If my kids had to come by and see this, I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you're supposed to be. Why? [Music] I told her to take it off. This is a family town, and I'm not going to have somebody out here dressed like this. YOU UNDERSTAND? [Music] I AM TRYING. YEAH. What's your name? Aunt Teefa. Aunt Teefa, I'm not trying to be difficult with you, ma'am. I'm trying to preserve a town that has values. I'm an American. WHO KNEW? I HAVE RIGHTS. Who knew? Children have been cheering me on. >> No child's going to cheer you on dressed like a wiener. That's because they're children and they're as immature as you are.