If you like plump and curvy women, you need to stop scrolling. This man thought he could cheat the system to avoid paying for a lap dance. He even threatened to call the FBI on the club. There was a female in there. She goes 35 for 30 minutes. She wasn't being clear on the instructions. She starts telling me that's the first song, that's the second song. After 30 minutes, I was like, "Okay, I'll pay you my 35." And then afterwards, she's like, "You owe 175." He's like, "She said it was 30 minutes for 35." I'm like, "I never in the world would say that in 33." I've been doing this since I was like 18. Sometimes I'll get the odd guys and then they just want to get away with a free dance. Some clubs don't want the problem. And then she was offering prostitution in the process and a $900 prostitution bill. Your tab is 175. Yeah, I'm not paying that. I'm sending this off to the FBI, too. That's [Music] Would be a misdemeanor. Yeah, that's not a crime, buddy. Defrauding an innkeeper in Florida. And then just put your hands behind your back. Get down or you're going to be tased. Man, I'm literally in contact with the FBI right now, mother This is for you, man.