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guys
what's up everybody so unfortunately
nicocado avocado is now a Ghost Hunter
and that was found on the D fire podcast
this channel is only three weeks old and
it's him and some other guy that I seem
to recognize but I don't know where I
saw him anyway so now they're hunting
ghosts they're going into haunted houses
and I find it really cringy now I might
be biased because I really can't stand
this type of content to begin with all
the Paranormal channels really not my
thing but nicocado just makes it way
cringier than it needs to be anyways
without further Ado let's dive into the
steaming pile of cringe little house
so I talked to this thing that is like
one method of communication and then
they can also just speak and then you
hear them for that yeah but they can
also they can text me
they can do true or fals and then
there's uh you can ask them to draw a
question so most of the video will be
centered around this item where
supposedly the ghost is texting them
it's definitely not one of their friends
that's actually texting them all the
nonsense also Nick's here by the way
I can hear you opening a [ __ ] bag of
Takis how come you're allowed to eat but
I'm not you need to go in the demon I
think not I have to eat first all right
get your blood sugar levels right it
said when I asked about you it said
heavy and Famous
I like the last part but you're the Dead
one so shut your trap I don't know I got
nothing but respect for these
[ __ ] in here the demons they
keep saying heavy about you where right
there it says remove heavy remove heavy
remove heavy weight loss Journey remove
heavy remove heavy remove heavy so this
is going to be a recurring joke
throughout the episode every time he
gets a text message through that stupid
device it has to do about Nick ocado's
weight somehow this house is haunted by
a fat shaming spirit
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it says starve starve sub blade you're
gonna be starved up subscribers you I
had to pee I didn't like you too many
people they said Die Fat Man
please kill me
it's moved on now fat
phobic piece of ghost like I said the
only joke here is that the ghost doesn't
like fat people and they're going to do
it over and over and over it's just so
not funny how do people watch this this
is really creepy
we need cameras
wait stay no no I'm supposed to come
back no you're staying with you're not
gonna you're not gonna block me in here
I'm not gonna lock you what are you
trying to do he's scared I don't
understand why he's so scared because it
says drop a lot it says heavy it says
drop heavy man go through there
and I have to poop do you have to poop
is that what I've been smelling I farted
oh oh that was me that was really we're
doing fart jokes now what is C12 I guess
that's probably the age of his audience
though so I guess it makes sense me look
at this floor this is the scariest part
is how flimsy this house feels no stop
it you [ __ ] this house isn't rated for
you don't do that it said trip ceiling
drop they hate you man well first of all
it's too much weight loss
it wants us to puncture heavy man
what was that
did you hear that yeah
did you hear that did you hear that
now what the hell is up with that creepy
laugh I still don't know who I think is
the cringier out of the two is it
nicocado avocado with his weird faces or
is it this guy's bad acting that is
trying to convince us that his house is
actually haunted well you're you're
grabbing your eye with the with the
finger you use to eat a Takis I know and
I regret it what do you mean Before Time
what does that mean all right we'll go
to true or false
Josh
are you feeling all right do you like it
when Force violently plays with your
little spinny toy
also if we split up hold on
wait there's stuff stopped recording did
you hear that so your light went out at
the same time his camera died how did
that happen how did that happen did you
hear that are you still recording yeah
did you guys hear that so his light
stopped recording at the exact time the
second time his camera stopped recording
really now why the hell would we believe
that obviously they set that up this
whole video is so staged I think even an
eight-year-old would be able to see
through the [ __ ] interesting at the
exact same time huh all right let's go
back out in here because I don't like
this place I mean someone could fall
right through the ceiling if they walked
over there Nick specially did your guy's
camera die no his shop stop recording it
said it said finger fat man and then
it's not recording
I think
oh that's the music
you grabbed me
all right so don't ask me why but they
then start to dance and after like two
seconds and Nick got tired but don't
worry this whole video has a purpose and
the massive climax is about to happen
the whole purpose of the video will be
revealed
you good
you're still frozen
on cam too also look at all the dust
things what the hell
guys
what were you doing man why are we
chasing satchel
my blood sugar dropped
I got a little hungry
so yeah that was the climax of the video
it was to pretend that nicocado was
possessed because that's actually the
title of the video he got possessed and
somehow this video got a quarter million
views in a day it's really mind-blowing
I can't believe people watch this crap
let's take a look at some of the
comments Anthony B said I'd love to see
the whole uncut version of this you guys
need to do more ghost investigation
where was the investigation I must have
missed that part Betsy MV says bro Nick
is actually so effing funny I would love
to see a Redemption Arc how is he funny
well I guess humor is subjective so I
guess maybe some people would find him
funny but to me personally I just find
him cringy but let me know what you
think in the comments section is Nick
actually funny please let me know in the
comment section maybe I'm the one in the
wrong maybe this guy is funnier than
Dave Chappelle and I just can't
appreciate his human summer
so let me know what you think about the
video are you going to be purchasing the
stupid little toy for 549 dollars that
sends you silly texts or are you gonna
pass on that great opportunity now
thanks for watching everybody please
like And subscribe it really helps the
channel more than you can imagine and
I'll see you guys on the next video
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