No, I'm wear I am wearing contacts. >> Wait, you see this? I am wearing contacts. >> A Hooters's waitress is pulled over for suspicion of DUI. This is who police found. >> It seems like you are under the influence of something. >> Oh my god. I'm not going to drive. Not going to drive. >> But you were already driving. Problem. >> I was not. >> No, it wasn't. No, I was not. I mean, we stopped you in the middle of the room. >> No, you didn't. >> Yeah, we did. >> We're going to make out here. >> Okay. >> We're going to make out here. >> No, we are not. Here. Wait. Turn off the lights. Stop right there for me. >> Turn off. Turn off the lights. We're going to make out. >> Wait. Wait. Stay right there for me. >> Oh, it's my bed. It's my bad. >> Okay. Do you want to try this first exercise for me? >> I will do anything for you, daddy. >> God damn. >> All right. >> You in that suit. I'm anything for you. Why are you doing this to me? >> Because I want to give you >> You know, you know I'm drunk. So, you're going to drunk and then uh [ __ ] me up, right? >> Please. No. No. No. Here. You stay right there. >> Oh, >> you're going to tase me. >> No. Just hold on. You're going to tase me. You're going to tase me >> right there. Sophia, you're going to tase me hands off him. This is your phone number. >> Nope. It's blank. Hey, where's one umbrellas? >> Please wear contacts right now. >> Are you wearing contacts? >> No, I'm wearing glasses. >> No, I'm wear I am wearing contacts. >> Like, you see this? I am wearing contacts. >> I am wearing contacts. >> Sophia, >> you might have glasses, but I am wearing contacts. >> Everything that we do, >> don't be such a nerd, bro. >> Nerd. Anything we do is recorded and anybody can see that. Mom, dad, grandma, family. I just think I give a for a second. >> What your friend dick?