I'm a private citizen. So, >> okay. Your private citizen needs to step out of your vehicle. >> Let's go. Let's go. >> Welcome back to the Vambalian channel, guys. Today we head to Illinois where a self-proclaimed private citizen finds out the hard way refusing to comply with police after allegedly walking out of Target without paying has serious consequences. Right, let's get into the video. >> Hi, how are you? Hey, was there a problem over at Target at all? Do you know of? >> No. >> Nothing. They're kind of accusing you of stealing. >> You were not? >> No. Did How did they mess that up then? Can you >> I don't know. They probably >> Did they try to Well, I I I wasn't, but do you know? Were they trying to stop you before exiting or No. >> No. >> Okay. So, nothing happened inside the store? >> No, I walked out. >> Okay. Do you have your license with you, please? >> No. >> Do you have one? >> Yeah, I have a license, but I'm private. >> Okay. Can I grab your name then, please? >> No, you cannot. I bet she's not a private citizen when applying for and accepting that sweet government assistance. >> Okay. Well, you're detained right now, okay? Until I investigate this thing going on right now. >> So, what would I mean? >> They called us. Okay. So, just sit tight for me. Do you have insurance on the vehicle? You don't need that either. >> I have insurance. I have, but I'm private. I'm >> Do you have any information showing you're private? Ma'am, you have to have something. Some ID or passport? I think it's a passport. >> Yeah. >> Can I have that? >> I don't have my passport. I have my own >> I'm sorry. >> I have my certificate. >> Can I see that? >> We're going to try to get to the bottom of it and see what's going on. >> They They called us so your vehicle. They gave me the license plate. That's why. Okay. >> Love it when cops know the sovereign citizen script and how to deal with it. It's even better when the sovereign citizen turns out to be a rookie. >> Since she's a private citizen, so she doesn't have a driver's license. So, you just started to do this private thing. Okay. All right. >> Yeah, that's fine. >> Have you ever had a Illinois driver's license or identification card before? >> And >> you have? >> She's saying that it's a misunderstanding of some sort. She has no idea what I'm talking about. >> Okay. >> So, I told her we get to the bottom of it and go from there. >> She has no idea what they're talking about. Yeah, that's exactly what someone who has just walked out of Target with $700 worth of merchandise would say. show you that. So So what exactly is this? Mind if I grab your phone just so I can look a little closer? >> Okay. Okay. And what is exactly does that mean? >> I am the I am the same holder for my business. My business. >> Your business? I'm a private citizen. So you don't know that information. >> Is that like a sovereign citizen or is a >> private citizen? No, it's not the same. >> Okay. I I'm just not familiar with asking. >> I'm not a private I mean I'm not a sovereign. I'm private. >> I I haven't heard of private specifically though. >> The private citizen thing is just an attempt to get around the term sovereign citizen, which of course has negative connotations, especially with the FBI. But as the saying goes, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. >> Whoa. What does that mean? I am a living woman. I'm a live breathing living woman. I'm not on my ID. That's why I don't have a driver's license. >> This is a says a certificate of existence and registration. >> Yeah. I mean I >> This is relatively new to me. Crystal, you said you had you've had a license before though. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Like I said, I just >> Are you from Minnesota at all? >> No, I'm not. >> Is that where you actually >> That's why I found it. >> I got you. I got you. Okay. >> What's your date of birth? Am I getting bad information? >> Okay. >> I can't believe her certificate of existence and registration didn't work. It's almost as if this sovereign citizen thing is a scam to part gullible people like Crystal from their government benefits. >> What What was the misunderstanding at the Target? Cuz right now they're saying that you left with cosmetics, I believe, clothing, um other grocery items, I believe. And they're saying that you took those without paying. Was there some sort of misunderstanding there or something that you could clarify further for us? Not that you know of. What did you purchase there? You purchase items. Okay. If the suspect is happy to share a completely meaningless certificate of existence on their phone, but not the one thing that would clear all this up in a second, a receipt for the goods in the back of the vehicle, you know, something isn't right. >> Do you have insurance on the vehicle? >> I do not. I am a private citizen. >> You do have to uh have insurance for a vehicle when you're operating on a public roadway. What would happen if you had a vehicle accident? You wouldn't care? >> No, obviously I would. >> Would you just cover it out of pocket? You don't have insurance? >> But I'm not in an accident. Am I being detained for accident? >> No. Right now, you're just being detained for that. >> Would the so-called private citizen being investigated for stealing $700 worth of merchandise, pay the hospital bills of, and repair or replace the vehicle of whoever she got into an accident with? Yeah, I think we all know the answer to that question. So, when did you say you became a private citizen? It was recent. >> Yeah, about a month ago. >> A month ago. Is there like a a rule book or something that you guys abide by or what? What's the >> I don't feel like you're the cop. You should know these things. >> I know the Illinois laws. So, it sounds like you're kind of going outside of the Illinois law. >> I don't I don't abide by any legal process, any legal. I do not. I also common common law. That's what we go by. Common law. Nothing legal. Anything in your legal process that brings your jurisdiction, I don't go by. You don't have to. That I'm a literally one. >> Okay. So, you guys can steal or like murder and that's fine with you or what? >> I think the $700 worth of goods in the back of the car Target claims she didn't pay for pretty much answers that question. I don't want to say anything else cuz I feel like you're trying to interview me and I'm not This is not a Okay. >> Used to live on Planefield. Is that right? Your driver's license shows Planefield. Is that correct? >> You have what have you. >> Okay. I mean, if you want to do a private thing now, that's fine. >> But you have a valid I don't understand. You have a valid driver's license. >> So I that's how I just don't understand that. >> You just looked up a a old driver's license, >> but it's still valid. >> Okay. Doesn't matter. I just told you I applied for a passport. >> Okay. >> I'm a privacy. >> My certificate good. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Do you do you want to tell us anything about the target before we proceed with this investigation or no? >> You had nothing. >> Okay. All right. Sounds good. >> Just sit tight. >> Again, I cannot believe this certificate of existence didn't work. So, it's on to the arrest that I recommend if you haven't already get popcorn for. I am. I just showed you my >> You're under arrest for retail theft. I No, that's not. >> It is. No, I am. >> It is. We don't want to We don't want to take you out of the car. >> Please don't listen. Please don't make us not You are >> Just cooperate with us. >> You are literally going by the business name. You are going by what's on my ID. I'm not that I am not that business. I am a living woman. So, who are you arresting? Arresting you. Who are you arresting? >> So, what's your living woman name? >> She showed me what it was. It was >> gay. I show him my certificate. Okay. Your private citizen needs to step out of your vehicle. >> No, I'm you. Who are you arresting? >> You're You're being placed under arrest. It's time to get out of here. >> Don't Don't fight. Go ahead. Push her thing. >> I'm trying to >> Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I don't play these games. Under under her seat belt. >> You're under arrest. >> You are under arrest. Undo her seatelt. >> You You whoever this living human being is. >> Hit her seat belt. >> Hate to break this to you, Crystal, but this is exactly how it goes. Separating yourself from your name to avoid the consequences of your actions is not nor has it ever been a thing. >> Don't make us Don't make us pull you out, Crystal. Please. >> You're out of the car. Out of the vehicle. >> Out of the vehicle. >> Out of the vehicle now. >> There's no way I can't get in there. >> Stop. >> We're not playing games. Let's go. Yes. I'll stop when you get out of the car. Come on. >> Can you stop? It's called pain compliance. Crystal, if you're going to resist arrest, I would start getting comfortable with it. >> Come on. Let's go. We don't play private citizen. >> I show him. >> Please get out of the vehicle. I don't play private citizen games. >> Get out of the car. >> I don't play private citizen games, right? >> Yeah. Can you not do that? >> Then please get out of the vehicle. >> You're resisting arrest. Yeah, you're resisting arrest. Please get out of the car. Correct. You're resisting. You let me go so I can't get out. >> Are you okay? You stepping out? >> Are you going to step out? >> Are you stepping out? >> So you're going to take my personal >> Are you stepping out? Okay, we're not stepping out. Time to go. >> I'm not getting out the car. >> Please get out of the car. >> Time to go. >> Time to go out of the vehicle. >> We're refusing to get out of this. >> You need to step out. >> You need to get off. Don't touch me. >> Don't Let's go. Let's go. Out of the car now. Out of the car now. On the ground. On the ground. Put your hands behind your back. >> When all else fails, you can always rely on Mr. Sparky to get the suspect to see things from his 50,000 volt perspective. >> No, no. Leave her. Leave her out. Put her hands behind the bed. She's >> fine. Ask you nicely to get out. Okay. >> We didn't want to do this. We don't >> You're arresting someone who's not me. >> Okay. >> So, you're arresting the nameless one. And I just showed you my sister. I'm a No. Why? Okay. Arresting the person on video stealing from the target. >> I am not. >> Okay. I just told y'all who I am. >> It wasn't me who stole from Target, your honor. It was my name is the defense. I would love to watch her spew in court. >> Okay. >> I just told I have my >> What stuff? Let's go get >> No, you have my >> I have your things. They're coming with you have my car open. >> Yeah, we're going to take most of this stuff out of the car. >> No, you're not. What do you mean? You're going to take someone that resist. Why are we resisting? >> Why are you kicking? >> Why are we resisting? >> Why do you have my >> Yeah, it's coming with you. >> Okay, I'm >> Well said, officer. Well said. >> Your phone, your keys, and your wallet. inside here. >> Close my car door. >> Yeah, I will. Yes. Yes. Correct. >> So, here. This is paid for >> the blue bag. Blue bag. >> Gatorade. Second Gatorade. Hold on. Give me a second. Gatorade. >> Okay. I found a receipt with not a lot on it. That's what she paid for. Gatorade and stuff. >> Gatorade. Cereal. She paid for everything else. But then Yeah, you're probably right. And now she learns that using her vehicle to commit a crime has consequences. >> Call for I'll be transporting one female to the jail. I can have my mother come and pick up my >> No, it's going to be towed. >> I'm asking it be picked up. >> I'm telling you it's going to be towed. >> Why have to be told? >> It's a wrinkle >> cuz it was used in the commission of a crime. >> It's a wrinkle. So, >> and just to let you know, you're going to be audio video recorded back there. Okay. >> I'm telling you it's a wrinkle. >> Okay. I mean, I know. >> But I'm asking if my mother can pick up my vehicle. >> No. >> Okay, Crystal. And unbuckle you and we're going to walk over here. Okay. Can you step out for me? Do you need help? I can't move you here to support you a little bit and then we're going to walk right over here. All right, guys. 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