hello Hi how are you good we're just
coming home like we just had like a
brunch and hung out okay yeah I was
checking to see where his hands
were you good over there okay everybody
have idas on them
yeah yeah we're just
like like hanging like we were at um
that
where well we were where y coming from
right now we were coming from um The
Blind Pig like doing a a brunch where
she works like a oh she works there yeah
yes sir okay can I get your ID yeah I
have mine I don't know if you right now
she works there and we had a baby shower
like
Dora do you know Dora I don't know Dora
where's your car ke at
um in my first but it's like a push
start where's your car key at though um
in here okay can you take it out for me
please of course right here all right
thank you I'm just going to sit it right
here okay
course let's hang tight for
me all right so I'll be back with in a
minute I don't know if I told you why I
stopped you but I stopped you because
you were failing to maintain Lane okay
you were in and out of your lane about
at least about six times if not more
than that before I even stopped you
before I even turned my uh lights on
behind you um you had anything to drink
today no nothing I mean we went to Bruns
and we were 24 like we were fine we went
to brunch like we literally went to one
of our co-workers house like she had a
baby shower and we had like a mimosa
that's it and like I was just like
playing music and we were all hanging
out and I was just driving them back
like literally their house
is and I
live my hband why didn't you stopped
when I was telling you to stop what why
didn't you stop when I was telling you
to stop I literally had to come up well
I didn't like I I had the music on
because we were were like trying like I
didn't like I was just playing did you
see me behind you um when yes I did okay
so what did you do when you see blue
lights behind you so then I stopped oh
you didn't stop until I came up and I
was literally sorry about that because I
didn't like okay so my question was what
do you do when blue lights are behind
you you stopped okay yes sir so why
didn't you stop when the blue lights
were behind you um I I didn't notice I'm
sorry sir okay can you roll down the
back window yeah or maybe I don't know
if you'll be able to roll it down now
that the key is out I got the key back
there so don't worry about it oh well no
if you want to open it up open it up no
that that's fine we'll leave it like
that for right now if you would take
your seat belt off and yes sir I just
want you to just come step out of the
car for me yes
sir all right just stand right there for
me yes
sir sorry about that like I
just
uh let me see if you can sit on the no
it I can open it
okay if you would just just rest up
against the car right here yeah yeah
just have a seat there if you don't mind
okay thank
you all
right where you guys coming coming from
oh I like
literally we went to a baby shower baby
shower
literally no not too um excited
honestly um
but how was your Sunday sweating I know
it's like I work
at and like it was so hot like we leave
like the back door opening right and
like um I worked yesterday was like like
you can tell that it's
definitely like I kind of bitched about
it being so cool oh yeah yeah but then
it gets warm I'm like hot I forget how
hot it is y
but it
really
yeah there goes
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the what is that that's kind of scary
they do it all the time really
yeah they do that like all the
time did they not get like in trouble
all the time we catch them but you can't
really catch
them that's so crazy yeah there's only
so much you can do exactly
like it's like one of those things is
like you
can you can do
this oh you're good sit right
there but yeah you can only do so much
it's like but like when they're doing
that oh they can hit the dirt trails and
stuff like that can hit some pedestrian
on the that's what's going to happen to
them sooner or later
like I literally like I had someone that
I went to high school with it's really
sad his name
was so
I'm my parents
are but who is in the back what who's in
the back seat no one he's just in there
look no there's somebody back
here yeah you just hang on back here
okay who's
that yeah oh that's my friend I think
they put her back
there dude just shut up like
stop um but yeah so my dad
like always does that but like it's like
kind of scary to see like how people
react on the road because he does a lot
of like like rid Harley and stuff like
that like really kind of like
scary I'm
like yep I had a buddy lose his leg
really somebody hit him right on the
side of motorcyc I know it's like scary
and that's what I always tell my dad
because what's just stay hey ma'am ma'am
ma'am oh oh sorry stand
right
nobody's no I didn't say you were in
trouble just stop Le I know but Lanna
shut up shut up dude come here stand D
the last time I had a GU are you doing
shut
up this is
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not
I'm
huh just hold
on beer who beer on the back on the
floor what whose beer cases of
beer oh like just to the house no these
beer who are these on let me look oh
yeah that was to take to my house I said
who me is it yours yeah to take to my
house I'm just asking who is yeah that's
mine but they're not
open I want to the grocery
so those are my friends like my
husband's at the house right like those
are that's my best friend I'm just
saying and when that's her friend the
guy
yeah they're not married but my husband
is legit at the
house
like
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just I don't know
they're
arguing I don't know that will that have
to I don't have no
clue that
nothing
so his baby shower
wasn't and I used to work there for
years and then long story short short I
work have you seen that drive it's right
by
like yeah I'm a hairstylist there but so
I used to work for like years right um
and so they're really good to me
like like he's the owner of all of that
he's really awesome really good um Lanna
is one of my best friends um she's a
manager yeah I got mhm
um so and then Dora takes over all the
books and all of that so we had a baby
show okay so like where does he work uh
he
worked um where like if something
happens with the equipment and he needs
to fix it okay like he's kind of like on
standby if like something goes wrong
okay
but that's I mean I love
her I'm trying to
see
yep
there white little bugs all
around
huh there's hardly anybody
out so there's hardly anybody out
doesn't matter
what you
need hold on one second
okay
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H Hi how are you good how are you good
I'm he wanted to get his Vape out of the
front I told him to wait what I went to
a baby shower like legit like got yeah
okay would you be okay to do some f
Sprat exercises and make sure I will but
I won't blow okay that's fine yeah okay
cool uh you mind if I take a look at
your eyes yeah okay do you wear contacts
or glasses I do wear glasses you wear
glasses are they required for you to
drive um I me going hit you up I mean
it's
like7 whatever does that matter no no
give me just a second I'm just going to
make sure everybody turn off I like
canot see far away
okay okay that's the
thing up close I can you see up close
yeah yeah but like far away like really
far yeah yeah yeah you
oh is that
bad huh that
bad you want me to turn them
off
they're backwards oh no they're not
they're front yeah you hit the back for
the front to turn
off they wired it wrong no they didn't
they did that's how it's supposed to be
right no like if you H the front the
front's supposed to turn on hey I
wouldn't have known if they were
supposed to yeah yeah
okay so if you don't mind like standing
like right here facing towards me and
you put your feet together arms down to
your side
right got to catch my breath I've been
doing too much walking today all right
I've done a lot of cardio today to it's
like brutal gotcha so I'm going to
illuminate this red stylus I just need
you to follow it with your eyes and your
eyes only I'm going to move it around
just don't move your head okay so you're
just going to track it with your
eyeballs got you
okay
make sure you're following that with
your eyes
okay
you looking at it oh way over there my
eyes are dry as hell I guess you can
blink as much as you need to oh my
God it's like really yep over there to
the
left
somebody com
here
all right same thing just up and down
okay
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all
right why is it when my eyes are dry
what's up my eyes are dry oh I got you
all right so go ahead and turn this way
and just go ahead and put your feet
together arms down to your side for me
I'm going to stand this way just so I
can demonstrate for you okay I made you
go along the hill that way we're not
going down and up the hill that way you
can have some better chance of walking
okay so what we're going to do is just
listen to every instruction I give you
real close carefully okay don't start
until I tell you to begin and uh after
you've started don't stop okay so what
I'm going to have you do feet together
arms down to your side put your arms
down to your side for me thank you all
right so what you're going to do is
you're going to imagine a line on the
ground in front of you it's a straight
line okay go ahead and place your left
foot on that
line all right now place your right foot
in front of your left foot and just stay
like that for me okay like this well
nope not just yet that was that don't
start until I tell you to that's all
right so feet together arms down your
side okay just place your left foot on
that line now place your right foot heel
the toe in front of your left foot and
just stay like that for me okay so what
I'm going to have you do is from that
position you're going to take so go
ahead get back in that
position right so left foot on the line
right foot in front of your left foot
and just stay right there for me okay
okay so from that position yes ma'am
from that position you're going to take
nine Heel To Toe steps along that line
just like this don't start until I tell
you to but just watch me okay
one two yeah three yeah heel the toe and
then you're going to go up to nine and
then once you get to nine you're going
to Pivot off of the lead foot with a
small series of steps just like this and
you're going to turn back off that lead
foot well not pivot but a small series
of steps okay okay and then from that
place you're going to return with
another nine Heel To Toe steps back to
where you started one 2 3 so on and so
forth until you reach nine okay so I
just did three just to show you but I'm
going to have you do nine yes ma'am so
from so try and get back in pos position
that I told you to so left foot on the
line right foot in front of your left
foot just stay like that for me just
just stay uh yep okay so just from right
there you're going to keep your arms
down to your side you're going to take
those nine Heel To Toe steps along that
line like a but it's do you want to do
it down the slant I don't really care
you want to do it on the sidewalk I
really don't the sidewalk LW yeah we can
do it up on the sidewalk I mean whatever
y'all think I don't really so it's up to
you the sidewalk is level ground so
that'll work so don't yeah keep your
arms down your side though all right so
from right there you're going well hang
on hang on just a sec don't don't start
just yet put my left foot out yeah so
put your left foot on the line now place
your right foot in front of your left
foot he toe all right so keep your arms
down to your side for me so you're going
to go ahead and do those steps that I
demonstrated for you you're going to
count them out loud for me look down at
your while you do it and don't use your
arms for balance okay I turn around and
do the thing yes ma'am yep and don't
stop after you've started okay count the
steps out loud for me look down at your
toe keep your arms down to your side
don't use them for balance okay try not
to grab onto the wall either okay you
understand the instructions yes sir all
right go ahead and
again one 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9
1
2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 okay thank you very much all
right so we can stay up there on on the
level ground if you'd like um give me
just a second I just got to grab my cell
phone
okay just doing series test make sure
you set to
drive I don't
know I love huh I don't know I I feel
like I like you give
you he I'm a little sweaty for that I
was out directed traffic all
dayut all y'all need a haircut I do need
haircut I
work haircut okay uh so from right there
um you want to take like one step back
just so we're not like on the ledge not
against the wall though just yeah just
like right there yeah that's perfect so
what I'm going to have you do is feet
together arms down to your side when I
tell you to begin you're going to take a
foot of your choice either left or right
and you're going to lift it 6 in off the
ground and point your toe outwards like
this and you're going to count 10001
1002 1003 so on and so forth until I
tell you to stop
okay you understand the instructions
yeah okay so just keep your arms down to
your side don't be hopping around try
not to sway around and don't use your
arms for balance okay do you understand
the instructions yeah all right you
ready to begin yes all right whenever
you're
ready count out loud for me 1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8
9
10
11
12
13
14
that's really hard for like I got you I
mean i a a ballerina like I'm not trying
to be okay you're good uh
okay what's up let me try again you want
to try again okay all right that's fine
let try one more time sure so what but I
really am not that's right so feet
together arms down your side give me
just a
second all right you ready to begin yeah
go
ahead count out loud for me do I have to
count yes ma'am one two
3
4
5 6
7
8 all right thank you okay 's
see it's hard to like stand on the it's
all right uh so put your feet together
on down your side I'm going to do a
little thing with the pen again I'm
going to start up here and I'm going to
do a little circle around your face I'm
going to come in towards the bridge of
your nose I'm not going to touch your
nose though not going to give you a
little boot uh but I'm going to come
close to your nose all right well I'm
going to come close to your nose but I'm
not going to touch it okay so just
follow that with your eyes your eyes
only don't move your head
okay
right thank
you okay uh for this next one's super
super easy all I need to do feet
together arms down to your side you're
going to tilt your head back and you're
going to close your eyes when I tell you
to and I'm just going to have you
estimate the passing of 30 seconds
whenever you say go okay and then once
once you're done with 30 seconds you
just tilt your head forward open your
eyes and say I'm done okay okay so go
ahead and til your head back close your
eyes and do you understand the
instructions yes 30 seconds I got that
yeah you're just going to estimate the
passing in 30 seconds okay go ahead and
take your head back close your eyes and
then whenever you say go we'll start
go
done I have like I do hair dude it's
like 5 minutes I got to check your foils
girl like I have a 5 minute time block
so good sense of time don't sorry about
it oh you you're good okay I do all
right was that good yeah I mean you
estim made 30 seconds so that's good
okay okay um I'm be straight with you
okay just you need to turn around yeah
yes ma'am what you're you're under
arrest right now
okay go ahead and place your hands
behind your back put your palms against
each
other put your palms up against each
other you want M or you want me I got
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you
all right well right now you already
being Plus nous for driving on influence
alcohol
okay let's go ahead and walk back over
to my car
okay on my car on the right over there
I don't think you have any pockets on
you
do just go ahead and put your belly up
against here for me you you don't have
any pockets on you or anything like that
no I'm just going use the back of my
hand to sweep along your waistband just
make
sure all
right do you want your purse and your
phone where's your purse
at
it's it is it in the front
seat I feel like it's what color is it
it's it's like hippy looking like just
okay you just got your cell phone in
there it's going to have phone listen
it's going to have phone numbers in
there for you to make your phone call
okay I'm so embarrassed it's okay so
let's sit I'm going to grab your purse
okay so just you're good you're good
just take a seat for me okay
huh what's
up I'm not saying anything okay I didn't
know if you were trying to talk to me or
not no all right um so I just got to
read you something okay Melissa how old
are
you how old are
you
huh 31 31 okay all right Melissa the
state of Georgia has conditioner
privilege to drive upon the highways of
the state upon your submission to State
administered chemical tests of your
blood breath urine or other bodily
substances for the purpose of
determining if you are under the
influence of alcohol or drugs if you
refuse this testing your Georgia
driver's license or privilege to drive
on the highways of the state will be
suspended for a minimum period of 1 year
I will not your refusal to submit to
blood or urine testing may be offered
into evidence against you at trial I
will not if you submit to testing and
results indicate an alcohol
concentration of 0.08 G or more your
Georgia driver's license or privilege to
drive on the highways the state may be
suspended for a minimum period of 1 year
after first submitting to the requested
state test you're entitled to additional
chemical tests of your blood breath
urine or other bodily substances at your
own expense and from qualified Personnel
of your own choosing will you submit to
the state administ chemical test of your
breath no it's a yes or no no okay I I
just got to ask okay I'm read one more
time okay no I I have to so the state of
Georgia has conditioned your privilege
to drive upon the highways of the state
upon on your submission to State
administered chemical tests of your
blood breath urine or other bodily
substances for the purpose of
determining if you are under the
influence of alcohol or drugs Lally
ruining my if you refuse this testing
your Georgia driver's license or
privilege to drive on the highways
estate will be suspended for a minimum
period of one year your refusal to
submit to blood or urine testing may be
offered into evidence against you at
trial if you submit to testing and the
results indicate alcohol concentration
of 0.08 G or more your Georgia driver's
license or privilege to drive on the
highways of the state May may be
suspended for a minimum period of one
year after first submitting to the
requested state test you're entitled to
additional chemical tests of your blood
breath urine or other bodily substances
at your own expense and from qualified
Personnel of your own choosing will you
submit to the state administered
chemical test of your blood no okay
thank you ma'am this is your purse
correct it
is I mean I don't really at this
does it really [ __ ] yes because
you'll need the phone number unless you
know by heart I know my husband's number
okay all right well you want this to go
with you then I would like it yes and I
would like for you to see if my phone's
in my go I did where else will it be I
can please okay you're literally
ruining all right Melissa you have the
right to remain silent anything you say
can will be is against you in a court of
law you have the right to talk to a
lawyer and have him or her present with
you while you're being questioned if you
cannot afford to hire a lawyer one will
be appointed to represent you before any
questioning if you wish you can decide
at any time to exercise these rights and
not answer any questions or make any
statements do you understand these
rights yeah okay do you want to talk to
me no what was
that no
okay is there enough AC in there for you
no all right do you want me to turn it
up
y get this
okay I'll take
it yeah it's coming with us give us just
a second I don't know she might have
left the phone was Lind Pig they checked
it not in here all
right unless I missed a pocket or
something I miss there was one pocket
that had money in it but I didn't see
phone
yeah your cell phone's not in here did
you leave it at the Blind Pig you okay I
can't do you think I really can think
right now like I can't hey I'm just
asking cuz I want you to have yourself I
know you're trying to be nice I get it
I'm being as nice as I can like I really
appreciate it I know y'all are doing
what you need but you also got to
realize that I've never done this ever
in my life and this is so I get you
Learning lesson that's it like my dad is
so it's a learning lesson no it's well
you're you're alive exactly so that that
is the absolute best outcome I'm 31
years old well I just worked one right
before this and the guy smashed into a
tree so I'm glad that that's not the
case for you so let's um
the huh I [ __ ] hate all right I'm
going to go ahead and try and speed this
process up so you're not sitting here
all night okay please all right you want
a buckler in you want your seat belt on
no okay all
right
get um know HB do y'all know her
husband's phone
number he hasn't answered for you guys
yes he's on the way we have a ride on
the way I I didn't I didn't hear that no
that's that's not what I'm talking
about
that you I'm not I'm not arguing or
yelling with you way I'm so sorry you
had to come out here and do this you're
good I'm asking is if somebody can get
this car cuz I don't want to tow it that
I can't help you with um I want to maybe
tomorrow I I don't know that might have
to sit there okay we don't really have
anyone that we know that we y'all
haven't talked to her husband at all I
have we might tomorrow the right way to
go um if you could give us the key to it
no I'm not going to say that if you
could give us the key to that car we can
tow it tomorrow baby baby I need you to
sit down and stop like we have too much
going for us I need you to act well we
can tow the car off tomorrow but not
tonight that car is going to have to sit
there we're going to have to tell it
then um that's okay we can't help you
what's up I got you I got you whenever
you want to talk when sh gone I got you
okay are you guys good yeah I mean I
wish we could I've been through this
though we we've both been through this L
don't play this game I know I wish we
could help you but no it's okay I just
want to make sure cuz I was trying to
help her so I don't have to to the car
we want but we don't really have anyone
that we yeah I get
you well yeah I don't want you guys to
move it at all I was just asking if you
guys had somebody that could come get it
but that's okay um we're just going to
have to tell it get it but we could
actually have someone come get it if you
can actually wait 5 minutes you have
somebody can you call this comeing to
get us if she could maybe like drive it
home we literally live right on that
other Street I don't know I don't know
if it would save for a lot of trouble
yeah
sorry I really don't know I don't know
how inconvenient it's going to be for to
get that um yeah that's all right uh
we'll we'll probably just end up Towing
it just to be on the safer side um but
uh I appreciate it y'all I'm not trying
to hit nobody up ruin nobody's day or
anything like that it's just it it sucks
but I mean it is what it is I'm glad y
all are safe and nobody got no car acent
or anything like that it's best outcome
so all right thank you guys
absolutely what's that there something
else huh were you talking about
something else on the radio I didn't
hear it oh I talk about
at um we'll do next line cuz they don't
have contact with her husband or said
that's not the right way to go or
something like that so I don't know
what's going on there but I ain't going
to dabble yeah what was was which one
was what's her name Anders I think
that's yeah that's her this is okay yeah
this is Melissa all right and you have
theirs
yeah yeah I'll give them back okay so he
knows when I can you know when I can
bail her out
right you know when I can baild her out
yeah I'm I'm the arres officer so so
what what do I need to know you know if
she's been arrested for dii before she's
never okay then she can get out tonight
tonight yeah okay uh she'll have to post
bail uh you're that is all right David
yeah thank you yes ma'am okay so we can
get them out tonight yeah um it'll be
probably a few hours um but she'll have
to post bail and then she'll be good to
go does she have your phone number yes
we don't have her phone that's that's my
ride does she does she know your number
by heart do you think you want do you
want to write it down for me David come
here we're leaving K's here she gave us
our ID's back yeah oh yeah
yeah he just gave
it it's okay yeah everybody's good can I
write down one of y'all number you my
name no he's in a respectful as spot I
know he's numbers for okay but David
priest but this is not what we dealt
with last time David priest yeah what's
your
number yes sir I'm sorry no you get me
it is what it is no it's we got to no
it's not I never live in Georgia I moved
here 2 years ago and like I I fell in
love with this girl at some [ __ ] at the
end of the day you have to get your [ __ ]
right you know whether you're the right
the wrong at the end day you to accept
responsibility we've both been the wrong
I've been arrested I have but I
responsibility bro unless it's like it's
biggest thing um but I'm just glad
everybody's alive everybody's okay I too
and and and I thank you I'm sorry for
being no worries I mean I'm sorry I
really am I know how big of a dick that
is to deal with
oh it's my specialty huh
yeah right helping baby thank you got it
we got it relax relax yeah I'm still
pled in you're
welcome I know I'm trying to I am
relaxed I am relaxed not I'm relaxed no
you're not if I was you guys i' trying
to swing by that no you're not relaxed
yes I am you're going to home going I am
home be AOC in the morning baby I hey I
love you I'm going to get you
out dude just get the [ __ ] off of me
like get me the [ __ ] out dude get all
right I'm sorry no man you guys are good
just we'll see you guys you have a good
one man yep you as well thank you let uh
we got
you
I got a
window hey just take a deep breath I
don't want your
hyperventilating
Melissa just take a deep
breath
you [ __ ] my
life
dispatch has
been you got to take a deep breath
you're going to pass
out just
breathe has
up Melissa you got slow your
breathing disch has
up
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Central Primary it's signal one 1095 and
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female beginning mileage when you're
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my no I don't no I don't I
don't I don't
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this match has
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understand
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5 we're going to get a
divorce my parents are going to [ __ ]
hate me this is
so
please for the Mila literally just ru
my
yes
ma'
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this is like my [ __ ] life I just want
to [ __ ]
die my
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like in my nose is like this is so
embarrassing
hey what you got I got one
female you're not going to like wipe my
nose I don't have anything to wipe your
nose right now give me just a second
I'll help you out when we get
out I'll see if I got a napkin or
something come on dude you know who the
[ __ ] I am I have no idea who you are
you're from wone I'm
not I'm from
Florida not con oh but my nose is
[ __ ] running and I literally want to
die because my dad will literally murder
me he FES this h i will wipe your nose
off for you and my dad will literally
kill me I'm 31 I got to [ __ ] go to
work in the
morning like God damn
it
so I don't want you to
leave you don't want me to leave
why because I don't want
to I don't even know what I've
never I I got you I've never done this
before I get you you ain't going to be
in here for long you've never had a du
so I don't even know no I'm telling you
you're not going to be in here for long
I don't you'll be in here for a few
hours and then I will'll let you
out
give me just a second I just got to do
some paperwork real quick and get want
to like die right now like I'm not even
[ __ ] with you okay well I kind of
do was so
F I was already
sad I get you really really like I think
this definitely like this might send my
marriage into a really downward spir why
do you say that thank you because um we
were already like having a little issues
and then
now what do you know so I I get you
awesome this is like the perfect way
that I wanted that in it so thank you I
really appreciate it um but I would like
you to wipe my nose because it really I
will help you in just a
second I just got to literally I got to
get this paperwork done so we can go
inside holy [ __ ] like I'm trying but
okay yep okay
whatever whatever I'll just have like a
big long booger and then Melissa I said
I will wipe your nose in a second like
I'm feel just like I can't I will wipe
your nose before we go inside like this
is so [ __ ] embarrassing like what the
[ __ ] my dad would literally [ __ ] my
[ __ ] ass and I don't want him to know
I don't want my dad to know because he's
older and I don't want my mom to know
like I don't want them to
know so can we not let please I'm not
telling them like just just remind me
like I don't want them to
know it's so embarrassing on my end of
things I'm not telling anybody anything
so that's ultimately so buing
embarrassing you don't understand I I do
not I'm not in your shoes I I will Adit
that
not
obviously like what the [ __ ] I'm sorry
I'm not trying to be a dick no you're
okay like getting really I get you it's
it's a
lot yeah oh it's a lot that's more lot
that's the only way I can describe it
cuz I'm not going to pretend to
understand cuz I'm not in your shoes
yeah I hope you never are sir I hope I
hope not I would hope not it's my whole
job so yeah I would hope you're not
but you never
know I I don't drink and get behind the
wheel so I I hope to never don't never I
don't yeah of course I I mean
du
so that's
good just [ __ ] my life and let's just
like every really
just is a piece of
[ __ ] like already and then now here I
am like literally you don't realize how
much this just [ __ ] my life
up like
legit like [ __ ] my life
up literally [ __ ] my life up
literally well you can to rebound from
it no no you
can't no well at least you didn't kill
somebody stick with you no it does stick
with you it does you can't rebound from
it you can no because you are you are
literally getting out in a few hours no
I'm not okay you are no I'm
disappointing my
family my parents my [ __ ]
husband I get you I hate myself
I want to [ __ ] die okay well you're
not going to die I want to okay well
that's not I would rather die it's not
going to
happen then be
here legit I'd
brother
lo
my [ __ ] man like I was literally just
trying to take the P right
down
to why would I ever do
[Applause]
that literally just my whole
life this is what gives me
like
what the
[ __ ] oh my
God anything huh what I don't I don't
know what to say no I'm not saying
anything to you I thought you were
saying I'm not going to say anything no
I said I'm just going to stop saying
anything because you're not saying
anything anything well I mean if you
want to talk about it I'll talk to I
don't want to talk about [ __ ] because
what are we going to talk about the fact
that I just got arrested and my whole
[ __ ] life is [ __ ] what are we going
to talk about look I'm just offering
okay I don't want to talk about it then
we
won't it's just offering to listen don't
want to I understand then we won't talk
literally my whole life is like
literally [ __ ] like you don't
understand I I do not
no you
don't you don't [ __ ]
[Applause]
understand give me just a second I'm
going to get your bag and whatnot and we
will get in there
okay
what
for
[Applause]
hang on right
here all right blue door right
there
what what's
up look at my [ __ ] face fix
it all right walk on over
here [ __ ] D you ain't being too nice
of course
not why wouldn't because I haven't been
bad to
you come on you going to blame this on
me
really you know this ain't my fault I'm
just doing my
job like look at me I
know like get your hair out of your
face I don't want to do this I've never
done this we don't have a choice right
now I don't
want all
right over
here
walking the other
way go ahead
and I mean come on be
nice I'm not being mean to
you huh what what' you say nothing okay
about me huh
because I get
it
you're going to push through it no I'm
not you understand my will literally
[ __ ] murder me like [ __ ] kill me
you're
alive matter literally what's
up yeah I got to print
it okay what I just got to print the
paperwork cool whatever well I'm bu me
back when are me in so you can make some
money make some money you think I get
paid for this I think so no I get the
same rate that I always do well I glad
you saw that because literally I want to
[ __ ] kill myself
okay literally I'd rather kill myself to
my dad see me like
this would you like your dad to see you
like this no I wouldn't so I get that
yeah I could you see why I'm like
hyperventilating a little bit
you know wondering where my husband is
yeah I get you it's really hard I'm
sure I'm not saying it's easy I'm just
saying you're going to be able to push
through
it
yeah up my life it is and it already has
starting right
now it's literally [ __ ] up my it's a
very large can't work tomorrow hey why
don't you're going to be out in a few
hours you're not just wake up and then
just go to work and that's
like you're going to have a court date
but you're not staying
here you're
still let's just let's just like this is
so
embarrassing I legit cannot believe this
is happening to me like I really
can't
let's
here
citations it's a
bag
purse uh DUI and maintain
Lan no
ma'am no ma'am no no
Collision
and uh she said no
[Music]
prior
I don't know if I'm going be able to
print
it won't open
mobile
yeah
[Applause]
mhm you uh keep Li
yeah
I don't get
it I try and start mobile it says
there's already one running but I
checked task manager and there is not
one running it may not be
[Music]
running yeah that's what I'm thinking
it's let's
see
I get to restart it all
right I just told told the
[Applause]
close
uh whenever we're done here I'm going to
have to fill this out and get a
signature from her as
well
she
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how are yall
doing chugging
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