Saturday night showdown on Shurmerard. Ah, the piece of suburbia shattered by Ryan Turk's drunken debut as a one-man wrecking crew. Officers arrived to find Ryan shouting, "Fuck the police." Flipping off traffic and throwing punches at the air like it owed him money. Dude, back the up. Hey, shut the up. Back away from car. Back away from mying car. Who do you you're talking to? Get the away from me. Get away from me. Get away from my car. Keep spitting at me, dude. Don't punch my car. You [ __ ] [ __ ] one. Get away from my car. Get away from my car. When police tried to intervene, Ryan responded with racial slurs, threats, and a strong desire to fight anything that moved. Yeah. You think you're so cool, buddy. Keep it up. Okay. Anybody else up there? Come here, dude. We're not playing these games. Come here. N I'm good. I have higher standards than that, buddy. I have higher standards than that. Come over here right now. Nah, I'm good. Come here. I'm not You want to get tased? Keep it up. Try it, dude. That would be the dumbest thing you can possibly do. Okay, keep it up, dude. Dude, come here. Shut the [ __ ] up. No. Who the are you? I'll knock you on the ground. Oh, my shoulders out. I don't give a whing him. For what? Roll over. For what? Roll over. Give me your hand. For what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. For resessing for what? I'm not doing anything. Give me your going to get called for now. You're called for now. For what? Yeah, you're a you little white boy. You little white boy. Hold on. Hold on. You a white boy. Yeah, you white boy. That's what I thought. Yeah, what was that? That was nothing. Yeah, look how scared you are. Yeah, I'll beat the out of you one v one. [Applause] Go scared. Let go. Let me out. Let me out. One v one. One v one right now. Who is this? Where is he from? Where is he from? Where is he from? I got a separated shoulder. I don't beat the [ __ ] thing. Why you separating my shoulder like that? Dude, we'll paint you. Put your hands. All right. Well, relax. Give us your arm. I'm not even my Stop. Stop. Not my shoulder. You are not resisting. I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting, sir. Let me do anything. Yes, you are. Right here. Yep. All right. Right here. Well, he assaulted Larry. Yeah. Punch right in the face. All right. Hold on. All right. What were you saying, buddy? Despite tasers, verbal commands, and a solid leg sweep, Ryan wasn't giving up. He punched an officer, ripped off a radio mic, resisted handcuffs like it was an Olympic sport, and spat on everyone in arms reach. We're going to come talk to you in a minute. Okay. What's your problem, dude? Hey, Larry, what's your problem, dude? Lowry, where'd you go to high school, dude? Anywhere in this area? Hey, Larry. Yeah. Lowry, what's your problem, dude? That hurt. What hurt that puncher? Yeah, I bet that hurt mother. One v one. No, that one. That's right. That's right, Larry. Bro, shut up. That's right. All right, we'll get them out. No, wait. They might have fallen out. Get off me. No. Yep. I got a lawyer. You have the right law. You have the right. Hey lady, I don't give a [ __ ] what you say for me. I don't give a [ __ ] what you say. Okay, I got to say it. I don't give a [ __ ] We don't need Don't spit on me. And spit on you. This is my house. I hate you. Who the you think you are here? I don't care. Get in the car. Get in the car. [Music] Look at this stronghold. Please look at him like a piece of [ __ ] Just here. Spin that. Here close it. Spitting on you. Hey, stop. Okay. Well, we can't get him in the car. Hey, you know what? Hey, you good? I'm fine. I just need to cool off for a second. Is anyone coming with one? For what? But we don't want to get out. Honestly, I don't care. Oh [ __ ] [Applause] I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah. That's how you like it, piece of [ __ ] Take it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You piece of [ __ ] Grab this. Yeah, you piece of [ __ ] I'm trying. Yeah. You're a piece of [ __ ] That's what you are. That's what you are. It's a piece of [ __ ] Look at this. Okay. Thanks. All right. It took four officers, one cage equipped cruiser, and a whole lot of patience later to finally get Ryan cuffed and seated. Sort of. [Music] You trying to kick the windows out right now. Yeah, I beat the out of the view right now. One v one. Okay. 13 going back to the jail like siren. Yeah. White ass. He's a little I head back to jail. He looks a suck dick for the shaving. I don't give a who the he thinks he is. [Music] I got more in my chain than I do on this car. [Music] That's some real [ __ ] in Look at all the cops right here. Some dumb [ __ ] white boys. Look at all these white boys. [Music] You guys were punching and kicking me. Okay. Okay. Well, dude, I have a separated sword. Can you please not do that for me, please? All right. you know. Okay. That's funny how you guys get to treat like that for me, but I don't get to treat like that for me. That's why you guys That's why civilians don't respect you guys. That's why we don't give a about you. You some strong last place. That's why we spit on you when you Yeah, that's why when you arrest us, we spit on you. I couldn't have spit on you, but I decided to spit on you because I belonged to you. I wanted to spit on you because you as strong as a police officer. I could have decided to if you were clean. Well, you know, I decided to you're strong as well. I decided to spit on you. You all the last police officers I spit on you. What are you laughing at? All of you three from 10 state. What are you laughing at? You ain't even going there. You going there too late. Shut the up [ __ ] What are you laughing at? I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. Yeah. What you don't Yeah. You ain't got nothing to say, [ __ ] You got two of them, [ __ ] You ain't got nothing to say. You some little [ __ ] Take these handcuffs off. I beat the out of you ass. You some 1. I'm a 3.6. [Music] These dudes are [ __ ] [ __ ] has another bar. They dumb as they got punched in the face with the right hand and [ __ ] You don't see it. I don't see anything. I don't see it. I can't see the top of his hand. I don't see on the bottom. I don't see it. I'm not seeing anything on the top of his hand. [Music] I don't see it. It's like the hands in the face. me. It's a white. A few moments later, he realized the full extent of the chaos he had unleashed upon himself. There we go. Good. All right, sir. Can I have you stand up for me? Be careful. Be careful. You good? There you go. All right, man. I'm just going to have you go back here. You got Yeah. Go ahead for me. I'd like to do a if you can you do a search because we're still got a barb. There it is. [Music] Ryan Christopher Turk was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest and probably a future court date he'll yell through. Suburbia sure knows how to