no phone no laptop there's lots of metal hell has no fury like a teenage girl my daughter and I went from best friends to mortal enemies overnight nothing can prepare you for the route that you spawn [Applause] another thing for birds Lex taliones means life for a night I'm impressed head on to boys St John's free wine and incense what's not delayed looks like kitten was a regular Cafe jumping bean maybe the Barista knows who she hangs out with you seen this girl I got her Caitlyn [Music] come on what the hell [ __ ] bit me [Music] that's talionis baby should have bit her back Friday night I I said a crime now it is if you're under 18. Barbara signed for me we both know that's a crap get away from me and you got a knife or an eye because you're a fan of Gandhi yeah this is America I live with a judge remember I know my rights we asked if you wanted a lawyer you said no yeah so I'm a minor and we have a subpoena if you're gonna go all constitutional honestly I'll go ahead and charge you for resisting arrest assaulting a police officer and obstructing an investigation oh you just suck my ass wow no wonder you haven't been adopted okay Mrs Kinsey said you were fighting with a judge what about I said he was a Jew she disagreed maybe we can be more specific the dude monitored my phone like I was 12. he inspected my outfit like he was the freaking Fashion Police maybe he wanted to protect you that's what a father he's not my father I was just his friend to kid too ease his Rich Suburban guilt did he hurt you because if you did no gross are we done here not even close give me a minute with her watch out she bites I'm ASA Valdez yeah your mommy coming to pick you up after work I know yours was doing life until she was shanked in the shower well it's tough being a crack [ __ ] Kinsey's took you in they cleaned you up gave you a home like I said guilt makes people do all still you took a bat to the windows of his car he could have had you arrested but he didn't why is that Caitlyn your NFL test he said I could be just like I don't think you killed him Caitlyn but I gotta tell you things are not looking good for you right now oh like I care you care a lot I know you do judge Kinsey showed me the birthday card you gave him he wrote thank you for saving my life McKenzies were the best thing that ever happened to you if you were going to kill him why'd you break his car windows first that only points all fingers at you I know you're smarter than that Ray told me about your boyfriend's death tell me about Orlando oh my God you're screwing him can I speak with you kill him now sit down [Music]