to get off. Get yourself off. You're arresting someone who's not me. I'm a private citizen. >> A woman walks out with a cart full of unpaid Target merchandise, insisting to the police that she's a private citizen and has done nothing wrong. >> They're kind of accusing you of stealing. No, >> you were not. Okay. Do you have your license with you, please? >> No. >> You're detained right now. Okay. Until I investigate this. Okay. I mean, if you want to do the private thing now, that's fine. >> But you have a valid driver's license. >> You just whipped up a old driver's license. But it's still valid. >> Okay, doesn't matter. I just told you I applied for a passport. I'm a private citizen. You're under arrest for retail. I'm not that I am not that business. I am a living woman. So, who are you arresting? We're arresting you. Don't make us pull you out. Crystal, please. You're out of the vehicle. >> Get out of the car. >> I don't play private citiz Don't Let's go. Let's go. You're on video stealing from the