this girl tried to make out with a cop after she was caught drunk driving and didn't want to go to jail we're going to make out here okay going to make out here no we are not turn on the lights we're going to wake out wait wait wait stay right there for me do you want to try this first exercise for me I will do anything for you Daddy God damn you in that suit I Fu anything for you sorry that's all right dude why are you drunk Des me I you know I'm drunk so you're going to drunk and then uh yeah right I'll give you this to hold on in the mean give me a citation no no no bro that's not a citation it's something that you God damn bro is this your phone number is this your phone number nope it's blank hey put his phone number on this can you put your feet together phone number you say did are you wearing contacts right now wait you see this I am wearing contacts I am a nerd but anything we do is recorded and anybody can see that Mom Dad Grandma