I'm asking you to leave my property. When I ask you to leave, you have to leave. There's been no crime committed. >> I have a legal right to be here because you're burning in violation of a burn ban. >> Oh, am I in violation of a burn ban? Are you absolutely sure of that? Really? [music] Okay, well, show me. >> want your house to burn down. I don't want your neighbor >> Well, you know what? I don't need you to protect me. >> Do you have a burn permit? I got to make sure that I'm ensuring that you have a burn permit, and you apparently you don't. >> Oh, really? Oh, okay. So, so, so now you've already accused me of breaking the law because there's a burn ban which there's not, and now you want to find out if I have a burn permit. >> I am trying to give it to you. >> Oh, you are so nice that [music] you're going to give it to me. Oh, thank you so much. Set it right down [music] right there. You know, why don't you put it in that barrel over there? That's where it belongs. >> Well, then I guess if it's going to go there, then you're going to have more people from forestry coming every time you burn. It'll get us off your back as long as you follow that whatever's required on here. So, when somebody calls on your burn barrel next time, if you're burning safely and within the guidelines, then we're not even going to bother you.