There's real criminals on the other side of town and you guys are bothering us. Ah, Julian Taurina, who clearly thought his biggest problem during a DUI stop was not swerving, slurring, or dodging tests, but urgently needing to pee. Priorities, right? Brilliant decision-making all around. 56 will take you. Hey, stop. What's up, dude? I have to pee so bad, dude. I'm I'm about to pee myself. Okay. My sister lives right there at that culdeac. Can I please go there? No, you got to stay here, man. You're on a traffic stop. Okay, man. Uh stopped you for a couple reasons. Okay. First of all, you stopped over the stop line at the intersection at Hillrest. Okay. And then you passed in a no passing zone right here. Dude, I have to pee so bad. Can I just go right there? Oak drive. You You can follow me right there, please. Go right there right now, man. Piss myself. You could pee in a Gatorade bottle if you want, man. But you're on a I'm sorry, man. You're on a traffic stop. Be a license. Can you just follow me? Yeah, I'll give you my license. Look. Uh I don't have my license, but can you follow me right there at Oak Drive? Right there with the light. You got to stay You got to stay in the traffic stop. I'm telling you, that's your option, man. You could pee in a Gatorade bottle, but you're on a stop right now. No, because I No, I have a Gator. Yo, I'm going to fill this up more than that, bro. Okay. Do you have insurance in the vehicle? Uh, I do. It's a Gatorade bottle. Dude, I'm I'm going to piss myself. Can you please follow me? Like, I promise you. I am telling you, man. I need insurance from the vehicle. So, what if I drive right there? What's going to happen? It's eluding. Yeah, man. You're going to get arrested, man. Hey, we live. Oh my god. You're going to get arrested, man. Okay. Do you have insurance in the vehicle? Uh, I should. Can you check? We live over here. Dude, like it's it's right there, dude. Insurance, man. I don't think I have insurance. Where you coming from right now? Uh, my house. I I just picked them up. Where do you Where do you live at? I live at uh Seaman Avenue. Reason your wrist is bloody, huh? Is there a reason your wrist is bloody? Uh, yeah. I will show you at Oak Drive. No. What's that about? Oak Drive. I uh I came to pick me up. I I went to open a window and it cut me open. How How much have you had to drink tonight, man? Like two beat boxes. Two beat boxes. Yep. How long ago was that? Maybe like an hour ago. An hour ago. Okay. So, that's all you've had? What? Can you define what a beatbox is? It's a like 11% alcohol. Okay. Just wait in the car for me. Okay. I usually wait in the car. Okay. Shut up. But I I don't I don't want my car to get towed. Like what I'm saying is like I'm telling you not to leave. Whoever pulled up will take you. This guy might take off. I'm Can you step out of the car? Step out of the car for me, man. Stop. You guys intent. You guys should shut the [ __ ] up. Can we just go to 121 Oak Drive right here? No, we're not leaving the traffic stop, man. Chill, Tyler. Why not? Take my keys. Thank you. Where you go? Where are you going? I You're not going to leave the traffic stop, man. No, I'm not. What I'm trying to tell you is I'm trying to drive I'm trying to drop her and Tyler off at 12. You're not dropping anyone off. Is there a reason she's getting out right now? Aaron, [ __ ] Stop you guys. Can't you guys just shut the We just go to 1210 drive. Can we just listen to the officer? I deal with Why not? Yeah, you're okay. Can you hang out in here for a minute? Of course. I have no [ __ ] Hi. You can't leave. I'm trying to drop her. Why? Dude ain't doing [ __ ] Huh? Dude, I know. I understand. He's giving us a ride. He's kind of acting like a fool a little bit. We're both a little bit tipsy, but we're not. Sit your down. Shut up. You You told me you want me to get out. Yeah, but you said you're leaving. So, no. I'm I'm leaving the vehicle. Yes. Step on out for me. Right over here. Right over here for me. Right. What I'm saying you're right over here for me. I gave you my keys. I was trying to go to 121 Oak. 121 Oak Drive right now. No, but what I'm saying is I was trying to Okay. I was dropping Tyler and my sister off at 121 Oak Drive and I was going to go home. Okay. He called me. He needed a ride. He was inebriated. He needed to go home. If you need me to do a sobriety test, I'm good. Okay, that's probably what we're going to do. 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 Okay, 1. No, you can't. You can't right now, man. Instead of standing here in the middle of the That's where you That's where you stop, man. Dude, I have to pee so bad. That's why I was speeding. Okay, I get that. But I I don't want to pee right here and get a charge for it. I told you you can pee in the Gatorade bottle if you want to, man. Yeah, but it's this it's this full. I'm going to pee over it. I'm not going to pee. I'm not going to pee in my car. I have no insurance on my car. All right. I'm I'm going to tell you that right now. 100% being honest. I have no insurance on my car. All right. No, I'm being honest with him. You have to be honest. No, I'm being honest, dude. I love you last night. Be honest, Julian. He said he had two beat boxes. box liquor thing. He gave me his keys. He's just trying to Yeah. Yo, give me a breath. I promise I'll blow under the legal limit. I promise. Just sit down. No, dude. I'm chill, man. These guys don't you chill. I'm being 100% honest. You need a ride. I got you. Is there anything in your vehicle you're not supposed to have? Huh? Anything in the vehicle you're not supposed to have? No. If it is, there's it's mine. Okay. No, there's not anything in there. It's mine. No, there's some weed. There's like It's my weed. 3 g of weed. That's it. It's my weed. Where is it at? Uh, where is it? I I got money on me. That's it. Where's the 3 g of weed you're alluding to? Where is it? It's in the bag. My weed. Okay, I'm I'm I know, but I'm asking. I don't know where it is at this second. Don't go reaching in his pocket. No, just just give it to him. It's three g of weed. Just give it to him. I don't have Look right here. Look. Okay. And then you have open alcohol on you. Okay. Wait. He's not driving. It's empty. No, that's empty. That's There's nothing in there. That's all right. All right, Tyler, stand right over here for me. Yes, sir. All right. I appreciate it, man. Right there. I know. That's what I was trying to get there. No, just don't. You're good. You're good. Look, I'm trying to be good. One, that's three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm good. 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 I'm good. No, I have to be So No, that's that's what I'm saying. I was trying to hit the green light to go to your house right there on 121 Oak Drive. I'm trying to get there. The only thing in here is my wife's medication. Okay. All right. So that's the only thing in it cuz she left it in there. We were at a party. I got you. And it's uh So, but it's in her name. She has the same last name as I do. So, okay. What? So, you're comfortable doing some test? Yeah. Let's go behind this. Let's go. Give me that weed. Have your weed, man. It's a ticket. It's a ticket. Okay. So, you know, it's a class A misdemeanor. I'm not going to [ __ ] Hey, don't fight. I have to take a pee first. Can I take a pee first somewhere? He said I can pee in that Gatorade bottle. Okay, if you want to do that, absolutely. I'm so I'm grabbing it. That's fine. I'm just going to kind of follow you here. No, he's got to pee in a Gatorade bottle. Hopefully. Julian, realizing he might be in a bit of trouble, casually mentioned his wife's Xanax. then decided it was the perfect time to relieve himself right into a Gatorade bottle. Multitasking at its finest. [Applause] These are my wife's pills. I got you. I just want to give them to you. Just I appreciate that. Yeah, we were in here earlier and uh I'mma dump this out. Sure. [Applause] I just have to be so bad, dude. Like, I'm I'm sorry about it. You're okay, man. I'm not giving it to you, man. You can't have it. It's It's legal. You bought that from the dispensary. Look to transport it. Okay. To transport? I'm not transporting. You are. It's in your pocket and it was in a car. You're transporting my personal stag. I get it, man. But in order to transport, don't be that guy, please. I'm trying to cut your break. You're You're interrupting me, man. You could be arrested for that. Actually, real talk. Illegal transportation is a class A. It's a class A misdemeanor. Tyler, you've been more than decent with me. I appreciate that. So, I'm just going to get you a ticket and get you out of here. Fair enough. Once you get this cool, I can't give you the weed. It sucks. Well, how about you not give me a ticket? I I got to give you a ticket. I got to I got to give you a ticket cuz I got to be fair cuz I write other people tickets. No, no, man. It's just I'm already on papers, man. It's It's just the same It's a city ticket. It's not a city ticket. That little weed. I get it, man. That's [ __ ] Well, you can't have the sound on the ground. Sure. Sorry. My weed, man. Give me back my weed. I'm the one who [Applause] Julie. Hey, Julie. [Applause] No, I hope not. You want to do these tests? Can I just shoot a breathalyzer? Um, I don't have one out here. But you don't have a breathalyzer out here? No. I mean, all I drank was two beat boxes. So, what is that? I don't know what a beat box. They're like 11% alcohol. Okay. So, how long ago? 35 minutes ago. Okay. Do you feel like No, look. That's kind of what I want to do, but like the process. Huh? If they find if there's weed or whatever. No. No. I told him the pills in my car are are my wife. But if there's weed in there. No. Yo, weed. Weed is legal. The only That is not what he said. It's illegally transported. Illegally transported. It's in a baggie. And it can't be And it can't be immediately accessible. Immediately accessible. It has to be and it was in your pocket. That's immediately accessible. And it has a waterproof container. All right. So So what's for not having one? Take it for you. No, give it to me. It's focus here. Here. Listen, it's mine. I gave it to you. Julian, it's not At the end of the day, we're talking what? He's not going to get arrested. I mean, we are wasting your time. There's There's real criminals on the other side of town and you guys are bothering us. You are angry. Julian, I love you. There's real criminals on the other side of town and we live a block away. Do you need me to kill these lights? All right, I'll criminal. Can you just come over here? Mom, no. Call your mom. Tell her to come over here in case they have to get the vehicle. Yeah, exactly. Just in case out of here. You guys suck for this. I'm not man. There's real criminals that you guys can do something about. Go on the other side of town where the [ __ ] are out of here. Stop touching me. Behind you, Kevin. Hey, stay back here. Stay back here, man. Stay back here. Stay back here. Stay back here. Ain't nothing in this car. Okay. If anything's in there, it's mine. No, my my kids car seats in there. I'm good. I'm good. As far as we're at right now, I don't think I have no knowledge that the car is being towed right now. No, I I'm just saying I don't have insurance. I'm being 100% honest with you. I gave you the pills and gave me a ticket. No, that's cool. That's good. Um, so you said you had two beat boxes about half what you say 45 minutes. That's it. Okay. All right. Um, so what I want to do is do you have any medical conditions I need to be aware of that would affect um I I have uh centrip ticardia. What is that? Just a regular heartbeat. Okay. All right. That's it. Okay. And I have high blood pressure and I have sleep apnnea. Okay. Do you have any problems with your eyes at all? Uh not not that. No. No. You wearing contacts? Nope. Okay. Um so the first thing I'm going to be doing is um I just want you to stand with your feet together like this. Yep. Hands right down at your sides like that. I'm just going to be moving the tip of my finger around. Just I want you to just follow the tip of my finger with only your eyes, not your head. Okay? You understand those instructions? Yes, I do. Okay. My light's going to kind of be in your face a little bit, but I'm going to try to not put it right in your eyeball. Bright lights kind of bothered me, but Okay. You can see the tip of my finger. Okay. Just keep an eye on it. Like I said, only your eyes, not your head. Okay. Yep. Did we run three people on this? Negative. I only have Sabrina and Tyler. And our driver is a Julian Arena. I believe you just stand right here for a minute, man. Tyler, I'm not going to Tyler. Stay over. Tyler, I'm not going to tell you again or else you're going to get arrested. Stay over. Yo, Tyler, just chill, bro. Stay by the vehicle. I'm trying to give you as many chances as possible. Not listen. You are safe by chance. I I went out of my way to pick you up. You better listen to this mother. You see this [ __ ] Because Stop doing this [ __ ] man. Please. I'm trying to go home to my kids. Me, too. Damn. Just listen to my I'm doing the DUI test. You got You don't got to be driving. I'm just I'm just a little stressed. So, I hear you, man. So, let's come over here to this line right here. Yep. So, what I want you to do, we're going to be using this white line right here. Y Okay. Would you agree it's fairly straight? Yep. Okay. Um I want you to put your left foot on the line where you kind of have it right now. Yep. And then put your right foot directly in front of that heel to toe and hands down at Yep. Exactly. Hands down at your sides. I'm going to explain this to you and keep that position while I do that. Okay. Okay. When you're ready, you can go ahead and get back in the position and uh you go ahead and do that. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight nine the funniest thing. After all the tests were done and little bit of drama, Julian was cuffed and placed in squad car and was transported to police department. Okay. Go and grab your shoes there, man. Yeah, no problem. If you needed the points here with that item. Okay. Last thing. Yeah, an officer did bring a breathalyzer. Are you cool doing that? Uh, they just showed up right now with one. I mean, I just drank like 30 minutes ago. So, I mean, it it'll still that what how recently you drank doesn't affect what the level No, but like what I'm saying is if I passed all these tests in your eyes and I blow up breathalyzer. To be fair, I didn't say you passed or failed anything though, right? Did I pass or fail? Well, there's certain clues that I have that I feel like this is kind of a important part of this, but So, so what if I uh refuse? Then I go to jail automatically. No, not necessarily. No. Uh-uh. This part is just a uh kind of to show it gives me a ballpark where you're at to be honest with you. No, I feel you. I I drank two B boxes. They're 12% alcohol each. Like I don't know if I'm a lightweight. I mean, I'm I'm a pretty big dude. You don't look like a lightweight to me, but that's what I'm saying, man. Like I was trying to get over there to pee like I had I I had to pee in the cup and Yeah, I know. I understand. You want to? But like but like if I do the breath like I'm not going to lie to you. If it shows that you're over 008 jail, right? But but like what what if it shows like But like I I don't know if that's accurate or not. Like me me being a person like No, I don't and I get that. But they do get tested. No, I have two kids. I I have a son that's 8 years old. I have a daughter that's 5 years old. I'm not going to drive drunk if I'm drunk, you know? Like, yeah. So, like I said, I like I feel good right now. Like I I feel like I I feel like I passed the field sobriety test. It's not something I'm going to force you to do. It's a choice of yours. So, yeah. Like I I don't want to do it right now. Okay. Just for right now. Okay. So, that's fine. Well, I'm going to be honest with you, man. Based on the test there, I do have clues that you're impaired. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm impaired, but I'm not. Let me ask you this. How impaired do you feel that you are? Do you feel that you are safe to be driving? Yes. 100% you feel safe driving 100% on a scale of 1 to 10. On the scale of 1 to 10 on a scale of 1 to 10 being the drunkest you've ever been. On on my kid's life, I feel like about a four and a half. Okay. All right. So, okay. Um, right now I am going to ask you to turn around and put your hands behind your back for what? For for DUI. For DUI. All right. Give me the breathalyzer then. Unfortunately, man, we can still give me the breathalyzer. We can still do that. It's just not going to be done. Hey, they're they're arresting me for DUI when I'm not even drunk. That shit's crazy. Give me the breath license. No, I I I hope this is all recorded. Stand back. Stand back. Stand back. Don't do it. Don't do it. Tyler, he didn't do [ __ ] No. Give me the breath right now. Breath. No. No. Give me the breath. Please right now we're passing. But you're going to drop all charges for what? If I if I blow a zero back or if I blow under the leg limit and drop all charges under. So somebody can still be charged with DUI even if they are under the leg. If it appears that they are, give me the breath right now. Give me Give me it right now. Like he said, you have an opportunity down there, man. No, I'm not going down there until you give me the breath right now. Under arrest, man. You're going to have to go down with All right. I'm under arrest, but you can still give me the breath right now, can't you? I could. All right. So then give it to me. No, give it to me right now. No, we're not. No, because right now it's 30 minutes from now. So you guys can be like, "Oh, he waited 30 minutes. He's not under in it." Yeah, exactly. So give it to me right now. So that was I don't like that I gave you the option then you said no and then when I said you're under arrest all Yeah because I passed all those tests. There's it's not a pass fail thing, man. It's No, it is. You'reing stupid. It is a [ __ ] No. No. That Whose car is this? I was driving. I was driving. No, I was driving. No. No. Listen. Listen. I'm not going to jail until you give me that breathalyzer. Give me the breathalyzer now. Just give it to me. You don't get to make demands here. Okay. But but how can you make demands just cuz you got a uniform on? Because you're under touch. You going to cooperate? You guys are [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] Yeah. Right. Yeah. Hey, why don't you guys go worry about those shootings on campus? Piece of [ __ ] You're going to get up and you're going to walk to the car or you're going to get tased. You understand? Yeah, I will. Okay, I know you will. Stand up. Sit on your butt. Listen. Sit on your butt. My shoulder is disconc. Okay. Well, just stop, man. Sit on your butt. Sit on your butt. Come on, man. No. Listen. You guys have to worry about those shootings. Because we don't. You don't. We don't. Come on, man. You guys don't. You don't do [ __ ] You guys are scared. Why we got to do all this? Give me a breathalyzer. Are you in 15? Give me your breath right now. Give me your breath. All right. Cuz cuz when you guys get to the station and you give me a breath, you guys are going to feeling stupid. That's what you guys are going to feel. Unfortunately. Yeah. Doesn't matter. It does matter because a [ __ ] judge. Okay. Have a seat. has more power than you do. Have a seat. Four eyes. Piece of [ __ ] You couldn't give me a breathalyzer cuz you're scared. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, that's right. You are you sitting on this back here? No. You could have g me a breath because you'reing scared. Like I said, we're still going. No, I'm done with this. I've done I've dealt with this before. Okay. All right. Julian GT Jerina was charged with DUI and resisting arrest, resisting peace officer, and was issued with the following citations: DUI A2, DUI A1, improper lane use, stopping within crosswalk, uninsured motor vehicle, and an overtaking on the left. Tyler J. Larkin Kennedy was issued a main incitation for possession of cannabis, and he was released from the scene. All right, you want to sign right here?