From a rich kid who paraded around in his father's yacht. Driver. TAKING ME TO JAIL. HEY, DO YOU HAVE A CAGE? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THIS, BRO? Who the [ __ ] do you think I NEED THAT MONEY, MAN? That's [ __ ] rich, [ __ ] To a boy who had been pampered by his mother his whole life. Look at everybody else over there, man. Why you Why? Why, dude? It's my job. Going on, man. What do you got going on? Let me take this seat belt off. Please put this seat belt on. If you mess up my truck, you're going to get an additional charge for criminal mischief. Please call my mom. Here are cases where entitled boat owners get humbled by cops. Starting with the case of an obnoxiously rich kid who thought his father's wealth would save him from the law. Hey, you're going to get CHARGED WITH A FELONY. WE HAULED THE [ __ ] BOAT BACK DOWN THE CANAL. WHAT AM I GETTING TAKEN IN FOR, BRO? What's the problem? CALL MY DAD. WHAT the [ __ ] is this, bro? What the [ __ ] is this? [ __ ] you. This is my boat. I bought that I bought that [ __ ] for 124 grand, dumb ass. In 2024, Florida Fish and Wildlife officers were on patrol when they received a report of young individuals causing a disturbance at a restaurant. When an officer arrived on the scene, he was first met with witnesses who had this to say. There was a whole group of kids. There was about like seven of them, six or seven. Okay. Uh the guy driving the boat was really drunk here and instead of us intervening cuz they were just they were giving us a whole hard time. We called the cops on them, but then they all went on their boat and the guy was apparently under the influence driving the boat. The guy works for Two Dudes. Okay. Now, that wasn't a Two Dudes boat, but he works for Two Dudes, so So, it was he the guy operating the boat? Yes. Can I go that way or Yeah, we can go we can go right over there. All right. You saw I didn't run, man. So Right. Yeah. I'm willing to do something like this and you're going to help me out. Especially not this resort. All right, appreciate it, guys. Yeah, we'll I'll find him. The officer then headed to the suspect's house where he met some angry neighbors who weren't too happy with the suspect either. They caused a huge scene at Sunset Grill. I was there today. Yeah, they uh apparently he has a fake ID. He was drinking alcohol. Everyone he was with was drinking alcohol. They're intoxicated. So, what I'm wondering is there's one vehicle in the driveway, correct? Yes, sir. Is that like the only vehicle they have here? He used his father's business card that he showed me. Okay. And so, I think his father said you're in trouble, taking away your fancy car. So, they definitely stole the boat. They threatened a few people. Um they were under the influence. They flipped off the cops. Um they caused a huge scene. Something's got to be done about that kid. Yeah. Um And while we're sitting here, maybe they'll pull up in the boat. Oh my gosh. You'll hear him. Oh, you know what I mean? People call and I think she she said that he was doing it for These guys harass the runners across the canal. Three nice young girls over working for him. It sounds like he's Talking to seven people several people. That's what it sounds like. Yes. So, he it looks like he's got a big company. He does. I think he I think overall is a decent hard working guy. Yes, sir. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of ruined his stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it was all expensive grand filling up the boat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, and from the sounds of the cars and stuff, he's 18. He ain't making that kind of money. Well, he's a kid. You're right. Well, I'm glad we're not the only ones that have had an issue. Oh, no. You were like one of 20. There's there's a lot. It is not just y'all. Yeah, I think he's just like a spoiled kid. Right. Right. Well, when you got runners across the street and they're harassing the kids girls And to be honest with you, it's obvious that his his parents don't give He's a privileged kid. He comes from a privileged family. Spoiled brat. Yeah, we uh we arrested him about a month ago for being in you know, being in possession of alcohol and driving recklessly and all this stuff. Just as the officers were finishing up taking everyone's complaints down, they suddenly heard loud music in the distance indicating the suspect was nearby. That's them probably coming right now. We're trying to see who's operating it. He's driving from the tower. No shirt, black hat. STAY POLICE. STAY RIGHT THERE. STAY POLICE. STAY POLICE. STAY RIGHT THERE. HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CHARGED WITH A FELONY IF YOU DON'T STOP. STOP THE BOAT RIGHT NOW. HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CHARGED WITH A FELONY. WE HAULED THE [ __ ] BOAT BACK DOWN THE CANAL. ALL RIGHT. SO, WHAT'S THE GAME PLAN? The subjects have returned on the vessel. We're unable to board it right now. Hey, park the boat. We'll talk. Yeah. Yeah. Well, come on. It's all on camera, you see? You didn't put yours away. It's all on camera. Come on. Now. I'm scared. Why you Yes, hey, you are going to jail. Yes, you're right. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY. Come on. Yes. YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL. GO ON, THROW IT. I DARE YOU TO THROW THAT JAR. BE CAREFUL. Don't let him gun it. Yeah. Yeah. Throw it. Don't wrap around. When you can throw it, throw it. 5443, subject is fixing to dock the boat. So, right now, we do not have him in custody yet. Put it up. Sounds like it's going to be land based at this time. Yeah, they need the address. Don't need one. Don't need one. We don't need one. Don't need one. Don't need one. Yeah, I'm taking you to jail and I'll do it again. Over and over again. I don't care. Right. Hey. Hey. Everybody in this neighborhood has called in on you. Everybody. You brought this in on yourself. You brought it on yourself. You fled from law enforcement when they got here. I'm going to jail. Yeah, hey, listen. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TIK TOK. Nobody cares. You're a child. Get off the boat. What Tik Tok, dude? I'm going to jail. They're taking ME TO JAIL. ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL THREE? WHAT DID I DO? I've already Cooperate. I'm just saying. Cooperate. Or you will all go to jail, okay? Because this guy is going to get you all in trouble. Let him get closer and then I might take the rope. The way he's acting You see what I'm saying? Come on, doc. Okay, can I talk? Doc, that's what I want you to do. I want you to talk. Bro, you can do many things at once, bro. Exactly. Exactly. Shut up. Cuz he's a grown ass man. He's not a child. I know he's a nice man. I've talked to him before plenty of times. This guy is fast. All right. Hm. Oh, well, there's your threat to law enforcement. Okay, now you just got another charge. Good job. The suspects kept showing stubbornness, ignoring cop orders. After a long back and forth, he finally docked his boat, but things went south quickly. Hey, listen. Listen. Listen. You need to come down before we have to come up. You have to come before we come up. Bro. Are you listening to me? I'm trying to give you a chance here. You have to come down before we come up. You have to come down before we come up. Look. Look. Look. Abusing me. Oh my god, where are we going? You said what? What did I do? What did I do? They told me I was trespassing and I left. The owner of Sunset Grill told me I could stay. Told me I could stay. Look, he doesn't care. Look. Here we go. They said they don't care. They don't care. They don't care. This is all you guys like to do, right? Dude, you But why? Why, bro? I'm a good kid. I don't do no harm to nobody. I was literally on the ocean fishing, bro. Who's transporting John? Search the boat. Look, they're transporting me. THEY'RE TAKING ME TO JAIL. TAKING ME TO JAIL. HEY, DO YOU HAVE A CAGE? What the [ __ ] IS THIS, BRO? HEY, DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE. HEY, let me tell you something. What are you going to do? Hit me? Calm down. Hit me. Hit me. Listen to me. Hit me. You're going to stop. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. You want another charge? me. Hit me. Hit me. I'll charge for what? Trespassing? I didn't even trespass, bro. What is that? A condom. Okay. Can I stay here? Do you want it? You want to go to jail? I don't want to go to jail. Do you want this to go with you to jail? No. You're talking all hard right now. Why are you crying like a little girl? But you're a little [ __ ] He literally told me ask them. We spoke to the cops. They said you're leaving. Okay, fine. Have a good day. Anything on the boat you want to go to jail with you? No. Search the whole boat. That's his phone. You can What are you taking me in for? What's the problem? What am I getting taken in for, BRO? MY DAD. 11111. What is this, bro? What the [ __ ] is this? Listen. Search the boat. Pigs. You're a pig, too. Targeting a teenager 24/7. 24/7. Look at everything on video. Look. All my neighbors recording me. I came back. I simply got scared. I have anxiety. And dude, just so you know, you're What are you going to do? Touch me? Touch me. Exactly cuz you're All right, you want your shoes to go with you? Of course I want my shoes to go with me. What type of stupid question is that? Can I put them on? Sure. Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. Lean back. For what? Lean back and look to the west. From his mannerisms, it was clear this boy hadn't been raised well at all. And he only got worse when they reached the station. I promise you at 18 years old, I make more money than You got ready for that lawsuit. This is my boat, too. My dad's going to buy me a brand new [ __ ] trimaran. Brand new. We got a [ __ ] ton of money and he's going to bomb me the [ __ ] out tomorrow. You got it right. You get it right. YOU GET IT RIGHT. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. MY GOD I'M SO SCARED. I'M SHAKING. Because I'm in [ __ ] handcuffs and you guys are [ __ ] cops. Shut up. Swear to God if you weren't a cop bro, I'm not even going to speak. That's all the way up there that's an AP worth more than your whole [ __ ] life but she has 110 grand in her head. You're not stronger than me dog. You really aren't. I could have broke your shoulder right there if I wanted to. You're a two-time state wrestler. Look up my [ __ ] name. And if you think I'm going to blow in that breathalyzer, start sucking on my right now. Look at that [ __ ] wrist you got. You know what it should be? That's why you guys were trying to convince me to work for Monroe County police, right? Shut the [ __ ] up, you little [ __ ] Your mother. You said you work at two cops? Don't worry about where that work got you. Hear me? You hear me? Okay. Go tell them that I work there. I already talked to him. All right. Who who? Who [ __ ] who? You think I need that money? My dad's [ __ ] rich [ __ ] Okay. Congratulations. There's no reason to seize my boat. Who said anything about seizing your boat? I'm asking you a question. Answer yes or [ __ ] no. You all want to be disrespectful to me, I'm going to be disrespectful to you all. Have I disrespected you? Put that [ __ ] in my [ __ ] back [ __ ] Pick it up. Why you still talking bro? Must have been a long drive. [ __ ] you. Seize my boat. There you go. Bye [ __ ] I bought that [ __ ] for 124 grand dumbass. All right. Sit down. Come sit down. I don't like when you touch me. Oh you don't like that? [ __ ] Have a seat man. See they got your camera out recording? Sure do man. You know what type of person I feed to the [ __ ] alligators in the Everglades? I hope a [ __ ] alligator eats your ass tonight. Are you admitting to feeding alligators? No. Not at all bro. It's a joke. All right so when will I see a judge? Tomorrow. First appearance. So how long will we post it tomorrow? Don't worry. Just let me know. Okay. Drug recognition expert. His voice is literally disgusting bro. See him 5 ft away from me disgusting bro. The suspect was eventually charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, and fleeing a law enforcement officer by vessel along with a few fishing resource violations. It only got comical from here on out as this boy couldn't handle the consequences of his actions and started whining. We're all kids. I understand that and you should know better. I understand that but I'm not I don't know better dude. Well, you'll learn. He's already explained all that to you. We're not explaining it to you again. Okay? Can I go to my mom please? I don't want to go to Q West for two days please. We tried to get this information from you. Can you call my mom please? Why can't I just go home? On October the 7th, 2023 an FWC officer was on water patrol when he noticed a vessel with 12 young adults. With the intention of a safety inspection, he cruised over to their vessel. However, was met with more than he initially presumed. Having a party out here aren't we? Not really. How you doing officer? Good how are you all? Can I wrap this through the the center console thing for you? I just got bit by jellyfish you have any medicine? Uh It's probably stinging but uh no no I do not. Officer are they poisonous out here? Uh I wouldn't really say poisonous or Yeah. It won't hurt you. Well it hurts but it's not going to kill you or anything. Where you all from? We're from here. You all wouldn't know anything about all these cans floating around would you? You all wouldn't know anything about all these cans floating around? Excuse me? There's a lot of cans floating around here. You all wouldn't know anything about that would you? No sir I just got bit by a jellyfish man. Yeah we were just sleeping and waking up. The only thing I'm worried about is getting to shore. Yeah we got to get to shore fast. We're just trying to go home back to Q West. Too much has got to go on here. Yeah we got to Oh my God I can't It's really bad. That's what I'm saying man I'm about to pop my It's all over here too. I can see it right here. It's an allergic reaction me and the yellow bro we ain't really My eczema is like really acting up. I'm scared. And it's all on my stomach. No registration on board? Okay. So if this boat started sinking what are you going to do? Can you swim? Okay. Do you have flares? Uh I'm not sure we threw them We throw out everything whenever we go to boat in the water. Okay. Do you have a horn or whistle on the vessel? Okay. Do you mind opening the cooler for me? This cooler? Yes sir. You all mind opening that cooler for me? Okay. So no life jackets at all on board? Upon observation, the officers noticed empty alcoholic cans floating from the direction they came from and the occupants had no safety inspection on the boat. He then asked the money question. Is there anyone on the vessel that has not had a drink today? So only two of you drank? Okay. Um You're you're giving some signs of possible impairment. Uh I don't want to risk I can't make you drive or ask you to drive until I I know for sure that you're not not impaired. So with that and you don't have any safety gear on on the vessel, I would like I'd like to get this vessel back to the dock where you're at and continue to stop there. That way we can run through this. After a few routine questions, the officer directed the occupants to dock the boat. After this, he confronted the lead operator of the boat. Now everyone's off and the boat doesn't completely reek like alcohol. I would like to conduct a few tests to see if you're intoxicated, okay? All right you can take a seat. Just get comfortable. Do you have any physical defects or disabilities? I have dyslexia, ADHD, and slight autism. Next one we're going to do is finger to nose. So make a fist with both hands and extend your fingers and turn your palms forward like so. Yeah turn your palms forward. Thank you. Remain in this position while I explain the test. Do you understand? Yes sir. When I say begin, tilt your head back to about a 45° angle and close your eyes. So 45? And just close your eyes. When I tell you to touch the tip of your nose with the tip of your finger index finger and immediately return it to your side. So the tip of your finger Which one left or right? I'll I'll tell you which side to go with, okay? So the tip of your finger, this is the tip. If you'll look at look at my finger. So this is the tip not the pad or the side, okay? So the tip to the tip of your nose. Right Yes sir. So the tip. So when I tell you again, you'll tilt your head back. Just watch me. And you'll tip of nose, tip of finger, okay? When I say right, you must touch your right index finger to your nose. When I say left, you must touch your left index finger to your nose. Do you understand? Yes sir. Begin. Left. Right. Left. Make sure to keep your hands and fingers parallel during each pass like this. Do you understand? Yes sir. Begin. You there? You may begin. After a series of field sobriety tests, this was the conclusion the officer came to about the man's intoxication. You going to arrest me? Are you arresting me? Yes sir. You were driving a boat with your normal faculties impaired. I was driving in the open water. Yeah. So your alcohol is actually less. All right turn around put your hands behind your back. What's going on? You're operating a vessel with normal faculties impaired sir. What about everybody else? You didn't test anybody else driving that boat. Please man. It's it's just a BUI, okay? You'll have to go through it deal with it, all right? I understand. The the court says how you deal with it, okay? You made that decision when you drove a boat. Okay? to that boat? What happened to him? I stopped you because you were pulling away from that boat, okay? And I saw all the people on board without a single life jacket on the boat. Look at everybody else over there, man. Why you Why why, dude? It's It's my job. Can you talk to your supervisor Can you let me off with a warning at least or something? There's so many other people here, man. You're the one operating the vessel. I wasn't, though. Did you test the girl that was driving on the way back? Not yet. Can you test her? Good. When I talk to her, she's getting her okay. Every single person here. Please, man. We're all kids. I understand that. And you should know better when you're operating a vessel. not I don't know better, dude. Well, you'll learn. How long have you been on the job for? Been on the job for a little under a year. A little under a year. I'm 17, dude. Please. I understand that. Dude. Are your parents here? My mom and dad. Who do you live with? My mom. My dad's passed away, though. Okay, so your mom. Yeah. Does she live around here? Why can't you let me off with a break? You're off. But it's a little late now. You followed us all the way back. I was I backed up. I literally Where's your mom? Where's your mom at? Is she here? No, she said for a lot of her kids. Okay. Do you know her phone number? You have it in your phone? Uh yes. Where is your phone? My pocket, I believe. All right. Do you mind if he gets that out of there? I do. You don't want us to call her? Why why do you say Because you're under 18. Why do you say He's already explained all that to you. We're not explaining it to you again. Okay? Unable to deal with the consequences of his actions, the teen started crying and whining, and his behavior only got worse in the cop car. Yo, what is going on, man? What do you got going on? Let me take this seatbelt off. Face that way. You got to talk to me. What's going on? Are you just upset because you don't want to go to jail? Are you Are you okay? What is wrong? You just don't want to go to jail. Please, just take me to my mom. Can I call my mom? We tried to do that earlier. Can you get my mom Can I Can I go to my mom? Did we try to do that earlier? Can I go to my mom? I'm going to shut the door and leave you in here if you're going to not going to answer my questions. Now, did we or did we not ask you for your mother's name and phone number? And you said what? No. Am I correct? Let Let me explain. Hey. Can I go to my mom, please? I don't want to go to QAS for 2 days, please. We tried to get this information from you. mom, please? Well, we've already We already asked you that earlier. You know when we're going to call them? We are contacting them. Just don't take me please. Just don't take me to QAS. We've already contacted them. Why can't I just go home? Because no one's Because no one's there. We have We're working on making contact. I wasn't the one that drove the boat. Please. I'm going to put this seatbelt on. If you mess up my truck, you're going to get an additional charge for criminal mischief. my mom, please. We have already started that. I've already explained it to she pick me up here, please? Why Why Why? Because she can't. I don't need a record, please. Move your elbow in. Please. Please, sir. Please. No, absolutely not. We got a hold of your mom. What she say? Don't start crying again. I'm not going to tell you. We're going to take you back to Marathon to their station right there, and we're going to ask you to give us a sample of your breath. If you calm down and you're cooperative and you do what you're supposed to do, we're going to let you go with your mom. The suspect was taken down to the police station where his breathalyzer test came back as 0.071 the first time and 0.081 the second time. He was given several citations and charged with operating a vessel while normal faculties were impaired, but eventually released in the custody of his mother. But that was nothing compared to this genius who decided the best way to avoid arrest was by trying to jump into the water. Now you're my family. I'm not doing nothing. with your family. Okay, so now you're making a threat. No, sir, I'm not. Yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like. DOWN, [ __ ] I'M GOOD. I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. BREAK MY ARM. Do everything you want to. Ain't nobody's breaking your arm. I got your ass. Okay. I promise you. Yes, I I want EMS right now. You want EMS right here? Bring it in right now. On July the 3rd, 2023, three FWC officers were on vessel patrol when they were contacted by a marine deputy who stated that he stopped a vessel with a potentially intoxicated operator. When FWC officers reached the vessel, they realized the situation was shadier than expected. You know your license suspended, partner? Yes, sir. It's suspended. You can't be in possession of your driver's license once it's suspended, man. It's suspended. No way. Are you kidding All right. I promise you I don't I don't make this stuff up. Yeah, you're you're suspended. How long have y'all been on the water today? An hour or so. An hour or so. Been out here a little longer than an hour. short time. I wouldn't I wouldn't have some um some Okay. One uh just see if you uh do some tests, make sure you're safe to drive. Um Yes, sir, I am. Okay. Would you mind doing Would you mind doing the tests some tests for me? Some sobriety tests? Yes, sir. No. No, I'm I'm not I'm not going to do that. You're not going to do that? Okay. So think I need to. I mean, be honest with you, I mean Okay, well well, here's the thing. I I'm So, based on my observations so far, okay? Slurred speech, having having issues, fumbling around with your fingers, things like that, okay? Um I can smell the odor of an non-alcoholic beverage. No. Some from always. Well, I'm I'm sitting right here talking to you and I can smell it off your breath right here, okay? Um and then based off the observations that this officer made, um when you were coming up here, uh how long have you been driving this boat? I don't know. Like a day or two or I don't even know, sir. Okay. All right, that's that's fine. All right. Um so, based off that, I I believe that you're you're impaired past your normal faculties from alcohol, okay? So with that being said, if you refuse to do the tests that I asked to dispel those fears, so to to show to me that you you are not in fact impaired past your normal faculties, if you refuse to do that, then I have to base any decision I make on what I've observed and what this officer has told me, okay? one thing? Let me get my dog. This a whole different situation right here. I mean, my dog's in there on y'all's boat. I don't know where your dog is. No, we're we're staying right here. I understand that, but I'm just saying, I mean I mean, this a whole different situation. Okay. Well, so let me just finish No, I didn't No. Okay, well No, I'm not I haven't been drinking. I have not done that. I mean Okay, well again, let me just finish what I'm saying, okay? you what, just call us call your supervisor. The operator's slurred speech clearly showed something wasn't quite right, but from this point on, Christopher decided to get argumentative, too. Okay, well, you you are I promise you I have not done anything wrong. Okay, well, you you are short on life jackets, so that's a violation, okay? All right. But that's the only reason why, right? So, that's the only reason why you're doing the safety zone near the fireworks. I mean, I'm just saying, so evidently Okay, so evidently you're pulling me over for something different that I shouldn't way past dark time. Well, no, so No, no, no, no. you're in here. Any vessel can be stopped for a vessel safety inspection. In in that area is what you're saying. All right, so if you're refusing to do this do the tests, I'm going to go ahead and have you stand up. I'm not doing Turn around. I'm not. Turn around. Can I get in the boat? Nope, you can turn around right here. Put your hands behind your head. At this time, you are being placed under arrest for operating a vessel under the influence of alcohol. My dog's over here. Yeah, I know you got Yeah, we got your dog. We got your dog. Yeah, yeah, but get I'm trying to stand up. Yeah, push you guys over to the boat. Please, get him on my phone, please. Yeah, you're fine. I got you. We got Rita. Where is the dog? Come on, Tucker. I know they're not, please. Okay, stand up. Christopher was arrested on suspicion of operating while drunk, but that doesn't mean he stopped being mouthy while in police custody. That is That's fine. nothing wrong. Sir, we have reason to believe that you were under the influence. You're Yes, based off of everything that we have seen. We gave you a chance. If you still would like to participate and do um just a couple tasks for us to ensure that you are not impaired like you were saying, we can still do those. I'm not impaired. Okay, then are you willing to go and do the tasks for us, then? you're wrong. I I think you guys are wrong because No, we're I'll tell you what, no. No, ma'am, you called me by my first name, Chris. No, ma'am, you just did. Call the [ __ ] cops right now. We we are trying No, yeah, I I know you were trying Yes, sir, I know you can call me all you want. I didn't I didn't even know your name was Chris. right now I have not done anything wrong. They're still harassing my family. Right there. Well, I Dude. They were asking him a question Yeah. because he was in front of them. Yeah. Please, turn around. Just don't harass them. I'm not. No, I'm saying y'all You're harassing them for nothing no big deal. What's your What's your badge number? I I don't know Exactly, what's your name? My name is Jay I'm an investigator with the Florida Fish and Wildlife. My first name is Jacob, my last name is Carter. Yes, sir. My radio number is 7142, and my badge number is November 905. My name is Marshall Hervey, officer Yes, sir. Yeah. Florida Fish and Wildlife. Okay. Come on with it. Radio number 7330. Yes, sir. And you, ma'am? And you want to? I'm not No, no, what I'm going to do with this again like three more times. That's fine. No, well, we will I promise you I I promise you. That's fine. Yeah, absolutely. It'll be the same answer every time. Yes sir, I promise you it will be. You know what? I'm not a bad dude. Why you going to [ __ ] with my family right there? Now you're my family. I'm not doing nothing. I'm going to [ __ ] with your family. Okay, so now you're making a threat. No sir, I'm not. Yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like. No sir, I promise you I would not make any threats. Cuz that's what you just did. Cuz I'm not a violent person. I'm not a violent person. The suspect kept ranting on and on, which wasn't so bad until he blindsided the officers with this move. HEY, NO. DOWN. I'M GOING TO I GOT I GOT HIM. TAKE BOAT. GET HIM DOWN. Turn him out. You're laying down. No, get down. Get Get. You do it again, you're going to get Go. You want me to get up on my plane? Got it. Coming up. Yeah, I know better than that. 7110 or 7332 or 7142 we're going for Dude, please. No, if you're going to sit down right here. 7110 or 7332 you copy 7340 You're on your side. No. Oh yeah, okay. All right, we'll see you. Well, now if you're going to do that then Okay, we'll see you. I'll see you. Hey. Yeah, yeah, I absolutely get it. You might get that. Break my arm, do everything to me. Ain't nobody's breaking your arm. I got your ass. Okay. I promise you. Okay. Dude, I got my boys. They're going to come to me and say, "Chris, why did you act like you were But they are cops. And they're dude they're good dudes. Okay. And I'm not trying to I'm not trying to pout. Please. Stay on your side, just like that. have me. I know we do. And last time we still had you do anything. sitting and you tried jumping off. And you are good people. Mhm. No [ __ ] Yeah, I'll tell you what, I will follow I will follow the plan. Let's go and do what we got to do. Okay. So, do you want Did you want to be seen by EMS or not? Yes or no? I want EMS right now. EMS right here? Bring it in right now. I'll stand right here. Yeah, I'm standing right here. Okay. Yeah. Christopher's little stunt of jumping off the boat got him nowhere. As he was apprehended quickly. In the end, he was charged with boating under the influence, resisting an officer with a and attempted escape. If you thought that suspect was unbelievable, you'll be shocked to see the level the next one took it to. All right, okay. I DO RIGHT THERE YOU GO, BRO. TURN AROUND. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. SCARED, BRO. THAT'S ALL Y'ALL WANT TO DO. AND YOU FEEL GOOD. OKAY. HOW Y'ALL ACT LIKE Y'ALL SOFT? YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. YOU ACT LIKE YOU SOFT, BRO. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. ARE YOU THAT SOFT, BRO? In July of 2023, FWC officers were patrolling the waters when they spotted a vessel speeding in a slow speed zone. Officers pulled over to the shore to confront him, but were not ready for how confrontational the suspect proceeded to be. Hey, so the reason we're stopping you is cuz this is a slow speed zone and you're going too fast in the area, so that's the reason for the stop. Hey, hey, you don't don't start off like that. Hey, hey, listen, I'm not It's okay, that's fine. First time for everything. I need your license and registration. Get him. I need your I need your license. Hey. Calm him down. I need your I need your license and registration. I NEED YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. OKAY? OKAY. SO SO NO NO NO, LISTEN. I JUST NEED YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. OKAY. WHAT WHAT HAPPENED? I NEED HIS LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. Whoever can give me his license and registration No, no, now I'm going to explain to you what happened. Listen. Are you going to let me talk or you just going to keep saying listen listen listen? No, no, you can talk to him. I'm going to try to talk to him. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, COME HERE. TIGHT. Come here. Come here. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Listen listen, okay. So all right. So, it doesn't matter if you used it for 2 seconds or 5 seconds or a minute or an hour. This whole section This whole section right here is a slow speed zone because I want you to turn around. I want you No no no no. Listen listen. Come here. You see the kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see the kids? So, I don't care if it was 2 seconds. I don't care if it was 2 minutes. You can't go fast. know that I was going that fast. That's fine. You don't have to realize what you were doing. If you don't If this was your first time operating, then you should have talked to somebody before you got on it. He told me. Okay. So so so He just He just said not to do it. He just told you He He said not to do that. That's fine. But why? But why do you think he told you that? Okay. So now Now that we're here, I need you to get your license and I need to get your registration. The suspect barely let the officer get even one word in, constantly talking over him. And then he got EVEN MORE MOUTHY. SHUT UP AND DO THIS. SO SO THIS IS YOUR first time I'm I'm assuming you don't have a Do you have the registration for that? No, I don't have nothing. We need you got to go. So you don't have a boat or ID, right? Okay. I just want to have fun. That's fine. IT WASN'T ROWDY. RELAX. YES, RELAX, BRO. I've been chilling. You've been You've been slapping on me. Yes, cuz you're TURNED UP, BRO. YOU TURNED UP. DON'T say nothing else. When just answer them when they when they ask YOU A QUESTION. WHEN THEY ASK YOU A QUESTION JUST I AIN'T TALKING TO NEITHER one of y'all. Hey, you talking to neither one of y'all. I'm talking to him. HE IN MY DOG RIGHT HERE. YOU FEEL ME? HE IN MY DOG. See you See you being too You're doing too much. Cuz he cool with me. You follow me. All right, listen. I I want you to have fun, okay? I want you to have fun. We're going to have a different conversation in a second. I'm chilling. We're going to have a different conversation in a second. He's way more mature than me. So he told me about this. I didn't know I was speeding, though. Do you need to vent or All right, give me a second. We'll be right with you. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. Yes. I got a question, okay. Look look look at this. You just pulled out of your driveway, right? There's a stop sign and you run it. You just got out of your driveway. You expect not to get that ticket? Yep. Oh, okay. I expect not to get a ticket. That's fine. That's fine. I expect that because you got to realize if you Cuz if you look if you ran my record, you'd be like, "Oh, this dude he don't got nothing on his record." That's fine. Oh, I'm going to let him slide. I'm going to let him slide cuz I [ __ ] with All right, so here we go. How are we going to do this? So you run that stop sign, but there's a guy or a child on a bike. But it wasn't no guy. There wasn't a child on that boat right there? Nope. You Okay, I want you to stand right where your friend is and look right there with that yellow See no no NO NO NO NO. OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. OKAY, thank you. Thank you. And then and then and then when you were coming in, you don't see kids and everybody else here, right? BUT WAS I GUNNING IT, THOUGH? YOU'RE GOING FAST ENOUGH. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND But But you have to understand this, too. You're on a You're on a motorcycle. You're on a motorcycle. That's what it is. A motorcycle on the water with no brakes. No brakes. That's what you're on. So you can't stop if you even do see something. Put it this way. I was about to go out the inlet. I turned around and you were doing what that jet ski right there WAS DOING. NO. I SEE YOU. NO, YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. I PROMISE YOU I'M NOT. I swear to you I'm not. I got like 20 other things I want to do besides this right now. You know what one of them was? It's hot as hell and I want to go offshore. BECAUSE HE'S IN HE'S ALLOWED TO DO IT THERE. YOU WERE HERE. ALL THE SUSPECT was going to get was a ticket, but he decided to dig himself a deeper hole with his next actions. I don't care. I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore. All right. Don't do that because now it's going to go INTO SOMETHING ELSE. I NEED YOU TO STAY HERE. HERE. OKAY? SO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE NEXT STEP? TURN AROUND. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. HANDS behind your back, bro. Turn around. Relax. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Hands behind your back. Don't move. Stay right there. I'm serious. PLEASE STOP TALKING TONIGHT. Y'all laugh that soft. Back everybody up. Let me see. Hey. Y'ALL SCARED, BRO. THAT'S ALL Y'ALL WANT TO DO. AND YOU FEEL GOOD. OKAY. SO SO YEAH, YOU FEEL GOOD, DON'T IT? YEAH, I AM. I AM. I'M BAD. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Y'ALL PUSH OFF. Push off. Hey, he feel good, THOUGH. HE FEEL GOOD, THOUGH. HE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT. YOU WANT any You need water? Let me get you I'm cool. Kill me. I'm going to Hey, you right here. Kill me. What? [ __ ] Yes. Y'all do the most pettiest I DON'T GET TIRED. I DON'T GET TIRED, [ __ ] I GO TO THE GYM. [ __ ] ALL TWO, [ __ ] Y'ALL SOFT FOR Y'ALL ASSES, [ __ ] I'M JUST I'm Hey, y'all soft. No no no. No, you No, you right. You right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what did I do to get the cops, THOUGH? NOTHING. NOTHING. HEY, THEY GOT TO identify somebody. That That hole. Hey, but look how they doing though. SO UNNECESSARY THOUGH. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET TO THIS POINT. BUT THEY WANT TO EXPRESS THEIR POWER SO BAD. There's more to it. Hey, WHAT TIME Y'ALL GET OFF? HEY. STAY RIGHT THERE. HEY, WHAT TIME y'all get off? Stay right there. TIME YOU GET OFF, BOY? HEY. WHAT TIME YOU GET OFF? HEY, TASER HIM. WHAT TIME you get off? I'm here right now. What time DO YOU GET OFF? I'LL CLEAN YOU OFF, RELAX. WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF? Shut up. Drink the water, bro. What time DO YOU GET OFF, BOY? BRO, THEY ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO I DON'T CARE, BRO. I DO NOT GIVE A I DON'T CARE. WHAT time do you get off? 5. 5:00. You ain't DID [ __ ] ALL DAY. THIS IS ALL HIGH [ __ ] SATURDAY. IT'S FUNNY. YOU WERE FUNNY ALREADY. I promise. Relax. I promise. HEY, SHUT UP. WHAT IS THE HOLD UP TOO, BOY? DRINK THIS. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THE HOLD UP, BOY? DRINK THIS, BRO. DRINK THIS. What the [ __ ] is the hold up, boy? I don't want to take the boat over there. I don't want Take the boat over there. TAKE ME TO JAIL. LET'S GO. I'M READY. LET'S GO. STOP. I'm ready. It's not ON YOUR TIMETABLE. STOP. I'M READY. I'M WAITING FOR YOU, BOY. I KNOW. EXACTLY. YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME. SO, WAIT. YOU JUST SAID YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME. HEY, THE consequences increased for the suspect as he was placed into handcuffs. But sorry to his uncooperativeness. You think this is still about the jet ski? Yes, it is, bro. You think you think this Yes. is about the jet ski? Yes. This has nothing to do with the accident. If you did not do what you just did. WHAT DID I DO? YOU'RE BEING ON A BOAT YOU'RE BEING ON A BOAT acting wild. I'M ON A BOAT. ARE Y'ALL THAT SENSITIVE? ARE Y'ALL THAT SENSITIVE? YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. THAT SENSITIVE, BRO? You're not listening. ARE YOU THAT SENSITIVE, BRO? YOU'RE THAT SENSITIVE. THANK YOU. THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. THANK YOU. TASE ME IN. TASE ME IN. SIT DOWN. Tase me down. Sit down. Tase me down. All right. Watch him real quick and we'll hop on real quick. Y'all did a Hey, what y'all charging me with though? UH RESISTING WITHOUT YOU'RE FUNNY AS YOU DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING. I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS. I'll beat your ass in real life, bro. Okay, I'll charge you with a felony. I'll charge you with that. That's a charge for threatening me. Charge me. a felony. You better WATCH IT. CHARGE ME THEN. NO PROBLEM, SAY Say less, you're done. Yeah. I got it. Your wish is my command. You. Don't do it. boy. Yep. You say whatever you want, just don't move. Don't move. You can have me while I'm in cuffs, you know? Yeah. I know you did, but you Hey, while I'm out of cuffs, you No problem. No problem. You can't do that while I'm in cuffs. No problem. While I'm out of cuffs, I do you so dirty. Got shoes on. How long How long you been working there? This is my second month. Second month? Yep. Yeah, you trying to get your [ __ ] rank up. You got a [ __ ] tattoo on your foot. ass boy. What the [ __ ] did it say? You don't know you're a What high school you went to? High school. No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, I went to PCHS, bro. I ain't I ain't saying anything to you, bro. [ __ ] you. I ain't saying [ __ ] to you. Yeah. No, seriously. No, bro. I ain't got [ __ ] to say to you. You want to You want to talk to me? I'm a chance Remember that. No, seriously. No, bro. I'm I don't want nothing to say to Seriously, bro. No. I'm scared of you, bro. I'm scared. You're scaring me. Stop. No, I'm You're scaring me. You're scaring me. Stop. That's fine. I know. I'm soft too. We both soft. What school did you go to, bro? For what? Y'all don't even know what you're charging me with. I know what I'm charging you What you charging me I told you. Again, resisting without Resisting? Without violence. never resist nobody. You didn't listen to anything you said. WHERE YOUR BODY CAM AT? SHOW IT. SHOW IT. I AIN'T RESIST NOTHING. NO PROBLEM. I ain't resist nothing, boy. Yeah. Yep. You're a [ __ ] bro. I know. Shut the [ __ ] up. You're a bro. I know that. You are a Yes, sir. And you You just got here, didn't you? Yes. All right. And you you just got here, too. But you are a You are a real [ __ ] I want you to know that. You are a I got you, man. boy. I'll beat your I got you. out of you, boy. Okay. What's wrong with you, boy? All right. And you feel good WITH MY CUFFS ON ME, PUT THE ASS BOY. YEP. What's wrong with you, boy? I'll do that to your ass, boy. Okay, NO PROBLEM. CAN Y'ALL GET CAN Y'ALL GET THIS [ __ ] GOING, BRO? THEY DID ALL THIS FOR a [ __ ] jet ski, bro. I better not ever catch your ass regular regular clothes, boy. I bet regular clothes you would never be this brave. What What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Nope, I ain't going to [ __ ] myself. Is that a threat to my life? Nope, it's not. I'm I'm I'm I'm intimidated right now. No, while it's not a threat, it's not my fault you're intimidated. Why What do you want to do when you see me? IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE INTIMIDATED. What do you want to do when you see me? Why do you want to see me outside of work? Nothing. I don't want to do anything to you. Okay. Nothing. All right. It's not my fault you're intimidated. Yeah. Why would I be intimidated? I don't know. I mean, you are Even though the officer was being really polite, the suspect continued to verbally lash out at him. The walk back to the transport vehicle was not easy either. Let's go. Yeah. My shoes are wet. They're on the boat. Roll. Walk out out of THE WATER, MAN. YO, BRO. SLOW DOWN, MAN. AM I GOING TOO FAST? NO, YOU'RE HOPPING. Am I going too fast for You're jumping in the air. Stop jumping in the air. Too slow. Too slow. I got you, sir. Thank you. I call you sir cuz that make you feel good, huh? Yes, yes, sir. It make you feel good when I call you sir? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I got to call my momma and daddy and tell them I'm in jail right now. Hey. I got to call my momma and daddy and tell them I'm in jail right now. What's my charge? Hey, I'm going to fight it, TOO, SO HUH? HUH? I SAID HUH. WHAT I SAID? HEY, I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT DID I SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT DID I SAY? HEY, YOUR BODY CAM WAS ON WHEN I WAS WHEN I WAS HITTING YOUR BOAT? YEAH. SO, what is that charge? I'm hitting the boat? There is more than that. What charge is that? We told you that We gave you a lawful command to stop and stop walking away. Okay. So, you you did it. We told you to COME BACK. I CAME BACK. I APPRECIATE CUZ I'M ON A [ __ ] jet ski, bro. Bro, you're racist. You're racist. No, you are. You are a [ __ ] You're You're the one that just brought up race. Yeah, I did. So, that doesn't mean you're racist. So, are you racist? I'M NOT. I MIGHT BE, [ __ ] [ __ ] I MIGHT BE YOU CAN'T BE RACIST. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM, MAN. Everybody am. That's [ __ ] We need to get rid of racism, man. You need to stop doing that. No, you need to get rid of your racist your racist self cuz your energy I don't even like you. This dude right here that's driving the boat, he cool. I want you to know that you're a Yes, I know that. All right, thank you. I'm a [ __ ] ass and you're a racist. Is your body cam on? Has it been on the whole time? WHOLE TIME. WHOLE TIME? WHOLE TIME. CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME? IS YOUR BODY CAM ON? YEAH. HEY, I'll park that What's it called? I don't know. You tell me. Field Foster. I'll park over there. What is that? What is that? Yeah, you Listen. What the [ __ ] WHY I LIKE What the [ __ ] WHY I LIKE IS ARRESTING ME? The suspect was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting without speeding in a slow speed zone, and failure to produce a boat ID card. This next suspect had no concept of safety as he cruised his boat while intoxicated. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to be honest with you. If anything were to happen to you guys and and and this is what you guys have, that's a problem, but just according to what I've seen on your boat and what I've seen right here, I think you've had too much to operate the boat today, okay? Hey, honestly, don't want to do that. I mean, I'm feeling fine. I have a baby and I have to breastfeed. Just turn around. No, let me show you how to do Hey, come here. And I'm telling Turn around. And stop talking. In July of 2023, FWC officers stopped a vessel with 10 adults and a baby for a simple safety inspection. Little did the occupants know their little boat party was about to come to an end. Hey guys, how are y'all? Doing well, officers. FWC just going to check your safety equipment, okay? Captain, if you'll go ahead and get a life jacket for everybody. How many How many people on board? Maybe 10. Okay. You'll go and get me 10 10 life jackets. Fire extinguisher was where? Right here. Here. Good to go? Okay. Here it is right here. Okay. It's all right. It's a square. That's it. So, if you can't get to it the knife. We If we need to cut it open, we can. Cut it open. So, yeah. So, he he he he He needs to assess them. Yeah, I got it. So, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to be honest with you. If anything were to happen to you guys and and and this is what you guys have, that's a problem, so I'll probably going to issue a citation for probably not both of them, but I'll write you for the life jackets cuz that's a little bit more important than the throw cushion. I won't write you for both. Yeah, but do you have 10? Uh let's check. Do you have 10 life jackets? No, I don't know. If you guys crash and everybody fall in the water, are you guys going to share four? There's four. No, no. Okay, Captain D, what's your name, bud? Uh Isaac Bennett. Isaac Bennett. Okay, Isaac, do you have your boat or safety ID card? I do. Okay. Can I see your ID and the vessel's registration? Here, I'll go ahead and take that ID, okay? Well, that's okay, man. It's not It's not the end of the world. What about the registration, bud? For the boat? Yeah. Let me Okay. All right. Isaac Isaac, here. Just hold tight. That's okay. Um if you don't know the registration is, that's fine. I know you guys have a baby on board. Would you mind just stepping over on my boat? I just want to check you out, okay? Just as the officer suspected, the boat did not have all the safety equipment for the whole 10 passengers. So, the officer asked the captain to come over on his boat for further investigation. Just checking him out, okay? Cuz he's operating the boat. Okay. I'm just going to do a couple things with your hands, okay? There it is. It is one of your friends and family, man. You think you had too much to drink today? I don't know. It's tricky, I know. I don't know. Everyone's different. Um but just according to what I've seen on your boat and what I've seen right here, I think you've had too much to operate the boat today, okay? So, I'm going to place you under arrest for boating under the influence today, yes, sir. So, it's just everything as a totality of circumstances, okay? Um Yeah, so I appreciate being Okay. Well, we'll we'll We got to put cuffs on you. We'll take you to our office. You'll have a chance to provide breath and that'll show you where you're at, okay? Set this up. Go ahead and stand up for me and put your hands on your back. Do you want me to step Put cuffs on him. All right. I I I understand. So, okay. Okay. So, go to jail tonight. Yes, we're going to get everything that you need. We'll get your shoes, we'll get your shirt, we'll get whatever you need. And so, you going to tonight, you'll be out in the morning, okay? Yes. So, it's just everything, man. I mean, so I'm going to tell you a few things and then we're going to be we're going to be done with it, okay? Cuz I've made my decision. You put the boat in gear when we're sitting there. You almost I mean, we're tied to you. Okay. That's all I know. I know I You don't seem like a bad guy, man. I know. Okay, so just go and stand up for me. Turn around. Hands on your back, okay? You want to You want to You mind if I take this watch off and give it to him so you don't have to worry about it? Yes, sir. All right. Take your hands together, okay? It's It's It's not a pass or fail. It's just a It's just a There's clues of impairment through all of it. And then just based off of you being on the boat and what I've seen and then you you know, doing that. Just totality of all the circumstances, okay? As the suspect didn't pass the sobriety test, he was put under arrest. Just when it seems like the storm had passed, a passenger on the boat started getting argumentative. So, you're not in any trouble, but do you mind doing this portable breath test so I can make sure you're not too high to where you can take the boat and y'all can go? It doesn't matter what this says, you're not in any trouble. It's just whether I can let you drive or not. don't want to do that. I mean, I'm completely I can't let you baby and I have to breastfeed so I have not drank because I want to be able to breastfeed my baby. Okay, so So, So, if you don't do it, I can't let you drive the boat. If you do do it and you're low, then I can let you drive the boat and we're turning around. We're going the opposite way. Does this affect her at all? Nothing. You haven't driven You You can be You can be It says it It says it affect her. let you drive unless I know that you are not impaired. If you do this They They can't let you drive. in any trouble no matter what it says. It It doesn't matter. I'm not here to trick you. I'm just here to enforce the laws, okay? Yeah, that's that's totally fine. I just want to get my baby home. It doesn't matter. I know and that's why we're trying to get you out of here, but other than that I can't you know, I can't do anything. I can't We're trying to let this lady right here drive the boat. Just turn around. And I'm telling you. Turn around and stop talking. Keep blowing, it'll click. Keep blowing. Okay. Hey, can you loosen the cuffs on him? You remember what I told you 30 seconds ago. Same thing. Turn around. Stop talking. Okay, I just told you 30 seconds ago. This is your last warning. Anyway, he's got Okay, y'all turn around. So, you you feel comfortable driving the boat? Yes. Okay, can we get him cut loose and let her go? Yep. And my husband's with me. No, he's not with us today. You can get him tomorrow morning. So, he's getting So, he's going to be taken to Bay County Jail. Do you know where the Bay County Jail is? Yes. Are the cuffs necessary? They are, yes. Stop. It's You're not Can you listen to what at least this trooper is It's fine. I understand that. We're trying to take care of the boat. The officers were only trying to cooperate with the passengers, but they displayed hostile behavior. In the end, they finally reached the dock. Okay. I'm sorry. Officers out here on the beach. Officer Gerald Okay, but Gerald Who is that? Okay. Okay, all these That's just the intermediate stop. Um she's You can just tell him that he's going to go to the Bay County Jail. That's where he'll be able to call from there. Do you know her or your mom or anybody's phone number by heart? Yeah, I know everybody's by heart. Okay. Hey, we can write it down for you if you want us to write it down. Okay. At the office before he gets to jail, it'd be about uh hour and a half to hours. But once he gets to the jail, he'll be able to make phone calls from there. It was unclear what charges were levied against the suspect. Speaking of entitlement, these kids thought boating recklessly in the waters was no problem at all. Report for uh reckless boating. All three of these boats match the description. So, What were we doing that was reckless? So, I'm going to get charged with littering? I love that charge. I love it. I will see you in court. Go to court. Please go to court. Have you ever had your dad punch you in the [ __ ] face? Bet you haven't. Hey, let me know when the divorce papers are filed. I will [ __ ] your wife so fast. On the 24th of September 2023, officers were dispatched to Jupiter Sandbar after they spotted several vessels operating recklessly and causing a disturbance. They arrived at the place with no idea that a bunch of teenagers were to welcome them. I will write you for littering. Thank you. Get on the boat. Get on the boat. Get on and boat. And stay on and boat. I think that was loud and I think that was clear. All right, ladies and gentlemen, tell me what's going on today. We're having fun on a Saturday. Having fun on a Saturday, nice. All right. Nice, I like that. So, who's over 21? Who's over 21? Huh? Not it? Okay. So, go ahead and pop every one of your hatches on every boat. Open the cooler. Pull out Pull out the ice. Who's captain? Who's the captain of the boat? Got your ID and registration with you? Okay, who's the Busch Light is that on the back of the bow? Had a lot of people Just stay right there. You keep talking. Just stop. I got you. I'm good. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Nice. Pull them all out. Put them on your deck. Put them on your deck. One, two, three. Yeah, that's three. Do you want me to check all the cans? No. I'm just getting registrations before One, two, three. Pop those back hatches for me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you. Things took a darker turn when they investigated the boats for alcohol. Apparently, they already spotted them throwing cans into the mangrove from miles away. Yeah, they got cans everywhere. They got cans there. I saw homie throw cans in the cooler. Look in the bush right now. Go and pull. Do you have your ID, ma'am, or voter safety card? No, I want you to hold on to that like I said. That wasn't yours. You just have a Busch Light can and empty and a full Busch Light. All right, that's cool. Who's captain over here? I'm captain. Can I get your license, registration, voter safety card? Get back on the boat. You're not listening, so that's doing harm. Get on the boat. Stay on the boat. One, two, and three. Let me get your IDs. Okay. It's crazy. Some more full ones. They grow. It's very cool. Yeah, they are. Oh, you're the only one that has ice. That's crazy. Well, you can't fix stupid. All right. Hey, just pull up right there. We're going to have to get name and dates for everybody and then their parents' numbers. All right. Name and date of birth. All of the kids were now panicking. However, one of them was really testing the cops' patience. Am I getting in trouble having this garbage on here? Driving garbage? Not for garbage. You're being very professional today. Appreciate it. Tried to. I have a question. It's up. Is there a cause for you guys coming here? Yeah. I don't know if you got into it, but we got a report for reckless boating. All three of these boats match the description. So, What were we doing that was reckless? Huh? We'll get into that later. This is not okay and this is not serious. First personally, I think it's like a little extreme to have two boats pull up on kids at the sandbar. Like, what do you think happens every weekend? Okay. Like, I'm not trying to argue I'm not trying to argue with you. I know this is your job. You have to come and like You're the only one with ice that has cold beer scattered throughout the weed line. You're the only one with ice. You're the only one with ice, and these are cold beer. Do you see a fridge? So, let's deduct. How does cold beer get into the woods, and you're the only boat with ice? I'll let you think about that. That's why all these are coming back to your boat, because that's where they started from. Okay? So, you're going to get the ticket for littering, all three of you, because all three of you wanted to chuck All three of you wanted to chuck them. You have the bright pink shirt on. I saw you when I came in. It's okay. Like I said, and you're going to get possession. This boat I told him I'll get breathalyzed. I don't give a I didn't drink anything. I'm just here. Where did they come from? Maybe the boat got them in That's what Maybe if you think about it I forgot my fridge at my house. So, I'm going to get charged with littering? I love that charge. I love it. But, yeah. So I I got kids, too, and I got them that same age. Just Just just yeah. It It goes to My mom is going to So But Okay, but you're on this boat, and there was alcohol on this boat. Like I didn't buy any alcohol. I don't drink. I That's fine, but maybe don't associate yourself with friends that are that are doing this kind of thing. I understand, but you're here right now, and this is what's going on. Maybe find other people to associate yourselves with, cuz this is what happens if you hang out with people that you know. The reckless teenagers had no idea things were about to get worse once the cops phoned their parents. So, apparently I littered. I'd love to see the people. I will see you in court. Go to court. Please go to court. They are all [ __ ] They are all [ __ ] and act up can do nothing but jerk off with champagne. I hate all of them. They're all [ __ ] I hate all of them. No, but apparently got minor possession because we had ice on the boat cuz we were goddamn fishing. Now, I'm going to get punched in the face by dad cuz these parents These kids right here have never been keep other parents ever. I'd love to see your dad punch you in the face. I have begged them for a breathalyzer. That pisses me off cuz they I don't know. They had like somebody on the boat Have you ever had your dad punch you in the [ __ ] face? Bet you haven't. My parents won't even let me go to Ole Miss next week and see my friend. When I finally finish the relationship with my parents cuz Thank you guys. You guys saved the day. Thank you. We didn't do anything wrong. No, no. Hang up. Okay, then what about how you going to get to court? I hate you guys. Now, I don't have a short term Two boat dockers? That's all I did. And all they're doing is protecting the servant, right? I'm not going to have a car for My whole house I can't sleep at. We're not Both of you All I did was catch a yellow drum. It's illegal. All I did was catch a cheesy drum. It's illegal. Eventually, they tried to talk their way out of it, but unfortunately for them, it was too late to save themselves. Raise your hand. If you did not get a citation, raise your hand. Okay. That's an awful question, Katie. You asked the same question. No, I asked him if he was on a rooster. Like when you're running Yes, he was on the boat, so I'm saying that we were rooster people. That's why I'm finding a few of you What's happening? Five of us. Five of us. Well, I'm not saying it. I just saw the video of it. You're my dream. You saw a video of what? I saw the video of your two vessels going back and forth. There was five of you. Roostering? Yes. Oh, yeah. Was it fire? Dude, you got to admit. It wasn't. Hey, so that's illegal? Yes. Roostering? Careless. How's it careless? We were anchored up like we weren't bothering anyone. Well, you were. There was another vessel right behind you guys. That was there pretty far away. Not from that angle. They were pretty far away. Not Not from Not from that angle. I mean, I have no problem like if you did it here, it's not a problem cuz there's no one around. Yeah, I mean, there was no one around me. Well, it it it it looked like it was It looked like the five of you guys were anchored up and then you guys started roostering, and that vessel was right behind you guys. And it looked like it was It looked like it was from here to within those rocks. It's probably halfway between those rocks. They were like five feet They were probably those rocks. Yeah, over there. How's that How's that No, but I said within those rocks like inside. Like I don't know, but not not not to those rocks. Like They were probably about 20 20 feet off your bow. I mean, off your stern. It's only cuz there was someone You have no That has no problem with that as long as you're not long as you're not damaging anything, you're fine. I know you weren't, but you were causing you were careless to the other people. You're You're on a sandbar. That's considered careless. Cuz there's more There's people around there. You can't When you're roostering, you're not going to see They came to us. Like I said, it just It's optics. You guys will learn this in life. You're not going to be right because you thought you were there first. This is not the way it is. It's optics. Like most entitled kids, it didn't take long for them to complicate an otherwise simple situation. Yep. The court date's going to be on there. Uh court date The time's 8:00 a.m. Got a phone number on there if you need to reschedule. Did you sign your name right there? Again, not admission of guilt. Just acknowledging that you received a citation. Just got to do something about it within 30 days of that. Yep. When's the court date? I need to know. I believe it was October 24th. All right, great. My [ __ ] birthday. You guys are great. Love it. Again, you can reschedule if you need to. I feel well cuz this is my goddamn birthday. You guys want to send me to court. I hope I hope the worst happens to you. I'm praying God does the worst happens to you. I hope Give my citation, you home and Shut the [ __ ] 561 355 2996 You home and beat off the sand paper. You guys have a good one. It is a good one. It is a good one. I will never respect law enforcement ever again. Every fish I'm catching is undersized now. I hope you guys know that. Own all the undersized fish catchers. If you want to go to jail for an undersized fish, that's up to you. All right, take me to jail then, goddamn it. I don't give a Hey, don't don't stand there if you don't mind. Hey, let me know when the divorce papers are filed. I will your wife so fast, son. Hey You're all saying these [ __ ] your son. Can't wait to not have a truck for over a year. You guys are great. Protect and You guys are great. I love you guys. Thank god the world's a better place now, huh? Go on to your nice families cuz that's not what the guy have. Yeah? Real [ __ ] professional. Oh, all this over again then. Like I said, turn your nav lights on. Don't listen to him, please. Where's your rear? You're all around white. In the end, all of the passengers were given a citation of littering. It only got crazier from here on out as this kid thought his lawyer family could protect him from the law. Good afternoon. You're in neutral, right, captain? Okay. Hey, I'm Officer McCormick of Florida Fish and Wildlife. The reason why I'm stopping you, sir, is you're in an idle speed zone plowing. All that wake that's going by is coming from your boat. You look around here, sir, and you see all the other boats going slow. Yes, sir. Out of Ruskin. Okay. Give me a second here, and then uh Yeah. Um how about how No, you just have a seat for me. Okay. We do have all the life jackets All right. Sounds good. All right, captain, since you got a whole bunch of folks on board, and I was the person that I observed operating, I'm just going to deal straight with you, okay? Can you go ahead All right. I appreciate it. Just put the sandwich down. That'll help. All right. So, again, I'm Officer McCormick of Fish and Wildlife. You know why I stopped you, right? I do now. Yes. Okay. All right. So, if I could see the registration for the vessel and your ID, please. Okay. Um I can give you my ID quickly. The registration for the vessel, I got to find the orange box. Okay. The orange box, I believe I saw on the back seat. Just have a seat for me, sir. That way keeps it simple. I don't know where I saw that. Thank you, sir. Is she okay? Yeah, she's sleeping. Okay. She's drunk. Where are you guys coming from today? Uh Beer Can. How was it out there? Busy? A little choppy. Was it busy, though? Yeah. Yeah. I I If you can grab it for me. What's that? Okay. Yep, that's it. Thank you. You guys have a beautiful boat. Thank you. Yeah, we like it. All right, sir. So, next thing I need to see is a life jacket for each person and a throwable. And again, I'll have you do that for me. The throwable is right there, sir. The blue Okay. cushion. And Rita, I'm going to need you to stand up. Take your phone What year were you born, sir? Just by chance? 1996. have boating education? Yes. Could I see that as well? Could I see your boat ID card? Uh it's through my phone. Yes. They uh they don't let them take out the boats unless I know, but the law requires that you have it ready for presenting if we ask for it. Despite initially complying with the officers' demands, it was evident they lacked the necessary skills to operate a boat safely. I'm going to call Freedom Boat Club. Okay. Cuz they're the ones who educated me. You don't have it available on your phone? No, I do, but they're the ones who emailed it to me, you know. Okay. But if I call them, what's that going to do for you? Tell me where to look for it. They know where it's at on your phone? Is it through the state of Florida or I'm not sure. There's many different businesses out there that offer the the course. So, I don't know which which company's course you took. Life jacket. But I'll let you come back to that in a few minutes. If you can just get out me the other items I asked for right now. What was What was that? The life jackets. Yeah. So, I can kind of thank you. Wish me luck. I'm a business owner. I have a client for you, mouse. Okay. Babe. Babe, apparently No, life jackets there. Apparently Babe. Oh. Life jackets are in this one, so they're I got it. You guys are guys right now, right? Yeah, we've got you You're not You don't have to worry about the boat drifting anywhere. Move. Dude, you have to move. What do you do now, sir? For for work or No, I don't know what you're doing right there on your phone. I'm looking up the emails I received from the company. Okay, but what did I just ask you for instead? The life jackets as well as Yeah, and then I said you can not worry about that for right now and You told me to steer the boat. the life jackets, sir. Yeah, I appreciate that. I was trying to help out. Okay, one two two three, four, five, six, seven. There's He's going to have to see them all. three four I think we're at five Okay. total on the boat including me. Okay. four, five and extra and Got to stuff them back in there. Yeah, you can put them back in for me. That's fine. No, you're not going to like trip over them, right? No. The Okay, if I can We also want to see the throwable. Yes. that? Right there. Okay. All right, yep. All right, you can have a seat for me again there, sir. I am going to call Freedom on this one cuz I'm not sure where the fire is. I'm not testing you. No, no, no. This is like a test. I like it. There's no test. I'm just asking the captain. Safety. He's a firefighter. fire department school Oh, okay, got you. He just finished his fire science degree. Then you know how important a fire extinguisher is then. And I love it. Yeah. The I just took my final final last final of my fire science try to find the fire extinguisher. It's not in this one. There's nothing in here. Can you try that one? Yeah, there's nothing in this one either. Maybe under Kim, but I doubt it. If we um Let's try that one. Let me swing this back down. Okay. Maybe by the Maybe in the in here. Or there's a battery compartment in the Yeah, it's right here. We're not 100% familiar with the boat yet. No worries. Would you like to board to the seat No, if you can just pop it out for me, captain, so I can take a look at it. Get Mike in here to do it cuz I'm the captain. How's your day going? Good. It's good. It's a hot one today, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Thank you, sir. Okay, here's that back for you. As the officers assessed the alleged captain's level of intoxication, it became clear that things wouldn't go his way. Can you look up my voter's license by any chance? a look and see if we can find it in our system. I can definitely do that. Well, I'm in there, so Okay. All right. So, let me ask you a question. Have you anything to drink today? Not a single drop of alcohol then. Okay, cuz I see your your eyes, right? I can get the smell of an alcoholic beverage coming from the vessel as well. Well, I'm not going to lie. All these people are a little Okay, got you. Yeah, me and Kim have been a little Okay. She brought her friends out. This is my brother being my second hand man on the boat. Yeah. All right. them out to have a good time. All right. So, here's what I'd ask for you to do then. If you'd be willing to step over to my boat we'll perform standard field sobriety tests to make sure that you're safe to operate. If you are, I'll have you on your way. That's kind of a trick question. No trick question. It's It's simple as that. You have a choice. I I know. Simple question, sir. Can you guys tow us back to Freedom Boat Club? We are definitely doing that right now. Look, you see that? Yeah. Yeah. We have a long ways to go. Jerry's dockside. If you guys could just pass that and give us a lift back and give us a lift back to the Freedom Boat Club. So, I'll ask you again one last time. Are you willing to step over to perform field sobriety tests to make sure that you're safe to operate? If you don't then I have to base an arrest decision on what I observed today so far. Which is So, a simple just a simple question. I come from a family of lawyers, so I'm feeling like I'm not trying to entrap you. I feel trapped on this boat. I'm asking you just a simple question, sir. you I am totally capable of driving taking this boat right back Okay. to Jerry's dockside. But without a lawyer present, I feel somewhat subjugated to step onto your boat and surrender the rights. You're not surrendering any rights. I But I am No, sir. So, when you operate a vessel in the state of Florida, there's a thing called implied consent. Am I correct, Officer Wilkins? What's that? Implied consent? Yeah. I'm just trying to make sure I'm not getting taken advantage of. You're not getting taken advantage of, sir. I'm literally asking you if you step over once I step on your boat? We'll perform standard field sobriety tests. If I see If I see no signs of impairment from the the or indicators suggest impairment then I I send you on your way. And then if I refuse it, then what happens? Then I have to make a decision based on my observations. The man attempted to use his connections to get out of the situation, but they were no use to the stern officers. That doesn't fix the point at this point cuz we are at where we're at right now. You were a person that was observed operating the vessel. from a family of lawyers. Okay, so this is the last time I'm asking tell me to Listen, this is This is the to ask for them. Okay. I should call them for their Right now Right now, I'm asking you this the last time. If you choose not to then I'm you will be placed under arrest for boating while normal faculties impaired. I don't have anything to hide. I'm asking you this is your last time, so are you coming over or not? What does the field sobriety test consist of? You don't have to. It's your choice. But does it put me in a worse spot than No, I mean you use this arrest Listen, I have Here, let me tell you this. You said you're going to arrest me if I don't. I have to make an arrest decision based on the observations that I've seen. I got to call somebody. I'm just asking you right Are you coming over or not, sir? All right, then you are placed under arrest. Go ahead, put your phone down, grab your Stop. Grab your life jacket out of your out of here, put the life jacket on for me and then you're coming over here. I need to call my father. Grab your Grab the life jacket out of the boat. Put it on Put your life jacket on. You're coming over. Okay. I'll put it on. Your life jacket is right in here. between arresting and arrest decision You're arresting a driver of a boat. Put your life jacket on first, sir. Unbuckle it and put it on correctly, please. Do a field sobriety test right now. He just said that as soon as he got to do it. Yeah. Are you doing it or not then? I'll do it. Okay, keep the life jacket on cuz you need to wear a life jacket if you're going to step across. It's kind of inhibiting. You got to You got to put this on. All Go back down there so you're not up high. By this point, he was still unsure if he wanted to cooperate or not. His friends weren't a big help as well. I want to know whether or not I should do the field sobriety test. They're not sure if they should call somebody in the family to have a lawyer represent him. Nobody can help me with this. Is that the number? They can help you if they Yeah, he Your dad's calling your attorney. Okay, he's talking to the Badge number? I'll give you all of that. P229. P229 Dude, it's like stuck or something. There it is. He stepped off the Freedom Boat I haven't yet. to step onto their boat to perform a field sobriety test. After we presented everything that was eligible for boating. He said just hang tight for a minute. He's calling somebody to represent you. You have This is your final choice. The um the captain from No, but like we want to comply with you guys. Jerry's Department Boat Club want to be coming over? We don't want to be taken advantage of by anybody, sir. Okay, there's no stalling here or something. No, I understand. I have a job to do as well, right? I've given you multiple options. I've given you multiple options, all right? I will I will step onto their boat. Can we have 10 minutes? No. You have to tell me. You tell me. Please. What does the field sobriety test consist of? It's a standardized standardized tasks. Standardized tasks in regulation to road sobriety test? There's a waterborne version as well. There's a waterborne version of a field sobriety test that is similar or not to the road sobriety. Are you coming over? I don't have to answer this I don't have to answer this lady's question. I've I've asked I've given you the opportunity right now. What is What does the boating operation field sobriety test consist? Okay. Okay. You'll have to do a bunch of different hand-eye coordination tasks. Oh, like the pen thing? Now his dad was talking to his lawyers and the cop was not taking any of it. No, your dad said he's calling your lawyer right now. He'll call you back in 2 seconds. I don't know if you want to wait 2 seconds or Yeah, your dad said he'll call you back. Take us towards Jerry dock side, please. Do you want me to copy you the boat number? locked right now. Sir, I don't have I don't have the time and patience to be standing here waiting for somebody to else to call her back. I've given you the options. I I presented you with everything that I had to have on a boat to operate it. Are you willing to come over or not? Right now. Partially. I need 100% I'm willing to come over or you're not willing to come over. But until you have it Okay, then. What's the reason? No, you're not we're not playing this game of oh, I'm going to come or I'm not going to come. In the end, the man was charged with boating under the influence and obstructing law enforcement officers. The most tragic case was perhaps of this woman who thought the best escape route was diving butt naked into the water. around your wrist. Uh uh uh uh nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope don't let God damn it. Easy. around with you anymore. I can't find your back. I tried to be nice to you. You want to act like a dumb ass. Sit the [ __ ] there. Yes, sir. Sit. On the floor. Get this over with so I can get the out of here. On August the 27th, 2023, FWC officers were dispatched to a vessel after reports flooded in of an erratic woman who jumped onto a vessel that wasn't hers, the captain's wife, and then jumped off again into the water. When officers arrived on the scene, they first met the victims. Where is the person in the water? That one right there with the brown bimini on the top? She's on that boat now? Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I'm Officer Sargent and this is Lieutenant Sapp. Was do you do you know her personally or Like a restraining order or anything like that? No trespassing? Okay. No, that's She's been trespassing against your boat? You have a Okay. You have a you have any paperwork for that? All right, which boat is she on? With the brown bimini on the top? Okay. I just stand by, all right? The lady allegedly swam to that trawler over there with the brown bimini. I haven't gone over there yet. I'm trying to figure out what the heck's going on. Please see her swimming. We'll go pick her up. I'll see I'm almost positive her name is Melissa Gordon. Called them and he had a run-in with her but he was getting on a liveaboard in Garrison Bight. Like yeah, about like right when I started FTO. So she's giving me incorrect information, right? I'm almost Well, Trevor knows her as Melissa Gordon. Her last time we ran into her, she wouldn't even tell us her last name. Her name Her name was only Melissa and Key West PD arrested her, so I'm assuming they doubled it up at the jail. But she's notorious for not giving proper identity and that kind of thing. Amberly, you're She You're saying she attacked you, right? Like physically? Okay. And do you want to press charges? Okay, sounds good. After collecting thorough information from the victims, the officers then went to confront the infamous Melissa. Melissa. I'm Lieutenant Sapp. With Florida Fish and Wildlife. Nice to meet you. All right, tell me what happened. Okay, what what did you do to the cop? Okay, what happened today? Okay. Why is that? I have a warrant for my arrest. They're trying to charge me with a felony for trying to get paid. Do you have a warrant for your arrest right now? What's the warrant for? For burglary. Burglary? Okay. All right, we'll deal with that in a minute. All right, let's go over your name and date of birth again. And keep in mind All right. Before 8:30 82. Okay. All right, so 8:30 1982 is your birthday? Your first name is Melissa, m e l i s s a? And how do you spell your last name? g o d i n. Okay, what happened today, Melissa? Why did you go swimming in the water? What happened? Keep yourself covered up. We got a bunch of gentlemen around here. What happened? I haven't even spoke to her yet. I don't I really haven't haven't gotten her story yet. I talked to Jeff a little bit, but Well, I need you to tell me what happened, though. Where Where Where have you been locked up at? Like were you locked up on one of these boats? Were you on land? What? Okay. All right, Melissa, just sit tight for just a second. I'll be right back. Calm collect your thoughts. Melissa seemed to be in a very unstable state. With the officers not getting the full story, they returned to the victims for more details. Okay, what's the story in between her and and what happened? Okay. What as far as today, what happened? Okay. She hit you? Where did she hit you at? Okay. Uh do you have any kind of All right, do you have any marks on your head, anything like that? No marks? Okay. Uh I'm trying to get a copy of the trespass warning for your boat. All right, that's with Key West PD. It's a different agency, so I'm trying to pull that from them right now. She does have an active warrant, so she could go on either way. Uh do you want to press charges for the for the battery? Okay. It's all right. It's all right. So, let me let me take I'm going to need to take a picture of your forehead where she struck you at. Okay, what did she hit you with? She So, she punched you right above your your left eyebrow. Okay. So, she's got a warrant for her arrest already. She's going to be charged with battery and she's going to be charged with providing false information to law enforcement because she misidentified herself to me. So, she's got a couple of charges on top of the warrant. You won't be seeing her tonight, all right? You got everything you need to ride over there, right? I mean, she's going to ride with them. You got handcuff handcuff key? Yep, those two. Do not let her jump off this boat. I will not. After figuring out the entire situation, the officers finally came back to Melissa. But that is when she did the unthinkable. I'm trying. No worries. All right, so I'm going to have you face away from me. All right, put both hands behind your back and hold the towel. It's going to be here. Enjoy the movie with me, okay? Sorry, I know the towel's kind of Easy. Oh, it's all right. Here, let go of my Let go of my hands. Keep your other hand behind your back for me. Keep your other hand behind your back. Thank you. All right, you need to kind of move your hand away from your back. I know you're trying to hold the towel. No, this hand, ma'am. Ma'am, it's this hand. I need you to move it away from your back so I can get handcuff around your wrist. Ma'am. Uh uh uh nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope don't let God damn it. Bring her in. Stand up. Watch my neck. Ma'am, you need to stand up. Watch. Get your hands off my breasts. Ma'am, I'm just trying to stand you up. That is all. I'm not [ __ ] around with you anymore. I am behind your back. I tried to be nice to you. You want to act like a dumbass. Now, I don't give a [ __ ] if you covered up or not. This is how you want to act. Neither do I. You just added another charge, too. What was that? Congratulations. For what? For resisting arrest and me. Without Locked in? Yep. Sit the [ __ ] there. Yes, sir. Sit. On the floor. Melissa jumped into the water to avoid being arrested, but that proved to be foolish as she was caught quickly. She then proceeded to get mouthy with the officers. I'm going to get the [ __ ] out of here. Good luck with that. How long you've been stuck here? Stuck here? I was Don't call it that. I do. I don't. I do. I hate Key West. I love the Gulf of Mexico, but I hate Key West. And again, I just swam in the current for an hour and a half. So, I'd rather be Paradise. Smell like I can't even go to the Atlantic Ocean on this godforsaken [ __ ] rock. It stinks. It sucks. It's nasty. I hate Key West. I thought I was going to like a hippie beach community. But, I'm glad I met you, ladies and gentlemen. Made me appreciate life a little bit more and what my service ladies and gentlemen do for us. For real. Thank you. I was a coward. I was taught to have kids, so that's what I did. So, thank you. I am biochemical engineering. Raised a child with autism by myself for 17 years. Have a linebacker beat the hell out of you every day with a broken neck. Break your neck and then continue being you. 6-ft tall, 265 lbs with rage that's undeniable. She's going to trip over. I've already been adjudicated guilty for I mean, six times arrested naked in Key West. Well, apparently not. Not getting the message you shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff. The way God intended. Do you guys need our help with anything else? You guys good? No, that's good. We'll We'll be here doing paperwork. is 250 250 250 bucks, guys. Your bail for your warrants is, but now you have four new criminal charges attached, so. for what? Number one, you misidentified yourself to me. You spelled out your last name as I have an alias, Bam Bam Mama. I don't care what your alias is. I asked you what your name was. What did I tell you? care what they call you on the street. When a law enforcement officer asks you for your name, that means they want your name. Striking a lady in the forehead, that's battery. Who? You resisted arrest. No, this is all going to be proven. So. Oh, you're audible. I'm so tired of this. I'm going to sue [ __ ] Monroe County. Are you threatening me right now? Cuz that's another charge if you are. And you're a state law enforcement officer. That is correct. That's sad. Well, when you get caught by us, I guess it is. I hate being sober. I hate the food in this place. Although she was taken to the station, it was unclear what charges were officially made against her.