How you doing? >> Uh, not so good now. >> Well, you're under arrest. You passed me at 100. >> You passed me at 100 miles an hour. Yeah. So, you're under arrest for criminal speed. I'm just going to decide if I can book you into jail or not. >> So, well, I mean, that's that's that's what you get. So, you have registration paperwork, current proof insurance, and your driver's license. So, I'm Deputy Slope. I work for the Pan County Sheriff's Office traffic unit. >> I'm sorry. >> You only Sorry you got caught. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah. >> Well, at least we're on the same page. >> Yeah. What what in God's name would make you go 100 miles an hour on one of the most dangerous roads in Panol County? >> I didn't even realize I was going out. Just frustrated, but that one guy kept slowing down speed, slowing down, speed, slowing down. Why is he slowing down speed up and I just like wanted to get out of everybody's like spaced where I can't get in. kind of like and just get around everybody and get out of the way. You know what I mean? That was it. That's >> right. That insurance is good. I'll give that one back to you. You're going to receive a criminal citation for exceeding 85 mph on any highway in the state of Arizona. Anytime you're over 85 anywhere in the state, the state says, "Hey, that's criminal. It's just too fast." So, especially since you're in a 50 mph zone, I locked you in at 99. Um I saw you at 100. I just couldn't lock my little button fast enough. Um, so you have a mandatory court date and you'll say, "Your honor, >> got me. >> He got me. My fault. >> He's in an unmarked car. He's super sneaky today. He's a super secret squirrel." >> Um, you know, and he got me. >> Uh, so that's your assigned date and time. Just need your signature there. All that says is, "Yep, you promised to appear." >> Okay, >> there we go. Right on the line right there. >> Nobody's going to kick my butt when I get home. >> That's what wives do. That's why I don't have one >> because she uh she traffic and transportation and all that stuff. So she >> Oh yeah, that'll >> Well, that's >> Yeah. And you know what? That puts her on the mountain of right. You're in the Valley of Wrong, my friend. >> I thought you were Officer Frank. I'm like, "Oh, don't tell me that." >> Yeah, >> she watches it all the time. >> She does. >> Yeah. Show her that ticket. Say, "Look at this guy." >> So, what's that guy's last name? >> What's that? >> What's that guy? That Frank guy's last name. Uh uh Officer Frank, he's on YouTube. It's >> not YouTube. >> Is it Slope? >> Uh I forget what his name was. >> I forget to be honest with you. But they watch it. >> You got to You got rearview mirror there, right? >> Look backwards. >> See that guy? >> Cuz that guy is me. >> Oh, is it you? >> It is me. >> You are officer Frank. >> It's me. >> I'm Deputy. I'm Deputy Frank. >> Okay. You just going to kick my >> Well, but hey, at least you got my name on a piece of paper. I mean, there's that. Yeah. That and $150 will get you a hot dog at Costco. >> Absolutely, man. Thanks for being so cordial. You slow down. You drive safe today.