A guy does everything he can to go to jail after he gets caught stealing soda from an airport burger joint. This is who police found. >> All right, guy. Listen, there's cameras all over the place. I'm going to ask you one more time. Did you take a cup from Burger 21? You came there. You asked for water. >> No, they just got water. >> I'm sorry. >> Got water and they wouldn't have >> Okay. All right. I >> So, so, so you got a So, you carried the water in your hand? >> I drank it from the fountain >> at Burger 21. >> I didn't get They didn't give me no cup. >> I didn't take no cup either. I went to the fountain. >> Manager of Burger 21 is identifying him as the person that took the cup. Just She said it's $3.75 for the cup. She gave you a water cup. That's >> I just got a water. >> I understand that, man. But you took it. I don't even have $3 in change. >> She'll get you'll get your change. 75 cents. You've got a 10. She will bring back your change. >> Passport this flight. >> Please proceed to gate 14. Okay. The cup is what cost. >> Okay. Sammy, let me tell you how this works. Okay. She offered you a water cup that was free. >> She didn't offer me. >> Okay. >> I asked for it and she said no. >> So, how the [ __ ] are you going to say no for water? Yeah. Well, first of all, we're not going to curse the wrong We're wrong. We're trying to work with you. We shouldn't even be having this conversation right here. It's three bucks. >> $3. You're about to You're going to go for $3 >> and.75. Yes. >> Yes, you are. She'll give you change. Give her the money and she'll give you the change. If you don't want to pay, we can do it the We can do it the hard way. Your option. >> [ __ ] no, [ __ ] The [ __ ] >> Okay, listen, man. Bring it down. >> I'm not going to trust you with my [ __ ] bro. Calm the [ __ ] down. the whole dollar. >> I said 375. >> You said $3. >> I said 375. Everything's recorded, sir. Stay up. >> Why don't you do it, Sam? [ __ ]