Hey, police. How's it going? Put the bags down. >> do anything. Oh, brother. Put the bags down. This is everything I came in with. I didn't do anything. >> Take your backpack off. This is [ __ ] STOP! I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. YOU WEREN'T BREAKING THE LAW. STOP! THERE'S STOLEN MERCHANDISE IN THE BAGS. YOU EXITED WITH merchandise you didn't pay for. >> That's [ __ ] You're under arrest for all the merchandise that you took but didn't pay for. No. Yes. Bullshitting. All that stuff in the gray bag? >> Bullshitting. Take a seat in the car. You're 40 years old. >> This is harassment. How is it harassment if you took property that didn't BELONG TO >> STOP! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT me to do? >> Steal? Are you telling me I'm crazy? Stop!