I have not committed a crime. I am not legally [music] obliged to identify myself. I'm not going to give it to you unless you can tell me a crime that I've committed. Per my civil rights that you're trying to violate by illegally detaining me right now. And what crime have I committed to be asking for my ID and detaining me illegally? >> We got a report that there was a domestic in progress. >> You're here. You see what's going on. Is there a domestic in progress and you're There's not? So I'm still illegally detained? >> Yes. >> Illegally detained. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you. For real. I'm proud of property. Let's figure it out. Um have I committed a crime? >> Yes, sir. >> What crime is that? Can you give me the RS statute? Go ahead and take me in then. Let's go. For real. Let's go. Yeah, when did I commit a crime? And you can prove that with reasonable articulable suspicion. Dude, I was a cop. I got this. A phone call isn't RAZ, my friend. You have to You have to have more than a phone call. You know that, right? I know you do. I'm not giving you anything. [music] You can take me to jail right now illegally after illegally detaining me if you'd like to. But I haven't committed a crime, sergeant. So you do not have legal right to obtain my identification. My illegal detainment has ended, sergeant? >> You are not detained any longer. >> Thank you for ending the illegal detainment that you just put me under, sergeant. [music] Don't come and illegally detain people anymore, sergeant.