this woman was driving drunk with her glasses on her face upside down it turned out she was four times the legal limit hey ma'am offer Jones here the attendant was concerned about your well-being he thought you might be under the influence of something no I don't understand so you don't understand what well why told that man you realize your sunglasses are on upside down really yeah they're upside down have you consumed any sort of alcohol no I've been home out my son okay so no alcohol tonight no I believe that you consumed alcohol you know the alphab pretty well yeah so start with the letter F and end at the letter t Okay so f l f g t yeah so if you can start with the letter F and go to the letter T in the alphabet yeah t q u r s e okay so on a scale of 0 to 10 with zero being you're completely sober and 10 being your pass out cuking drunk where do you think you're at 10 like an 11