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what's up everybody now TLC is known for
having really weird shows they were
Honey Boo Boo adopting adults but this
one Takes the Cake and needs to be
stopped this is the most insane show I
have ever seen on television now it
starts off pretty normal it turns out
it's a bunch of MILFs that are going on
an island and there will be
participating in a dating show but
there's a Twist because they will be
dating each other's Sons yup you heard
that right and it gets weird real quick
let's dive into the steaming pile of
cringe so the MILFs are just getting to
know each other they're chatting but
before we get any further let me
introduce you to the most promiscuous
MILF that we will be encountering today
now she is very proud that she has six
kids with different fathers because in
her mind having six kids with only one
father would be a tragedy and I feel
like I've been judged by having multiple
kids from not having the same dad in
fact that's the number one question
people ask me like like if I'm the same
guy I'm like no why would I have six
kids from the same guy hello so this is
the part where things get really weird
because all the guys line up behind this
partition the women are getting excited
but when it's finally revealed what's
happening the guys are like oh hell no
why the hell is my mom there
whoa
that's my mom right there
and here it is oh my God I knew my son
Gabriel was going to be in Mexico with
me I thought he was going to be on a
separate dating retreat but he's in my
dating pool and I'm gonna have to see my
son date these moms this is crazy bro
so this right here is the face of regret
she's probably telling herself why the
hell did I sign up for this now I'm
going to have to date all these little
boys while my son is right next to me
and don't worry guys it gets much
weirder
I'm not saying the women are
unattractive I'm just saying they all
have sons and like
honest it's gonna be a weird experience
getting close with the guys and then you
know going out on dates with their
mothers seriously I wonder how that's
gonna go the guys are gonna be trying to
make friends and then they're like oh
yeah by the way I'm trying to plow your
mom tonight like this show makes no
sense whatsoever honestly there are high
chances that this show might get
canceled within the first few episodes
it wouldn't be the first time for TLC oh
you're
the baby and you're gonna be 22 right
so if you're gonna have a younger guy
there's going to be a lot more sex I
would think so let's unpack this for a
second she's 60 and the guy is 20. what
if we reverse the rolls just for a
second and it was a bunch of 60 year old
perverts going after a bunch of 20 year
old girls there would be outrage there
would be riots in the streets trying to
get to these 60 year old perverts but
here we are and this is acceptable on TV
my mind is completely blown here you're
not you're not calling him dad you're
calling him daddy
no I'm calling him daddy
so this one is the worst of them all
definitely she's really trying to get it
on on the first night with the swaeley
looking kid and you're going to see just
how desperate she's gonna become in just
a minute so next The Producers have the
great idea of doing a challenge to find
out who gets the best room in the villa
and the challenge is honestly the most
insane thing I have ever seen on
television so this is how it goes the
moms have to touch all of the boys while
they are blindfolded and by touching
their shoulders and abs they have to
figure out which one of them is their
son so yes they have to try to fondle
their sons which is crazy like I can't
even process that information so I'll
let one of the moms explain it to you
just to make sure you really understood
how insane this is the bombs get a
blindfold and you have to go up and
touch all of the young men and figure
out by touching their chests and abs and
shoulders which one is their son no God
no God please no no
no I don't think so nope oh
honestly I think this challenge is all
backwards a mother should not know how
her son feels and if she does I think
that she should get the smallest room
they really have this all wrong Joey
smells that
[Music]
um
so next all the mothers take turns
fondling each other's Sons including
their own and then finally a winner is
decided to put an end to this nightmare
congratulations your time is a winner
you get the sweet so the sweet is really
nice there's double beds then Sana and
jacuzzi but there's a caviar you have to
share it with your mom obviously with
this show it's gonna be some nonsense
I'm honestly at a loss for words but
we're not even at the worst part yet
everything that's come out of his mouth
has been just I'm just wrong I'm just
wrong and I'm just like you're welcome
this is your dad
are you ready
until I'll see you tomorrow maybe smooth
yeah no we're going in together sleepy
easy
still give me love we're going in
together I don't know if it's the
producers that are that twisted or
that's just his personal choice but he's
literally wearing a onesie like a baby
now I really wonder who came up with
this stupid show I wonder how it was at
the board meeting when they're like you
know what let's take a bunch of MILFs
and have them date each other's Sons
like who the hell thought that was a
good idea Joey continues to block me
this entire time he's going to ruin the
experience for me now
oh my God I honestly don't even know how
this kid is supposed to recover from
this experience to see his mom acting in
such a shameful [ __ ] way on TV on top
of that she is definitely going to
traumatize him
so if I always have some great
conversations I've been very open I've
been very real with her so at this point
you know where we going with this are we
you trying to get the day one Strokes
like I don't know so thirst King shows
up to thirst Queen's room but it turns
out that thirst Queen's son was actually
there because that's where he's supposed
to sleep right so thirst King decides to
change plan and say that no he's not
coming to plow her he was just there to
remind him to wake up early to go to the
gym yeah okay good morning bro make sure
you're up
I'm [ __ ] blocking my mom because first
night no you've known him for six hours
okay so before we wrap up the video I
want to introduce you to Jim over here
now Jim how should I say it he likes
feet he likes feet a lot Paula has these
feet that I just want to like oil up and
lather and just massage and get real
warm and then paint her toenails maybe a
color and like suck the acrylic off into
toes and shove in my mouth
so I think that's a good indication that
it's time to wrap up the video I can
take more of this cringy nonsense I
really hope this weird-ass show gets
canceled because honestly this show is
so disturbing these kids are gonna be so
traumatized after the end of the show
they're going to need to spend thousands
on psychologists and psychiatrists and
to undo all the damage that this show
caused them anyways thanks for watching
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you guys on the next video
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