] off. Why don't I continue to you? Have I done a goddamn thing to you? He keeps threatening us. Oh, I have? Yeah. I said I'm going to beat you. Don't even walk up over here. You will end up on the ground. Do not walk over here. What? Cuz you're going to end up on the ground if you come. So you're going to beat my ass. I'm just telling you, do not walk up on me. Take this [ __ ] off me. I mean, what do you want? Do you want to So you just want to beat my That's just stupid, man. I haven't done anything. He said he was going to drive. Just take this [ __ ] off me. I ain't walking up on you throat then. Well, you can do that. You're walking up on me and doing this. I haven't done a goddamn thing. Except for let me go. Hard push. I haven't done a goddamn thing, have I? And let him make his own. Have I? Yeah. Let's just wait out. Are they willing to Exactly. I got to walk up to a goddamn bank and don't have a word to go there. We can take it. We can take my coffee and walk. This isn't you going to take those off? No, not yet. Why? Give me a reason why you're not taking these off. Unreasonable. And I don't trust you without them. I'm getting ready to walk off it and try to go to my goddamn bank. Course you want to give me a goddamn card. Like you are going to do that now. What the [ __ ] else do I got? Act like an adult. I've been acting like adult. I've been trying not to do these. Have you? Or you? Have you? Yeah, you're a grown man and I couldn't get your wallet for you. So you So you said we didn't tell you to walk that way. I didn't tell you to touch me either. I get back. Why the quit walking up on me? I'm not walking up on you. You just stand right here. Don't you move. Right there. Don't you move. Because I told you to. Because I told you to. Those teeth. Why? Cuz I told you to. Why? Get closer to my face again. Am I in? Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. Why are you guys [ __ ] trying to touch me? You know, I have seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. Can I sit up? No. Go ahead. Keep me in my face. He keeps walking up on [ __ ] I saw that. I was not walking up on cripples. You keep walking up on us like you're going to spit on us. We told you to stay. I was going to spit on you. We told you to stay still. I wouldn't do it. You're incapable of it. Don't touch me, dude. Then stay on the ground. I'm not going to sit on here. Okay. Well, you can go for the assault and then the resisting since he's clearly not being commanded. Okay. All right. We're going to go to jail. All I do is try. Now you can see. What the did I do? Well, when you keep walking up an officer and I didn't walk on no off. And like you're going to do something and I didn't walk on no obstacles. Hold up. Stop. I didn't do anything. What do you want me to do? Face right there. Don't move. Okay. I'm not trying to more than this week. I'm not sure what it is yet. Crack crack. Yes. I got that cracker. It's so pleasant. This is stupid. I You're right. It is. It is. You are 100% correct in stating that this is stupid. Yeah, exactly. And I didn't walk up on anyone trying to do anything. So, go back to your body camera and I guarantee my lawyer is going to say the same thing and I guarantee I'll fight you guys on everything you guys just did. Have a seat now. And your mom sit down, please. ugly. Hey, you put your head. Turn your head that way. Turn your head that way. It won't work. Stop. What are you doing? Turn your head. Dion, stop. Turn your head. There we go. I'm not going to do it, [ __ ] But you're cooperating. Just cooperate. This [ __ ] you're trying to bite you. Did you get [ __ ] Sorry, guys. I'll take the face on at least. You guys good? Yeah. I just need to get his name and stuff. [Music] drive. He know right. It took the best and it took all you guys to get me down. I wasn't even trying to go down. I was even trying to fight with you. I don't understand why you guys get so mad. You all right? He's uh we had to wrestle around with him. He's um non-compliant. Uh Dion Tony Yeah, threatening. He's got into it like he's he's intoxicated. He still has a bag of weed on him, but um the officer that searched him let left left the bag of weed in his pocket. So, you guys taking that, huh? You guys taking that or disposing of it? We'll dispose of it. Say we can. Yeah. Yeah. I want his badge. Oh, here's fine. There's nothing else to say. That's good. [Applause] Let's go. Stop. Dion was delivered to Champagne County Jail for aggravated assault and resisting. Next time, maybe skip the theatrics and take a nap.