i am letting you know as somebody who
pays
who is a person who pays
your salary you have no idea not like i
could see it was actually facebook
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hey everybody
so the video i have for today is going
to be slightly different than normal
i did prepare something special for you
as you might have noticed in the
beginning
the video i have for today
is going to be i think i'm going to call
it the
princesses of
henderson and hi
it's going to be three of our favorite
characters from the channel
and uh three of the my top performing
videos that i've had on the channel and
i wanted to prepare this for you as
a little treat
the reason i made a treat for you is
because you're not going to see me for a
little while you're not going to hear my
voice and i'm not going to be uploading
any videos
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today i think this video is going to go
live on december the 11th um and i
wanted to let you know that from that
day until probably the second week of
january i'm going to take a little break
it's christmas time
and with
all of the responsibilities i have with
this channel and with my other channel
i don't get a lot get to spend a lot of
time with my family or the time that i
do spend with my family is a little bit
rushed i think
people would understand that um with it
being the christmas season i have a lot
of additional responsibilities that i
have to take care of uh being a father
with two children so i'm gonna go ahead
and take a little time off from
this this editing and all the other
stuff that i do
just to kind of be a dad hang out with
my kids and i might even play a little
bit xbox during that time i haven't
quite figured it out yet
but i wanted to drop in here just let
you know that you're not going to see me
for a little while
i also wanted to make kind of a half
announcement or
speak to the fact that uh very shortly
the channel is going to reach 150 000
subscribers
um i did prepare a special video that's
gonna go live when the channel does
reach 150 000 subscribers
unfortunately
due to the nature of that video it's
actually age restricted
what i did was i took two people
who have videos on the channel from when
they were under the influence of
hallucinogens let's put it that way and
they had a lot of funny stuff to say
well as it would turn out if you
mash up a video to make it look like
they're talking to each other it's even
funnier so i made that video and that's
gonna be my 150 000 subscriber special
so it's going to go live as soon as the
channel reaches 150 000 subscribers
currently
uh my phone won't open
um currently i'm at 149
112
so we're less than 900 subscribers away
and that video is gonna go live
with that one being age restricted
unfortunately because i already have it
uploaded um i decided to make a little
something else to kind of hold you over
so that's why i made this one with the
uh the princesses of
hague
henderson and hi sorry i get some of my
major intersections mixed up
before i let you go before i let you
watch the uh the mashup that i made i
wanted to ask you all a favor
youtube has done some kind of screwy
things with the algorithm here lately
i'm not 100 sure of that i don't really
study the algorithm i don't know how it
all works
but i can tell you that
the views on this channel have gone down
significantly over the last two weeks
how significantly you might ask well i
was averaging about a hundred thousand
views a day and now i'm down to about
fifteen
thousand to twenty thousand views per
day
um i went from
averaging
2.2 million views per month
to uh this month i think i'm on pace to
actually be
under a million views this month um
that's a pretty significant drop if the
channel is going to continue to grow at
the pace that it grew
that can't happen with with those kinds
of numbers
so what i'm going to ask of you all
especially with me taking a little break
i'm not going to be uploading anything
new to the channel for maybe three weeks
i haven't looked at the calendar and
counted out the weeks
but um
i'm just going to ask you a favor if you
could go back to
a couple of your favorite videos that
have been on the channel and share them
with your friends share them on social
media
that would help me out a lot um i don't
think the channel is in danger of dying
but at the same time it would be really
nice to kind of get my
numbers back up to where they were
before
because it's important that the message
that i'm sharing on this channel gets
out to as many people as possible
and i know i have a
very loyal core group of followers on
this channel that will be willing to
help me out and i wanted to thank you in
advance
for um for doing that for me
so without further ado i think i've
announced everything that i have to
announce i won't keep you any longer um
i made a little highlight reel with the
uh the three princesses
and uh i hope you enjoy it so
with all that being said have a merry
christmas i'll see you next year
thank you for watching
i hope you enjoy this video
i hope you learned something
and i'll talk to you soon
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i'm watching you drive all the way up
the street with your head buried in the
phone all the way up the street no it
was not okay
you know what i'm going to go ahead and
pull you over
i have it on my camera i have everything
and i mean
and don't tell me you're on on
directions
no i'm not i'm directions
do you really have nothing
you're doing everything but drive this
car you've gone through emails you've
looked at pictures
okay everything but drive the car okay
it's illegal
okay
is there a reason you might be doing
this or um i'm out of
are you pulling me over because i'm
walking yeah sure um i'll go ahead and
pull you over then i'll have you pull
into the uh i didn't i'll have you pull
over into the bp lot okay i didn't mean
that hang tight
hello
facebook
watch tv all the way from starrett road
all the way with your from this road
down here with your head down that's why
i thought i'd come over and see it
that's not going to happen are you
turning or are you going straight no i'm
going straight i need you to pull over
to the side of the road right when you
go through the light
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don't take your picture bring me to the
ground with root police brutality i need
your license registration and insurance
can you please put your feet in and
close the door
why
because it's for my safety and your
safety well you see my hands at all time
is this against the lorry there am i not
like your license registration insurance
man
you're willing to text with your
daughter in the back seat dude i'm not
texting you we're typing and you look
there's a picture there and you're
typing under with a green text bubble
comments on it comments on a picture
this is a little thing
you know what you're maybe you know go
ahead and give me
so i use this little thing i don't need
your insurance i'll pull it i'll pull it
up man
you are gonna be issued a citation in my
phone like this
get your driver's license and insurance
card please
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so
that's your registration this car
registered to you
why don't you look for insurance i'll be
back to you in a little bit
i get your driver's license insurance
card please
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i'm just asking because you're being
pretty forceful about it and i would
like to know the truth is that a long
time there's your drive there's your
driver's license
being what you're being excited for is
texting while driving today
i'm going to give you a copy of the law
today you're not going to answer my
question about the law what is your
question again is this illegal to have
my door open it depends on my my feeling
of the safety and you've been very
aggressive for absolutely no reason
i'm not your bro okay i don't care i'll
call you what i want your small child is
dependent on you
and their life is in danger their life
is in danger because of what you're
doing you're endangering all our lives
today and that's why you're being
excited that i was texting when i'm
using voices well ma'am you can go to
court on that
again yes nine o'clock in the morning
and i would love to play this for the
judge this would be absolutely
outstanding this will be entertaining
for the judge
you can go on the 19th at nine o'clock
in the morning this address courtroom 1b
to plead not guilty in front of a judge
sure your second option
you can actually pay for it in person
downtown
butterfingers
making us all unsafe on the road i'll
tell you what you know what are you
going to stop the traffic i'm going to
go ahead and give you a copy of the law
today i don't even need you to sign this
i'll go ahead and say i'm going to don't
do that in my car please excuse me
that's my property
do not do this on my property unwilling
do you have any questions for me today
man
plenty of
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um nothing ma'am okay so then am i
getting a sensation yes ma'am um under
ohio you can only pull me over for
texting if there is another offense you
give me answers well i've done this 20
years and you're wrong um in the city
you need to look up the city of columbus
ma'am this is the code i'm going to
actually give you it's 2131.44b
i'm actually going to give you a copy of
the law today it is primary offense just
so you know also walking up to a woman's
car mm-hmm you should have pulled me
over you're lucky i didn't have my
pepper spray on me because you're
scared to ever live you [ __ ] out of me
you would not if you weren't going
through emails you would probably be
more observant trying to be an [ __ ]
i'm telling you as a woman
i'm actually shaking right now because
you scared the ever living [ __ ] out of
me i've made over 7 000 traffic stops
and i've never been pepper sprayed but
you i understand that sir but i'm
telling you as a woman
you made me feel unsafe okay i'm a
public safety official man
but i please listen to what i am saying
because you're not listening because
you're seeing this through the eyes of
me trying to get out of a ticket which
i'm not oh you won't get out of it yeah
i can assure you of that so can i please
finish my sentence
as a public employee
i am letting you know as somebody who
pays
who is a person who pays
your salary
it's sir please no i'm no longer going
to listen to you
here's your license and insurance back
man
which being cited with today is
unauthorized use of communication device
better known as texting dude that was a
dick move like you have you don't you
come up to the window like with your ego
i've seen your videos
i've seen your videos
like oh you have no idea what i was
doing you have no idea not like i could
see it was actually facebook man no it
was instagram but i just opened my phone
because i got a notification because i'm
a volunteer for mental health america of
franklin county i'm going to meet a
family who's in crisis so i get the
notification i go to open my phone
knowing i'm coming up to a red light you
have to be off the road and your car has
to be understand that but i'm an adult i
was in the military
there's your copy the law judge me like
oh i'm some stupid dumb teenage [ __ ] or
something who just is on their phone all
the time
no i'm writing you with like like hey
what are you doing you just come up like
okay here's what you're doing you're on
[ __ ] facebook no i'm not driving on
facebook i'm not an idiot i have
children
do you have any
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