I see we have visitors Sergeant Nicholas Angel Sanford Police Service my tenacious isn't he I'm arresting You Under Suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder Sergeant you should be ashamed calling yourself a community that cares oh but we do care Nicholas it's all about the greater good the greater good you see as much as I enjoyed your wild Theory Sergeant the truth is far less complex Blower's fate was simply the result of his being and I'm pulling back you murdered him for that but he murdered Bill Shakespeare what oh the dramatic Society is an important feather in our cap you couldn't let blower jeopardize that now we had two semi-professionals waiting in the wings let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs yes I know Martin was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with a trip and so Eve deserved to die too oh she did have a very annoying laugh and George Merchant he had an awful house we begged him in vain to make his residence more in keeping with the Village's rustic aesthetic right and what about Tim messenger what was his crime Tim messenger's ten minutes editor of the Sanford sitters must been unbearable a once grape paper had become riddled with tabloid journalism not to mention persistent errors he listed here ages 55. well actually I'm 53 53 what about Leslie tiller one of your own her Horticultural expertise he'll put Samford on the map oh she was ever so good cousin Leslie was a terrible shame but it seems she was set on moving away we could never sharing her green fingers with anybody else not least those heathens at Buford Abbey we can't have her no one can how can this be for the greater good just Jedi for no reason no no hello Nicholas I was like you once I believed in the immutable word of the law that is until the night Mrs butterman was taken from me you see no one loves Sanford more than her she was head of the women's Institute chair of the floral committee when they started the village of the Year contest she walked around the clock I've never seen such dedication on the eve of the adjudicator's arrival some Travelers moved into Callahan Park before he could say Gypsy scum we were knee-deep in dogmuck thieving kids and crusty jugglers we lost the title and Irene lost her mind she drove her Datsun Cherry into Sanford Gorge that moment 's war that I would do her proud and whatever the cost we would make Sanford great again so this doesn't make any sense the adjudicators arrived tomorrow we had to get everything ready saying this is all about winning the best village award this is the best dream world Sergeant popwell thought much the same as you I'm disappointed you can't see the bigger picture well I'm happy to disappoint you sir and I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with me you are all gonna have to come with me no Nicholas I'm afraid it is you you who is going to have to come with us doesn't know [Music] back off back off but I swear to God you've been explaining how Danny tripped over and accidentally cut off his own head come on Nicholas you haven't got it in you I mean it [Music] [Applause] [Music]