I'm Jesus Christ almighty. Hey. Okay. Well, we can't really do that. That's the church's property. Okay. Because I'm Jesus. Do you know who he is at all? Never seen him before in my life. I mean, for me to help you, you have to talk to me. You're the devil. No, the We're not the devil. The devil's not here, man. >> [cough] >> Hey, what's your name, dude? I'm Jesus Christ almighty. Let me go so I can get to where I'm going, please. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> go! You're under arrest.