how much you have to drink today that's a couple a couple ah I think it a little more than a couple I'm not going to lie to you yeah well where you headed I'm just going home going home well where are you coming from my house so you came from your house and you're headed to your house yeah so what you just started driving around in your lawn mower yes sir are you going to take me to jail or not no I didn't say that I said we're going to do some field sobriety exercises I have been drinking okay that's fine I have been drinking understand you told me that like I said we're going to do some exercises just a determin there's no sense in it why not cuz I've been drinking okay I have no driver's license at all I'm trying to be a nicest guy as I can so am I I'm trying to give you the opportunity take me to jail I cannot walk why not I've been drinking too much I have had maybe a little too much to drink tonight and you're operating a a motor vehicle essentially on we're on the side of the road you weren't on the side I observed you in the middle of the road I'm going to ask you one more time if you want to do these exercises no sir take me to jail