Hey, hey. What? What's going on? Talk to me. >> They took $2,000 of my money and put me on that flight and now I'm not [music] on that flight. How do I get to Longview? I don't know. If I spent $2,000 for a flight, round trip from Longview to Bedford, Bedford back to Longview, why the [ __ ] am I not on a flight back to Longview? >> What's your name? Quigley. Q U I G L E Y. Put me on my >> [music] >> How much did you have Did you have to drink? >> About three margaritas. Problem with that? Yeah, I do, actually. >> you have a problem with that and you have a liquor bar in this [ __ ] airport? You! You're going to jail. Why? >> Cuz you're intoxicated, man. There's no reason [music] to arrest me. >> Turn around, now. >> Why? >> All right, come on. Let's go. Grab this piece of [ __ ] This is why I spent $2,000 to get beat up by TSA. Do you have any idea how much money I have, you [ __ ] No one cares, dude. Shut your mouth.