Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I've been cooperating. >> Huh? Yeah, and now you're pulling AWAY FROM US. >> WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL. TODAY'S VIDEO COMES TO US FROM police cam. Links in the description, as always. Chick crashes her Beamer because she's drunk. And she's drunk drunk. Check it out. >> So, explain to me real quick what happened. >> I I was in here. I saw it all. She just went >> Didn't even attempt to hit her brakes. She went >> Oh, it just went through. >> I get it. If you're not used to roundabouts, they can be a little confusing. You're not allowed to drive through the middle of it, though. >> She's lost. Yeah, she's like out there, if you know what I mean. One >> Did she hit anybody? >> No, no. It's a single car too. >> A lot of fancy cars in that neighborhood. >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Where are you right now? >> Um Boca and >> All right, just Are you guys done or not yet? All right, ma'am. By any chance, do you have an ID on you? >> Yes, I do have an ID. >> Thank >> Do you have any ID what happened? >> I don't know what that was. >> Excuse me? >> I said I have no idea where I'm going and I have an a New Girl license. >> Yeah, you have it on you. Is the car registered under your name? >> It's under my name, yes. >> All right, perfect. Okay. So, real quick, do you remember can you tell me where are you right now? Where are you at? >> Yes, I am in Boca about to get to Boca Highland over here, like the little island. >> No, you're about to get to jail. >> Where my parents are, which is 5 minutes away from me. >> Okay. >> And then, because another car like intervened with me, I had to do a quick maneuver and >> How fast do you think you were going? >> Uh 35 miles an hour. >> 35 miles an hour. Just so I make sure. Okay. >> If you were going 35, you wouldn't have made it all the way across that median. I think you might be fibbing a little bit. >> So, where were you coming from? >> Fort Lauderdale. >> From Fort Lauderdale? >> Yeah, okay. >> Spend the day down there? >> Okay, so you No, I'm like I was like was that last night's date or like tonight's date? >> Like yeah, where were you coming >> The days tend to run together when you're this drunk. >> From today? >> So, look, I had an issue with my car. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I had a big issue with the car. The side crunched itself in, the mirror fell off, the airbags came out. I think they sold me a lemon. I'm going to have to have a word with that dealership. >> leaking oil, so that means that there was an issue with the uh tubing system with the oil and >> You sure there wasn't an issue with you running over something cracking your oil pan? >> It came up. I have pictures. >> Just send the pictures. Send the pictures real quick. Okay, so >> perfect. Let me just >> license. I don't >> No, I don't. It's okay. I can just Relax. You're not You're not in any You're not in trouble. Okay. So, again, explain Explain to >> It's policy, you know. >> No, no, I know. Listen. Explain to me. You were going eastbound, right? You were going You were going eastbound. >> Well, she certainly wasn't driving in a circle. >> When you were merging, a car cut you off like what's this? Okay. So, you had to make a maneuver. >> And that's why I had to get into the grass cuz I don't want I don't I don't >> Can you do me a favor? Are you able to back the engine up cuz I'm going to bring my car around. >> Back it up? >> Yeah, back it up. You can block right here. I just need room over there. >> I'll back it up. >> this things and stuff like that. So, are you okay, ma'am? Did you put anything in your mouth? >> Yeah, airbag. >> Did you put anything in your mouth? Okay. Perfect. So, again, you went straight, the car cut you off, you had to get in the grass. All right. Perfect. Now, the car is pretty damaged. You won't be able to drive it, so we're going to get it towed, right? Could you Could you step out of the vehicle for me? Are you okay to stand up? No, just leave your Leave your bag inside. Leave your bag inside for now. All right. Go ahead. And your name again is Just don't worry about your bag. Just step out of the vehicle for me. >> I think she may be running on some kind of delay. You asked for ID like 10 minutes ago, and she's just now looking for it. You asked her to get out. She'll do that. Give her about 10 more minutes. >> I need my ID. I'm trying to find my ID. >> Okay. Just don't worry. Don't worry for me. >> I'm in shock. >> You're intoxicated. >> Mhm. And it feels like you guys >> Okay, listen to me. Look, we're going to put the bag right here. >> Don't care about me. Think I'm stupid. >> Listen to me, okay? Just do me a favor. Step out of the vehicle for me. Yeah, fix that. Just fix it outside. It's better so you're not sitting down. >> Well, if these aren't going to get me out of this, I guess I'll just tuck them back away. >> Bro, yeah, it took me It took me 20 minutes to get here. And Thiago drove past me on Camino, bro. >> Ma'am, can you please step out of the vehicle for me? Just don't worry. Step out of the vehicle for me. Ma'am, step out of the vehicle for me, please. >> Just get out of the car, stupid. >> Don't let me repeat it again. >> Okay, let me help. I'm going to put the bag over here. >> Okay, step out of the vehicle for All right, thank you. Do me a favor, put the bag All right. No, just stay right here. Listen. >> Can I be right here? >> I am dictating this. I conducting my crash investigation. Right now I'm switching to criminal investigation. By your demeanor, I smell some sort of alcohol substance emanating from your from your breath. >> Is that a shadow or is her areola totally coming out of that? >> I can't believe I have I believe that you are impaired under the influence of alcohol or controlled substance. All right, would you submit to field sobriety tests and exercises? >> Uh one, no, and uh two, that this accident was not because >> Listen. >> No, no, you don't. >> I I The accident is part The accident is part of it because you tell me you've been drinking, right? >> Yeah, well, but it >> So, your driving will will be pretty much impaired. So, >> It wasn't because I'm drunk. I'm just a bad driver. I'm always running into [ __ ] >> Let's Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is. >> Right here. Come on. >> Come on. >> I'm sitting on the curb. Maybe right here. >> Uh-uh, stay right here. Wait a second. Stay right here. >> I'm burned. >> All right, stay Stay right here. Listen to me. Again, just I'm going to put this one down here. Look, I'm not touching it. >> Okay. >> I'm just saying, honey. Again, >> Look. >> I'm going to I'm going to reiterate the fact >> I don't think you might be a little distracted. >> I believe you're under the influence of alcohol of alcohol controlled substance. Would you submit to field sobriety test exercises? If you don't, then I will go ahead and make any determination based on my observation of the the total circumstances right here, okay? Would you submit to field to field sobriety test exercises? Yes? Yes or no? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, basically, >> Is this the alphabet all backwards? >> No, no, it's a >> god, like I saw I've seen the video. >> You don't seem like the kind of person that knows the alphabet frontwards. I don't think you got to worry about this. >> It's a multitude of exercises. It's not just one. It's >> I've seen the videos. I can't do them. >> to bring my car up. >> Okay. >> Okay. Look, just stay right here. >> I'm fine. I'm going to fall over. >> Sit down. So, sit down on the curb. I told you. >> I'm telling you you're going to feel like you're going to fall over, sit down on the curb. >> I don't feel I'm going to fall over. I'm upset. I'm like fine, baby. >> All right. Can you do me a favor? Just turn around for me real quick. All right, that's good. Thank you. >> Just don't reach for anything. Thank you. All right. Come easy. Come right here. Come right here. Okay, perfect. Okay. So, again, you agreed to participate in field sobriety test exercises? All right. Perfect. Let me see. Done. Can you tell me what color this is? >> That's green. >> That's green. Okay. So, before I start, do you have a Do you wear glasses? >> No. >> Okay, do you have any uh uh Have you had any uh mental surgery or anything like that that can prevent you your eyes from following >> I think I'm losing my eyesight, but okay. >> Okay. Anything more than that? >> If you're losing your eyesight, you probably shouldn't ought to be driving, huh? >> No. Okay. Any problem with your balance? >> Um so, I have an issue with my right leg, uh >> Which is >> Well, this is >> Yeah, I know which is >> He didn't ask you which one's your right leg, stupid. >> So, because someone crashed into me, and >> Tree came out of nowhere. >> It's um misaligned. >> Okay, perfect. Uh will that prevent you from performing a balance exercise? >> Uh >> Well, that won't, but I'm a little top-heavy, so I have a hard time balancing. >> I think I do a performance balance exercise. I think I can. >> You can? All right. Uh would you be comfortable doing it in these shoes, or you want to take them off? >> Oh, taking them off would be better. >> Perfect. Okay. And you're allowed to take them off, okay? So, what we're going to do real quick, again, I'm going to have you stand with your feet together. You're going to look at the tip of the pen right here, the green, right? You said it was green, with your eyes and eyes only. >> And then what? Just look at it? >> Yeah, just look at it. >> Okay. >> No, you can put your hand down. You're going to >> Look with your eyes, not with your hands. >> Yeah, put your hands down, down your side. Okay. You see the color? Ready? >> [snorts] >> Well, I don't know. I have no time to ask. >> You can actually keep looking at her. Hey, just keep following the pen, ma'am. Okay, we're going to go up now, okay? Just Relax. >> I'm sleepy. I can't find the pin. >> What happened? >> I'm sleepy. Now I don't fight with my dad. >> Okay, okay. Just give me that, okay? [laughter] Again. Just don't drink. >> Okay, okay. >> Perfect. Keep your hands down. >> Stay [snorts] Stay here. No, no, no. Stay here. >> There's not a gun in there. Can I get my purse? >> worried about that. You have to stay here. >> There's nothing in your purse that you need right now. Stay Stand right here and let him continue finishing everything. >> Can you see the blue line? >> Yeah. >> Okay, it's on a flat surface. Do you agree? >> You can take your shoes off. >> Yeah. >> So, what are you going to do now? >> Where the hell are you going? >> Uh That's it? >> Nailed it. >> Well, I was about to explain the exercise. >> Oh, okay. >> So, what are you going to do now? Keep your hands down. Stay in this position until I tell you to start. Okay, stay in the position, ma'am. Thank you. On the line, you're going to take nine heel-to-toe steps on the line. All right, turn around, and then take nine I'm going to show you. >> What are you trying to salsa? >> Okay, perfect. Thank you. >> I'm sleepy. I want to go home. >> You're sleepy, you want to go home. Okay. >> Yeah. >> You're not sleepy. You're about to pass out cuz you're totally fish faced, stupid. >> Perfect. All right, ma'am. So, can we proceed with exercise? >> Fine. >> Okay, on your mark. >> That's relative. That's relative and also >> On you, are we starting? >> Yeah. >> Okay, go ahead. >> What? Wait. >> You're done. >> No, you said we were talking. >> Time is over. >> You asked me a question. >> Yeah, but the time is over. I I you still had a few seconds. >> Yeah, yes, you were standing on one foot. You didn't do that. Not very well, anyway. >> left. >> You asked me a question and >> You're prolonging this. >> I know. I know. >> Just get your feet together for me. I'm going to show you something. Keep your feet together. It's okay. I'm a father myself. I'm worried. >> My parents are worried about where I am and I burned. >> Okay. All right, perfect. Okay, ma'am. We're going to skip that part. >> Wait. Wait. >> Hey, wait. >> Wait. Wait. I've been cooperating. >> Huh? Yeah. >> I've been >> And now you're pulling away from us. >> No. No, I've been cooperating. >> Now now you're pulling away. >> Wait. >> You're being placed under arrest for driving under the influence. >> No, I've been cooperating. >> Okay. >> Hello. Can please I've been cooperating. >> Just because you're cooperating doesn't mean they can't arrest you. I could rob a bank and then if I cooperate with the investigation, they're not just going to turn me loose. Stupid. >> All right. >> Only because I've been so good. >> Okay. Let me take this off, okay? >> Excuse me. >> Okay. >> I've been cooperating with you. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Why are you >> I'm not saying that you're not. I am not upset with you. I am not upset with you. >> Why? >> Why do you think we're upset with you? >> Because now you're putting handcuffs on. >> Well, that's not us being upset. >> Yeah, I I >> Still like that. Still like Still you're pulling. I'm putting pressure on you, okay? >> Exactly. Thank you. >> How does this bracelet come off? >> How do you >> How does this come off? >> Bolt cutters. >> It we slide it? >> What do you mean I can't put it in my purse? >> You can't get your purse right now. Tell us how this comes off. Listen to me. All right. This is coming Yeah. >> It usually slides right off my hand, but I'm too drunk to figure out where my hands are. >> It's coming off. Just keep your feet >> Is this how you take your bracelet off? >> Take it off for me. Got it. >> No. >> Just push it. Just push it. Push it off. >> Oh, it's gone. It's gone. >> I thought >> I was doing good. >> We We know you were. >> I was doing good. >> Very proud of you. >> No, I don't believe in you. I don't like you. I like him. >> Give me Give me Give me. >> Hold on. Put it in my bag, please. >> All right. I got it right here. >> Turn around and face away from us. >> Please. Please. >> I got it right here. >> Put it in my bag, please. >> I got it I got it right here. Ma'am, let's not Let's Do not make this difficult. All right. So, you're being placed under arrest for driving under the influence, okay? >> This is all unnecessary. I'm not freaking with black guy or whatever. Like >> Just put her in and >> No. >> All right. So, ma'am, what are we going to do now? Listen to me. Listen. >> I trust you. I don't trust you. >> Listen. >> I'm not trusting you. I trust him. >> I'm going to put you inside the car. >> Don't wreck it. >> Okay? I have a female officer coming here. They're going to do a search on you, all right? Because you're placed under arrest. So, they're going to be removing your uh necklace, your earrings, anything on your person. >> She's going to bring you a shirt that fits. >> So, okay? All your property, listen to me. All your property will go with you, okay? Do you understand? All right. Perfect. Let's sit down. Easy. I'm going to crack I'm going to crack the AC up for you. Okay? And also, just you know, see here, if you lean If you lean on the side, that that helps you on the turns. All right. I'm going to just put this on the hood. I'm going to get the picture of the car. >> I know you don't like me, but I'm not >> I like you. I >> I don't like her. >> I think you're a good person. I don't think so. You feel what? I'm not treating you like anything. >> He's treating you like a drunk driver. >> I don't even know you. >> Yeah, well. >> I don't even know you, but I think you're a good person. I think you just maybe messed up. That's it. >> So, there you go. That's all I got for Drunky McMikers there. Be sure to like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the NEXT ONE. >> WHO'S FAULT IS THAT? WHO'S FAULT IS THAT? TASERS FLYING, NO TIME [music] to cry.