I'm trying to Uber home dude I'm not in
a good mood and it's and I know you got
your thing to do for I know I know you
do bro I know you do but I'm not thing
is you already drove here no I didn't
how do you know you watch
me dude I'm pared right
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here how is 56 an Albuquerque man
decided to walk out with a 12pack of
adult beverages without paying gas
station clerks documented the incident
and called the police a short time later
the man returned to try to steal more
beer for his day drinking Adventure the
getaway car was parked right next to
police come here don't reach in your
pockets turn around put your hands
behind your back that's the second time
I got his ass right now he put it
down hey
really why check in your pockets make
sure you don't have nothing in it that
one no it's
not have a seat right here bud
right there thank
you watch him for a second so I can get
his
49 what are you taking from in there no
never huh never that dad never bad what
ises that mean never no I'm I'm not a
thief so what are they what are they
accusing you of [ __ ] up I know right
down the road I'm right down the road
what are you talking about you sent
there
You' drank too much already too much too
much too much it's not okay cuz your
responses are kind of odd to me yeah
it's [ __ ] up yeah so you've been
drinking
today Dad Dad Dad I'm really confused on
what you're trying to say oh Dad I'm not
okay can I get an Uber home please what
do you why cuz I'm not feeling really
good today why because you know you
drink too much you know Dad you know I
mean I'm not okay what you call me dad
is that okay it's not okay
don't hit me don't hit
me so how much have you had to drink
today uh not enough clearly cuz I'm over
here sitting with you but well I get it
but how much is not enough can I please
Uber home can you answer my question
first yeah I will how much have you had
to drink today uh too much too much for
1:30 in the [ __ ] afternoon bro what
what would it be two months like a
bottle a beer yeah yeah to what yeah I I
haven't stoen nothing I haven't done
nothing I'm I'm not I'm not asking you
about that I'm asking you about what you
drank today not too much too much Dad
too much stop calling me Dad I'm not
your dad all right my
bad my
bad so were you drinking at your house
yeah at my cribby and then you at your
cribby at the crib yeah and then you
drink at your house and then you drove
over here to get more beer no you're not
going to get me to like do that isn't
this your car is it I don't know go
check it I don't know that's the car you
drove up in did is it you literally
parked right next to me might be might
be figure that out that's not my
job that's not my job bro why are you
making things complicated now bro I'm
trying to Uber home dude I'm not in a
good mood and it's [ __ ] up and I know
you got your thing to do for I know I
know you do bro I know you do but I'm
but the thing is you already drove here
no I didn't how do you know you watch
me dude I'm parked right here you're
parked right here your part's right
there that's not my car that was not
your
car is that your phone that's on your
car figure it out I don't know figure it
out I don't know I just want to make
things complicated today bro I'm trying
to Uber home I think we're past that I'm
trying to Uber home and I'm trying to go
home I'm not in a good mood bro I'm
sorry like all right let me ask you this
how did how did you get to the gas
station
then I'm here no I know but how did you
get here I don't know maybe in Uber
maybe someone brought me maybe you
brought me did you bring me I did not
you didn't okay then so what do you mean
then okay I'm right up the road bro my
crib is nicer than you I'm sure it's
nicer than your I'm sure it's not want
I'm sure if you're drinking at 11: in
the morning Coral it's not better than
mine I promise well you got a gate okay
you got a gate you type in the gate or
no you don't got no gate no dude I don't
live in ail Park you don't got no gate
you don't got no
gate good for you yeah that's okay how
did you how much you make how did you
get from your ni house to right here how
much you make 50 P how much did you get
50 piece oh no no you might make 65 with
the this one might make 65 with the
overtime okay you work your ass off I
could tell look at you I could tell you
work hard how did you get from your nice
house to hard you work hard you work
hard okay with the 4 Keys is full come
on okay you you're you work hard bro you
work hard and that's okay that's okay I
worked hard for a few years too that's
fine okay you got
bro n NADA NADA just let me go can I
Uber home is that okay you're going to
stay sitting right there okay my bad my
bad my bad dad stop calling me dad or
what we've already talked about that
what are you going to do I not your dad
do you train you don't train it don't
look like it you're standing too [ __ ]
it don't look like it okay you don't
train you don't train so how did you get
to this gas
station let's all rat on each other
that's okay how's that ratting on we
just want to know you're handsome thank
you I appreciate it you're handsome how'
you get to this location some straight
top I don't know I'm not sure I ubered
here Uber here you got so much more
patience than this guy bro what's your
name can can you please just take me
like so I can bail out tomorrow please
like I'm not in a good mood bro I'm so
sorry I'm not too sure what why they
stopped you I don't know either dude I
don't know either bro I don't know
either bro that's not my car I don't
know what he's doing like this is not
your car I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm
not sure
can you Uber me home Dad I'll Uber home
F like I'm not like this is too much
this is too much I'm
sorry is that your phone what time sorry
I said is that your phone my phone no
it's not phone
okay all right well let's just wait till
these guys do their thing I'm right up
the road I'm right up the road you know
what I mean like I'm not trying to like
ruin anyone's no right up the
road just let these guys do what they're
going to do and they'll figure out what
I'm not aggressive now you know what I
mean like if you're aggressive we would
have Cs on bad day it's been a bad day
you know me it's been a bad few days bro
like F I know I would love if I get Uber
home what do you mean by it's been a bad
two days I'm sorry what do you mean by
it's been a bad two days you know bro
you work this area bro I know but like
I'm not it's not okay it's not okay can
I stand up sorry I just continue sitting
for right now is it is it bothering you
to to sit a little bit my legs are
getting little cramped little
tight let's see what he has to say no no
no no like I'm not disrespectful bro I'm
not a thief I'm not a bom you know what
I mean but it's just like I wasn't
having a good day today and [ __ ] you I
got my paper ID on me that's why I pull
that [ __ ] full CU they haven't sent me a
real ID yet yeah but just [ __ ]
though I would love to Uber
home this just in
here he was in this I know where
we if I being arrested can we just like
de with like this right now or yeah
that's what we're going to work
on want to come stand up over
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here uh they did but I know I know how
you
guys get
back can I have that or no what's that
what am I doing
I getting lck up right now
okay make sure you don't have anything
back all
right you want to come over
here which car is yours I don't have a
car
Dad you didn't show up in a car no I
didn't dad I didn't Dad huh I would love
to Uber home if I can I would love to I
would love not to bother you guys no
more okay just real quick my uh partner
is going to explain to you some stuff
but you're going to go take you down
there real quick all right so we put
here in the f
one you want to sit down no no you're
going to stand so stand right
here like that no just stand right here
I'm just going to okay I'm just I'm giv
you some instructions thank you I just
want to make sure you're okay
no do you have anything you have any
problems you have any nothing nothing no
no never been violent nothing no do you
have any issues with with your eyes
seeing uh I I only got my glasses on I
took them off earlier but I can't see
too good but where's your glasses at he
took them off is it sunglasses or just
no actual glasses actual glasses yeah
actual glasses I would love to go home
okay no just I'm sorry just let me
finish what I need to do all right so
put your hands to your sides and your
feet together just like mine there you
go just keep them like
that all right with your eyes and your
only do not move your
head follow the tip of my finger
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okay I already fil no no just keep doing
it's not pass it's not passive
B so put your head down your chin down
where you can see my
okay just keep following with your
eyes I I need to keep following subject
they were supp to leave the property
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[Applause]
God I [ __ ] up already all right just
do just focus you're not messing up
you're you're doing fine all right so
put your head put your head back down
like Face Forward put your hands to your
side put your feet back
together put your hands back to your
sides I'm sorry Dad look just keep
focusing put your hands back to your
side there you go don't move your head
okay look at look with your eyes and
your eyes only except my finger okay
you got to follow my
finger dad I feel like 2 minutes ago can
we like and I'm really sorry and I'm
really sorry I don't mean to bother you
guys bro but
like I'm not going to do that like you
know what I mean I know no no I'm not
refusing but but but we don't need but
but we don't need to play this game you
know what I mean like I know what we're
on I know where we're on I know where
we're on I know where we're on that's
okay and you're a sweetheart you you
guys are sweetharts bro like like for
real like let him finish and you train
huh I see the qualifer yeah don't choke
me bro so you either you either do
follow what I'm telling you to do are
you going to do what I tell you to do or
you just going to or you don't want to
do it at all I'm going to be honest dad
you told me not to call you that no more
but I think
I'm just just lock me up bro I'm not
feeling good today I'm sorry I'm right
up the road just let me Uber home here's
the thing real quick are you going to
finish the test that my partner is
trying to give to you yes or no or are
you going to refuse to take the test now
I know what you're doing don't okay now
I know what you're doing okay spenca I
got you yeah take your hands out of your
pocket for me okay so you going to do
the test whatever you want you already
know I F that [ __ ] full just please
there's no pass or fell okay so you
either want please let me Uber please
you either want to do it or you don't I
don't want to do it okay that's
F I don't want
when I come
back he
go walks out remembers him
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par
yeah all man come this way appreciate
you thank
you you're a nice guy bro appreciate it
thank you which side right here yeah
just just stay right here come with me
this right
here so just face right here
yeah is this your wallet in here my
wallet yeah my ID
bro okay no
problem your keys getting arrest over
where'd you put your keys at my keys I'm
not too sure honestly where's your phone
at I'm not too sure find it it's all I
know go find it then no it's right there
I don't like your face bro it's okay you
don't have to [ __ ] come this way come
this way Walk This Way you probably got
so much power huh oh yeah Walk This Way
do it yeah I got it I got it right
thanks Dad
Dad
no seat quick
all right face me open your
mouth par of me just open your mouth so
I can see inside your see if you have
any I'm dehydrated I'll take it looking
you a LIF your
tongue lift it up
so I can see it a littleit higher so I
can see under
it put put your chin back I'm sorry I'm
so sorry Dad no no you're fine just be
keep your
tongue all
right
thanks
165 you start a
deprivation all right thank you so I'm
going to read something to you all right
thank you
on little big all right bigger is
better listen to me what I'm about to
are you listening yeah so listen to me
what I'm about to tell you is very
important you are under ARR for D I've
been all un intoxicated okay you
understand that yes sir the Mexico
implied consent act requires you to
submit a breath test to determine the
alcohol content of your blood after you
take our test you will have the right to
choose an additional independent test if
you choose to take this this this
additional independent test you have the
right to to a responsible opportunity to
arrange a physician a licensed nurse or
a laboratory technician or Tech
technologist who is employed by a
hospital or physician of your choice to
perform an additional chemical test the
cost of additional Comm test will be
paid by the law enforcement agency do
you agree to take our
test come on dad it's a yes or no
question do you agree to take the test
no no if no that's okay let's just roll
let minutes ago okay let me explain to
you what happens when you say no all
right I cannot force you to take our
test but if you refuse to you will L
stop shaking Dad I'm not shaking looks
like
it I'm not shaking now listen to me you
might take me right here with my [ __ ]
with the cuffs on full but like straight
period full stop shaking don't do
that that's crazy D okay listen to what
I'm telling you I cannot force you to
take our test but if you refuse you'll
lose your New Mexico driver's license or
non-resident oper operating privilege
for one year you're convicted in court
of driving while under the influence you
may also receive a greater sentence
because you refuse to be tested do you
understand love it you understand yes I
love it yes okay take me to where I need
to go bro please cuz I'm not in a good
mood bro I'll be out tomorrow like
please take me bro I'm not in a good
like what the [ __ ] are we even on right
now bro that's not even my quit F what
are we doing right now did that come up
to vento did did that [ __ ]
registration come up to V ask me a
question I'm not the one that reviewed
it okay okay then it didn't cuz that's
not my car bro okay I live like 2
minutes up the road
bro all right now you have the right to
remain silent or ask for an
attorney [ __ ] you how about that close
the door your right to speak to an
attorney or remain silent does not apply
to this required of Mexico law that you
take this test do you agree to be
tested stop shaking I'm not shaking
little
guy I'm not shaking yeah yeah it looks
like it get away from me bro you agre to
take the s or no get away from me yeah
the answer is yes no doggy doggy little
man your refuse to be tested okay
perfect don't hit me fool I'm not going
to hit you there's no reason to hit
you that's it
y hey that's not nice not you you're big
you training like tell these H these
homies are hoes I can
tell do you guys have him pulling up
what do you have him pulling up yeah
we're trying to get it right now okay
can I come her yeah
okay oh you now you want to see him yeah
I want to see him coming up now cuz he's
pretty he's pretty Under the Influence
I'd love to see him getting out of that
car oh okay you want to focus on that
first uh yes
and then we'll pull up the stolen items
and then you said he tried to take
12pack oh this one today this morning he
where you CCH your M right there at the
door so he was walking out with it yeah
saw oh you caught this one I was like
yeah [ __ ] you did this earlier
he said doing this you know there DA's
Prosecuting shoplifting now we don't
have to do officer prosecution anymore
really so we turn it over to them and
they go so that's pretty
awesome wait what what time about 12
10 I think it's been about there what
five minutes be tonight do uh 12 just do
12 or
121 you
can of course I know you would do it I
was making sure my text went through
it didn't say red so I didn't know if
you got
it just on the video make sure that he
didn't drink while inside here okay he
didn't he make
sure if we if we sit there and do DWI
they'll be like he drank inside of the
gas station okay and they have cameras
in the cave and so how how long was he
in here do you know like two like as
soon as I seen him he was in here for a
minute or two okay cuz he pulled up
while Isaac I think came to the bathroom
and then when he came back out he tried
getting we'll do the 47 but we just need
to make sure you know how plays out oh
absolutely thank you
sir
okay
yes love it when we
have
two yeah I know he parked right next to
you right yeah
temp thank you
man if you need to leave it I can get
it I got about 5 minutes
okay he came from the other side as well
I mean1
here thank you oh that's a beautiful
view that's Brazen right next to a pop
car just trying to write my reports my
service is working here
thinking about it like do I get down do
I
not oh good there's nobody in that
car perfect and then if we can get the
view where he comes in the
door go and talk me out at21
yeah I'll see you guys tomorrow
you need a clock R you
can you want that
one is that the one where he comes in
yeah you'll be able to see cuz then I'll
also be able to see him trying to leave
with it in the time frame that he was in
here so that'll be perfect
have to go
home
need you need to record him coming in
yeah I want to record him coming in so I
can get the time in addition to him
leaving sounds
good you guys parked up there I know
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tell my sergeant I'm going to find a
spot that I get internet and I ain't
moving show a car uh yes he pulls up in
that car gets out of he sits next to
your car for a minute and then he gets
out and walks in puts his hoodie up cuz
I think he'll when I walk by I don't
know if he's the one that almost hit me
with that door in the beer cave Poss
cuz you're in here then you go out there
and then he and then he walks out right
yeah he tries to walk out but they grab
the
AL cuz I think when I was walking by
over there someone almost like opened my
door there he is he comes
in yeah I got to ask sir excuse me sir
I'm so
sorry ready you drive off on the blue
yes he gets out with that exact outfit h
and everything so that is at 12:08 yeah
and then he goes into the beer cave for
a couple of minutes comes out tries to
walk
out and then he tells them you got me
this
time walk yeah
I don't even know how I realized
but a second so she's waiting for him
cuz I start walking up like he's not
really going to do
that and he smiles like he got me this
time I already walked up yeah back up
again so I could get his face in there
as he's putting it
down
yep per
yeah okay and then if you could check
the beer cave part so we could see that
he's the amount of time he's in there
and that he doesn't drink while he's in
there oh my
gosh that's cuz we're establishing like
his stuff
for DWI cool
R about
1207
there less than a minute perfect thank
you sir and then if you guys could find
uh your stuff from this morning for me
um him walking out with the tea and then
the cost of it and then we'll do that
too 1847
yeah if you can that would be awesome
and then if we can get it on there cuz
I'm going to charge him with the
shoplifting as
well is today the first day he's come in
and done this or you have multiple I I
don't know I don't recognize a guy has
he come in before I don't know thank you
I just know this morning he got okay but
if you find the video on this other one
from this morning let me know thank
you okay
dang you guys get to eat lunch
today dang I don't think I've ever seen
him
Eatza they all I can't have pizza
there's too many
carbs and I put my camera right in front
of it so and then we just refuse do
anything else he told Isaac he said how
much have you drink today and he said
too much way too much so and he did try
to get in the car he opened in the door
tried to get in and I said hey bud come
talk to me so I kind of beered him back
out um and I see him on the video he
pulls up sits in the car for a minute or
two I think he was contemplating should
I get out and then he makes a decision
to get out he walks in he walks past
where Isaac was coming out I think and
then he goes straight into the beer cave
grabs the alcohol comes straight out
catches him at the door he says Ah you
got me this time puts it down and then
walks out
and he kept calling Isaac dad he kept
calling his dad too
weird hey
Dad anything else on no he just checking
he just had a wall but I think
be yeah probably so oh it's on oh you
left it on y Oh I thought it was
my
maybe is it on no is that your car it
might be my car I can put in
the
oh watch move from back
there I think the keys No I'm trying to
see the keys are in here
somewhere I think he left it then he
left it phone on top of the
I'm just going to put it in there or you
want it