I walk up, she literally has a meth pipe sitting in between her lap. Hi. >> Hi. >> All right, so come That's all right. So, you sped up to about 60. It's only 45 and when you switch lane into that third lane, you got to make sure you use your turn signal. Okay? That way you know. Have a question for you. What was that wrapped in that little black thing right there? >> Um >> No? It's a meth pipe. I saw it. >> It was at this moment that she knew. >> Right there. So, it was sticking straight out. So, So, open that black handkerchief right there. I saw it. Literally, it was sitting right on your lap. >> This is all I have. >> Doesn't matter. When's the last time you smoked? >> Earlier this morning. >> Okay. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please, I just got out of jail. I just got out of jail. >> So, then if you just got out of jail, why are you smoking meth and driving? Why are you in possession of drug paraphernalia? All right, do me a favor. Let me see that little handkerchief thing. And then just let me see what did you get that way you don't break it. >> Right there. >> Okay. All right, hop out of the car for me for a second. We're just going to No, we're just going to talk back here. You have anything on you that you're not supposed to have? >> No. >> Okay. Is there anything in that car that's not supposed to be there? >> No. >> No? You on probation or parole or anything? All right, you don't have any warrants or anything, right? >> No, I don't. >> No? Okay, just hang tight right there for me. I walk up, she literally has a meth pipe sitting in between her lap. Literally, in plain view. I'm like, seriously? I was like, when'd you last smoke? This morning? >> Please. >> Okay. Well, you already know what's going on, okay? So, you and you continue to do what you do. So, how are we supposed to help you if you don't want to help yourself? >> I you can call my friend. She's I was going to go get her so that she could take me to treatment. Please don't take me to jail. >> It's Okay, let me find it. Please don't take me to jail. >> What's your friend's phone number? >> Please. Please. Please. >> No, we're going to do some some uh field sobriety testing. >> Okay. >> And then you walk over here for me. All right. >> so bad. >> That's okay. I'm not looking for nervousness. I'm looking for clues of impairment, okay? >> Okay. >> Um have you ever been arrested for a DUI before? >> No. >> Okay. Have you ever been processed for a DUI like doing these field sobriety tests? >> No. >> No? Okay. So, I'm going to give you five tests. Uh before we get started, do you have any medical problems I need to know about? >> Um I do have back issues. >> All right. Well, I have four bulging discs in my back right now, so uh we'll get through this together, okay? Perfect. So, when I tell you to, you're going to close your eyes, you're going to tilt your head backwards, you're going to think of 30 seconds. >> You think 30 seconds? >> Yep. Once you think 30 seconds has passed, bring your head back forward, open your eyes, and say stop. So, I tell you when to start, you tell me when to stop once you reach those 30 seconds in your head. All right. So, go and close your eyes, tilt your head back, and begin. Okay, I'm assuming that meant stop. >> Oh, I but I don't know if that was 30 seconds. >> I I don't know. You You put your head down, so I'm assuming that meant stop. >> I I I I don't know. I I I can't >> Was that 30 seconds to you? >> Yeah. >> It was? Okay. >> [laughter] >> That's all I wanted to know. All right. So, in that same position that you're in right there, just put your hands down like this and make fists. Now, you can put your pointer your index fingers down, and now roll your wrists like this. Perfect. That will be your starting position for the next one, okay? >> Okay. >> So, what you'll do is when I tell you to, you'll close your eyes, you'll tilt your head backwards, you'll um and then I'm going to give you a command left or right, okay? >> Okay. >> So, from that position, if I say left, you'll come up, take the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose, and then just go right back down. >> With my head tilted back? >> Yep, with your head tilted back and your eyes closed, okay? All right. Go and close your eyes and tilt your head back. And we're going to go left. Right. Left. All right. You can relax. >> I'm sorry. >> I said you can relax. Okay. So, go and stand right there and face that direction for me. Do you have any issues with walking in those flip-flops? >> Well, sometimes. >> Sometimes? Okay. So, we'll give it a old college try here and we'll see how it goes, okay? All right, so what I want you to do is imagine there's a line from your left foot extending all the way down the sidewalk right here in front of you, okay? Since your left foot is on the line, I'm going to have you put your right foot, yep, right foot in front of your left. >> Right. >> Yep. And then put your hands down at your side. Now, stay like that and don't move from there until I give you further instructions. Do you understand? Do you understand? >> Yeah. >> All right, so when I tell you to, you're going to take nine heel-to-toe steps touching heel-to-toe on each step. So, when you get to number nine, whatever lead foot you have planted, you'll take a series of short choppy steps, get back on the line and then take nine heel-to-toe steps back down the line. Cool? I'm going to show you first, okay? So, this is the position you're in now, this is what you're going to do. One, two, three, all the way to nine, simulating that's my ninth step, short choppy step. >> I can't do this sober very well. >> Well, I'm doing it right now with four bolts in this in my back, so you should be able to, I promise. All right? All right, go ahead and begin. >> Hands. Three, I'm sorry, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. You think I can do that? >> Yep. >> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. >> All right. So, for the last maneuver, you're going to choose either foot that you want. With whichever foot you use, you're going to lift that foot off the ground 6 in and point your toe forward keeping it parallel with the ground. You'll look at that foot and count out loud 1,001, 1,002, 1,003 and so on until I tell you to stop, okay? All right, raising your right foot, go ahead and begin. Remember to look down at your foot. >> Oh. >> Look [laughter] at that. >> Oh, I'm sorry. That's okay. So, here's what I'm going to tell you. I firmly believe that you were probably smoking within the last hour or so, would be my assumption. Would that be pretty much accurate? Okay. Okay. So, well here's my question to you. Why would you have your your pipe and your torch laying right there and No. Okay. So, here's what's going to happen. You are going to be placed under arrest for DUI because you are not Ma'am, you are showing multiple clues of impairment, okay? So, you are It's okay. No, your car's going to get towed. I can drop the dog off. Is that dog going to bite somebody? No. Sweet, that dog's been barking at me the whole time I walked up there. All right, so now that you're going to be in handcuffs, you do have the right to remain silent. So, state law says that I can search your car now, okay, because you are placed under arrest for DUI. So, I'm going to ask you one more time, is there anything in your car that I need to know about that's illegal? But, I'm assuming you have some methamphetamine in there? No? So, where was the meth that you were going to hit? Just whatever you had left in your pipe? Okay. So, you have nothing in that car that's illegal I need to know about right now. You don't think so? If there was, what would be in there? Tin foil? Okay. Is there any fentanyl in there I need to know about? No? When's the last time you used fentanyl? So, why do you have tin foil? So, when's the last When's the last time you used heroin? You used heroin this morning, too? Okay. Well, you can't I know, but you you can't smoke meth and drive down the road, okay? All right. I'm going to turn the air conditioner on for you. Hang tight. Hey, your your mom can't be smoking meth and driving. Yeah. So, did she smoke fentanyl this morning, too? Or not fentanyl, BUT HEROIN, YEAH? OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. LITTLE BLACK TAR. >> IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU mama's driving around impaired, huh? Huh. It's not okay. Not okay, is it?