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- 2025-06-30 02:53
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what's up everybody now TLC is known for having really weird shows they were Honey Boo Boo adopting adults but this one Takes the Cake and needs to be stopped this is the most insane show I have ever seen on television now it starts off pretty normal it turns out it's a bunch of MILFs that are going on an island and there will be participating in a dating show but there's a Twist because they will be dating each other's Sons yup you heard that right and it gets weird real quick let's dive into the steaming pile of cringe so the MILFs are just getting to know each other they're chatting but before we get any further let me introduce you to the most promiscuous MILF that we will be encountering today now she is very proud that she has six kids with different fathers because in her mind having six kids with only one father would be a tragedy and I feel like I've been judged by having multiple kids from not having the same dad in fact that's the number one question people ask me like like if I'm the same guy I'm like no why would I have six kids from the same guy hello so this is the part where things get really weird because all the guys line up behind this partition the women are getting excited but when it's finally revealed what's happening the guys are like oh hell no why the hell is my mom there whoa that's my mom right there and here it is oh my God I knew my son Gabriel was going to be in Mexico with me I thought he was going to be on a separate dating retreat but he's in my dating pool and I'm gonna have to see my son date these moms this is crazy bro so this right here is the face of regret she's probably telling herself why the hell did I sign up for this now I'm going to have to date all these little boys while my son is right next to me and don't worry guys it gets much weirder I'm not saying the women are unattractive I'm just saying they all have sons and like honest it's gonna be a weird experience getting close with the guys and then you know going out on dates with their mothers seriously I wonder how that's gonna go the guys are gonna be trying to make friends and then they're like oh yeah by the way I'm trying to plow your mom tonight like this show makes no sense whatsoever honestly there are high chances that this show might get canceled within the first few episodes it wouldn't be the first time for TLC oh you're the baby and you're gonna be 22 right so if you're gonna have a younger guy there's going to be a lot more sex I would think so let's unpack this for a second she's 60 and the guy is 20. what if we reverse the rolls just for a second and it was a bunch of 60 year old perverts going after a bunch of 20 year old girls there would be outrage there would be riots in the streets trying to get to these 60 year old perverts but here we are and this is acceptable on TV my mind is completely blown here you're not you're not calling him dad you're calling him daddy no I'm calling him daddy so this one is the worst of them all definitely she's really trying to get it on on the first night with the swaeley looking kid and you're going to see just how desperate she's gonna become in just a minute so next The Producers have the great idea of doing a challenge to find out who gets the best room in the villa and the challenge is honestly the most insane thing I have ever seen on television so this is how it goes the moms have to touch all of the boys while they are blindfolded and by touching their shoulders and abs they have to figure out which one of them is their son so yes they have to try to fondle their sons which is crazy like I can't even process that information so I'll let one of the moms explain it to you just to make sure you really understood how insane this is the bombs get a blindfold and you have to go up and touch all of the young men and figure out by touching their chests and abs and shoulders which one is their son no God no God please no no no I don't think so nope oh honestly I think this challenge is all backwards a mother should not know how her son feels and if she does I think that she should get the smallest room they really have this all wrong Joey smells that [Music] um so next all the mothers take turns fondling each other's Sons including their own and then finally a winner is decided to put an end to this nightmare congratulations your time is a winner you get the sweet so the sweet is really nice there's double beds then Sana and jacuzzi but there's a caviar you have to share it with your mom obviously with this show it's gonna be some nonsense I'm honestly at a loss for words but we're not even at the worst part yet everything that's come out of his mouth has been just I'm just wrong I'm just wrong and I'm just like you're welcome this is your dad are you ready until I'll see you tomorrow maybe smooth yeah no we're going in together sleepy easy still give me love we're going in together I don't know if it's the producers that are that twisted or that's just his personal choice but he's literally wearing a onesie like a baby now I really wonder who came up with this stupid show I wonder how it was at the board meeting when they're like you know what let's take a bunch of MILFs and have them date each other's Sons like who the hell thought that was a good idea Joey continues to block me this entire time he's going to ruin the experience for me now oh my God I honestly don't even know how this kid is supposed to recover from this experience to see his mom acting in such a shameful [ __ ] way on TV on top of that she is definitely going to traumatize him so if I always have some great conversations I've been very open I've been very real with her so at this point you know where we going with this are we you trying to get the day one Strokes like I don't know so thirst King shows up to thirst Queen's room but it turns out that thirst Queen's son was actually there because that's where he's supposed to sleep right so thirst King decides to change plan and say that no he's not coming to plow her he was just there to remind him to wake up early to go to the gym yeah okay good morning bro make sure you're up I'm [ __ ] blocking my mom because first night no you've known him for six hours okay so before we wrap up the video I want to introduce you to Jim over here now Jim how should I say it he likes feet he likes feet a lot Paula has these feet that I just want to like oil up and lather and just massage and get real warm and then paint her toenails maybe a color and like suck the acrylic off into toes and shove in my mouth so I think that's a good indication that it's time to wrap up the video I can take more of this cringy nonsense I really hope this weird-ass show gets canceled because honestly this show is so disturbing these kids are gonna be so traumatized after the end of the show they're going to need to spend thousands on psychologists and psychiatrists and to undo all the damage that this show caused them anyways 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