what's up everybody in today's video
we'll be taking a look at masau kiss who
was a YouTuber active around 10 years
ago so I have deep dive in YouTube's
dumpster to find the worst of the worst
cooking show you could ever imagine and
this guy takes the cake by a mile so
he's not just a culinary expert he's
also a hoarder so you can imagine how
that's gonna bring some challenges to
cooking meals now first let's take a
look at how masau kiss prepares a steak
without using a grill let's get into it
Heat
paper or
wait a minute
okay this will work okay so the idea
um
wait a minute
okay how can we do this with one hand
don't worry you're not hallucinating
it's all part of the plan cooking a
steak on the toilet bowl is actually way
better than suvi or all other cooking
techniques believe it or not
we're just trying to get it a bit softer
you can put some oh [ __ ] you can put
some flammable stuff on it like um
you know this thing
um
but it's uh
it's not a good idea ouch it's not a
good idea because it's kind of like
um not good to drink uh it's like poison
or something so it doesn't want to put
it on your food so at first he was
considering to spray his steak with raid
but then he realized he shouldn't like I
said before this guy's a culinary genius
and we should not question his methods
just to get a bit softer because it's
still hard
wait a minute
oh well it doesn't work oh anyway uh
let's see
uh
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what the [ __ ]
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yeah
so after seeing this I'm sure you're
eager to go throw your best prime rib in
a toilet and then cook it but just wait
a sec because there's a lot more the way
maso case makes his coffee is on the
next level nobody has the expertise to
make a coffee like this
you know you drink that in the morning
and uh
wakes you up uh Gatorade um
Cherry dipped put some of it oh what the
uh Cherry dip that's good Cherry's a
sugary
I hope this thing doesn't spill off like
the cheese did
that's all sugary
you know sometimes when I'm cooking I
feel like you know a witch in one of
those old cartoons you know like with a
little pimple on her neck and you know
making all this uh strange stuff that's
some more energy drink
the Rockstar the guys who made uh you
know Grand Theft Auto and all that
so so far we have a concoction that
involves Gatorade a mysterious Cherry
dip as well as a bottle of Rockstar
Energy Drink so we can already tell that
this coffee is going to be one of a kind
all right
hope it doesn't spill over
and that's going to wake you up like so
much that never gonna sleep again
all right
ah
well that doesn't work well
oh yeah it's still a little opening
there we go
looks like blood
delicious coffee egg they have that at
the University you know vanilla coffee
you know coffee is one of the things
that really wakes you up
you know what I was not playing hockey I
always had this you know concoction with
me I would take like a Gatorade and I
would put like a uh the bulb Gatorade I
would put like sugar and coffee and
everything and uh like all the guys were
saying that was my magic potion you know
there's a vast Direction on it so they
were always joking like you know I was
drinking magic potion
and the smell right now of
coffee mixed with Gatorade it's
reminding me of that
all sarcasm aside you couldn't pay me a
million dollars to take a swig of that
thing that looks absolutely gross
and they don't notice it
all right so I think that's pretty much
ready
um and I think this really wakes you up
in the morning so that breakfast uh I
know it tastes disgusting but that's the
point because it's when it's disgusting
it wakes you up I need a cup to drink
from
um
have these cups
and they look like metal but I think
they're actually plastic as like if it
doesn't sound like metal
what that is
[ __ ]
ah that wakes you up yeah his review on
his own product is very authentic he
says it tastes like [ __ ] but it wakes
you up there's also another video of him
doing spring cleaning and that's pretty
interesting to see as well check it out
foreign
here I know you can't smell it on the
camera but I mean there's a strong smell
here it's like I don't know it's really
weird it's not always like this though
usually it doesn't smell bad
this comes to be very glad for this for
your house you must be careful you must
clean up your house every day you must
wash your clothes you must do enough
clean your dishes you can walk around
your house to become like this oh you
will become like me be careful
you must find the way
the clean up this place
oh
man I don't know what's in there but
so my showcase gave us some really good
advice on how to clean our houses but
before we wrap up the video he also has
great advice on alcohol let's take a
look
um hello guys um is this thing filming
well okay it is
um like um a little bit drunk now
because I drank the
rum but I'm gonna drink a little bit
more
uh so like yeah you guys like doing fine
all day you're like
um whoa
yeah like it's
been a long time and all
so we're gonna make like food stuff like
yeah kitchen food like stuff uh wrong
yeah
ah it's um
well all right never mind the stupid
stuff people calling me all the time for
no reason all right um
yeah it's like uh the 24th of February 9
41 a.m
I only drank half this bottle of rum
this morning I'm a bit plastered all
right we're gonna make uh
a recipe called uh meringue wait a
minute
you guys remind me never to drink
alcohol again I mean for heaven say this
is
so as promised he gave us some Sound
Advice we learned how to cook a steak on
the toilet we learned how to make a
Gatorade coffee we also learned how to
clean our house and we learned to never
drink alcohol so anyways that's it for
this guy I thought it was such a
treasure in the dumpster of the internet
that I had to bring it to you guys
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