okay everyone we are in lockdown which means no one can come in or out of the precinct now apparently three other precincts received similar packages this month and they were all baking powder nevertheless Hazmat has to run a quick test but I anticipate we'll all be out of here momentarily in the meantime I suggest we turn this lock down into a pop-in lockdown right am I right huh okay so I'll keep everyone updated and keep working on your dance moves Jake what are you doing this is a crisis I I'm rallup because Hazmat said it's almost definitely a hoax almost what if it's Anthrax we are all a hundred percent gonna die guys you're freaking people out can you please calm it down we're doing fine here I'm not Hitchcock he got trapped out on the balcony I don't like him alone out there not with his history I mean what if he gets up on a Ledge what do you think he's gonna jump no he's just always falling off things he's got a worm living in his ear that affects his balance oh well then he's not truly alone out there right okay I'm gonna call you want to come yeah too bad you're not invited I'm in charge bye hey hey people how about everyone come on bring it in here gather around so how we all holding up I'm not good we're trapped on Thanksgiving what's going on man okay great first off Happy Thanksgiving everyone shout out to Turkey thank you all right so here's the deal we are still awaiting the initial test results but hopefully we'll hear soon that it's all harmless and we can all go home soon what are you doing spring in your ear it's what a number two does it was way too close can you say it quietly to me please this is going real okay at any rate I figured we could pass the time and do something fun maybe a movie night our options are a bootleg copy of the Diane Keaton classic Something's Gotta Give movie's hilarious okay surprising opinion we'll talk about that later and our second option is surveillance footage of detective Amy Santiago soliciting drugs using perfect grammar it's not that weird to say may I have some cocaine it is those options suck fair enough why don't we have a talent show then who has a special talent oh I just learned a single ladies dance hey yes people love it look at that two painted ladies just joined in you gotta admit Boyle really knows how to move his pelvis I can't believe this is one of the last things I'm ever gonna see actually with Anthrax the last things you'll see will be Dr Blood doctor puss scab nothing why are you saying that because you're being melodramatic so I'm making fun of you fine I'm writing you out of my well say goodbye to my sculpture of two Jackie wires making love which is why I became a cop really people love the talent show lawyer guys doing stand-up he's got really good material there are two jobs where you have total control over the people that pay you president of a country and cleaning lady I can't believe you gave the mob a megaphone okay first of all we didn't have a mic and second it's not a mob it's a happy group of unlikely friends oh maybe not so happy people are starting to get hungry oh okay not a problem let's get them some food voila a Thanksgiving feast from the two delivery guys who are trapped in here with us and paid for by me with Boyle's money put it on the tab what about me uh I guess I could have a friend throw some pretzels up to you from the street and soda too fine I'll have someone blindly throw ice cold metal cans of soda at you Jake I know you think this is going well but you can't keep putting out fires as they come up you need to set down some rules it's fine everyone is happy now we just Coast to the all clear we're free we're free on heat we want heat we want heat what I'm glad I gave them the megaphone it helps me hear their concerns now if you'll excuse me I need to go find a couple bags of heat okay so first of all I'm just gonna set the mood for this meeting perhaps a smooth Jam yeah it's good all right here's the deal the Hazmat guys did run some preliminary tests and the substance is not baking powder oh was it Anthrax they don't know yet but I promise you as soon as they tell me you'll be the first to know well second after me so third overall still pretty good I just don't want people to panic so I'm asking for your help to keep this thing quiet so we can have the chillest biohazard lockdown in Brooklyn yeah of course I understand great thank you you see if you talk to people like humans they'll be reasonable I mean it's just good oh why is he standing on that chair everyone they lie to us it's freaking anthrax foreign [Applause] calm down just calm down let us out or I'm gonna stop breaking things this is a human rights violation you can't keep us here I'm 23. I'm a celebrity and today I'm gonna die not one word if that is true Hitchcock's bleeding he got hit in the head with a soda can he never saw it coming Jake we have to start putting people in detention you have to squash this no we need them to calm down we need to put on Something's Gotta Give great idea great movie also we should probably put out that fire you want to see me yeah I know you're too proud to say I told you so so I'm just gonna told you so not too proud that's yeah it seems right look I screwed up and I think you should take over command of the precinct and waiting to hear you say that all day I know which is why you shouldn't say it you're still trying to make people happy don't apologize to me be a leader and tell me what you need me to do tell everyone what you need them to do you're the captain Jake I'm the captain now Captain Phillip Captain Phillips that's what it was look at me look at me right yeah all right guys listen up all right listen up people boiling you're no longer my number two say to him Amy even after my job this whole time it's not Amy I don't need a Tinkerbell I need you to find out where that powder came from Scully I need you to help boil don't worry about Hitchcock he'll be fine I want some fall down three flights of stairs get up and keep eating his hot dog like nothing happened you're right he's the strongest man we know now Gina I know you're scared but you gotta stop freaking out the civilians yes I am very influential and Diaz you need to stop making fun of Gina and help her fine all right everyone listen up I know this is tough to hear but we still don't know what that powder is and we may be here for a while yet also the copy room is now a detention center for anyone who gets out of line This is a police station in a lockdown not a summer camp ooh should we play camp stay tuned for more details that'll be all for now I have news everyone the powder was not harmful [Applause] oh I gotta say that's pretty sweet oh the door closed behind him now they're both locked outside what happened what's going on lockdown's officially over squad's heading home for Thanksgiving I don't understand last I heard the precinct was on fire and we wouldn't get lab results for another three hours Boyle sped things up I noticed an I.T guy we fired two years ago in surveillance footage turns out he was also fired from the other precincts yes he raided his home and found bacillus strepto moo Kokomo I can't pronounce it regardless he confessed and it wasn't poisonous [Music]