i'll give you a coffee if you can take a
ride with me oh yeah
all right man how do you like your
coffee
strolling bites
well the black
you can't put cream in a black coffee
that doesn't make it black anymore
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the video for today is video number two
starring
our friend alfred
alfred was told to leave the gas station
in the previous video
and once the officer was out of sight he
decided to come back
so police were called back to talk to
alfred and this time they decided to
buy him a cup of coffee and take him
home
i hope you enjoyed this video
i hope you learned something
and i'll talk to you soon
what's going on buddy
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i think i talked to you before
yeah where'd i run into you
what's going on today man
oh
arson
no i said honestly honestly yeah
honestly yeah
all right
okay
yeah if you want
where do you normally stay
i'm involved with middle hill
okay
okay i'm waiting on
my disability
okay
what's your name again
alfred
i don't
you look familiar but i can't remember
where i ran into you
what's that
right here
really yeah okay
so you're not like no not right here
like this
i didn't get this man
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i got you
what's going on with you today man are
you out of sorts are you off your meds
like did you use some drugs
this is my day
now no no no no no oh wait no no brother
my last meme was that
there's your arms slipped wilson okay
joshua yeah
there you go
my last meeting six years ago that was
your last meeting
so you don't want to last
at the um
it's like an a place right
have you been clean
close rod go up and over the bridge
go down this hall yeah i know where it
is
i'm sure she's seen me flying there i'm
the only
yeah that's probably where it was i
talked to you you were complaining that
people were throwing trash and stuff on
the street
and you wouldn't clean it all up
that's right we dumped out your uh do
not appreciate what people get
no
because we went and dumped out your
bottle of wine
what are you doing up this way today
okay why are you up here right now in
this place
this time right now
you might have
missed me saying about
oh my god hi sweetheart how you doing
hi i'm sorry about it hey i'm glad you
guys got something how you doing oh you
must be a sergeant
no what can i look old
no i just never seen you
and i've never seen nobody in your hat
like that
so i got to give it up to you some guys
wear them especially in the rain
do you have any hair
i got it yeah i got the same haircut hey
the hair there's no problem
the hair has been going for me
since i got out my last number i got it
but he's still got some good hair
so
tell me
what can i do to help you today man
sure because you do need some help right
i'd love to get a hot coffee
and i won't get my shirt on
and i'm gonna get across the road
uh
get up over by speedway wait a minute
we got three way across the way right
to the left
i want to get my weight yeah i'm gonna
get my way back down to
where i need to be
okay
but there was an officer that came out
and talked to you like a half hour ago
right you probably told him the same
thing
yeah
no because they complained about you
across the road and he came and found
you
he might have come out and talked to me
okay what'd you tell him
that thing though
okay they gave him something similar
okay so
we will we're gonna get you somewhere
right now where can we take you
off i just don't want you out here and
you're soaking wet i don't want you to
get hurt i'm gonna put my shirt on okay
honest guy i'm a 56 year old man
i've been here four times quite quickly
last summer walking down southern bucks
fireside
three o'clock in the morning
coming from hollywood casinos all right
alfred all we want to do is help you
today look
outside okay full time
this is last time that has nothing to do
with right now no i'm just i'm just
trying to
do it
i'm okay
i am not guns
i know my birthday you're a little bit
out of sorts of address
i'm getting dressed right now you don't
have an address
you don't have an address though
go ahead and stand up did not tell you
you cannot have them okay go ahead and
stand up and put your shirt on man
you're fine
my address
your shirt is currently buttoned and
you're not gonna be able to put it on
that way
oh
i know you're soaked do you have dry
clothes somewhere
i've got dry clothes about six different
locations okay
at this moment
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right through
right here
i'd like to take you somewhere to get
some help
i don't need no help i think you do
officer go ahead and unbutton your shirt
so you can put it on what no you have to
unbutton it so you can put it on let's
do two things at once name my shooting
number my date of birth and address is
right there
start walking down towards my heart
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start walking down towards my car and
i'll get you out of here okay
you have to unbutton that still
going to walk down towards my car and
i'm going to get you out of here
but you still have to unbutton your
shirt so you can put it on
i don't want to take your neck care then
you're taking me home in my residence
somebody lived there
somebody live there with you that's
inglewood okay i live in them apartments
okay cool it's a c h
i'll take you there building i'll take
you there you know
i do i know the building very well what
do you say
i don't know what it stands for but i
know the building it's right there off
solvent
you got to unbutton that so you can put
it on i do not need to go to the neck
okay i'll take you home
please
i'll walk you around i'm not going
okay
let's let's come on let's walk
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it's not a very complicated shirt
come on
keep walking you guys be safe thank you
man
oh i'm not trying to give you any harm
i'm just trying to help you
i know i'm trying to we got to keep
moving because we'll do this all day
or something
okay
you are made of sugar
no i'm going to give you a ride home i
swear to god
i can't put you in the front
i can't put you in the front
no
okay
where are you going come here alfred
come talk
we'll get you home
i'm going to take you there on nowhere
i know but i'll take you there get you
in make sure you get some dry clothes
you need to take me
you have to leave this property
okay leave your property right now okay
that's this second i will be i'm talking
30 seconds
i'll be
150 yards away
okay
i'm not here to cause you a problem
right
i know i helped you out before
i was really cool with you
here's the thing and you too we don't
want to keep getting calls like this
because you you could be charged with
trespassing you were told to leave a
minute ago
three so far
and how long
uh probably 40 minutes
so okay we'll do this the easy way and
i'll just give you right out of here
one question three count three three and
four man yeah and how many years
oh i don't know
i don't know how many people call on you
there you go
all right
there you go is there something else of
his
i was telling her you see what i'm
saying and i wasn't even going to say
anything about it the whole backpack
pulled his up there that guy in
that black suv said hey
all that belongs to that guy you
guys are taking it's a backpack and
all right you're going with her to
change him change his mind so he's gonna
walk off the property
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thank you
hey if you get my car i'll buy you a
coffee
alfredo
i'll give you a coffee if you could take
a ride with me oh yeah
all right man how do you like your
coffee
stroller
well the black
you can't put cream in a black coffee
that doesn't make it black anymore yeah
that makes it creamy
three creams that coffee is going to
look like me
out here how much sugar do you want in
it actually
you want three koreans three sugars
four sugars three creams four sugars
man he's sweeter than you
come on
three creams four sugars
yep
i'll give you that coffee let's go where
do you want from mcdonald's or tim
hortons
all right
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come over here
hey listen i gotta your your bag is
gonna ride in the back okay all right
the back trunk for that well
here set your bag
sit right there for me no problem thank
you okay you can put your flashlight
down right dude yeah it'll be fine you
can put your money in your pocket
okay that's fine what else is in your
pockets
here come over this one i can't throw it
to nobody
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what kind of donut do you want
i don't need a dough okay go ahead
you want a large coffee oh my god please
okay
hey thank you
tim hortons we will go
you sure don't want a sandwich or
something with it
hey do you want a sandwich or something
with your coffee
okay
i'll get you a sandwich
hey i would like
a number one with a large coffee
with three creams and four sugars please
um the number one is what i'd like with
that
okay thank you
so i got you a salsa jack and cheese
biscuit sandwich
should be a good hearty meal
thank you very much
take care
all right man let's get you home
now ray's probably 19 627 years we're
typing female white
people
that's true
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get your coffee here
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very good boss yeah go ahead and just
unbuckle it
it buckles on this side i didn't want to
right there good just let that fall
there you go come on out
i didn't want to unbuckle too soon i
didn't want i didn't want to seem like i
was a threatening man oh you're not you
don't scare me
i pulled you up like a paper towel now
take that let me get your bag out of the
bag watch yourself i gotta shut this
door open
i'm officer hey i'm happy you're fine
yep just like the animal yeah
that's right y'all
sometimes it's just the easiest thing to
do
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you're welcome hey alfred i'm going to
put your flashlight and all your stuff
because i used to work nights and now i
work during the day
i used to work at night now i work
during the day so i am also i do this
stuff alone not cold
i don't think you're causing any trouble
it's just sometimes people
you know they feel a certain way
something about you i know the first
time i met you
there's a lot of good ones out here
never seen him like this before oh he's
always been nice to me
but yeah i think he's got a lot of
i think he's been sipping on that bottle
a little bit this morning too
hey
do me a favor
you go inside put on some dry clothes
i'm gonna go help some more people all
right
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all right take care man
hey see y'all later
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