thank you [Music] [Music] very much [Music] so ship what makes you think that I'm gonna let the whitest man that I have ever seen interview for our firm because I have an appointment [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign you can do this [Music] kid what is wrong with you you look like you're 11 years old I was late to puberty okay thank you every Spectrum [Music] [Applause] excuse me I was thinking about going for a swim are the pool facilities here nice of course sir the children Hotel best in the city why is the pool closed and uh do you have the time oh yes 10 o'clock thanks I saw your gun oh you think that's him that's the description but he didn't go in the room it's 10 exactly he's just walking by [Music] go after staying the radio [Music] [Music] Rick Sorkin Rick Sorkin Rick Sorkin excuse me Mr Sorkin you are five minutes late is there a reason why I should let you in [Music] I don't really care if you left me Mr Spector will be right with you what can I get you anything a coffee or a bottle of water hi uh Rick Sorkin I respecter nice to meet you should have a seat here whoa what's this can I help you no [Music] excuse me Mr Tate who are you my name is Louis Litt I work for Pearson Hardman I have some information that I think will lead you to the conclusion that you're better served than Pearson with me as your lead counsel I'm listening how the hell did you know they were the police I read this novel in elementary school um cops are staking out a hotel one of them dressed as a bellhop the other is a man in a suit and it was the exact same thing he read a novel in elementary school what I like to read and why'd you ask them what time it was throw them off and what kind of drug dealer asked a cop what time it is when he's got a briefcase full of pot right we should hire you Jesus I'd give you the 25 Grand as a signing bonus I'll take it unfortunately we only hire from Harvard and you not only did not go to Harvard Law School you haven't even gone to any law school what if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met and I've actually passed the bar I'd say you're full of crap that's a Barbie legal handbook right there right open it up read me something anything civil liability associated with agency is based on several factors including the deviation of the agent from his path the reasonable imprints of agency on behalf of the plaintiff and the nature of the damages themselves how did you know that I learned it when I studied for the bar okay honcha fire up this laptop I'm going to show you or the Harvard attorney can do pick a topic stock option back dating although back dating options is legal violations arise related to disclosures under IRC section 409a you forgot about sarbanes-oxley statute of limitations render surveys oxalate move to post 2007. well not if you can find actions to cover up the violation as established in the sixth circuit May 2008. it's impressive but you're sitting at a computer playing hearts sorry if you want to beat me you're gonna have to do it at something else how can you know all that I told you I like to read and once I read something I understand it and once I understand it I never forget it when I take the bar this dick head bet me I couldn't pass it without going to law school okay look this is all pretty fascinating stuff but I'm afraid I gotta get back to work I'll make sure that Serpico isn't around waiting for you you want this job so much why don't you just go to law school when I was in college it was my dream to be a lawyer I needed some money and Trevor convinced me to memorize this math test and sell it turns out we sold it to the Dean's daughter I lost my scholarship I got kicked out of school I I got knocked into a different life and I have been wishing for a way back ever since let me tell you something this is an elementary school this is hard work long hours high pressure I need a grown goddamn man you give me this and I will work as hard as it takes to school those Harvard douches and become the best lawyer you have ever seen I'm inclined to give you a shot but what if I decide to go another way I say that's fair and sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren't that bright you know just to see how the other half lives move over I'm emailing The Firm I just found our next associate [Music]