on February 26 2022 Dunwoody police were called to the scene of a car crash in Atlanta Georgia what unfolded next left officers stunned and puzzled a female driver without pants underwear and shoes was found inside the wrecked vehicle when questioned she claimed to be a dancer at the adult entertainment Club Blaze and stated that she was driving home what's up man I pulled up while she was over there okay pretty sure probably all right her [ __ ] was smoking on Entry I told her to turn off her vehicle okay he said she's got family coming up I'm gonna head off though appreciating he's he's about to pull away you can pull up ah totally missed exit huh just a little bit security guard hello how you doing all right are you okay yeah I mean it's probably not going to hit a wall you're not injured okay all right this officer coming to your uh your window can you roll it down [Music] and I'm just strong you said you said you just parked with him well I was I said I see this jamailed it and I just love that before you said you were just parked you smell what do you smell it's like a word you were trying to leave where are you parked at you're parked where right here okay how long you've been parked here [Music] oh you just got in okay you're just getting ready to leave you say you just got in you're getting ready to leave okay where are you at right now ma'am do you know where you are what I said it looks like I am on apartment yeah but do you know like what town you're in Atlanta sort of where do you live where Covington oh yeah you're a long way from Covington where are you coming from I'm coming from Blaze I'm working I'm from work from where where's that Moreland so you're coming from Moreland trying to get to Covington but you don't know where you're at right now but I know I do know okay you guys ready no she never get to me okay where's your ID at so this is where I parked my card yeah I'm dancing don't flash the light on my screen do you have fans on nothing okay well you're not dancing right now she's probably here and I was going to it was probably going to huh do you have any pants in the car we're at first yeah stuff like that all right do me a favor stop looking for your ID and put some pants on all right put some pants on I know but I don't know we got underwear right there right at least put some underwear on yeah wow but it's like a sequence type pants as long as they pants I mean that's what I'm saying I was trying to put something on for this like hey it's like seafood pan IC um your wrecked your car on the side of the road you're not about to get any privacy just put your underwear on please like this we can't do anything about that just slide them on can you just at least put uh um foreign [Music] all right do you have shoes do you have shoes no another one okay go ahead and step out okay I can do these because they're a little lower okay unlock your truck whenever she gets out start getting her information name birthday whatever she ain't got out yet Crystal step out did you want to put those shoes on or no what yeah attempting to conduct a field sobriety test the driver initially agreed but soon changed her mind citing the chilly weather all right crystal go ahead and step over here shut the door know where you're coming from so I just came from bikes yeah but that's not anywhere near here find a way to work you're not on the way we're on the way to home you're not on the way home you're way out of the way okay so I'm gonna tell you this sorry okay I'm on my way home okay I came from work okay well you're you're completely opposite direction is why I'm asking how much alcohol have you had to drink how much alcohol have you had to drink you gonna answer any questions that's fine you don't have to answer I like to I'd like you to perform some tests so I can see how much alcohol you've had to drink are you gonna do that yes I do have to use the restaurant you can't do that right now I don't have a toilet on me okay there's a toilet right there no we're not doing that okay how much alcohol have you had to drink tonight okay are you gonna do some tests for me you will okay okay staying right there I don't know how how fair that is when I am okay take them off foreign [Music] it doesn't make a difference you do what you want to do I'm not going to influence you either way I'm sorry I'm saying but what are we going to result into after hours so I can see how much you had to drink tonight okay as as you can as far as how much um agency man we're not about to have this discussion on the side of the road I'm going to do this quick so we can get you out of here and not get hit by a car does that sound good you're gonna be standing right here I know that's why I want to get you out of here I don't feel safe either I hate getting hit by cars going stand in that light for me are you gonna do that or no okay go ahead and stand in there I got [ __ ] yeah you're fine go ahead and stand that light for me look down stay in that light put your feet together put your hands down touching your sides hands down touch your legs please are you on any prescription medication any illegal drugs how much alcohol have you had to drink tonight do you wear glasses or contacts which ones do you have contacts in right now I have and I don't have glasses okay you're supposed to wear them while you drive okay go ahead and put your hands back down touching your legs just staying like that while we talk okay I'll get you out of here as quick as possible all right so no illegal drugs no prescription medications so how bad is your vision can you see me right now can you see me right now okay has the doctor ever told you you have any other problems with your eyes other than eating glasses I understand I'm cold too you got a jacket on yeah I tend to wear pants when I work it's okay it will get you out here as quick as possible okay all right don't do that I'm trying to put freaks in with my lips We're not gonna do that either okay I understand that put your feet back together put your feet back together all right as the eye doctor ever told you have any other problems other than being glasses said maybe glaucoma okay all right can you see my finger can you see my finger all right what I want you to do is follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only I get that but I'm letting you know so that I'm cold as hell and I got a breeze all right I got a breeze coming up she was arrested for DUI and driving on roadways Lane for traffic where are your pants at it's in your bag I'll get your pants okay [Music] all right you don't have any pants in there okay yeah in that tan book bag yeah there's no pants in there it's empty foreign which ones what color this this [ __ ] there's there's no pants down there him to this car 31 is one of us bro okay the other side [Music] all right man I have to read everything that's on this card to you at the end it's going to ask you a yes or no question I just need to answer out loud yes or no okay it'll be quick the state of Georgia has conditions will you submit to the state administered chemical tests of your blood I don't understand that's all I can do is read it for you yeah and I and all I can say is I don't understand okay would you like me to read it again or no I don't understand okay while sitting inside the police vehicle to complete the necessary reports the driver Unleashed a barrage of verbal abuse and name calling towards the arresting officer my kids are waiting for me and there's no possible way I can go I can get a list from house can I ask you this what made y'all stop me so I tapped my kind of concrete wall and y'all y'all come to arrest me I mean that's minor you know yeah all right so as far as like my car getting wrecked like how did y'all know that my car was wrecked somebody called the police okay so I did not object to a test so how am I oh how am I locked up or how am I being arrested because you asked me like that I was I okay with taking tests or whatever the case was and I did not not taking the test so my question to you officer is like like how are y'all how did how do you all uh come to the club come to lock me up I got you we'll give you a court date and you can come ask all those questions we'll answer everything then we'll give you a court date and if you want to come ask those questions then then we'll be happy to answer them that's not going to happen yeah we're not going to talk about it tonight I know karma is real y'all working for a [ __ ] County goddamn government and [ __ ] but at the end of the day goddamn Karma don't discriminating against [ __ ] I got you guys what happened towards you because you ain't invested okay I appreciate you let me know and [ __ ] y'all ain't even damn give me no damn walk walk on the live ABC one two three y'all ain't give me none of that [ __ ] and I didn't damn I didn't deny the test [Music] so how's it y'all y'all didn't give me the test when your child got me up here they don't want the don't worry damn Precinct and [ __ ] but y'all filing that's that's Punk that y'all y'all being a punk right now y'all had everything the [ __ ] say when we was on that road on Ashford Dunwood road but y'all ain't got [ __ ] to say now and we finna go in the garage why y'all So Silent now cause y'all punk ass [ __ ] that's what the [ __ ] that I'ma let y'all know what the [ __ ] y'all is it's nice because y'all y'all wise or Y'all [ __ ] Ain't say what the [ __ ] y'all is and knowing how y'all how y'all gay [ __ ] is y'all probably getting [ __ ] oh that's probably why you ain't got [ __ ] to say now but you but you you responded now so I probably hit a nerve cause that what the [ __ ] really was going on I do and do so I gonna add to the notes [ __ ] I ain't got [ __ ] to do bro like come on but I know y'all can play God on these streets and then what the [ __ ] y'all do literally y'all with some Lanes in elementary and middle and high school that why y'all polices now right chuckle chuckle they got them Red Bull good as [ __ ] drinking that [ __ ] down huh right still this is ridiculous and I know I had socks in my purse in my dance bag and my clothes bag y'all got them arrest me and somebody's been robbed my ass while I was there waiting on y'all to [ __ ] arrest me my purse is not even in my [ __ ] vehicle so what did I do about that if my purse is not in my vehicle what am I supposed to do I'm not really sure if I left my job and my future my personal information was in my purse what am I supposed to do you got all the [ __ ] answers as far as locking me up but you cannot allow me or let me know what the [ __ ] I need to do what what steps I need to take to get my my personal information back you have nothing you have nothing to say right right and I'm wrong for getting mad forgetting my feelings about my personal information being [ __ ] stolen take a whole lot more than that to get me up so you can be mad okay well I'm asking you and if I ask you a question you're not responding clearly you feel some type of way about not responding back to what I'm asking you sir all right be a dumbass that's what most of y'all dick made [ __ ] is about is damn being Airheads that's all right cause my witch power real strong baby you got to sleep and you got to eat didn't know baby I know the line and I subpoenaed everything anything that happened anything to do with this situation so uh make sure you up and ready to go to court and make sure you put that badge number on the goddamn uh card as well too and your last name paperwork the paperwork that you could have did when you were running your dick suckers when you got them on the way to this [ __ ] priest thing man [ __ ] you man definitely want to [ __ ] your little short dick ass and you chuckling because you know they dick short you got why your wife damn [ __ ] on your [ __ ] off on your head right you know my wife or your girlfriend or your boyfriend [ __ ] you look like a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] if you ask me you are you are such a nice person you are such a [ __ ] I'm just letting you know if anybody told you today you a [ __ ] put that in the court trying to squirt a [ __ ] okay make sure you know make sure you show up for court that what you do officer [ __ ] you got everything to say when I got them top [ __ ] but when I ask you a question about my purse you ain't got [ __ ] to say that is so funny because you probably [ __ ] stall thing is on camera that's fine Boo and make sure whoever the [ __ ] stole my camera my uh person make sure that [ __ ] is on camera make sure no [ __ ] cameras is rolling at that part too gotcha that's what you know I don't get a [ __ ] about no camera don't I just say cheese all day long make sure you saying cheese and make sure you got them responding to the questions that I'm asking you on [ __ ] camera and all this [ __ ] that you doing on this [ __ ] laptop you could have did when we were on the way to this [ __ ] Precinct that what the [ __ ] you could have been doing so you need to hurry up and have you [ __ ] the goddamn roll this [ __ ] garage up so I can got them do what the [ __ ] I need to do small dick ass basket it'll be probably be a game fight [ __ ] make sure y'all put y'all badge numbers on there because complaints will be filed against y'all sounds good they sound real good that that ain't even that ain't even the first part I'm gonna have fun with you that what I'm gonna do you don't know who you [ __ ] with you're arrested the right one tonight imma juggle you like goddamn bottles [ __ ] think y'all gonna be protected behind some badges y'all and y'all play God because that was going on you playing God behind some [ __ ] badges pedophiles I am I I'm really like concerned because my purse is missing like real for real I'm really concerned I got you some pants coming so hopefully uh man [ __ ] them past my information is missing and my children are at the house waiting on me [ __ ] pants I don't give a [ __ ] about me the driver was subsequently transported to the de Cobb County Jail [Music] hey y'all [ __ ] do this lame ass [ __ ] We're Not Gonna live why y'all come let me call her live home who's wrong with that I ain't got [ __ ] to say hey cause that's the [ __ ] in you that's the [ __ ] in you to not let you respond to what the [ __ ] I'm saying