2 minutes to get me from here down the
floor are you able to get down by
yourself no how did you get up there 3
hours
[Music]
now how CL is 56 a man decided to scale
a 20 foot plus Transformer Bumblebee
statue in
Albuquerque it caused quite the scene in
the city that Albuquerque First
Responders were called to the scene the
Albuquerque Police Department talked
with the man to come down from the
statue
I think 4355 will come
out to like get him down we can't
like iant Neil this morning hey man
what's going on I was the sergeant Neil
this morning were you yeah what if they
tell you this morning they got
firefighter and it took 22 minutes from
the
22 minutes to get me from here down the
floor are you able to get down by
yourself no how did you get up there for
3 hours now why cuz the West night
shelter is the worst chit
all okay I live in LA Maui in the burn
Zone the beach
how did you get up there CL up
it that's
wild Cara oh
[ __ ] hey I was with Sergeant uh Sanchez
at the airport with trilio downo and all
I Ki those cards for 3 hours you a b c d
e and
f f waso p bu
uhhuh go to
jail
there what the [ __ ] down get down he
says I wouldn't want to know I'll make
it I
know dick so what get over it oh that's
disgusting F hey keep walking oh that
sex hey so I was walking with Sergeant
Neil uhhuh and some somebody just stole
my car so when you got up there and
you're with Sergeant Neil did they call
AFR yeah did they get you down shelter
they took you and then you came back and
got up here yeah why for 3 hours cuz I
was a [ __ ] yeah but that don't mean you
climb up here check this out I want you
to call the FBI here and I'm on the
wpp withness protection program for what
I have so much evidence in a car I
flipped six
times
yeah state trooper uh Kimberly Sanchez
for the vi out of
her uh safe super vehicle that's Tahoe
yeah she said
rainbow your left tire is 200 ft behind
your car and you're walking and there's
nothing wrong with you I'm charging you
with Carol's
driving my her her investigation I was
at 122 mph passed out caught the cable
and that thing yanked the tire 200 ft
back and I wake up come to after we
eating BL Water Burger with bacon
jalapenos large onion ring Coke and no
ice i e in the restaurant I do 13 hour
solid to 2 I'm an hour and 20 minutes
from
Albuquerque what's your name what what's
your name rainbow rainbow what's your
government name 's right there it's
right here yeah
do you mind if I get your ID okay thank
you already was there I they took me to
the hospital I walked in there she I
can't help you come
on okay I've been to 12 hospitals in 55
hours so you go by Hector Hector's your
name you go by rainbow okay transgender
female my pronouns
are if you call me a guy on the
my cash
man so what are you on any kind of
narcotic I'm Sober Sober 12 hospitals in
55 hours I did Presbyterian downtown
seven times in one day okay I did casan
out in the middle of 8300 block up come
to I walk around the corner I'm all does
that say 830
0 I censor what are you diagnosed
with no not any mental health
sow no I had top secret suity while I
was 22 years old I worked at motor for 4
and 1/2 years I did Sano pentary gico
pentary Mexicali P all the P all FBI all
DEA uh the next thing comes with bull
car his car is this
thing you I was like M way to time
I I
was [ __ ] don't know how it it takes the
drill through this how long to get a wig
wag in how long four hours dang that's
crazy the whole [ __ ] set we went
through seconds to
get we like set of a
standing I quit tomorrow
get huh how get back uh be
quiet how long did you get did you walk
from the West Side shelter to get back
here how did you get back here the bus I
went in checked in I was like can't take
a shower I turned the corners are yeah
down the
hall what's your mission why why why did
you decide to go up
there girl I've been W for
728 hours that's not normal I
know I'm on a different timeline than
you guys yeah you are yeah you're on a
different level too I did L Maui 19 days
and when that highways a Hawaii state
police officer for the third time
rainbow we told you you can't have your
[ __ ] D if we come back
you're going to federal
prison
[ __ ] G took a shower back to San
Diego why are you there why did you come
back I don't know nice to meet you you
like New Mexico hell yeah yeah why is
that cuz my friend esponsor Romero that
I have 5 years being sober that's good I
only smoke
weed is that
we 98 36 hours so I'm
so you're doing this all on soberness
huh
soberness wild 5 years of
soberness wild I
know how long did it take you to climb
up there
uh like 32 seconds oo quick I did AT&T
2G 3G 4G from California to the east
coast I'm monkey uh a monkey Tech
Motorola ah and you work with them for
four years four and a half what happened
19 1999 2004 okay you didn't want to
work there anymore no I was I was
getting paid $13 an hour and I was the
one doing everything so I
left and I got to go to New York the
year after September 11th on all the
rooftops from Battery Place to con Hall
up 120 stories look down and see a
bigest hole in the
ground I'm nervous sad go back it was so
sad there for hours about
carbol actually it's C of AAL yeah I
know but I don't have the accent I'm
yeah so we say carbol cuz then everybody
will continue to ask me how to say my
name hey my last name is
MTO MTO but I can't I can't Ru my R it's
every malaria and I'm
like does my last name look like malaria
you don't know Spanish me either I wish
I did I've been to B ma Peru in Mexico
City and I don't know Spanish I know the
basics d
don't stop
[Laughter]
m w we're just waiting for AFR to come
right
okay hey
this what's that right
there PTC what's that prisoner transport
Center oh cuz there been two
snip they just left the balcony
oh
offender
what no I don't think so he's not trying
to do anything wild we're just waiting
for
AFR see
lat who's that that's officer leny leny
mhm she's like this big hey Sergeant
Sanchez I'mma put a ring on her finger
oh you're going to put a ring on her
finger yeah
2 she is the hottest blond female I ever
met in my life Sanchez I SP
hours hey I spent 3 hours with Sergeant
Sanchez at the
airport this morning brought me off of
here
[Applause]
[Music]
no officer Neil was like rainbow we're
going to call fire department and you're
going to climb down okay that climb down
the West Side shelter and that is the
worst [ __ ] hole I've ever been in my
life and I've been in the whole iner
prison and nothing like
it the whole iner prison sucks have fun
bye girl bye all of 5 fo
nothing same size my sister weigh 0
lb kind of glasses are
gu they're called blenders nothing
fancy nothing crazy I something check
this out
what are you sunbathing or what
yeah whole liing
H so
that I come from a super
Advanced place and space called the
andom
Galaxy I transferred over to M35 in
thees in Maya and now I'm here meeting
carbal
yep now where do you come from I'm from
here good all Al I came from theas to
bladies to here to meet you today that's
great you're I'm here that's
great uh here they come rainbow again
they're going to tell you
off they're going to put the ladder
right here I'm turn
around I can't put these back up this
thing made me sweat a lot it sticks to
me ah uh the one that
I cost
$4,500 he pulls out this plastic thing
out it dude if you show to at& site and
say this half suit you're
fired that half suit cost
$4500 I put it on the RS over it and
contain in Combined
space matter
yeah heck now you have all these these
men in their tight pants that are going
to come help
you I think you I a solid nine BR a nine
nice hey I'm a nine hey come on my
personality at eight my li are two that
10 yeah it
does my li two you're still 10 my
personality eight you only gave me a
nine what the
hell s says is that a 10 oh come on well
ex you were just here bro I know what
are you doing you can't be doing this
you can't be doing this all day D I need
to go back to San Diego okay so how is
that going to get you to San Diego
sitting on top
of it's not going to transform and drive
you there I you want us to just keep
coming out and giving you ATT the
original up
for so he up
here did he get trash passed last time
he was over here I have no clue I
haven't looked at the we were just here
maybe two hours ago yeah he said he's
been they took him to the West Side
shelter and then
how do you get back here then the bus so
we're going to take him to the hospital
well we picked him up we took him to the
hospital twice
yesterday so I don't know what's what's
going on but it's not working out
okay Jesus what was doing
this we
do DSA
because he's going hos just heard the
story The boyed W
nope decent
exposure or you can
do or you can do
it's F
because you guys are smart you're going
to use your ber I wash them every week
on B oh man I do
too all right Hector turn around for me
man you want
this can you put your bunny on real
quick you don't have to dip it but we
need you to put your bunny suit on
okay do you need help yes I do I take
shoes
on guys don't want to decontaminate
bumblebee you guys anything
else thank you so much yeah he just
wanted to see the hot firefighters is
what he says so I'm sure you again yeah
this is number four yeah I'm over heed
did you guys still need us to stand
by awesome thank
you come
on
party9
americ on the north side of
this Brewery
in color
on fire AFR there
earlier my sister stabbed me and have
I've been Suba to deify her against her
um June 8th at San Diego District
courthous I'm not
testifying that get my my is 90 lb 4 fo3
and that 90 lb German
mam B on my sister and my sister I can't
for my leg she has
20 stand for 4 and half hours for the
whole shotgun the whole ping ball gun
and tear got the house broke three
windows I walk out the road and there's
a robot in the house I ran back in my
room and I I don't know what to do I C
put the blankets over me and smoked more
weed and and then and then the dog came
in and [ __ ] dragged me out and I was
all
Veronica I don't think I can out be you
yeah [ __ ]
sh she com out of the room with a 6in
gutter knife that has a hook keep my
money and driver's license [ __ ] and
swings and the knife goes right in front
of my mom and I was oh [ __ ] not right
now I stand up Veronica I swear to God
if you [ __ ] stab mom or me I'm going
I'mma to bury you in the front yard and
then she turned knif to me and I was
like Mom this is your daughter get that
[ __ ] knife bronica I was like looking
around the room going what can I hit her
with yeah a water bottle
sit back down and I look down and I see
a knife go ouch and I no I did it was
like a paper cut and I go back she go
back to my mom and brona and I look down
and I'm the whole living room is puddled
in blood and cuz you you bleed a lot in
your foot right and I'm taking blood
thinners Z AL oh yeah so not let's get
you sh I almost BL out that's not good
they get you in time EMF shows up
rainbow what the why are you stabbed I I
want to see what SWAT does to my sister
rainbow no you're going to the
hospital you're going to die and I was
like no my sister is going to die and I
want to watch the SWAT team kill my
sister so I'm going
to dud I have never hit anybody in my
life I'm 47 years old I have never been
a fight I don't know how to fight you
want
fight out
I walked away from thousand of is my
girl you no you see that I'm in the
middle of circle and every was around me
yeah cuz I can break dance get down I
can break dance I can do the spider the
C KN at
255 160 up because it's all Po and do
the Rings hey you know what Mexico
doesn't have olym team right really cuz
all the ones that can run dump and swim
are already here
Mexican make tamali for Christmas they
have something to unwrap so the kids
have something to
unrap I like to unwrap those too why do
Mexicans have low
riders pick our
strawberries
112 and then we'll be
out way okay and then what are three
things you like that don't lie
little
kids drunk people and yoga pants yeah
you're not
wrong and this is for the guys how many
eyes does a black rooster
have how many two how many beaks does a
black rer have one how many feet does a
black rer have two how many wings do
black have two how many hairs does the
cat have how do you know so much about
black [ __ ] and nothing about
[ __ ] stop I W get your stuff R and put
your hand they left my inhaler last no I
put it in the bag no I can't come back
and get it they left I I'm pretty sure I
put it in the
bag I hav come back and get yeah I have
it all right just going roll up your
sleeves a little bit all
right why am I being hecho
so
rainbow I mean I mean h care yep you
sure sir why cuz right now you're going
to jail for incent exposure oh okay all
right wow three of those and you have to
for a a
seual uh uh so how was the view from up
there pretty cool
like 12 at 400 ft gr he can see I know
you ready yeah all right they have
towers that are 12200 ft you take an
elevator to the top get to the top and
there's nothing but clouds down Bel and
New York Texas Texas
yeah how do you like Peru you piece of
Peru was so [ __ ] sick he why the LI
but Elation you get the M DET and here
17,000 ft that's crazy Sol all
right hey and you guys don't have to use
rainbow stop foring rest n you're cool I
know but it it really could go the
opposite way
really but Carell Neil and Sanchez are
so [ __ ] cool
caribel who's caribel huh who's caribel
carbol oh carbol I never heard that way
car I start calling her
carabell hey no her nickname is carar
car bear I'll take it hey you Captain
Obvious and Lumberjack and rainbow
already met
rainbow oh shoot shoot it's Monday huh
PTC is not open
we going have to go to
NBC you
want Josh Josh Josh
Vega hey I got his first
name Josh is pretty cool they don't
usually give you your their first
name I give my first name but you read
Carol so that's what I gave you Alia
no try again no try again okay
hi
guys I think I know those guys do you I
don't know Jackson like cing me like he
knows
me c he might think you're cute I
would
me this is rainbow
rainbow AKA Hector you look so familiar
I know you're
[Laughter]
Rainbo yeah what are you
doing why were you back up on the
dress I'm over it
know I want those guys this is the
female side
man well I'm transgender female my
pronouns are her and
she you want we on thiss come over we'll
you over okay hey car yeah what's my
phone are her and she so I can still
yeah she can sit here we're good y
here I thought he was coming to take
our i r martinz
rainbow get back up there how many
pounds do I can't
keep you asked I can't make com I
can't you you got be cool we don't have
to put the Cuffs back on yeah okay so
you have to stay sitting down yeah I
know okay tell I'm just giving you the
warning is that from the stern num R
yeah ouch [ __ ] it hurts I'm I'm shallow
breathing put your thing on do you need
help yeah okay my gloves
on cuz it's inside out no got it got it
got no no no come help
you okay let's
see
help girl I got all the moves on the
Dance Floor I know you how did you get
back did you take the bus back
yeah hey the you take you out there it's
a [ __ ] show over there well then why
would you take open drug markers they're
smoking fet and all the
beds I'm over I'm leaving I would have
taken you somewhere else where I don't
know you have to pick you guys picked
are you Pi I did I did good shepherd we
did silver whatever and then TR is all
you ready for R side I'm now you take me
to the
hospital and I ran around for hospitals
and come twice and now I'm back yeah
guys that's by have a good one that's
Ruiz that's Ru hey Ruiz is going to
get Pablo Escobar okay Pablo
Escobar huh how do you spell your last
name Mary eeko Lima Echo Roger
orgasm and I have a oh Hector so I'm a
double
orgasm have you ever given a girl a
double orgasm
guys have you ever given a girl a double
orgasm yes or
no
no
nope sucks to be
you
CU who wants to
be where Bumble be
at pinky Care Bear PA Escobar
Martinez take
[ __ ]
Mar te is going to get Second Chance
second
chance he should have you know why cuz
you never get the first girl she's high
maintenance you always pick second one
first the worst second the best second
chance I am away
from who the initial caller was you
never going want to be number one cuz
just blow me at the
top I'm at the
top good for
you I'm power
top you guys take
it thank
I'm might have so much
fun all you guys on the third are going
to tuscanos and paying for your all you
can eat dinner and we're drinking room
temperature water
only no sodas no alcoholic beverages
room temperature water with squeeze of
lemon that's it and all you can eat meat
and then go back to work why are you
trying to make us not be able to run
when we have to chase someone girl I be
you I can beat you or your dash I don't
know about
that next time I see you on the street
we're race we're going to mark it off
and I beat you you ain't going to beat
me I'm the foot chase queen look if you
think you're the baddest person ever I
don't think I'm the
baddest P finish if you think you're the
baddest at whatever you're doing look
over your shoulder and you're going to
see me going I and pass you
up that's when I'll trip you
that's what drives me every day I turn
back and I see Sanchez bumblebee
pinky so I have San Diego PD unlocked I
don't ever go to jail I got Alber K
police in DJ exposure 2 Bumblebee
rainbow so
Phoenix and everything in
between is get nothing but the
love it's rainbow time in the age of
Aquarius 12 21
2021 oh we're [ __ ] we're coming in third
year 1221 2024 3 years ofus now uhhuh we
have
2,893 more years of a
cus that does not sound fair well the
dark side's gone they're done check time
to check out that's why Queen
Elizabeth's husband dead Queen
Elizabeth's
dead CU time to go home
bye thank you there's rainbow stuff
thank you so much you're
welcome squee there's a guy that came in
he's trying to do sign language and uh
T2 year she's she's 18 I'm come here
miss Cirus I bet you I'm older than you
are she I doubt it I'm Mom I'm 47 she's
like [ __ ] I'm 40
I was so do I have a chance she's all
probably she's this guy's already
thinking he's de you know how I know
she's off this is hungry this is I got
take a [ __ ] this
is [ __ ] and this is
what I don't know nice to meet you oh
that's cool how did you learn all that
I'm a professional signer you are yeah I
took American Sign Lang
two semesters
ago I started school in 5 days I started
school in 5 days in San Diego at gront
college for culinary art culinary art
entrepreneurship I'm in
my half half uh I got a year and a half
more too I think American Sign Language
120 Mexican SC art introduction to
accounting and H
yoga they didn't count that toward my
thing though I paper it's just a
elective elective yeah rainbow teaches
yoga yeah with a broken hip rainbow come
here you test B for hip pressure go to
the hospital what no wonder why my hip
hurts the adrenaline K went away and I
was like dud what is wrong my leg
stretch it out oh [ __ ] feels good give
here rainbow what your hip is broken oh
that's wrong with it [ __ ] hip fracture I
run in there police brutality that the
doctor slam me down and shot in the butt
oh you got the Sleepy juice cuz I'm
yelling PE fality sorry not cool man and
I F Fatality and your statute limitation
is 6 months really if you don't file
within 6 months you guys walk dang I
filed it 9 months I had all my [ __ ] I
have internal affairs and that's be
you're a victim of police brutality on
camera take it to the lawyers rainbow
you have such good evidence but you're 3
months too
late girl I got I got everything you do
got everything hey I want to go see
fluffy glas and Margaret show in comedy
together I think that [ __ ] would be so
hilarious I want to see but the number
one girl in social media and around the
world that I would imately put the on
finger is Chanel West Coast you like her
she her laugh is so
cool no I think it's only cuz she's
blonde like a chipmunk because she's
blonde exactly uhhuh she Sanchez
identical identical but Sanchez do laugh
like she laughs like
that and here's what's [ __ ] up I don't
have any top teeth and I can make make
everybody laugh yeah you can you're
pretty
funny oh here
comes here
comes the
boss be nice I know be nice car I was
thinking something like cool
like the runway gr up Victoria Secrets
okay I'll take it ask he can he runway
model for Victoria
Secret everybody's got cool things I
this is Pinky care and that's bumblebee
over there don't call me oh bumblebee
was over there that's
bumblebee that's a no
ass there's only got people in the group
that you
know Jared you need to change your pants
both things aren't doing you justice I
guess
yeah huh
doing nothing get get some of the fem
pants I look good get some yoga pants
they tell the truth right yeah no
ass hey I want to see you do hot
me I want to see you you do yoga with me
he so we're going to do hot yoga
Steakhouse and then I'm my base jump off
well the big building J up and pull the
parachute and play down the street and
then you guys to arrest me who want to
arrest do you I'm Bas jumping I think
you're cool I'm base jumping off the
building LC I have I have parachute
already you got it good to go yeah it's
one time pull if it don't pull I slide
on the street you're done yeah and you
guys are going pick me up with a shovel
in a bucket here go
rainbow I'll call the hot firefighter
guys for you the who the hot
firefighters the helped you off the
thing today I'm not hot you the one that
that you know yeah the one this morning
she we f up I'm sitting there coming to
and I see her and I'm all oh my God and
up bye guys and she walked away and she
turn around did she give you a look yeah
she did what the cuz when she show up in
the morning what' she
say there rainbow butt naked on
Bumblebee and that guyy running around
going you got M got
M the man was charged with one count of
indecent exposure and made a bunch of
friends in his arrest