you were called in as a possible drunk
driver hey
I'm gonna kill people like five or six
times on her way home she went all the
way in the left lane and was head on
with cars that were parked on Scenic
going south and there was a police
officer on the yeah that wasn't me that
was you she was like twirling her hair
and she's like not a care in the world
you know what's how's it going today
yeah what kind of errands you're running
there's no grocery shopping
adult things yeah so where were you
coming from if we're being honest
it is
um
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because like I don't like doing things
by myself because I had anxiety so I
like people come in your own rides with
me so I was gonna go pick her up
so I can
dispensary get what I need and then
bring it back home if you want to I
could show you my medical card
do you have a prescription for Xanax
bars
no have you taken any
all right
we'll get some gloves because I believe
they're getting right there in the
driver's seat
we pretty much stay simple though
okay
Pam is your ID in your purse all right
I'll get it I'll get it hey I said I'll
get it stand over there at the end of
your car
can you hear me okay but if you are more
respectful about it if I'm just saying
I'm just saying all right if we're all
humans here if you were more respectful
about it
where's your idea
is it in here
no if the thing is that's my property
you have no toys actually I do because I
found freaking Xanax bars on your
driver's seat if you want to explain
something explain those
okay
hey will you do me a favor and go sit on
the bumper of that car over there
um
okay I just
Okay the reason you were pulled over
um you were called in as a possible
drunk driver and from the people that
were calling in said that you hit
multiple things I haven't been to the
other side of your car or really
inspected your car yet to verify that
but
um you were found you're you were found
here she's getting out with you we were
called in as a drunk driver okay upon
contact she's finding things that are
illegal in your car
so this is kind of the development that
we're going okay so for right now while
she's doing her job we're going to give
her some space and we're gonna go sit at
the front of that car okay okay
that's fine you can I mean the fenders
can be hot I mean if you want to sit on
this bumper that's probably not going to
be as hot but the fenders get hot
ma'am over here please I've asked you
yeah you're right it is your car
did she say yes or no sorry she started
talking
foreign
you asked me to be respectful didn't you
have I not been respectful with you and
you're not doing what I asked you okay
would you like to sit down on the grass
over there
like you can sit on the grass over there
or we can sit in the back of this car
here whichever one you prefer
okay
the only thing I'm seeing is there's
some scratchy stuff right there
no you're not you're staying right here
okay but why can't I get my phone
you're not getting back in that car
until they're done
okay but I feel like I should
be recorded right I know but why can't
I can't you're not going back in that
car you can request this recording you
can
shoot my car my phone is right on that
night because that is my human right
that is the bare minimum y'all can do so
I can go to my my phone is right there
look behind you so
you have any idea why we're here
I apparently what man saying was I was
drunk driving
okay I think he wasn't drunk driving no
I'm not out of curiosity has your car
always been like that in the front
okay what happened first okay see this
is part of my phone I do
um one day I came back from work like
just like was like getting off and [ __ ]
that was missing
no cooler housing missing
um
this side of my car
we have a Chevrolet truck that's in its
vintage like it's my grandpa's like old
school Chevrolet truck so it's like you
know it's the biggest book and then my
grandpa got like a Jeep Cherokee that's
also just like built in the 1990s and
then they got a sidekick suit okay
or whatever yeah um so like yeah do I
need to get that food no I'm just
curious I'm talking to you break we're
here when I got here I saw your
demanding your actions and all that
stuff okay
um now when I talk to you even more and
I'm looking at some indicators right now
okay I'm looking at your pupils I'm
looking at your eyes and I think that
you might be on the influence of some
type of narcotic not alcohol but I
believe in narcotic
okay
um So based off of what I'm seeing so
far would you be willing to do because
body tattoo to spell my suspicions that
you're under influence of any type of
narcotic
you want to do that okay do you have any
interest on anything about head injuries
have you had any previous concussions
not that I medically seeking attention
to it yes I meant uh medical wise money
hiding concussion
within the past I'd say 10 24 hours
10 24 hours yeah
um
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there's your legs for me face the card
spread your legs
spread your legs
um
I said hey down
can I touch my kitties bro it's all on
camera
oh you guys are gonna do my lavender
you want to try that oh you want
you want me
oh you wanna choke me I don't know do
you want to choke me out girl
holy [ __ ] oh you really
okay
you wanna choke me
all right
I thought they said they had it huh
my grandparents phone number because
last time one of you guys took me to the
mental hospital my grandparents could
not find me for wins
okay and your [ __ ] ass officers were
like oh you're gonna be okay you're
gonna say this is wrong but what are you
guys doing everything
good job
that's gonna be a fun ride
man I can still hear screaming
I can still hear it
jeez
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you know what
everything is gonna be fun I'm gonna get
bailed out
and girl
oh I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have a
good two weeks dip out this
[ __ ] place bro
I can't wait so genuinely and genuinely
thank you thank you for letting me
finally be free and giving me such BS of
capitalism
to the point where I'm just like wow I
really nothing really gives a [ __ ] cops
don't give [ __ ] about nobody but to meet
their [ __ ] quotas and they pick and
choose when they want to be nice
but like at the end of the day
oh
you're gonna tie me down sir
[ __ ] ass fish bro
all y'all wanted me
hahaha
better picture
it's a choice to be a cop it's not a
[ __ ] lie
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