yeah both going out to the county jail
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I got a police officer in front of me
you're clearly not in front of me
he's not in front of me
I got a cop in front of me literally put
your hands behind me back
is right
next back up there she is
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back up now I'll tell you what's going
on back up I'm sorry
you under arrest for a decent exposure
get on the sidewalk and I'll explain
everything to you okay
you uh
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175 of course
I got 110 15 to catch offense
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hold on okay and I'll explain everything
to you just let me do my job all right
stop okay I'm good
you were peeing in the street which your
dick exposed okay when they all told me
that's where to go the people that
worked here oh okay there's bathrooms
inside but the people told me worked
here said that all right you do know
that you can't pen right I know I'm from
Baltimore the people that worked here
told me that so I followed these come on
come on so when you're basically pull my
pants down in front of everybody that's
on you it's a little embarrassing well
you shouldn't have been pissing into the
street computer work here said that no
it's not
come to me have a seat and try not to
piss in my car please
so
he was urinating industry okay
okay his penis was exposed and
everything like that
doesn't matter where you ran the United
States it is illegal so he didn't get a
summons as long as he doesn't have
anything back and I'm gonna cut him
loose who are you to him
okay y'all live together yeah okay I'm
gonna cut him into your custody as soon
as I'm done riding this up okay
[ __ ] ridiculous it's crazy so as soon
as I call my uncle who works for uh the
government and works for a [ __ ]
neighborhood it's
it's gonna be dropped looks it's just
it's crazy that we're still here right
now so as soon as we get a hold of him
it's gonna be dropped so we should
probably just let me go look up
Lieutenant Dan Corporal hook him up and
you're gonna lose your job I promise
if he does not calm down yeah
[ __ ] [ __ ] cause you're scared find
me 101 you [ __ ] [ __ ]
101 you [ __ ] blow your [ __ ] out
give me give me that I'm not ready [ __ ]
up you [ __ ] I don't know thank you
you're a [ __ ] you go ahead and get it
go ahead and get home yeah my uncle runs
the whole [ __ ] concept you're an
idiot you're a [ __ ] idiot now that
you lose your job you [ __ ] clown that
you lose your job I wasn't gonna do a
summons but he wants to act like this so
I'm like take him no he's going to go to
jail
yeah you're going to jailbreak I'm going
to jail okay
we're okay he's not gonna have a job
he's not gonna have a job Dan's gonna
have me out he's not gonna have a job
you don't care no we don't care I'm
trying I'm trying no you don't that damn
is gonna have a job and he's not so we
don't care babe dance has me out right
now [ __ ] clown you're a [ __ ] clown
open up the [ __ ] door and let me
fight you 101. bet what happens hold
gaps yet
hey no
no
let's go
back inside
behind your back
why would you even touch the door
you're under arrest resisting arrest I
didn't knew this [ __ ] was gonna open
director
175 of course
what the [ __ ]
yeah both going out to the county gym
[ __ ]
please I
don't die I hope you [ __ ] cry to
death beautiful
I promise you I would knock you out of
my own head I promise you I'll knock you
out of that but if I looked it out in
the next 30 seconds
so I got two of us here one four dude
all right so I can't transmit do you
trust me enough or you want me to read
you this narrative real quick
all right
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let's go what do you say
thank you you have three seconds I'm
giving you three seconds open this door
when you're [ __ ] up
and you're [ __ ] for life you're never
getting back to the military again I'll
give you three seconds three two
one
it's not open okay you're [ __ ] you're
[ __ ] you never have a job again you
[ __ ] [ __ ] so punch me all you want
when I get a scarf but you're gonna lose
so I guarantee you my my uncle gets out
of the Stars
so I'll give you another chance I'll
give you three more chances three
two
one
your whole career just went down
no they're only talking [ __ ] because I
had the upper hand you'll be able to uh
said that we can go home yeah
you're never gonna be in the military
again I'm not in the military so yeah
you can't do that
he can't you can get out in the morning
in the morning yeah when you bond out
you'll be able to get out
sure yeah