I responded to picking a pound for a female. I threw a bottle and buck something. 103. You can put me going 20 about 5 seconds. Got a touch. 104 is going for Heat. Heat. [Music] She's in the bottom. [Music] I'm sorry. [Music] All right, man. This is All right, man. Don't local police. All right, sir. I didn't call the police. Doesn't know who the [ __ ] I am. And my brother [ __ ] works here. She tried to not let me use the bathroom as a cousin. Okay. All right. Well, you don't win the law. You can't handle her. Okay. [Music] All right, ma'am. You can use the restroom. [Music] Uh, apparently she's using the bathroom. She's saying her brother's work security here. Probably too nice. Sounds a little too nice. What happened? She She threw something. Yeah, she she say she threw the two on [Music] 231. Oh man, I'm not following you. Go ahead. No, you're fine. [Applause] [Music] She walked over to the computer, started [ __ ] around [ __ ] over there, and I was like, "Can you step away from that stuff and come back here?" Cuz she told me bottles and shady [ __ ] over there. So I asked her to step away and she's like I have pants first now she and I was like you have to leave you have to leave cuz she was getting really orary and very swirly. I told her to leave and she didn't like it so she was in my face and she enough. All right. No problem. I'm sorry. So we'll we'll make sure we get out of here. Just something that's really important for us. Do you think that she threw it to hit you? Like you Oh, absolutely. 110%. She wanted to hit you 110%. She did not like Absolutely. And what did you was here somewhere? No, I right here. I was standing right here. I said that she had to leave. That's it. And then she went like this with the he and I said, "You need to leave right back now." And that's what he definitely% doesn't give a [ __ ] Okay. All right. All right. Just wash your hands. Do you know if she went in there with anything else? It's a porn spring. A little pen water bottle. So she No, she threw the That's why I wanted to leave the bathroom. And you watch me wash my hands. All right. Cuz I'm sick of this [ __ ] Watch me wash my hands cuz I I took a piss. Put a piss in the toilet. Did I graduate from school? Did I wash your hands? Could you haul my sweatshirt, please? I don't want to throw it on the shitty ground. Oh, I got you. [ __ ] All right. Thanks. Respons. I don't know why this lady called the cops. Okay, just wash your hand. I know. I got you. Just wash your hands. Wash my hands like a human. Be quiet. I'm sick of this [ __ ] My son graduated from school. John came here and bought me a beer. I got you. All right. Just wash your hands. My son's graduation. That's it. Okay. In peace. And then she says I'm doing drugs in here. I swear to God, just wash your hands. No, no, you got to search me. I swear to God, I don't do drugs. We will. We will. I agree with this. Okay. All right. That's it. Thank you. I pay for everything. I don't want to drive. You want to hold that? Yes. Show your hand. No. Okay. Show me your foot. Turn my hands up. No. I put them up. She's reaching for my money. We got her. I'm going to take care of that. You're under arrest. I don't give a I'm going to talk to her. Yeah. She doesn't have a bar card. I know she's not registered with the town. I know the name. I'm going to check. Yeah. No, I already know cuz she [ __ ] got my name from the guy John. And this guy works here all the time. He knows I never call. I never cause a problem. You have you have anything in pockets I should worry about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. My cash money. If you touch it, I'm going [ __ ] you up. Okay. No drugs, right? I got a vapor pen. I got cigarettes in my sock. I got doggy bags in my [ __ ] leg. I got a stick of pork [ __ ] All right. So, go get some guys if you don't want to pick up the [ __ ] PlayStation my back pocket. She's always saying I'm [ __ ] sicking her in the eye. She [ __ ] pay bills. I tipped her like $20, man. That is my favorite pen. Okay. All right. I swear to God, I don't have any drugs. That's fine. Dad, don't. Please, man. 50 cents goes a long way. We're going to keep the 50 cents. All right. Because uh you know, she doesn't want to pay for her [ __ ] You have anything in the front pockets? Yeah. I got my cash over here. I told you this. This pocket has nothing in Okay. Cash is in that one. You mind if I open it? I don't mind. But if you can't count, don't touch it. All right. Lo, did I get your name right today? Yes, you do. All right. I never get anything like She's always calling the cops on. I'll see you tomorrow. This guy knows I always come here and pay my [ __ ] We're going to get it back. All right. Well, I got a bag. You can reach up. You see the bags there? They're [ __ ] for the dogs that the shit's in. All right, let's go. And I'm going to be my bar tomorrow. Keep playing history. Excuse me. Yeah. Are we still in a flash flood warning or is this [ __ ] going to [ __ ] get out of my [ __ ] town? I'm not mess. Not my problem. I'm not babysitting. Yep. Take me. That's what Yeah, my brother knows. He's so smart. He's a cop, too. He's just not here. He works in another town. He probably Yeah. Don't take that one. Do not take that one. Every time you take that one, I just got that dress. All right. All right. Well, we're going to agree every time they call the cops and say the name Jessica, they're all [ __ ] liars, right? Okay. Oh my god. This little back. Don't [ __ ] put it in reverse if you can't handle it. I tipped her $20 in cash and she wouldn't let me use the bathroom. Isn't that a [ __ ] shame? What you mean? Romanos Romanos. That is a shame. It's a [ __ ] shame, man. $20. I can't even use a [ __ ] public bathroom. I got to get them off. I got a $100 tap. I just $20. She wants to tell everybody what the [ __ ] I eat, when I eat, what I'm doing, where I'm doing it. I don't like to be a public figure. That's a really good tip. She didn't like it. Buckle up my seat belt, man. I I can't move, man. My back is broken. You got it. All we wanted to do was sit down and use the toilet. Is that a hospitalization or the other side? Is that a hospitalization or another false emergency? Put it in. Put it in this bag right here. All our stuff's in this bag. Okay, you go around. You're going to have to copy me in the front if you don't want to have another problem. I know you're going to be in head. I'm not worried about any problems, man. But like this got to stop. My brother can't just always be an emergency responder. We're going to have 1525 here. Radio call 104 is going to be breaking around. I told not to tell her my name. My brother. Who's your brother, man? You'll meet them one day. I knew they were going to do this today. Well, they shouldn't go to Bank of America. They don't have any [ __ ] taxes. Hold on one second, man. Get the mileage out. 104. I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to talk to you. Starting mile is going to be 70513.9. My date is going pretty well out. Okay. Well, thanks for cleaning. I'm going to go see. All right. My cash is in that bag. Yes, ma'am. All right. I got it all. Trust me, we will not respond or I'm suing that entire establishment and making it mine. No problem, ma'am. let us be a customer. I bet you John told her to treat me with the utmost respect. She called the cops cuz I took my beer in the bathroom and then she said I was doing drugs. So, I'm a [ __ ] super person. I have the best cops and lawyers in town. Yeah, I know. We're good. We hear that. It's not good, man. No, we're here though. We hear that. Not good. Well, thanks for being here. Sorry, my piss in a [ __ ] toilet is an emergency call. I don't know why. We're at headquarters now. Well, sorry if you [ __ ] figured this out. Maybe buy me a cheeseburger. 104. All right. 28Q 1025 anomology 7051. You know I don't do drugs. We're not saying you do do drugs, man. You did. I said there's a false Hey, come on. Get up, man. You're good. Oh, I can't unbuckle seat belts. I got to I just You got to lift me up a little bit, man. I'm I'm [ __ ] exhausted from watching all these [ __ ] grown ass man gradually admins. I got it. Make some good [ __ ] God forbid a girl graduates from the academy. You know, she must be a [ __ ] [ __ ] like this next year. My heart crazy. Crazy time here. What's up? Ah, same old [ __ ] Got to go in my sleeping hole. Leave me alone. Just stand st You got to stare at me again. No, just stare at the wall. I put myself in time out real quick. I know the drill man. Put me right in the house. All right. All right. Thank you. You're welcome. Wolf here really quick. Any female? Any female? Oh, this time you 10. 10. I'm 10. Okay. Just make your way up. She wants to send me to the hospital. My brother knows. All right, man. I'm going to put you on the bench for a minute and then female officer is going to come up and search. Whatever. If she touches my money, I'll [ __ ] kill you. They won't? Yes, I will. No, I said they won't touch you. They won't touch my money. Fine. Okay, just sit down. Always put the cash before me up. No, no, you can sit down. Just sit down. I can't follow instructions. That's all right. I know. All right. All right. 3 minutes to go to the bouncy activated when I got to be when I got to be there. Tomorrow I'll be late.