27 I'll be out with him. He's actually sitting on a concour train. >> Identification, please. >> Yo, get out of here. >> No identification. >> Still here. >> Identification. >> You're still here. >> Identification, please. You're still here. >> identification. >> You're still here. >> I need your identification. >> What's that? >> I need your identification. >> What's my identification? >> I need your identification. >> What's my identification? >> I need your identification. >> What's my identification? >> Sir, >> turn around. >> Arrested for what reason? Now you want to talk. >> Are you being arrested? >> Put your hands. Yes, you are being arrested. >> One detained. >> I'm not being arrested. [sighs] >> What's your name? >> My name is Jason. >> Jason what? >> Jason the the whole system. >> Jason the whole system. Okay. Well, if you want to go to jail under that alias, we can do that, too. What's your name? It's >> right there. >> What's your name? >> How about you first? What's your name? >> What? >> What's your name? >> What are you arrested for? >> Tell me your name and I'll tell you what you're being arrested for. >> My name is Chase. Do you need my name? >> Chase what? >> Chase. >> Chase who? >> Do you need my name? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like is that >> Chase Bernetta? >> Yeah. Sir, do you know my name? >> Yeah, I need your name. I'm going to give you my name. >> Okay. What is it? >> And then Well, you going to let me go? >> No. I'm going to arrest you for stealing cookies from across the street. They have you on video. >> Oh, son of a [ __ ] You going to arrest me for that? >> Yeah, I am. >> That's America. >> That's America. That's you stealing. So, do you think stealing's right? >> That's who Key West is? >> Yeah. >> No, it's CVS. >> Yo, like, do you want to hang out here? Is this the place you want to hang out with? >> No. >> Do you want Yo, do you want to hang out with these guys? Yo, if that's what they arrest you, >> just if that's what they arrest you for, >> do you want to hang out with these guys? >> Sir, my name is Chase. >> Wonderful. When did you get to town? >> Just 3 weeks ago. >> Well, they caught you stealing cookies and they have it on video. >> Son of a >> Did they do that? >> Yeah. >> Where am I going? >> You're going to jail >> in Key West? >> Mhm. >> Florida. Mhm. >> Son of a >> You agree. >> This is Key West. >> Yeah. You >> These are the people in Key West. Do you want to hang out with these people? >> Do you have any ID on you? >> Negative. >> What happened to it? >> Do you want my Do you want my uh What? What's the address or like the >> Come on. >> Offside. >> Have a seat. Yo, where are you right now? >> Do you know where you are? >> Yep. >> Okay. Have a seat now. Just chill. Yo. Hey, where are you right now? >> Key West. >> Does that matter? >> I guess it's it's jurisdictional. Yeah. >> Are you in Australia right now? >> No. >> Are you in New Zealand? >> Are you in England? >> No. >> No. >> So, like, does that matter? >> Does your life matter? >> Negative. >> I think you're starting to realize that. >> Okay. Well, you'll have a place to spend tonight. How about that? >> Yo. Hey. Thank you, sir. >> You're welcome. Are you going to get Are you going to let me get out of here? >> Huh? >> Are you going to let me out of here? >> No. >> Well, that that'd be a great idea to let me out of here. >> Why are you speaking? >> Yo, dude, you're being watched right now. >> I think you got some mental issues here. >> Yo, the queen of England is watching. >> The queen of England is dead. >> She's watching. >> Uhhuh. Do you know that Danny's watching you? Do you know that your entire life is being recorded? >> That is true. >> Yeah. Okay. >> All right. So, like, are we resting? >> Yes, we are. >> Okay. >> Danny's watching right now. >> Who's Danny? >> He's from Oxford. >> Wonderful. Do you know who you are? Where are you from? >> You're being watched right now. >> What's your first name? >> C H Asa. >> All right. What's your middle name? >> Are you arresting me for something? >> Yes. >> What are you arresting me for? >> Shoplifting. >> Shoplifting. For >> For what? >> Yeah, you're being watched right now. >> Yeah. What's your middle name? >> The Queen of England. Okay. Uh, C H A S E B E R. Man, you're being watched right now. >> I know. B E R. >> Yeah, you're like by the Queen of England, >> right? She's dead. B E R >> Chucky's watching you. >> I know. Can we just get to the name? B E R. >> Charlie's watching. >> B E R N. >> Jimmy. Jimmy is >> Okay. >> Jimmy is from >> Okay, one more time. B E R. >> Is that it? Burn. What's your middle name? >> Andrew. >> And >> you're being watched right now >> by Chucky. >> What's your date of birth? >> Charlie's watching. >> Date of birth. >> 391. >> 89. You're being watched right now. >> Do you have an ID out of any state? >> Might be 81 or 32 in. >> Last place you had an ID from? What state? >> What? Uh I I wouldn't even know cuz I wouldn't even know the states that I'm from. Was it in Florida? >> You're being watched right now. >> I know. Can we get past the part that I'm being watched? I know we're being watched. >> Watching you. >> What's your last Which? Where's the last place you've been? You've been uh >> uh so South Florida, South Miami. What? >> 27 right now by Johnny. >> You're being watched right now. >> White male by date of birth. I'm not uh sure what state. >> What are you arresting me for, sir? Sir, >> I told you already. Try to think back. >> You're being watched right now. >> First name Chase Hotel Alpha Sierra Echo. >> Middle name Andrews. Common spelling. >> Last name is I'll just spell it for you. >> Copy. You're being watched right now by James Cameron. Your entire life [snorts] is recorded. You're being watched. >> Hey, >> what's up? Hey, >> copy. >> How you doing? >> Yo, you're being watched right now. >> You keep telling me that and I agree with you. >> I'm just talking to the camera. I'm not talking to you. You [ __ ] ass. That's not very nice. >> That's not very nice. But do I give a about your life? >> That's not very nice. >> Do I Do I care about your life? >> I don't know. >> Your life doesn't matter. >> Are you starting to understand that? >> So, you're going to explain it all to me? >> Beware is 3,147 in that. >> Yo, does this guy's life? >> Yo, he's starting to understand. >> Yo, he's starting to understand. I'm gonna try to look him up one more way, but as of right now, he's not coming back. >> He's really nervous right now. >> All right. Soon as I get his life back up here, I'll go through his stuff and try to find it. This is the name he gave me. And he's >> 20. >> His life doesn't matter to you, >> I'm going to keep looking for you. >> Yo, does that kid's life matter to you? I'm 100,000 years old. Does that guy Yo, the guy that I'm talking to right now, does his life matter? I think he's starting to realize that his life doesn't matter. It's irrelevant. And he's like really nervous and he gets nervous about it. And your life doesn't matter. >> Are you arresting me for something, sir? >> H Are you arresting me for something? >> How about you, Kevin? Good. >> Sir, are you >> confirmed? His last name is indeed Bravo Echo. >> That's what he said. Sir, is your life does your life 02 01989? >> Yep. Sir, does your life matter to me? >> Yeah, we're not getting anything back from him. >> Okay, I'll figure it out. >> Sir, does your life matter? >> Are you starting to realize this? >> Key West Patrol one. Does that make you nervous? >> Not at all. >> Love is love. What is love? When you start to understand like what love is, right? >> What is love? Are you starting to understand? >> Mhm. >> Guess I'm just not as on a higher plane like you are. >> Are you like Are you like down here? >> Mhm. >> That's fine. Do you know what love is, sir? What? >> You know, we don't have to talk. >> We don't have to talk. >> Let's keep it that way. >> Yeah. >> Be red, guys. >> Again, we we said we just agreed that we didn't have to talk. Do that. You keep talking. >> Do I care about your life? >> No, I don't think you should. >> Do you care about? >> Yeah, I do. I think you got >> I don't give a about your life. >> Well, that's okay. >> And is that okay with you? Yeah, that's fine with me. I'm I'm going to sneak fine with tonight knowing that. >> And do I give a about your life? >> No. >> Again, we don't have to talk. >> Yo, we don't have to talk. >> So, let's not >> Why are you nervous? >> I'm not nervous. >> Yo, I love you. >> Oh, appreciate that. >> Yo, is that what you is that the thing that like makes you feel most confident? What is Brad Pit? Pure confidence. This what I look like. Do I give a about you? >> I don't give a about your life. I don't care about you. >> Right. >> Are you going to keep arresting me? Well, I'm only arresting you once, so I don't know if I'm think I'm a >> I'm only This is Key West. Do you understand that? >> This is the way that Key West is. Do you want to stay here? >> You want to hang out with these people? Hang out with this. That's the way that he is. >> Do you want to hang out with them? be rad. It's 3,147. And >> that's that guy. [sighs] >> Do you want to start to get the picture? What's up? >> I got to pull him out and get his backpack and find his ID. >> What you have to go through backpack? >> But it's back. I got to unlock them. Lock them. Get the backpack off. >> Makes life easier. >> What? >> Makes life easier. >> Come on. Step out. Son of a >> 397 >> 39. Just hold this backpack right here. Let go of that one. >> Behind you. >> Are you resting? >> Yeah, we've been through this already. >> Are you arresting us, sir? >> Yeah. Go ahead. About halfife into your little hole. We went through this already. >> Bye. >> Um, he he keeps on coming in here stealing beer and stuff. Yesterday he stole beer and well, today he was caught. He took a Coke out of the package, started drinking it, and then took some cheesits. Okay. So, I uh Well, I called him and I said, "Leave the building. Leave the building." thing and he said a few profanities and all that >> and he took the stuff with him. >> Uh, no. Well, the Coke he already pulled it in a cup so I couldn't take that but I took the cheeses. Then he sat at the contra bench. Then he came back and I was up front with a vendor and he said from this point on you and you's life is no void. Do you hear me? Your life is nothing. And he went on and on and on. >> You got it on video. >> Yeah, it's on video. So I was pointing and I could several witnesses see him in a vendor and know I said sir kindly leave the building kindly leave the building. Then he started to approach me again. I go leave the building leave the building. So he finally left the building. So the two men I got was right next to me and then I guess he thought things were getting hectic and he finally left. >> So a Coke today and Cheeits and what did you get the other day? >> Beer. >> So how much total? Well, it's under $10, but he keeps >> No, no, no. I know. That's all. That's all I need. Yeah. And you have it on video. >> Uhhuh. >> All right. You can get it to me though, right? >> Yeah. Well, I uh you see me getting the items out of his backpack. >> Oh, great. >> And know I I hope it's in camera view, but I got several witnesses. I I got the Fredo guy, the vendor who saw it and all. And then I thought he was long gone when he came back and clear. All right. You got it, Nancy. >> All right. Okay. So, are you arresting him or you Oh, you giving him a trespassing word. >> I'm taking him to jail. >> Good. All right. Thank you. >> All right. Hold on. Let me get a case number for you. >> That's my goal. I ain't trying to keep you here. I ain't trying to keep you here. I'm just trying to get you the [ __ ] out of here. Are you arresting me for something? Thank you, sir. left home in Maryland. >> Chase, are you missing out of Maryland? >> Thank Yes, sir. >> Yeah. >> The area code is 21. >> That's you. >> That's me. >> Okay. >> Did you ever Did you ever get recovered? >> You guys are funny. What >> did anybody ever recover you or? >> Uh, never. No one ever recovered me. >> Who reported you missing? >> The Key West police, obviously. >> No, someone else. We found out that you were missing. >> No way. >> Where'd you go missing from? What state? What city in Maryland? >> Baltimore. >> A smaller city. Only >> Rock only. Only or Rockville? Rockville. >> Do you still have your iPad? >> Negative. >> That's my favorite. >> These guys are funny as >> Dude, these guys, Dude, these guys in Key West are funny. Yo, these guys quiet. Adults. >> All right. Yo, adults are talking. See, that's defin why why doesn't he come up in FNC? >> Dude, these guys are funny as [ __ ] You ask >> probably never had a uh >> Yeah, but he should still be in an FNC [laughter] if he's listed as a missing person. >> Are you too? >> Yeah. >> You say you Google his name and found out he was a missing person out of New York. >> Out of New York of all places. >> Why is that funny? >> Because New York's the [laughter] >> two one. Stop scrolling so fast and you're scanning >> 2189. >> That's what he did. >> Sorry. >> Did you burn me? >> Burn a titch. >> That's what he did. >> Are you guys like funny or anything? >> You guys have the upper hand, man. >> Charges. >> Trespass. >> Trespass. >> Like douchebag like douchebag 101. >> What um mental health issues do you have? >> Negative. Nothing. >> Nothing. >> Nothing on Tuesday. She says stand by. Do >> you guys Do you guys need help? >> Have you ever had Have you ever had an ID card or a driver's license? >> Negative, sir. >> Never. >> Negative. >> Just never had an ID card or driver's license >> in New York. >> Oh, yeah. >> In New York. You did? >> In New York? Oh, I've had I've had a I've had a driver's license. >> In New York? >> Yeah, dude. >> Oh, we can't find it. >> Do you know who Tom Brady is? >> Huh? >> Do you know who Tom Brady is? Yeah, he's >> You think so? >> Oh, I think I love meeting with Sheraser advised 30 minutes or more ago. Um, she was robbed. They took her wallet. They get very very evasive on anything. Um, [clears throat] she advised the subject. Suspect's name is Michael, unknown last name, but uh, black shirt, we baseball cap, baseball shirt. >> You lived in Miami Beach for a while. >> Two months, two weeks. Oh. Wait, you're a smart guy >> cuz you you know what's going on. >> I just know how to use Google. >> Oh, all right. Well, like >> do you know your ID number out of New York? >> Uh no. >> No, >> dude. Just trying to get the New York as soon as possible, man. >> We're just trying to identify you. >> Oh, wait. You want to identify me? >> Yeah. >> Do you do you want my social security? >> I'm not like yo yo sir. >> Social haney. >> What? >> Yeah. >> I'm not Yo, I'm not hiding who I am. Yeah, we know that. >> I guess it only works. Oh, we have a social. We have your social >> from my social. Like, >> we have it. >> All right. So, like, do you know who I am? I'm not Michael Jordan. >> We think so. You're Chase Benedit. >> Yeah. >> Why did we come through Pistol Pete? >> I have no idea. >> Hey, well, we got a wise guy up here. >> Why do we call Miami Day? >> Well, they call him Rockland >> cuz Miami. >> Yeah, that's where he said trying to unfuck this. Huh? It's channel two time. >> Well, Miami gay arrested him like six times. >> You guys are the funniest. >> You didn't find him either, >> dude. Like, I'm done. Like, what are you guys arresting me for something? Like, what do you guys Yeah, you're under arrest. >> Just let me go, man. Like, I don't know. Is >> he sitting on the train? >> He was laying out sleeping on it. They hadn't they left the trainers hand in so laying right out on the bench. [laughter] >> Yo, these these are the funniest guys. Ah, >> I'm I'm the funniest guys in America. >> I'm going to run a CH. You know, he has prior petty [laughter] theft charges and charges with a felony. >> Do you believe? >> I don't want channel two to figure out who he is. >> I'm done. I'm done. Yo, I'm done. I'm done. Like, yo, like I like >> studs. Yo, I've lived my life. Like, you know Brad Pitt. >> You think he's pretty? >> Who? Oo. >> Do you know Brad Pitt? Never heard of him. >> Just let me go, man. Stop this. >> You guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] dude. Let me go. Come on, [laughter] dude. You [ __ ] I'm going to crack, bro. You have a [snorts] >> [clears throat] >> Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thanks. There's nothing to see. There's nothing to see here, man. They're just being protocol. There's nothing to see here. Like, what am I doing? There's nothing to see here. >> Wait, are you trying to charge me with a felony? >> Yeah, of course. Oh, wait. Do you know Tom Brady? >> Nope. >> Yeah. Yo, are you from Key West, sir? >> No. >> All right, sir. Are you from like around here? >> Oh, I live here now. >> All right. [clears throat] What son of What's that? >> I said son of a >> Yeah. Well, that's fair. When was the last time you arrested? >> Um, the last time James Cameron made a movie. Is that a good answer? >> I don't know what's going on between your ears, but it can't be fun. >> Yeah. All right. You know, to be fair, you haven't blown me yet. And and when I say blow me, you haven't checked my BAC. Why would I need to do that? I'm not arresting you for being >> Thank you, sir. And like, what are you wait What are you arresting me for? >> Let's see if you can remember. I've told you this now five times. >> I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. >> So, can you remember? Think back. You can do it. >> Wait. Oh, wait. We got a wise guy up in here. >> Come on. You can do it. >> Just say just say, "Dude, get out of here." Like, what are you doing here? >> No, cuz you're what we call uh >> suspect. So you're always going to be a problem. So we arrest people who are problems. So hopefully they will amend their ways and or leave town or not. So there you go. >> Are you from the >> Yes. >> Where you from? >> You just found out >> the m Are you a mate? >> Do you want me to call your parents or something? They probably want to know. >> Wait, like no, dude. Like dude, to be honest with you, >> dude. Dude, >> sorry. Sorry. Sorry, >> dude. Dude, >> sorry, >> dude. >> Okay, you're funny. I get it. Look, dude. Like, >> dude, again. >> Okay, >> officer. >> Dude, officer. Sorry. Officer, sorry. >> You know me. >> No, I don't. [laughter] >> And I know you. And I'm trying to get out of here as soon as possible. I'm not trying to like be arrested like all the time. >> Yeah. Can I haggle with you? Like, are you rational? Like, what? >> Did you say no? >> No. >> Can I haggle with you? Like, can I like >> What do you want to haggle? Haggle over what? Are we buying something? >> Yeah. Like, can I like get out of here as soon as possible? Like, >> what? >> What? >> I didn't hear what you said. >> Whoa. What? What? What? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What? Right up your do you have a daughter? >> No. Have you >> dude don't kill me with this right now? Like >> have you been treated for some mental >> Oh my. You would. >> You would. >> Is this Key West? Ah, this is Key West intelligence. >> You got issues. >> No, you have issues cuz you're [ __ ] saying that I have issues. >> I know. And that's why you have issues because you say I have issues. There's a million girls in El Salvador that are watching this right now. But don't don't wave your hair right now at me. Like don't say like, you know, I have nice hair. I don't care about your hair. [clears throat] [ __ ] Are we getting anywhere? >> Yeah, we're doing we're making pretty good time. >> All right. Can I get out of your face like as soon as possible? >> As soon as you get to jail. >> Where's the jail? >> Can I get out of the jail as soon as possible? >> That's up to you. Do you have bond, buddy? >> Do you know Brad Pit? >> You have this obsession with Brad Pitt. Do you like him or something? >> I have this like like I want to like jack off at him. Like I want to [ __ ] shoot him in the face. different. >> I'm not different cuz I like him. >> I said that's different. >> No, it isn't because everybody loves him and everybody loves Brad Pit >> and just cuz I'm the greatest movie director on the planet. >> Oh, you direct movies? >> Oh, is that what you do? >> No, that's what you said. >> Oh, I'm sorry, Jimmy. Like, is is that what you do? You direct movies. And just because it's America, >> we're slipping back into Crazy Town. So, I'm going to take an exit out of Crazy Town and we'll be quiet for >> Oh, we have a smart guy. There's a smart guy in the house. >> Yo, just cuz it's a marathon doesn't mean it's a marathon. >> No, you said that. >> Jimmy loves marathon. Why does Jimmy love marathon? Why? >> Want to write Nancy a letter >> apologizing for taking her soda and drinking it in the store? >> Dude, anything to like to Wait, can I ask you a question, man? Like, be honest. Like, >> sure. >> What would help me to like get out of here as soon as possible? >> Well, that's not that is anything in my hands. You got to go through the court process now. >> Hey, we got a wise guy up in here. You want to write a letter of apology for stealing the >> Yes, sir. >> And the cheese. Why did you steal cheese? [laughter] >> Sir, can I please write a letter >> of apology? >> Do you want to move to Australia with me? >> Is that your thing? Like, do you want to move Australia? >> Sir, >> sir, >> sir, >> sir. Doctor, >> can I please write a letter of apology >> to Nancy? >> Sure. >> Not just my my not just my aunt, but like to everybody and say, "Hey, [clears throat] I would love to get out of here as soon as possible. Is that okay with you?" >> You can write it to Nancy for taking her stuff. >> We have a smart guy. Not really. >> Wait, why is this guy here? Huh? >> You You know I'm trying to help you out as much as possible, man. Like, >> not really helping me out. >> How can I help you out? >> You just sit back and be questions. >> And >> that's it. >> And >> that's all you have to do. >> And oh my god, don't be simple. Oh my god. Everybody is watching. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you. >> You already are. Just be quiet, >> dude. Everybody's watching this right now. You know, because I love you. Like, because you for a lot of >> Yo, because I love you, man. Like, I don't even know you and like because I love you. [ __ ] I don't even know you and I love you. Like that's and everybody's watching this right now. Like >> where'd you stay last night? >> In a bar. >> Drinking a little. >> A little bit of white room. >> Where are you getting your money from? >> Oh my god. Have fun for five minutes, man. >> Did your parents send you money? >> Oh, we got a wise guy up in here. >> You want me to call your mommy? Hey, we got a wise guy and he's funny and he's >> your dad or your sister or your brother, whoever. >> Yo, he's funny. Like, yo, this is what I like about Key West, man. Like, they're funny. I'll arrest you. I'll throw you in jail. I'll throw you out of jail. I'll throw you. They're funny, man. Yo, look at these guys, man. Like, they're funny. >> When did you get to >> What's up? When did you get to town? >> 3 years ago. >> When? >> 3 years ago. >> How'd you get here? >> Via Gordon. >> Transit. >> Via Gordon Transit. >> Via Gordon Traer. >> Transit. Transit. Transit. >> So, what do you do for work? >> Wait. Are you like you're like taking me to jail right now? That's what you're doing. I am. >> Okay. All right. [ __ ] Are you like Wait, like what are you arresting me for >> now? We already did this. We can't do repeats. >> Already know the answer. Don't ask questions. You know the answer to. >> Okay. >> You know you're better than that. >> I know. >> So, stop asking that. Then I'm going to start thinking lowly. >> Okay. So, when I'm sober, you're going to let me go. >> No. >> You're an >> Why? Because I don't want to do what you say. That's very rude. >> Yo, like these guys are funny in Key West, man. Like, wait, like, are you are you Wait, like are you okay? >> Oh, fantastic. >> Oh, yeah. Like, am I okay? >> No, you're not. >> Why am I not okay? >> Cuz you're getting arrested. >> Four. >> Remember, you did this already. >> I know. Is he Is he trying to be funny? Like, >> come on. Wait, so like >> going to make you going to make me think lowly of you because you can't figure out. >> So like what are you arresting for? >> You know that already. >> Are you like trying to be funny? >> No, I'm not. >> Do you know who Tom Brady is? >> See, again, you're not even a good drunk. >> Oh my god. Yo, these guys are funny. >> Yo, like Okay. >> Yo, like >> I'm sorry. Yo, yo, [ __ ] I got a wise guy. >> No girlfriend, no job, no nothing. Huh? >> I got a wise guy up in here. >> He's funny. >> Can't decide if you're drunk or a little soft in the head. From column A, column B. >> Hey, thank you, man. >> Thank you. Yeah. No, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Cuz you're being you're being nice to me. But but like where are we going? Where are we going right now? >> Stop. >> Okay. >> Remember, you're going to start looking dumb if you keep asking. >> I I know. Okay. Sorry. All right. Dude, these guys are >> I know where we're going. >> Dude, these guys are funny as [ __ ] These guys are funny. >> Yeah, these guys are funny as [ __ ] Okay, so >> claiming to be a smart guy. Don't ask stupid questions. the answer to >> Yo, we got a wise guy over there. Yo, the funny thing is like I don't like I don't really run into like smart people that that often. >> Well, that's kind of surprising considering you >> when I was in college. I I ran into you go to college. >> No, I did go to college. >> Yeah. What college? >> The univer you don't care. You know, >> what was it? >> Wait. Yo, these guys are wise. >> What's the name of your college you went to? >> Yo, I'm not from Q West. We got a wise guy over here. >> He's a smart guy. Look at this guy. Oh [ __ ] >> Have you ever been arrested for uh theft? >> For being an Yeah. >> Oh, being a theft. Look at We got a smart guy here. >> Yo. Oh my god. >> Have you ever been arrested for that? >> Wait, I'm dealing with a smart guy. Yo, this guy's smart. He's not a dumb mother. >> What? >> How? Wait, how old are you? Are you 50? Like something? >> Wait, look. Look. Yo, I've never I'm sorry. I'm Yo, I'm sorry, sir. >> Sir, I'm calling you sir. >> What? >> I'm giving you respect. What's What's your Now, think before you ask this question. Is it a dumb question or a smart question? Or is it a question I've already asked 50,000 times before? >> Where am I going tonight? >> I don't know. You Oh, you probably be spending the night in jail. >> Okay. Like, can I get out of here? >> Probably not. Do you have any money to bail out? >> Like, man, you'll probably get the out of here in like 30 seconds. >> I think so. I'll put money against that. Have you had >> Wait, like sir, can like can I ask you a question? >> You just did. >> Please, can I get out of here as soon as possible? >> No. >> Yo, this guy's funny. Like, yo, these guys from Key West. Like, >> who you talking to? >> Well, I'm just talking to like whoever. Like, >> nobody here except you and I. >> I know. Yo, like this guy's funny. Like, yo, >> you talking to? >> We got a [ __ ] wise guy. You're like, "Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Missing for so long. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I've never I've never like dealt with a wise guy before. >> Did you know Do you know Robert Dairo? He's a wise guy. >> Here's what I could pick up for the time we spent together. >> Do you know Jack Nicholson? >> You're obsessed with movies though. You're obsessed with Brad Pitt. >> Do you know Brad? Well, Brad >> I think you're you got some some health issues. >> Brad Pitt is scared of me cuz I'm sexier than him. La Brad Pit is scared the out of me cuz he's scared. Brad Pit is scared of me. Holy sh mother. What up? All right. Can I get out of here in like two days? Maybe. >> All right. Not up to me. >> Fair enough. Where are you right now? You know Brad Pit is watching. Dude, you want to know why Brad Pit's like a little bit scared, dude? Because like Yeah. Like who is the sexiest man on the planet, you know? And like, yo, if you ask that question, you're just like, man, like >> can I ask can I can I be honest with you here? >> 100%, dude. 100%. Yeah. Like, >> all right. You know, is that like an issue with >> Can I Can I give you some advice here? >> Yes, sir. >> All right. I'm not You're not listening. I'm trying to impart something on you right now. >> All right. Impart upon me, Sir Darth. >> You're not going to get upset. >> Okay. >> And I like it when people tell me, >> but uh like I have bad breath and people tell me I have bad breath. I'm like, "Hey, thank you." Cuz then I can take care of it. Okay. >> Wait, we have a smart Wait, this is a really smart guy. Okay. >> So, are you listening? >> I'm listening. But do you want to know something special? >> You're not listening cuz you want to go right into >> You're an You think I'm an cuz you're >> trying to give you some advice. >> No, you think I'm an Because you're an >> Okay, you don't want the advice. >> Do you want Do you want my advice? >> Nope. 27 arrival. >> Brad Pit number one. Leo number two. >> But is Brad Pitt number one? >> I don't really know. >> Yeah, because you want to know why. I don't care about how hot guys are. >> Yeah. >> Appreciate how you do, but >> you don't you don't get gay. You don't get gay like that. >> No, I'm not gay. >> Oh, I get gay like that. >> You're gay like that. >> Oh, I get gay like that. >> No, you >> I'm from Key West. >> No, you're not. You're from Maryland. >> I'm from your mother. >> No, you're being mean and a jerk. >> I know. But yo, you're funny. We got a funny guy. We got a wise guy over here. >> Can I give you some advice? >> Nope. Brad Pit might not be the sexiest guy in the world. And you want to know why? Hey, your mother, dude. You want to know why? Yo, it's like a serious question at this point. Yeah. >> Yo, it's a it's a question. I am in. Is it 9:31 in the morning? Is it 9:31 in the morning? >> Yep. >> Sorry. Yo, you know I like you, right? Like, >> doesn't really affect me either way. >> You don't give a like, do I like do I want you as a fan? No. >> Come on out. >> Thank you, sir. >> Stay right there. Don't move. >> Wait, so what was I going to tell you about Brad? >> Nothing. You already told me that. >> Is he a pretty guy? >> No, I don't think so. >> I'm not into dudes. >> I don't think so. >> I'm not really into dudes. So, >> girls, >> dude, what are you wearing? belt. >> That's funny. It's like >> it's a bad phrase, homie. >> Oh, I'm a homie now. >> You're my best friend. You're a [ __ ] funny ass guy. >> That would make sense considering >> Yo, you guys are funny. Like you guys are >> Yo, I'm not from like a funny place. Like the place that I'm from is like >> Where are you from? >> Rockco Maryland. You guys from Key West? >> Wait, what do you like? Do you need like >> Yeah, cuz you're going to the jail. >> Okay. >> What? >> What am I arresting you for? >> I already told you. You remember? >> I don't, but I will. again. We don't know what to talk about. >> Dude, dude, bro, >> dude, bro, bro, >> dude, bro, man, you red. >> He was charged with theft and sentenced to 10 days in jail. >> Thanks for watching. Be sure to subscribe for more videos like this.