This man was caught pleasuring himself in the parking lot while his wife was at the doctors. His excuse was he lost $10,000 in a stock trade. We have a lot of suspicious vehicles that have come. We try and say, "Hey, this is private property. You can't park back here." We saw him last Okay, so you saw it out like Yes. That's why I ran inside after I locked our vehicles, but he refused to tell us who he was. He could have just told us that he was waiting on his wife who's a patient. I am here for my wife's appointment and this is becoming super embarrassing. The officer said he was doing it when he saw him. How would that be okay? You said my husband was masturbating in the car? I'd like to uh make a counter arrest in that for false information. In that report, you're going to say that I lost $10,000 because I was in the middle of a trade I couldn't finish. That will not be going in the report.