foreign
but you don't live here you live in an
apartment so my suggestion would be for
you to go to your apartment okay and
just not get my mail no you have a right
to your mail your mail will be here only
last one is Angel for a meal okay all
I'm asking you to do is leave so I have
to rush why would you arrest me for
asking for my name because they don't
want you in here this is private
property it's their property it's not
yours I'm just asking for mail I'm
asking you to leave
if you don't leave I'm gonna have to
arrest you and it's not working I'm just
all safe for my mail I'm asking you to
leave I'm just asking for the mail do
you understand that what would you like
us to do okay
yes you're going to go to jail if you
don't walk out that door right now I'm
just asking for mail okay
do you sober up until you sober up I'm
just awesome you're just going to go to
jail today
okay just leave go home
tomorrow morning sure did my story yeah
when you sober up you're not drunk
why not
gosh wait I I just don't know how to put
it in explainer you're gonna go to jail
no you've been arrested before no you're
fixing to be you're drunk you just leave
him go home and
sleeping guys they don't want you here
that's seven times I've asked right
there will not be an eighth why not
because I'm going to put you in jail do
you understand what we're saying they
don't want you here because you're drunk
you need to leave that's perfectly fine
here's the door go because you're drunk
because you're drunk that's the reason
okay
this is not school I don't give you a
written version
excuse me
I'm a perfectly good citizen nobody said
you were a bad citizen
are you're causing trouble now
because you won't leave I'm gonna have
to arrest you
and I don't want to I'm not sure
[Music]
no no written excuses not a drop you're
drunk
I ain't got time for this
you guys want to press charges
you want to press charges
okay these are your options I obviously
she doesn't want to listen so do you do
you want to press charges
huh I'm gonna need you to go to court
I'm gonna need you to write a statement
that you've asked this lady to leave
five six times like I have and she'll go
to jail okay
gosh I can't believe you did this
go to jail
right here
have a seat
that's fine I don't know since my
[ __ ] rights
a couple hours
[Music]
here like you guys let her go she's
gonna come back down here and cause the
Ruckus after you leave too oh yeah so
she would leave when we were here and
put her handcuffs I don't know if she's
gonna do
when we unhand cover and
no no
she's going to jail okay
stay in here
[Applause]
because I asked you to leave and the
management asks you to leave
I live here man but you don't live in
the office
put your feet back in here
the pack is coming from Amazon I haven't
been delivered yet and you're [ __ ]
erosing me for it yeah you got yourself
arrested
[Applause]
[ __ ] you
no she's going to jail
[Music]
yeah I know she's drunk but I asked her
to leave eight times leave the office
she would not leave the office now who
is he to you who is he to you he's my
brother okay you need to take him away
from me okay he's drunk too before I
have to put him in jail I don't want to
I didn't want to put her in jail but so
take your brother please leave yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah hey so you're gonna
get she's going to catch a charge for
her if she breaks everything it is what
it is I don't know see the way she's
acting that's a no-go
thank you very much
foreign
people with no [ __ ] remorse I'm a
human woman
[ __ ] up
[ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ]
country
I gotta get my [ __ ] slipper back at
the very least
can I get my silver back at the very
least on my right foot so I don't hurt
my [ __ ] right clothes I want to go to
the [ __ ] chiropractor can I get that
please
I have it please
I'll give it to you when get to jail no
I really wanted to know this isn't your
world dear this isn't your world either
we all were brought up on the same
[ __ ] God
next time you'll listen when the police
tell you to do something I told you to
leave
told you to leave
my mail
right on time for doing my
night for emergency my life is quit on
time and I'm still get arrested you
[Applause]
no I would have left when the officer
told me
in the eye
zombies to leave the [ __ ] office for
asking for my mail and I asking the most
polite way I don't give a [ __ ] okay
that's fine all I want is my right
slipper back on my right foot
because I have a problem I have general
anxiety disorder if you guys don't
Elevate that then that's gonna be a real
issue
but I've never
never done wrong to a person on this
[ __ ] planet or ever wish wrong on
someone
I'm still here aggressive while people
are betrayed me [ __ ] misspelling me
people have stolen from me you guys
don't do anything
I completely understand yeah sure I
might be acting like a little Menace I
may be a little frustrated but can you
understand me for two seconds of your
human life
your daughters
I think my daughter would probably leave
at the priests
would never drink at the pool at her
apartment she paid three thousand
dollars for
the climbing is about your dog that's
what you don't understand
it's about being human you brought it up
oh Lord have mercy
oh yeah you want me follow you to jail
what you can
see it's not happening what's the name
of this place you got cards
please yeah let me grab a car
she is something else
how many times did you ask her to leave
several how many times did I ask her to
leave at least seven or eight eight holy
cow thanks guys
I have my truck if you want to come get
one
Saturday
where I'm going to get beat up and raise
that
can I at least know that you're going to
the Orange County Jail
okay
I hope not huh I said I hope not I'm
sorry I said I hope not I
love that answer
good morning good morning secure your
weapons absolutely